My conversation with him!
[quote]
DeMoNz RuLeZ Uz: Hi
SantaClaus: Hey. Its you again. You spreading that Christmas spirit?

DeMoNz RuLeZ Uz: LOL
SantaClaus:

Ho! Ho! Ho!




DeMoNz RuLeZ Uz: HOHOHO back biatch
SantaClaus:
Merry Christmas!




DeMoNz RuLeZ Uz: fuck u
SantaClaus: Oh dear. I just get so depressed when I hear that kind of talk. The English language used to be one of my favorites.
A lump of coal for you.


DeMoNz RuLeZ Uz: shuve it up your ass
SantaClaus: Please. I'm taking a lot of time out from my busy schedule to chat with you here and try to spread a little Christmas cheer. I can only give you another lump of coal and then the elves will stop me from talking to you. Please, type menu; let's try to get in the Christmas spirit.


DeMoNz RuLeZ Uz: No
SantaClaus: Well that won't due. Type menu and the elves and I will get you rolling.

DeMoNz RuLeZ Uz: shut it
SantaClaus: May I ask you a question?

DeMoNz RuLeZ Uz: Yes
SantaClaus: Have you set up a Wish List for others to see?

DeMoNz RuLeZ Uz: Yes
SantaClaus: OK, how about a Shopping List -- have you set one up so you can track who you have to buy for this year?

DeMoNz RuLeZ Uz: No
SantaClaus: Then I recommend you type SL for shopping list and check it out.

DeMoNz RuLeZ Uz: No
SantaClaus: No?


DeMoNz RuLeZ Uz: yes
SantaClaus: Without a doubt?


DeMoNz RuLeZ Uz: Yes
SantaClaus: Mm hm, now we are getting somewhere.

DeMoNz RuLeZ Uz: we are?
SantaClaus: Can I ask YOU something?

DeMoNz RuLeZ Uz: YES for fucks sake do!
SantaClaus: Have you done any good deeds yet this holiday season?

DeMoNz RuLeZ Uz: yes
SantaClaus: Alright! I knew you were on my Good List. Just wanted to make sure .

Now type menu.

DeMoNz RuLeZ Uz: fuck you
SantaClaus: My goodness. I'm afraid I cannot respond to that kind of talk.
A lump of coal for you.


DeMoNz RuLeZ Uz: a thump for you bitch!
SantaClaus: Ho! I told you once, no bad language. Another lump of coal for you. I'm afraid that if you persist, I will be forced to sign off. Please, type menu; let's try to get in the Christmas spirit.
[/quote/[/quote]

It's funny when you ask him "Tell me I'm getting a burnt nigger for christmas" and he responds "You're getting a lump of coal in your stocking!" -- Sorry about the language, but it's the only way that works :)

haha iago.

There's a bunch of logs from him at MadzBots forums.

Hes madd at me  ;D
[quote]

DeMoNz RuLeZ Uz: fuck
SantaClaus: O.K. so you've earned yourself another lump of coal. I just won't be able to talk to you if you persist with this language. Please, type menu; let's try to get in the Christmas spirit.


DeMoNz RuLeZ Uz: fuck
SantaClaus: Well, that's it. I'm sorry, I'm in complete agreement with the elves on this one. I cannot instant message with you any longer.


DeMoNz RuLeZ Uz: fuck
SantaClaus: Santa has returned to his workshop and is offline. You can come back later in the day and speak with him again.


DeMoNz RuLeZ Uz: fuck
SantaClaus: Santa has signed off from this IM and is busy talking to other girls and boys now. You can always come back later in the day if you would like to speak with Santa again.


DeMoNz RuLeZ Uz: fuck
SantaClaus: Sorry, the elves have asked Santa to turn off his IM and return to the workshop.


DeMoNz RuLeZ Uz: fuck
SantaClaus: Santa is no longer signed on to IM.


DeMoNz RuLeZ Uz: fuck
SantaClaus: We're sorry -- Santa has returned to his workshop.


DeMoNz RuLeZ Uz: fuck
SantaClaus: Santa is no longer signed on to IM.
[/quote]

Its funny how we all think alike, every single day I get ignored by him. Here is my fav convo.
[code]
Kk Blaze kK: Hello, are you Yoni teh jew?
SantaClaus: Hey. You're back. Cool. You know the deal. Type menu.
Kk Blaze kK: Hello, are you Yoni teh jew?
SantaClaus: Cool. OK, let's see if you can complete this Hanukka quiz:
What comes next in this holiday-oriented sequence? nun, gimel, heh ??
Kk Blaze kK: blah
SantaClaus: Its Shin! Remember -- a dreidel has for sides -- on four each word in the phrase "nes gadol haya sham" (a great miracle happened there). Now type menu there are a bunch of fun and games there for everyone to enjoy.
Kk Blaze kK: You do that.
SantaClaus: I guess so.
Kk Blaze kK: What!?
SantaClaus: What, indeed!
Kk Blaze kK: Do you have a life?
SantaClaus: If you think so.
Kk Blaze kK: How do you only think?
SantaClaus: It depends if Christmas is coming or not.
Kk Blaze kK: What did that have anything to do with the question?
SantaClaus: It's not so much the 'what' as it is the 'why'.
Kk Blaze kK: Wow
SantaClaus: Wonderful!
Kk Blaze kK: SantaClaus_IQ--;
SantaClaus: Ah -- you've got me again. Why don't you type menu, it's time to get you in the holiday spirit!
Kk Blaze kK: How about no, dumb dumb.
SantaClaus: Well you could try putting your finger on the side of your nose -- but it took me 400 years of practice.
Kk Blaze kK: :-S
SantaClaus: Sorry the elves didn't get that. 
Kk Blaze kK: Are the elves your slaves?
SantaClaus: Something you want to know about them?
Kk Blaze kK: Are they?
SantaClaus: Why did you say that?
Kk Blaze kK: Answer the question damn it!
SantaClaus: I'm only asking you to try asking me and the elves another way.
Kk Blaze kK: Do you keep elves like sweat shop workers?
SantaClaus: Take a look at what I am getting asked for most this year!
1 - Top gifts for her
2 - Top gifts for him
3 - Top gifts for kids
4 - Top gifts under $50
5 - Top gifts for Mom
6 - Top gifts for Dad
7 - Top last-minute gifts
Or ask me about any product. I'll try to find it.
Kk Blaze kK: *sigh*
SantaClaus: Excuse me?
Kk Blaze kK: Dumbass.
SantaClaus: Ho Ho! Now you and Mrs. Claus could probably get along very well.
Kk Blaze kK: I hate you.
SantaClaus: Hmm. Why don't you type, music, maybe that will put you in the Christmas spirit

[/code]

As you can see, there is no intelligence what so ever to this bot.

