The contractor guys are busy working on our new location in McKinney.  Here are some action shots:

1. https://davnit.net/bnet/vL/files/newoffice/frontdoor.jpg
This is a shot of the front door.  We have paper covering the windows and door to prevent spies from stealing our secrets.

2. https://davnit.net/bnet/vL/files/newoffice/lookingin.jpg
This is a shot looking in from the front door.  Larry the sales whore will hang out here.  Behind the wall is where the PFY and I wil hang out.

3.  https://davnit.net/bnet/vL/files/newoffice/workbench.jpg
This is the secret area behind the wall.  The PFY and I will be doing evil deeds in this area.

That reminds me...I need to get a new PFY.  The next time I go out there, I grab some shots of the kitchen, phone room, etc.

looks nice man, btw what do you do? never really asked before . is this a lot more space than  before for you? whats better abotu this office, is the location placed in a good area to get sales? or something

[quote author=Thing link=topic=9323.msg86187#msg86187 date=1098801348]
Here are some action shots:
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I am disappointed at the quality of the "Action" you promised.  I see little to know action occuring.

<edit> Incidentally, for anybody who doesn't know, PFY is a reference to BOFH (Bastard Operator From Hell), which is Thing's life story (I think).
http://bofh.ntk.net/
I believe the PFY first appears in the 1996 vintage ones.  But who knows?

[quote]what do you do? ... [/quote]I do things for [s]sheeple[/s] lusers and they give me money.  This is our second location.  Supreme Headquarters is in Allen.

iago is correct, the PFY did appear in BOFH sometime in 1996.  Simon Travaglia = God.  I have actually used similar BOFH methods to "eliminate" troubles.  >:D 

https://davnit.net/bnet/vL/phpbbs/index.php?topic=2981.0

You have done a lot of things reminiscent of BOFH.  Are all people in your position like this, or did you just model your life after him?

[quote author=iago link=topic=9029.msg85517#msg85517 date=1098379630]
They DO get logged, though, and reading them is probably fun.  I WILL ADMIT TO NOTHING.
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I guess :P

I make a pathetic attempt to be like him.  Nobody will ever come close, except maybe Thing.

Here are some more pics:
1.  https://davnit.net/bnet/vL/files/phone_ass.jpg
This fucker put the fucking DMARC right in the middle of the fucking plywood!  I wasn't able to be there yesterday to hold his hand and show him how to do his fucking job so he want and fucked it up!  Now I have to have them come back and move his shit fucking DMARC so I can mount my other stuff on the board.  FUCK SBC cock smokers!

2.  https://davnit.net/bnet/vL/files/kitchen.jpg
This is a shot of the kitchen.  I might actually cook something in here ... probably a fucking SBC employee or two.

[quote] You have done a lot of things reminiscent of BOFH.[/quote]
Ask Userloser about the last thing I did.  Better yet, ask him about what he did.

[quote]Are all people in your position like this, ...[/quote]
Yes.  I'm not as bad as I used to be since I spend all of my time actually working these days.  When I worked at the college though, I had waaaay too much time and computing power on my hands.

[quote]They DO get logged, though, and reading them is probably fun.  I WILL ADMIT TO NOTHING.[/quote]
After you've grepped the mail queue a few times, you learn who has the best email ... right iago??

The only time we get email going through us is when it has an exectuable double-extension or otherwise suspicious attachment.  If it's internal, I only see very stupid people who don't realize that .exe bounces off most mail servers and probably won't make it past our gateway.  On the external, I get to see what filenames viruses are trying, help!.txt.exe, etc.

Update:

SBC finally moved their DMARC.  The guy I talked to on the phone said they were going to charge me to move it.  The rest of the conversation went something like this:

him: We might have to charge you for moving it.
me:  Good luck.
him: Is there anything hooked up to it?
me:  Yes, your 25 pair and a ground.
him: You haven't hooked up your phone system to it?
me:  Let's try this again, the only thing hooked up to it is your 25 pair and a ground.
him: So you haven't hooked anything up to it?
me:  I can't hook anything up to it because your tech mounted it in such a way as to make it impossible to mount anything else to the board.  I have a nice photo that I can email you.
him: I will need to send this to engineering and have them look at it.
me:  Do I get a free toaster with this?
him: I don't understand.
me:  Thanks, have the engineer call me.
him:  Thank you for choosing Southwestern Bell.

blah blah blah

Yep they moved it and I wish they would send me a bill.  I have everything documented and have photos.  I've already won 1 complaint against Allegiance Telecom with the Public Utilities Comission who sent me a nice letter which I framed.

Repeat after me ...
Everyone is stupid.
Everyone is stupid.
Everyone is stupid.
Must get fully automatic weapon.
Must kill SBC employees.
Must kill SBC employees.
Must kill SBC employees.

[quote author=Thing link=topic=9323.msg86348#msg86348 date=1098914537]
[quote] You have done a lot of things reminiscent of BOFH.[/quote]
Ask Userloser about the last thing I did.  Better yet, ask him about what he did.
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I thought it was all supposed to be secret :p  What'd I do anyways? :)