What reading materials do you have on the shitter?

Introduction to Space Dynamics, Popular Mechanics, Playboy June 2003.

Some PC mag. I don't enjoy sitting on the shitter though, I like to take my shits and then get done.

I have conditioned my body to minimize the amount of time needed to defecate. I can usually accomplish the task in less than 1 minute (including paperwork). This reduces the amount of time I must spend away from my computers.

[quote author=Thing link=board=2;threadid=8734;start=0#msg80801 date=1095565941]I can usually accomplish the task in less than 1 minute (including paperwork).
[/quote] I hope you are doing all the necessary paper work and not cutting corners with it.

I generally just grunt a few turds out, but I have been known to take a snack in there with me. Like if we have some teddy grams, or cookies laying around ill grab a few, or if I am in the middle of eating some pizza or something (not dinner), Ill take my plate with me.

Eating in the bathroom is wrong...
I have Invitation to a beheading, the great gatsby, Teach Yourself TCP/IP in 24 hours and 3-4 issues of buttman.

I don't read on the can, I tend to get in and get out, however I think more clearly when I'm emptying my bowels.

[quote author=muert0 link=board=2;threadid=8734;start=0#msg80822 date=1095578892]
Eating in the bathroom is wrong...
[/quote] A lot of people thing it is nasty. but I don't think it is so bad. I mean I just sit down and eat, I mean I am not nibbling after the paper work until my hands are washed. Boiled peanuts are good when you are on the pot.

I read my brothers Beano anuals and Ruper the bear books :P occasionally Computer Active and Web active. Depends what I can find. I also do my homnewoprk there aswell as I can have peace :p

I have my latest issues of [u]Game Informer[/u] and [u]The Limbaugh Letter[/u], as well as [u]Complete Flash MX Remoting[/u] and [u]The New Mormon Challenge[/u]. I also cycle in some textbooks now and then.

What is the average time spent on the can? I like to enjoy my shits, i only go once a day, so it's normally great. about 10-15 minutes.

10 Minutes, once a day but I have spent over 40 minutes before.

2 - 4 minutes.

I go once a day for 25-30 minutes and my hand is usually sore when I am done. I am to poor for reading material so I just close my eyes and hope I see something good looking.

2-15 minutes. Usually depends on the quality available reading material and what awaits me after I'm done.

Reading material ranges from English class books to Clancy novels to PC Gamer or PC World.

Time Magazine, recently. A previous tenant here had a subscription and must have forgotten to change his address =)

[quote author=Arta[vL] link=board=2;threadid=8734;start=15#msg80916 date=1095625881]
Time Magazine, recently. A previous tenant here had a subscription and must have forgotten to change his address =)
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Is Time magazine a good magazine to read? I've been considering buying one to read.

[quote author=Arta[vL] link=board=2;threadid=8734;start=15#msg80916 date=1095625881]
Time Magazine, recently. A previous tenant here had a subscription and must have forgotten to change his address =)
[/quote]

It's alright for a toilet read

...if you're a liberal.

[quote author=Stealth link=board=2;threadid=8734;start=0#msg80913 date=1095625652]
2-15 minutes. Usually depends on the quality available reading material and what awaits me after I'm done.

Reading material ranges from English class books to Clancy novels to PC Gamer or PC World.
[/quote]
Good choics on reads. I didnt know they had PC Gamer in America/ Canada where ever you are.

[quote author=(V)eh link=board=2;threadid=8734;start=15#msg81048 date=1095676219]
[quote author=Stealth link=board=2;threadid=8734;start=0#msg80913 date=1095625652]
2-15 minutes. Usually depends on the quality available reading material and what awaits me after I'm done.

Reading material ranges from English class books to Clancy novels to PC Gamer or PC World.
[/quote]
Good choics on reads. I didnt know they had PC Gamer in America/ Canada where ever you are.
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Yep. PC Gamer, the US version if they're separate, is based in California. =)

[quote author=Stealth link=board=2;threadid=8734;start=15#msg81177 date=1095721828]
[quote author=(V)eh link=board=2;threadid=8734;start=15#msg81048 date=1095676219]
[quote author=Stealth link=board=2;threadid=8734;start=0#msg80913 date=1095625652]
2-15 minutes. Usually depends on the quality available reading material and what awaits me after I'm done.

Reading material ranges from English class books to Clancy novels to PC Gamer or PC World.
[/quote]
Good choics on reads. I didnt know they had PC Gamer in America/ Canada where ever you are.
[/quote]

Yep. PC Gamer, the US version if they're separate, is based in California. =)
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You still read PC Gamer? They seemed to get kinda crappy a few years ago (like when somebody had the bright idea to take all the people who drove PC Accelerator into the ground and put them in charge of PC Gamer) so I killed my subscription.

I don't read on the can, I do my business.

Mine varies, usually it's a book on programming, or lately electronics, but I also have a GBA with flashcart, so it poses a great threat to books. My time varies from bout 5 minutes to 30, depending on how much spicy food intake I've had, and how interested I am with my book/gba.

PC Gamer.

[quote author=jigsaw link=board=2;threadid=8734;start=15#msg80966 date=1095634655]
...if you're a liberal.
[/quote]

...he's Arta.

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