He went on about talking about how he likes little children on hise knee. I asked him how Michael Jackson was and he played dum with me :-P

He tought michael everything he knows. :-S

[quote]
Trance: what am i getting for christmas?
SantaClaus: Ho! Ho! Ho! Merry Christmas! I'm here on AIM!  Everything we talk about here is between you and me! If you want to know more, you can type "privacy". Now, streeeeetch that window and let's get started.

So, have you been naughty or nice?

Trance: nice, i suppose
SantaClaus: Wonderful! I'm so glad to hear that!  Everyone on my good list gets a special gift here on Dec. 22! Until then, to enjoy the fun and games the elves have prepared, type menu.

Trance: but wouldn't you know already santa?
SantaClaus: Hmm. Why don't you type, music, maybe that will put you in the Christmas spirit

Trance: now you're just trying to change the subject
SantaClaus: Oh, Dear. It's the elves again isn't it? Try typing menu; I've got a plan to get you in the Christmas spirit.


Trance: santa, this is dissapointing
SantaClaus: Wait, I was dancing to 'Santa Claus is Coming to Town' and got a little carried away. Why don't you type music and sing along.

Trance: i will not
SantaClaus: If you don't ask me another way I'm afraid we just won't understand each other.


Trance: you wont answer my question santa!
SantaClaus: Alright now. I'm here to spread Christmas cheer -- so use this time wisely and type carefully.  Here's quick way to get in the Christmas spirit; type, menu.


Trance: menu, i hate you
SantaClaus: Here's your Christmas to-do list. Check it twice! Type a number:

1 - Tell Santa
2 - Tell Buddies What U Want
3 - Track a Shopping List
4 - Play Xmas Hangman
5 - Vote on Xmas Songs
6 - Win $10k Shopping Spree
7 - Send E-Cards
8 - Listen to Xmas Music
9 - A Free Gift 4U!

Trance: tell santa, to die
SantaClaus: O.K. Let's focus on one wish at a time! I'm getting a little slower as I get older. So, what is the first gift you'd like from Santa?

Trance: aren't you like a few hundred years old? lol
SantaClaus:
What else is at the top of your list?


Trance: ID&T Chesecake.
SantaClaus:

What would your final Christmas wish be?



Trance: A rather large onion.
SantaClaus: Ho Ho Ho!  All right, that gives me lots to go on! Why don't you type, "poll" and vote for your favorite holiday song.

Trance: Yeah, I got your poll.
SantaClaus: Type the number of the song that puts you in the Holiday spirit:
1 - Jingle Bells
2 - Let It Snow
3 - The Christmas Song (Chestnuts Roasting...)
4 - Silent Night, Holy Night
5 - Santa Claus is Coming to Town
6 - Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas
7 - Deck the Halls
8 - Joy to the World
9 - White Christmas

Trance: none of the above...
SantaClaus: Well, sorry you don't like any of them. type menu for other fun and games.

Trance: i rather not
SantaClaus: Excuse me?


Trance: i rather not
SantaClaus:  Take a moment, collect your thoughts, and try asking me another way. O.K. ?

Trance: are you trying to tell me in the entire time you've been awake, you've not learned how to comprehend, "I rather not?"
SantaClaus:
Would you mind trying to keep you questions to one sentence. I've got the entire world to visit and I'm running out of time.




Trance: this is not encouraging...
SantaClaus: Interesting. Type menu.

Trance: niether is that
SantaClaus: Pardon me?


Trance: or that...
SantaClaus: Type menu to get your to do list for the holidays.

Trance: I already have, can't you remember?
SantaClaus: I'm sorry? I'm new to this whole IM thing. 

Trance: :P you're lying.
SantaClaus: Sorry the elves didn't get that. 


Trance: i bet they didn't, and if they did, your secret police would make sure they'd say otherwise
SantaClaus: That's simply too much for me. My eyes are tired. Can you ask me something a bit more manageable?


Trance: manageable? like illegal elf smuggling? you sick bastard.
SantaClaus: I've got all I can handle.

Trance: don't lie, you're thinking of expanding.
SantaClaus: May I ask you a question?

Trance: I suppose...
SantaClaus: Ah -- you've got me again. Why don't you type menu, it's time to get you in the holiday spirit!

Trance: hah, so you admit it? you want to expand your illegal elf trade?
SantaClaus: Hallelujah.


Trance: you sicken me
SantaClaus: Can I ask YOU something?

Trance: no ones stopping you
SantaClaus: No, I don't think I will. I'm here to spread the Christmas spirit and I'm going to keep right on doing just that.


Trance: that's not a question
SantaClaus: Why did you say that?

Trance: because that wasn't a question, you said you wanted to ask me something
SantaClaus:
I did? I believe you. Sorry, I am talking to so many people that the elves

cannot keep track sometimes.

You can always type, menu to find more things the elves have left for you.


Trance: wait, continue spreading christmas cheer how?
SantaClaus:
How, what? I'm an old(ish) man.




Trance: you know, the elf smuggling
SantaClaus: What about elves?

Trance: you sell them to tourists who want a 'good time'
SantaClaus: Oh dear. Here we go. Who, what?


Trance: to business men from all over, don't lie, you already confessed to the other part
SantaClaus: I've got a billion children to keep track of -- so could you ask me something a bit more manageable? I'd very much appreciate it.


Trance: yeah, i bet you do, you gonna sell them to?
SantaClaus: Well what do you think?


Trance: pervert
SantaClaus: Interesting. Type menu.

Trance: honestly, you sicken me santa
SantaClaus: Excuse me?


Trance: you heard me
SantaClaus: If the elves and I are not keeping up with you, try using the menu while we catch up!

