Denial Facts

  1. The 40 user limit on channels doesn't apply to Denial
  2. Denial doesn't consider it a clan unless the channel has at least 10 ops
  3. Battle.net often gets IP banned from Denial for violating his Terms of Use agreement
  4. Denial doesn't go to tech support on weekdays 10am-12pm and 2pm-6pm, tech support goes to Denial at his convenience
  5. Denial can ban an offline user
  6. Blizzard claims to regularly ban thousands of users for "using third-party programs," but it's really just people Denial dislikes
  7. Denial suggested the idea of a "net" where people "battle"
  8. One time Denial got banned from a channel and everybody besides Denial were sent to The Void
  9. Denial gave Blizzard an ultimatum: Make StarCraft: Ghost playable over Battle.net or else he wouldn't buy the game. Since it technically made no sense for the game to support Battle.net, Blizzard cancelled the project
  10. If you ever wondered why your CD-key got muted, it's because Denial doesn't want you to talk
  11. Only Battle.net sysops have access to /friend add Denial
  12. Denial doesn't consider you a true gamer unless you're dead from sleep deprivation
  13. One time while playing Diablo, Denial was sorting through his inventory and dropped a potion of healing. Someone else grabbed it. Denial invented PK
  14. Denial gets a 0ms connection to Battle.net even if he's being DDoS'd
  15. /time actually shows Denial's local time, not Battle.net's
  16. Denial doesn't need to ban you. He has a hammer and you know the way out
  17. Denial can not be squelched
  18. When Denial logs on to Battle.net, it does not say "Failed logon attempts since then," it says "CD-keys banned since then"
  19. Denial can still see your age by looking at your profile
  20. Blizzard employees go to Backstage when they log on to Battle.net, Denial goes to VIP Lounge
  21. Denial's Battle.net account was created before Battle.net itself
  22. Denial's system uptime is incalculable as it exceeds 64 bits
  23. Your CD-key is banned because that guy you tried to backstab that time was Denial
  24. Go to any trivia channel and "Denial" is a valid answer to all questions
  25. Warez used to be a popular channel before Denial shut it down
  26. Why reset your account password through the e-mail confirmation process? Just ask Denial and eliminate the middle-man
  27. Blizzard released a Japanese version of StarCraft after they overheard that was Denial's nationality. It turned out to be a false rumor. The game has since been completely abandoned
  28. Battle.net was originally called Denial.net
  29. Denial once joined a restricted channel and banned The Void while a Blizzard rep gave him free CD-keys. I know that doesn't make sense, but it doesn't have to, because it happened to Denial and you're jealous
  30. Denial taught Chuck Norris the roundhouse kick
  31. You can no longer create illys on Battle.net because they were too difficult for Denial to type ... Wait no, you can't create them because Denial considers them lame
  32. Denial doesn't know Korean, he just randomly hits keys on the keyboard and they understand
  33. There is no such thing as Warden. That's just Denial disconnecting you every two minutes
  34. Scott Coleman warned us back in 1998 that if the experimental chat gateway was abused it would be removed. Over the next several years it was abused and accordingly got removed. Oh, did I mention Scott Coleman is Denial?
  35. Denial has had conversations with ClanGnome that lasted for hours
  36. Not only does Denial know what the chat gem does, he practically came up with the idea
  37. Every bot in existence is backdoored to respond to Denial
  38. When asked if he would like to be a Blizzard representative or server admin, Denial said: yes. Denial now has flags 0x9... Only expert hackers and programmers like Denial are smart enough to understand this reference
  39. Server splits? Remember when Moses parted the red sea? Denial split the Battle.net servers
  40. Duplicate users? Denial was the first person to successfully clone somebody on Battle.net
  41. There is no Code of Conduct, just a list of people Denial will allow on Battle.net
  42. Denial is fluent in Korean and Khalani
  43. Denial's computer has no "backspace" button, Denial doesn't make mistakes
  44. Employees are on their best behaviour when Denial shows up in Blizzard Tech Support
  45. Denial created TechBot because he got tired of answering questions
  46. Denial has the most hilarious, fascinating and entertaining quotes.txt of all time
  47. When Denial joins The Void, not only can he see who's in there, he can also see all that is, or ever was, or ever will be...
  48. Anybody can create a clan channel, but honestly you should run it by Denial first
  49. In the beginning, Battle.net was created. This has made Denial very angry, and is therefore widely regarded as a bad move