| Author | Message | Time |
|---|---|---|
| JoeTheOdd | ONE LINERS! Everyone post a little funny thing here: Do you have a mirror in your pocket, because I can almost see myself in your pants. (Dana just laughed) Where are my pants?! -Stealth (no i didn't say that to dana, because I'm always wearing pants arround her :( ) Post some! | September 28, 2004, 12:55 PM |
| The-Rabid-Lord | Get your coat, youve pulled! | September 28, 2004, 4:26 PM |
| Twix | I am so sweet when u kiss me you will get cavities | September 28, 2004, 11:29 PM |
| K | This one almost always works: "Baby, I'm a necropheliac....how good are you at playing dead?" This one always works: "Which one of your parents is retarted, because you sure are special." | September 29, 2004, 12:16 AM |
| warz | [quote author=JoeTheOdd link=topic=8921.msg82401#msg82401 date=1096376142] ONE LINERS! Everyone post a little funny thing here: Do you have a mirror in your pocket, because I can almost see myself in your pants. (Dana just laughed) Where are my pants?! -Stealth (no i didn't say that to dana, because I'm always wearing pants arround her :( ) Post some! [/quote] Who the hell is Dana? | September 29, 2004, 12:44 AM |
| St0rm.iD | "i screwed your mom" | September 29, 2004, 1:08 AM |
| CrAz3D | Me: Sweet dreams my dearest Her: Sweat dreams (is this supposed to mean something?...gettin a little busy maybe?...) | September 29, 2004, 10:32 PM |
| Crypticflare | True Story: Me: Do you have a bandaid? Girl: No Why? Me: Because I scraped my knee when I fell for you Girl: Why don't you learn how to walk you dumbfuck. Me: *Burninated* Life rulez | September 30, 2004, 5:08 AM |
| CrAz3D | You actually said burninated?! | September 30, 2004, 10:00 PM |
| Tasha | [quote author=Mythix link=topic=8921.msg82726#msg82726 date=1096520903] Girl: Why don't you learn how to walk you dumbfuck. [/quote] One emotion: :D [quote author=Mythix link=topic=8921.msg82726#msg82726 date=1096520903] Me: *Burninated* [/quote] I hope you didn't actually say that :'( I mean, "Asterisk, burninated, asterik," won't impress females too much. | October 2, 2004, 1:31 PM |
| crashtestdummy | Unless they like dorks... | October 2, 2004, 8:54 PM |
| Noodlez | i spread my love like the legs of a crackwhore | October 5, 2004, 3:53 AM |