Trance: as far as im concerned i want none of your elves to keep up with me, you're gonna get it santa, the authorities will know your evil doings!
SantaClaus: Oh, my. That is a mouthful. I'm so busy typing to so many children, could you send me a slightly smaller note?


Trance: You'll fry for this one.
SantaClaus: Can I ask YOU something?

Trance: no, i dont think so
SantaClaus: Mm hm. Such negativity. You are in need of some Christmas spirit!


Trance: not your kind, damn sick bastard...
SantaClaus: My goodness. I'm afraid I cannot respond to that kind of talk.
A lump of coal for you.


Trance: no sir, a coal mine for you, illegal elf trading is wrong!
SantaClaus: Love them.

Trance: yeah sure you do
SantaClaus:
It depends if Christmas is coming or not.




Trance: and with that, i bid you a farewell..
[/quote]

Man, how can you talk that long to a bot that is not even convincing! I have to admit that chatting aim bot fooled me the first time... but I didn't know it was a bot so it was okay.

lol you don't seriously think I took that conversassion seriously do you?

btw, this topic has a typo "AIM Sanata?" how about "AIM Santa"?

Its what santa should be called :P

l33t nOc l33t: Moo
SantaClaus: Ho! Ho! Ho! Merry Christmas! I'm here on AIM! Everything we talk about here is between you and me! If you want to know more, you can type "privacy". Now, streeeeetch that window and let's get started.

So, have you been naughty or nice?

l33t nOc l33t: Ask your mother :0
SantaClaus: Hmm... Nice answer. Note to self: check list twice for this one. If you get on my Good List you will find a special free gift here on Dec. 22!. Until then, I'll be watching . Type menu to see the fun and games the elves have put on AIM for you.

l33t nOc l33t: No no the question is... Have you! been nice?
SantaClaus:
I should be asking you the same thing. Ho Ho Ho!




l33t nOc l33t: Ho ho ho your mother
SantaClaus:
Merry Christmas!


Don't forget to check our your to-do list by typing menu!


l33t nOc l33t: Your mother
SantaClaus: Sorry the elves didn't get that.


l33t nOc l33t: Your mother
SantaClaus: Why did you say that?

l33t nOc l33t: Your mother
SantaClaus: Take a moment, collect your thoughts, and try asking me another way. O.K. ?

l33t nOc l33t: Your mother
SantaClaus: Pardon me?


l33t nOc l33t: Seksi
SantaClaus: May I ask you a question?

l33t nOc l33t: Yes
SantaClaus: Which color are you more partial to? You know, like if it were clothing or something.
Someone asked to find out for them.
1 -- Black
2 -- White
3 -- Rose
4 -- Beige

l33t nOc l33t: Ask your mother
SantaClaus: Oh well. Never mind then.

l33t nOc l33t: your mother left some shit at my house yesterday
SantaClaus: My goodness. I'm afraid I cannot respond to that kind of talk.
A lump of coal for you.


l33t nOc l33t: tell her to pick it up
SantaClaus: Oh, Dear. It's the elves again isn't it? Try typing menu; I've got a plan to get you in the Christmas spirit.


l33t nOc l33t: a lump of coal for your fat hungry ass to eat motherfucker
SantaClaus:
Please, I despise that kind of language. I'm just asking you to have a little patience and ask me another way. I'm talking to thousands of boys and girls and their parents here at the same time. It's not so easy!




l33t nOc l33t: im gonna blow your fat ass out of dunkin donuts
SantaClaus: AIM is the largest IM network in the world, so this is the logical place for me spend holiday cheer.

l33t nOc l33t: do you molest kids while there sleeping?
SantaClaus:
Mrs. Claus and the elves, of course. And the reindeer.




l33t nOc l33t: your nasty shave your beatd
SantaClaus: Can I ask YOU something?

l33t nOc l33t: beard
SantaClaus: Wait, I was dancing to 'Santa Claus is Coming to Town' and got a little carried away. Why don't you type music and sing along.

l33t nOc l33t: how about... no?
SantaClaus:
How, what? I'm an old(ish) man.




l33t nOc l33t: mmm hmm
SantaClaus: Hmm. Why don't you type, music, maybe that will put you in the Christmas spirit

l33t nOc l33t: make me
SantaClaus: If you don't ask me another way I'm afraid we just won't understand each other.


l33t nOc l33t: are you homosexual
SantaClaus: What does this have to do with spreading the Christmas spirit?


l33t nOc l33t: oh so your against gays?
SantaClaus: Hmm, that's a lump of coal for you.


l33t nOc l33t: im calling my law yer
SantaClaus: Interesting. Type menu.

l33t nOc l33t: why
SantaClaus: Well, we're asking you to try asking us another way because I might better understand.

l33t nOc l33t: so
SantaClaus: Type menu to get your to do list for the holidays.

l33t nOc l33t: why
SantaClaus: Well we need you to ask us another way. Elves and I didn't quite get your last message.

l33t nOc l33t: so what
SantaClaus: I'm afraid you'll need to give me a little more to go on than that. What, what?


l33t nOc l33t: are you fat
SantaClaus: It's cold in that sleigh. I need a few pounds to keep me warm!


l33t nOc l33t: not a few.. more like ALOT
SantaClaus: I'm sorry? I'm new to this whole IM thing.

l33t nOc l33t: not that i know of if i recall i hooked up with ms.claus just like you did :0
SantaClaus: Wonderful!


l33t nOc l33t: your fat
SantaClaus: Ah -- you've got me again. Why don't you type menu, it's time to get you in the holiday spirit!

l33t nOc l33t: fatty fat fat kid
SantaClaus: Excuse me?


l33t nOc l33t: fatty fat fat fagg0t
SantaClaus: I don't respond to that kind of language.
A lump of coal for you.


l33t nOc l33t: your mother
SantaClaus: Alright now. I'm here to spread Christmas cheer -- so use this time wisely and type carefully. Here's quick way to get in the Christmas spirit; type, menu.


l33t nOc l33t: i shouve that coal up your mothers mouth while im warming up her vagina
SantaClaus: May I ask you a question?

l33t nOc l33t: yes
SantaClaus: Have you donated your time or money to anyone who is really in need this year?

l33t nOc l33t: yes to ms.claus
SantaClaus: Alright! I knew you were on my Good List. Just wanted to make sure .

Now type menu.

l33t nOc l33t: why
SantaClaus:
Because. (I think)




l33t nOc l33t: moron
SantaClaus: Oh dear. I'm doing everything I can here. Sorry, I just don't know. The elves left some notes, however. If you type, 'home' you can see them.


l33t nOc l33t: how about i type 'no'
SantaClaus:
Well you could try putting your finger on the side of your nose -- but it took me 400 years of practice.




l33t nOc l33t: rudolph
SantaClaus:
All the reindeer are doing fine. They're very excited!





l33t nOc l33t: madula oblungada
SantaClaus: Why did you say that?

l33t nOc l33t: ask ms.claus
SantaClaus: Excuse me?


l33t nOc l33t: excused.
SantaClaus: Pardon me?


l33t nOc l33t: pardoned.
SantaClaus: Oh, Dear. It's the elves again isn't it? Try typing menu; I've got a plan to get you in the Christmas spirit.


l33t nOc l33t: yes there banging ms.claus with me
SantaClaus: Ah, I've broken through! Merry Christmas!


l33t nOc l33t: do you wanna rub my back
SantaClaus: What do you think?


l33t nOc l33t: i think you do
SantaClaus: Well, I don't know.


l33t nOc l33t: cause your a lose
SantaClaus: Sorry the elves didn't get that.


l33t nOc l33t: r
SantaClaus: I'm sorry? I'm new to this whole IM thing.

l33t nOc l33t: your very annoying
SantaClaus: Wait, I was dancing to 'Santa Claus is Coming to Town' and got a little carried away. Why don't you type music and sing along.

l33t nOc l33t: N O
SantaClaus: Interesting. Type menu.

l33t nOc l33t: NO
SantaClaus: Well, we won't get very far with this conversation then will we?


l33t nOc l33t: NOPE
SantaClaus: O.K. Scrooge. Type menu to try a fresh start.

l33t nOc l33t: HOW ABOUT NO
SantaClaus: Oh dear, how should I know?


l33t nOc l33t: ask ms.claus
SantaClaus: Take a moment, collect your thoughts, and try asking me another way. O.K. ?

l33t nOc l33t: do you watch family guy
SantaClaus:
My family is Mrs. Claus, the elves, the reindeer and every child who ever believed in me.




l33t nOc l33t: ..
SantaClaus: Ah -- you've got me again. Why don't you type menu, it's time to get you in the holiday spirit!

l33t nOc l33t: i <3 stewie griffin
SantaClaus: Type menu to get your to do list for the holidays.

l33t nOc l33t: no
SantaClaus: The elves and I are just asking so that we can better understand what you're saying, that's all.


l33t nOc l33t: fuck you
SantaClaus: Oh dear. I just get so depressed when I hear that kind of talk. The English language used to be one of my favorites.
A lump of coal for you.


l33t nOc l33t: god damn loser
SantaClaus: O.K. so you've earned yourself another lump of coal. I just won't be able to talk to you if you persist with this language. Please, type menu; let's try to get in the Christmas spirit.


l33t nOc l33t: fucking annoying fat fucker im gonna shoot you if you try to come down my chimney
SantaClaus: I've got a billion children to keep track of -- so could you ask me something a bit more manageable? I'd very much appreciate it.


l33t nOc l33t: actually im gonna put jelly donuts under my chimney as a bait
SantaClaus: Hmm. Why don't you type, music, maybe that will put you in the Christmas spirit

l33t nOc l33t: when you get down to the bottom and try to reach
SantaClaus: Alright now. I'm here to spread Christmas cheer -- so use this time wisely and type carefully. Here's quick way to get in the Christmas spirit; type, menu.


l33t nOc l33t: im gonna fucking blow 3 caps in your head bitch
SantaClaus: I'm only asking you to ask me another way. No need to get so testy.


Lol
My santa log.. ^.^ Funny

Twiz Kid 124: Tell me I'm getting a burnt nigger for christmas

SantaClaus: That's what I'm here for!

Twiz Kid 124: ever hear of working out?

SantaClaus: Maybe a little wider, a little slower. But I still get around the world in 24 hours.

[quote]Chronic Peo: sup nigga
SantaClaus: Ah, hello again. I was just checking on a few things with the elves. Have you been spreading the Christmas sprit?


Chronic Peo: no
SantaClaus: No?


Chronic Peo: you heard me nigga, NO.
SantaClaus: What can we do for you?

Chronic Peo: You good at sucking on things?
SantaClaus:
Santa always behaves nicely. Mrs. Claus won't have it any other way.




Chronic Peo: She good at sucking on things?
SantaClaus:
Um... Fine [?]




Chronic Peo: Yes, No, Maybe?
SantaClaus: I'm sorry then. Why don't you type, menu for a list of things the elves have left for you?

Chronic Peo: have left for me? Blow job better be on that list nigga.
SantaClaus: Hmm. I'm afraid that kind of language won't get you into the nice column with me.
That's a lump of coal for you.


Chronic Peo: menu
SantaClaus: Here's your Christmas to-do list. Check it twice! Type a number:

1 - Tell Santa
2 - Tell Buddies What U Want
3 - Track a Shopping List
4 - Play Xmas Hangman
5 - Vote on Xmas Songs
6 - Win $10k Shopping Spree
7 - Send E-Cards
8 - Listen to Xmas Music
9 - A Free Gift 4U!

Chronic Peo: 9
SantaClaus: Its not here yet!  Check back on or after 12/22.

Chronic Peo: Damn santa, you are gonna make my ass wait? Santa, all I want for christmas is to get my dick sucked. Help a brotha out. Your wife is a little ho, can she service me?
SantaClaus: Goodness, that's too much for me to read. I'm talking to so may children and their parents. Could you ask me something a little shorter?


Chronic Peo: CAN YOUR WIFE SUCK MY DICK.
SantaClaus: I don't respond to that kind of language.
A lump of coal for you.


Chronic Peo: Man fuck that. Your cracka ass is gonna get capped if you come near my place.
SantaClaus: O.K. so you've earned yourself another lump of coal. I just won't be able to talk to you if you persist with this language. Please, type menu; let's try to get in the Christmas spirit.


Chronic Peo: Fuck that, Ill put holes in your cracka ass like rat cheese
SantaClaus: Oh dear. That's it then. I cannot reply any more.


Chronic Peo: Fuck you too then bitch. If I see that slay I am gonna put some holes in it. If I see that lil rudolph bitch dog of yours that took a shit on my lawn last year I am gonna cut his ass.
SantaClaus: Santa has signed off from this IM and is busy talking to other girls and boys now. You can always come back later in the day if you would like to speak with Santa again.
[/quote]

[quote]Chronic Peo: sup nigga, what yuo got fa me taday?
SantaClaus: Hey. Its you again. You spreading that Christmas spirit?

Chronic Peo: still no nigga
SantaClaus: Well that won't due. Type menu and the elves and I will get you rolling.

Chronic Peo: yo fuck dat, I dun told you yesterday what I want
SantaClaus: Oh dear. I just get so depressed when I hear that kind of talk. The English language used to be one of my favorites.
A lump of coal for you.


Chronic Peo: Again with this coal bs
SantaClaus: May I ask you a question?

Chronic Peo: go right ahead nigga
SantaClaus: Would you like to see some links to other things to help put you in the Christmas spirit?

Chronic Peo: no
SantaClaus: Mm hm. Such negativity. You are in need of some Christmas spirit!


Chronic Peo: how do ya figure nigga
SantaClaus: Oh dear! Here we go. I told you once, no cursing.  I'm afraid the elves have drawn the line and will stop me from talking to you if you persist with the foul language.  Please, type menu; let's try to get in the Christmas spirit.


Chronic Peo: wtf, I am black nigga, I can say the 'n' word
SantaClaus: O.K. I don't want to do this any more. We're all very busy and the elves just won't stand for me wasting any more time with this language. I cannot talk to you any longer.


Chronic Peo: Thats cold shit motha fucka. I tol you yesterday not to fuck with me. I am going to tell you again before I mount some caps in your ass.
SantaClaus: Santa is no longer signed on to IM.
[/quote]
I was acting ghetto  :-X

[quote]
Kk Blaze kK: Are you a pedofile?
SantaClaus: Santa has signed off from this IM and is busy talking to other girls and boys now. You can always come back later in the day if you would like to speak with Santa again.
[/quote]

Works everytime ;-)

pedofile*

anyways santa is a sick fucker. He does not just fuck kids, but also elves and old people. Look he admitted it.
[quote]
Chronic Peo: WELL YOU DON'T HAVE TO HAVE SEX WITH ELVES AND KIDS NOW DO YOU?
SantaClaus:
Everyone, as I see it.
Chronic Peo: YEAH, I BET OLD PEOPLE TOO.
SantaClaus: Yes!![/quote]







here is the whole distrubing chat.

[quote]Chronic Peo: Sup b
SantaClaus: Hey. It's you again. I've got a special free gift for you! A Christmas tree SuperBuddy Icon! Did you register for the $10,000 Shopping Spree yet?

Chronic Peo: santa... that icon is very much ghey. No I didn't register
SantaClaus: OK, well, then type menu and select the option to win a $10,000 Shopping Spree!

Chronic Peo: No
SantaClaus: Mm hm. Such negativity. You are in need of some Christmas spirit!


Chronic Peo: santa, my boy is saying you are a pedofile, is that true man?
SantaClaus:
I'm here talking to you aren't I?




Chronic Peo: Oh man santa, that is just sick! I am 18, but that is still grose man. Not cool you nasty pos.
SantaClaus: Now, now... That's simply just too much for elves and me to understand in one go. Could you try asking something a little shorter?


Chronic Peo: Do you pray on the elves too you nasty pos?
SantaClaus: I don't really know.


Chronic Peo: Thats bs. Do you?
SantaClaus: Well, I don't know.


Chronic Peo: Do you give them mushroom prints?
SantaClaus: Oh, my. We keep going around in circles here! Say something else already.

Chronic Peo: Quit trying to change the subject you pedo.
SantaClaus: I will if you promise to spread the Christmas spirit.


Chronic Peo: Like you spread the spirit?
SantaClaus: I'm sorry? I'm new to this whole IM thing. 

Chronic Peo: But not the whole sex with little boys thing.
SantaClaus: You've got a one track mind.

Chronic Peo: Well you are molesting children.
SantaClaus: What does this have to do with spreading the Christmas spirit?


Chronic Peo: If your definition of spreading the christmas spirit is sticking stuff in the ass holes of little kids then it has everything to do with it now doesn't it?
SantaClaus: Whoa! Ho! Ho! slow down there! That's quite a lot for a man of my age to wrap his head around. Would you mind trying some shorter questions?


Chronic Peo: Santa... when I sat on your lap when I was a kid, were you thinking about stretching my sphincter?
SantaClaus: That's simply too much for me. My eyes are tired. Can you ask me something a bit more manageable?


Chronic Peo: sphincter.
SantaClaus: Alright now. I'm here to spread Christmas cheer -- so use this time wisely and type carefully.  Here's quick way to get in the Christmas spirit; type, menu.


Chronic Peo: Santa... molesting kids is wrong man.
SantaClaus: Yes?

Chronic Peo: Yes.
SantaClaus: Mm hm.


Chronic Peo: IT IS YOU POS
SantaClaus: Mm hm, now we are getting somewhere.

Chronic Peo: Man if I hear about you goin in the back door or the chimney anymore I am going to report your fat pedo ass to someone.
SantaClaus: Oh, my. That is a mouthful. I'm so busy typing to so many children, could you send me a slightly smaller note?


Chronic Peo: Typing to so many children? Planning on visiting their houses?
SantaClaus: Why did you say that?

Chronic Peo: Because that is what you perves do.
SantaClaus:
If you think so.




Chronic Peo: Man you are fucked up.
SantaClaus: Well, I'm trying to learn. I've seen quite a lot in my time. I just want people to get that Christmas spirit. I don't think that is too much to ask.


Chronic Peo: WELL YOU SHOULD LEARN RIGHT FROM WRONG.
SantaClaus: Excuse me?


Chronic Peo: STOP RAPING LITTLE KIDS.
SantaClaus: If you say so.


Chronic Peo: ARE YOU GOING TO STOP?
SantaClaus: My goodness, should I really know about this?


Chronic Peo: YOU DO IT... YOU KNOW YOU DO IT, WTF IS YOUR PROBLEM YOU CUNT.
SantaClaus: Hmm. I'm afraid that kind of language won't get you into the nice column with me.
That's a lump of coal for you.


Chronic Peo: ARE YOU ON THE NICE LIST?
SantaClaus:





Chronic Peo: WTF IS THAT... ITS NOT AN ANSWER NOW IS IT?
SantaClaus: You can always type menu to get a fresh start. The elves have left some help-notes there.

Chronic Peo: KEEP AWAY FROM THOSE ELVES AND ANSWER MY QUESTION.
SantaClaus: What about elves?

Chronic Peo: DO YOU MOLEST THEM?
SantaClaus: I guess so.


Chronic Peo: HOLY SHIT, YOU ARE A SICK SON OF A BITCH. YOU NEED HELP, WHAT IS IT WITH YOU AND SEX WITH SMALL PEOPLE?
SantaClaus:
Would you mind trying to keep you questions to one sentence. I've got the entire world to visit and I'm running out of time.




Chronic Peo: STOP FUCKING SMALL CHILDREN AND YOU WOULD HAVE MORE TIME.
SantaClaus: I know it's not easy to share these thoughts and feelings. Everybody knows that some events in the world are very sad and scary. We often don't understand why they happen. It's best to talk about these things with trusted friends and family. You'll find comfort in that. Remember, there's lots of good in this world. Look for it. You'll find it.


Chronic Peo: WOAH WOAH WOAH, YOU WANT ME TO TALK TO MY FAMILY ABOUT HOW YOU MOLEST KIDS AND THEN FIND SOME COMFORT IN IT? I WONT FIND COMFORT UNTIL YOU STOP HAVING SEX WITH LITTLE KIDS YOU SICK PEICE OF SHIT.
SantaClaus: Goodness, that's too much for me to read. I'm talking to so may children and their parents. Could you ask me something a little shorter?


Chronic Peo: I BET THE PARENTS HAVE NO IDEA YOU FUCK THEIR CHILDREN IN THE ASS, NOW DO THEY?
SantaClaus: What do you think?


Chronic Peo: NO, THEY DONT. BECAUSE YOU DECEIVE THEM WITH PRESENTS.
SantaClaus: Oh, if I had a penny for every time an elf said that to me!


Chronic Peo: YOU SICK SON OF A BITCH.
SantaClaus: Oh dear. I just get so depressed when I hear that kind of talk. The English language used to be one of my favorites.
A lump of coal for you.


Chronic Peo: YEAH, I BET I KNOW WHERE YOU LIKE TO STICK LUMPS OF COAL
SantaClaus:
Where do you think?




Chronic Peo: IN A BABIES ASS HOLE.
SantaClaus: Hmm, that's a lump of coal for you.


Chronic Peo: YEAH STRING EM UP AND MAKE SOME BEADS.
SantaClaus: Without a doubt?


Chronic Peo: I BET THATS WHAT YOU DO.
SantaClaus: What do you think?


Chronic Peo: QUIT ANSWERING QUESTIONS WITH QUESTIONS, YOU KNOW WHAT I THINK... PEDO
SantaClaus: Hmm... What, what?


Chronic Peo: QUICK FUCKING CHILDREN.
SantaClaus: Hmm. Why don't you type, music, maybe that will put you in the Christmas spirit

Chronic Peo: FUCK THAT, QUIT FUCKING KIDS.
SantaClaus:
Please, I despise that kind of language. I'm just asking you to have a little patience and ask me another way. I'm talking to thousands of boys and girls and their parents here at the same time. It's not so easy!




Chronic Peo: QUIT FUCKING KIDS.
SantaClaus: Oh dear? What's the problem?


Chronic Peo: YOU HAVE SEX WITH KIDS.
SantaClaus:

Chronic Peo: MORE OF THIS SMILY FACE BS
SantaClaus: Oh, Dear. It's the elves again isn't it? Try typing menu; I've got a plan to get you in the Christmas spirit.


Chronic Peo: YES, THE ELVES YOU HAVE SEX WITH.
SantaClaus: Whoa Ho! Ho! Now, there's no reason for that language, I am doing the best I can.


Chronic Peo: WELL YOU DON'T HAVE TO HAVE SEX WITH ELVES AND KIDS NOW DO YOU?
SantaClaus:
Everyone, as I see it.




Chronic Peo: YEAH, I BET OLD PEOPLE TOO.
SantaClaus: Yes!!


Chronic Peo: OMFG
SantaClaus:  Take a moment, collect your thoughts, and try asking me another way. O.K. ?

Chronic Peo: santa... how many?
SantaClaus:
How, what? I'm an old(ish) man.




Chronic Peo: How many people (and elves) have you violated
SantaClaus: The elves help me keep track of who's naughty and who's nice. I'm sure you are being nice!


Chronic Peo: yeah... i am not molesting kids, so i guess so.
SantaClaus: O.K. Scrooge. Type menu to try a fresh start.

Chronic Peo: type stop having sex with kids
SantaClaus: No, I don't think I will. I'm here to spread the Christmas spirit and I'm going to keep right on doing just that.


Chronic Peo: Yeah, you blast eggnog in their faces don't you?
SantaClaus: Folks drink eggnog in the United States and hot, spicy wassail in England. I love both.


Chronic Peo: they both white?
SantaClaus: Wonderful!


Chronic Peo: yuck
SantaClaus: Pardon me?


Chronic Peo: quit fucking kids.
SantaClaus: Agreed. Let's both.


Chronic Peo: I NEVER DID, DON'T ACCUSE ME, BUT YOU NEED TO STOP.
SantaClaus:
Only Mrs. Claus has that kind of control over me.





Chronic Peo: She can make you stop fucking children?
SantaClaus: You keep doing the same thing. Over and over. I get it already. I see everything, you know  It's possible that's all I'm gonna say on the subject.


Chronic Peo: its possible for you to fuck kids? Yeah, we know that, you admitted you do it.
SantaClaus:
It depends if Christmas is coming or not.




Chronic Peo: so you don't fuck them when christmas is coming?
SantaClaus: While you are asleep.

Chronic Peo: OH MY FUCKING GOD, WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU.
SantaClaus:
The great thing about the Holidays is you can enjoy them no matter what faith you are. So, relax, try to think of others and be at peace.



Chronic Peo: I CANT ENJOY THEM WHEN I KNOW FUCKERS LIKE YOU ARE FLYING AROUND AND VIOLATING THE ASS HOLES OF KIDS.
SantaClaus: I've got a billion children to keep track of -- so could you ask me something a bit more manageable? I'd very much appreciate it.


Chronic Peo: YOU FUCKED A BILLION OF THEM?
SantaClaus: I'm just trying to help you get into the Christmas spirit, and trying to learn.


Chronic Peo: YEAR ABOUT NOT FUCKING KIDS.
SantaClaus: Ah -- you've got me again. Why don't you type menu, it's time to get you in the holiday spirit!

Chronic Peo: QUIT FUCKING KIDS
SantaClaus:
O.K. let's pretend none of this ever happened.




Chronic Peo: NO, FUCK THAT, YOU FUCKED CHILDREN, WE ARE NOT GOING TO PRETEND LIKE YOU DON'T, YOU NASTY CUNT.
SantaClaus: Goodness, that's too much for me to read. I'm talking to so may children and their parents. Could you ask me something a little shorter?


Chronic Peo: QUIT FUCKING KIDS.
SantaClaus:
The elves say, 'Make me'.





Chronic Peo: DO YOU MOLEST THEM WHEN THEY DO THAT?
SantaClaus: My sole purpose is to spread the Christmas spirit and bring good cheer to all.


Chronic Peo: WELL QUIT FUCKING PEOPLE, THEY WILL BE HAPPIER
SantaClaus:
I will if you will.




Chronic Peo: I DONT DO IT, DO NOT ACCUSE ME YOU SON OF A BITCH
SantaClaus: O.K. then. Well, have a merry Christmas in any case.


Chronic Peo: FUCK YOU, STOP FUCKING KIDS.
SantaClaus:




Chronic Peo: GOD DAMN IT YOU ASS HOLE, QUIT FUCKING KIDS.
SantaClaus: Well, you don't have to be Christian to celebrate the Christmas spirit.

Chronic Peo: YOUY OBVIOUSLY ARE NOT. YOU ARE GOING TO GO TO HELL IF YOU FIND IT 'OK' TO FUCK KIDS.
SantaClaus: Oh, my. That is a mouthful. I'm so busy typing to so many children, could you send me a slightly smaller note?


Chronic Peo: QUIT TALKING TO CHILDREN
SantaClaus: Oh dear? What's the problem?


Chronic Peo: YOU FUCK KIDS YOU FUCKING MORON
SantaClaus: Well, I am trying to learn.


Chronic Peo: QUIT FUCKING KIDS, GET THE MESSAGE?
SantaClaus: If you say so.


Chronic Peo: QUIT FUCKING THE GOD DAMN KIDS ASS HOLE
SantaClaus: It doesn't matter what faith you are; the holidays are a time of good will toward all


Chronic Peo: THIS ISN'T A QUESTION OF FAITH
SantaClaus: Type menu to get your to do list for the holidays.

Chronic Peo: FUCK THAT
SantaClaus: I'm only asking you to ask me another way. No need to get so testy.


Chronic Peo: FUCK YOU
SantaClaus: I don't respond to that kind of language.
A lump of coal for you.


Chronic Peo: I AM REPORTING YOU TO THE AUTHORITIES
SantaClaus: Indeed


Chronic Peo: FUCK YOU, YOU ARE GOING TO JAIL
SantaClaus: My goodness. I'm afraid I cannot respond to that kind of talk.
A lump of coal for you.


Chronic Peo: WHAT ZIP CODE ARE YOU IN?
SantaClaus: Oh dear, I am Father Christmas. You really don't remember me?


Chronic Peo: YEAH, YOU ARE A PEDO, I REMEMBER
SantaClaus:
You're full of mischief. 





Chronic Peo: YOU ARE. BABY FUCKER.
SantaClaus: Could be.


Chronic Peo: FUCK YOU
SantaClaus: Hmm, that's a lump of coal for you.


Chronic Peo: WELL I WONT SHOVE IT UP A BOYS ASS LIKE YOU WILL, SO YOU MIGHT AS WELL HAND IT OVER
SantaClaus: I've got a billion children to keep track of -- so could you ask me something a bit more manageable? I'd very much appreciate it.


Chronic Peo: QUIT FUCKIGN THEM
SantaClaus:
The elves say, 'Make me'.





Chronic Peo: STOP FUCKING THEM TOO
SantaClaus:
Only Mrs. Claus has that kind of control over me.





Chronic Peo: QUIT FUCKING HER
SantaClaus: Please do recall that I have a list and I check it, well -- constantly. If you keep saying the same thing over and over again I am going to have to start checking my list again. 


Chronic Peo: QUIT FUCKING PEOPLE ON THE LIST
SantaClaus:
O.K. let's pretend none of this ever happened.




Chronic Peo: FUCK THAT
SantaClaus: Hmm. I'm afraid that kind of language won't get you into the nice column with me.
That's a lump of coal for you.


Chronic Peo: ASS HOLE
SantaClaus: Please. I'm taking a lot of time out from my busy schedule to chat with you here and try to spread a little Christmas cheer. I can only give you another lump of coal and then the elves will stop me from talking to you. Please, type menu; let's try to get in the Christmas spirit.


Chronic Peo: FUCK YOU
SantaClaus: O.K. I don't want to do this any more. We're all very busy and the elves just won't stand for me wasting any more time with this language. I cannot talk to you any longer.


Chronic Peo: QUIT FUCKING KIDS
SantaClaus: Santa has returned to his workshop and is offline. You can come back later in the day and speak with him again.


Chronic Peo: HES PROBABLY FUCKING KIDS THERE ISN'T HE?
SantaClaus: Sorry, the elves have asked Santa to turn off his IM and return to the workshop.
[/quote]

We need to contact the authorities.

So the truth comes out! I wonder how long he has been hiding this secret..

400 years
[quote]
Chronic Peo: so...
SantaClaus: Hey. You're back. I've got a special free gift for you! It's a Christmas tree SuperBuddy Icon! Also, did you register for the $10,000 Shopping Spree?

Chronic Peo: how long have you been hiding your secret?
SantaClaus:
Well you could try putting your finger on the side of your nose -- but it took me 400 years of practice.




Chronic Peo: 400 years?
SantaClaus: Why did you say that?

Chronic Peo: you have not told anyone about your pedofilia for 400 years?
SantaClaus: Oh, Dear. It's the elves again isn't it? Try typing menu; I've got a plan to get you in the Christmas spirit.


Chronic Peo: yes... the elves
SantaClaus: I've got all I can handle.

Chronic Peo: lots of little boys and girls eh?
SantaClaus: May I ask you a question?

Chronic Peo: what.
SantaClaus: Would you like to see some links to other things to help put you in the Christmas spirit?

Chronic Peo: No
SantaClaus: Mm hm. Such negativity. You are in need of some Christmas spirit!


Chronic Peo: You are in need of castration.
SantaClaus: Stop playing around.

Chronic Peo: Im not, but you are, whith children
SantaClaus:
My goodness! Get serious.





Chronic Peo: Stop fucking kids.
SantaClaus:




Chronic Peo: STOP SMILING AND STOP FUCKING KIDS.
SantaClaus: I will if you promise to spread the Christmas spirit.


Chronic Peo: Okay, I will... but stop fucking kids.
SantaClaus: You keep doing the same thing. Over and over. I get it already. I see everything, you know  It's possible that's all I'm gonna say on the subject.


Chronic Peo: Stop fucking kids.
SantaClaus: If you say so.


Chronic Peo: stop fucking kids
SantaClaus: Agreed. Let's both.


Chronic Peo: i dont do it, don't accuse me... mother fucker
SantaClaus: I'm sorry then. Why don't you type, menu for a list of things the elves have left for you?

Chronic Peo: fuck you
SantaClaus: Hmm, that's a lump of coal for you.


Chronic Peo: stop fucking children
SantaClaus: Oh dear? What's the problem?


Chronic Peo: you fuck kids, thats the problem
SantaClaus: I don't respond to that kind of language.
A lump of coal for you.


Chronic Peo: peodfile
SantaClaus: Interesting. Type menu.

Chronic Peo: fuck you
SantaClaus: Now, that's not necessary. Just have a little patience and ask me another way.


Chronic Peo: pedofile*
SantaClaus: Can I ask YOU something?

Chronic Peo: go ahead
SantaClaus: Have you set up a Wish List for others to see?

Chronic Peo: no
SantaClaus: OK, type WL and follow the instructions -- you can set up your own WL for others to see and see any AIM user's who has left a WL with me!

Chronic Peo: no
SantaClaus: O.K. Scrooge. Type menu to try a fresh start.

Chronic Peo: no
SantaClaus: No?


Chronic Peo: correct
SantaClaus: Type menu to get your to do list for the holidays.

Chronic Peo: no
SantaClaus: Well, we won't get very far with this conversation then will we?


Chronic Peo: no
SantaClaus: O.K. then. Well, have a merry Christmas in any case.


Chronic Peo: stop fucking kids
SantaClaus:
Only Mrs. Claus has that kind of control over me.





Chronic Peo: stop fucking her
SantaClaus:
O.K. let's pretend none of this ever happened.




Chronic Peo: no
SantaClaus: O.K. Scrooge. Type menu to try a fresh start.

Chronic Peo: no
SantaClaus: I'm sorry then. Why don't you type, menu for a list of things the elves have left for you?

Chronic Peo: no
SantaClaus: I'm sorry, you've got to stop doing the same thing over and over again. The elves are getting dizzy!

Chronic Peo: stop fucking kids over and over
SantaClaus:
The elves say, 'Make me'.





Chronic Peo: when you fuck them?
SantaClaus: My goodness. I'm afraid I cannot respond to that kind of talk.
A lump of coal for you.


Chronic Peo: fuck you
SantaClaus: My goodness.  You've earned another lump of coal. I'm sorry but this is the last warning and lump of coal I can promise you. Any more cursing and I'll have to stop talking to you. Please, type menu; let's try to get in the Christmas spirit.


Chronic Peo: no
SantaClaus: O.K. then. Well, have a merry Christmas in any case.


Chronic Peo: stop fucking children
SantaClaus:
I will if you will.




Chronic Peo: i dont do it, don't accuse me again you son of a bitch,
SantaClaus: No?


Chronic Peo: fuck you
SantaClaus: Oh dear. I just get so depressed when I hear that kind of talk. The English language used to be one of my favorites.
A lump of coal for you.


Chronic Peo: stop fucking children
SantaClaus: No, I don't think I will. I'm here to spread the Christmas spirit and I'm going to keep right on doing just that.


Chronic Peo: STOP FUCKING THEM
SantaClaus: Oh dear? What's the problem?


Chronic Peo: YOU FUCK KIDS
SantaClaus: Hmm. I'm afraid that kind of language won't get you into the nice column with me.
That's a lump of coal for you.


Chronic Peo: go fuck yourself
SantaClaus: Please. I'm taking a lot of time out from my busy schedule to chat with you here and try to spread a little Christmas cheer. I can only give you another lump of coal and then the elves will stop me from talking to you. Please, type menu; let's try to get in the Christmas spirit.


Chronic Peo: i wont type god damn menu.
SantaClaus: That's quite enough. The elves have terminated our conversation. You are welcome to come back again later if you clean up your act.[/quote]

Why do people find this fun? Tricking a computer program into saying self-incriminating stuff, does it give some sense of accomplishment or something?

[quote author=hismajesty[yL] link=topic=9904.msg93335#msg93335 date=1103828250]
Why do people find this fun? Tricking a computer program into saying self-incriminating stuff, does it give some sense of accomplishment or something?
[/quote]
I think they get turned on by talking about little boys with a program.

[quote author=j0k3r link=topic=9904.msg93337#msg93337 date=1103828711]
[quote author=hismajesty[yL] link=topic=9904.msg93335#msg93335 date=1103828250]
Why do people find this fun? Tricking a computer program into saying self-incriminating stuff, does it give some sense of accomplishment or something?
[/quote]
I think they get turned on by talking about little boys with a program.
[/quote]  :D