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CodeMaster
[9:05:21 PM] [color=#FFFF00]<[/color][color=#FFFF00]TheCodeMaster gives Newby a haircut>[/color]
[9:05:24 PM] [color=#0099CC]<[/color][color=#FFFF00]Newby1337[/color][color=#0099CC]>[/color] Hey, die.
[9:05:33 PM] [color=#0099CC]<[/color][color=#FFFF00]Newby1337[/color][color=#0099CC]>[/color] Cut my hair off, I slice your dick off.
[9:05:33 PM] [color=#0099CC]<[/color][color=#FFFF00]Newby1337[/color][color=#0099CC]>[/color] -.-
[9:05:36 PM] [color=#0099CC]<[/color][color=#00FFFF]TheCodeMaster[/color][color=#0099CC]>[/color] !!
[9:05:46 PM] [color=#0099CC]<[/color][color=#FFFF00]QuikJew[/color][color=#0099CC]>[/color] my hair is longer newby
[9:05:49 PM] [color=#0099CC]<[/color][color=#FFFF00]QuikJew[/color][color=#0099CC]>[/color] just like my penis
[9:05:50 PM] [color=#0099CC]<[/color][color=#FFFF00]QuikJew[/color][color=#0099CC]>[/color] :)
[9:05:51 PM] [color=#0099CC]<[/color][color=#FFFF00]Newby1337[/color][color=#0099CC]>[/color] Fuck you jew.
[9:05:53 PM] [color=#0099CC]<[/color][color=#FFFF00]Newby1337[/color][color=#0099CC]>[/color] ;)
[9:05:57 PM] [color=#0099CC]<[/color][color=#FFFF00]QuikJew[/color][color=#0099CC]>[/color] BLOW ME SEXY
[9:06:01 PM] [color=#0099CC]<[/color][color=#FFFF00]Newby1337[/color][color=#0099CC]>[/color] QUIK, YOU ARE A SLACKWARE LOVER, HOW DO I CONFIGURE MY SOUND CARD?
[9:06:04 PM] [color=#0099CC]<[/color][color=#00FFFF]TheCodeMaster[/color][color=#0099CC]>[/color] You prolly had your penis cut off when you were circumsized
[9:06:20 PM] [color=#0099CC]<[/color][color=#FFFF00]QuikJew[/color][color=#0099CC]>[/color] GET A BETTER ONE
[9:06:36 PM] [color=#0099CC]<[/color][color=#00FFFF]TheCodeMaster[/color][color=#0099CC]>[/color] FIGHT !
[9:06:40 PM] [color=#0099CC]<[/color][color=#FFFF00]QuikJew[/color][color=#0099CC]>[/color] and being circumsized actually made my penis longer and more slender kthx
[9:06:40 PM] [color=#0099CC]<[/color][color=#FFFF00]Newby1337[/color][color=#0099CC]>[/color] DIE.
[9:06:45 PM] [color=#0099CC]<[/color][color=#FFFF00]Newby1337[/color][color=#0099CC]>[/color] haha, I am so uncircumsized
[9:06:48 PM] [color=#0099CC]<[/color][color=#FFFF00]Newby1337[/color][color=#0099CC]>[/color] I have like yards of skin hanging off.
[9:06:49 PM] [color=#0099CC]<[/color][color=#FFFF00]Newby1337[/color][color=#0099CC]>[/color] Women love it. ;)
[9:07:08 PM] [color=#0099CC]<[/color][color=#FFFF00]QuikJew[/color][color=#0099CC]>[/color] that's sick
[9:07:13 PM] [color=#0099CC]<[/color][color=#FFFF00]Newby1337[/color][color=#0099CC]>[/color] Hey
[9:07:18 PM] [color=#0099CC]<[/color][color=#FFFF00]QuikJew[/color][color=#0099CC]>[/color] you're only cool if you're cleanly and circumsized
[9:07:23 PM] [color=#0099CC]<[/color][color=#FFFF00]Newby1337[/color][color=#0099CC]>[/color] Does JBBot act leet, and does it auto clear the chat window?
[9:07:33 PM] [color=#0099CC]<[/color][color=#FFFF00]QuikJew[/color][color=#0099CC]>[/color] that way you dont get infections
[9:09:55 PM] [color=#FFFF00]<QuikJew masturbates on newbyleet>[/color]
[9:10:02 PM] [color=#FFFF00]<Newby1337 flogs Quik>[/color]
[9:12:06 PM] [color=#0099CC]<[/color][color=#00FFFF]TheCodeMaster[/color][color=#0099CC]>[/color] yikes!
[9:12:27 PM] [color=#0099CC]<[/color][color=#FFFF00]QuikJew[/color][color=#0099CC]>[/color] that must be painful
[9:12:31 PM] [color=#0099CC]<[/color][color=#FFFF00]Newby1337[/color][color=#0099CC]>[/color] Totally.
[9:12:35 PM] [color=#0099CC]<[/color][color=#00FFFF]TheCodeMaster[/color][color=#0099CC]>[/color] !
[9:12:35 PM] [color=#0099CC]<[/color][color=#FFFF00]Newby1337[/color][color=#0099CC]>[/color] I step on it every morning.
[9:12:38 PM] [color=#0099CC]<[/color][color=#00FFFF]TheCodeMaster[/color][color=#0099CC]>[/color] !
[9:12:41 PM] [color=#0099CC]<[/color][color=#FFFF00]Newby1337[/color][color=#0099CC]>[/color] But Quik's mom loves it, it's like her favorite breakfast.
[9:12:44 PM] [color=#0099CC]<[/color][color=#00FFFF]TheCodeMaster[/color][color=#0099CC]>[/color] O_O
[9:12:46 PM] [color=#0099CC]<[/color][color=#FFFF00]Newby1337[/color][color=#0099CC]>[/color] It just keeps coming, as do I!
[9:26:23 PM] [color=#0099CC]<[/color][color=#FFFF00]Newby1337[/color][color=#0099CC]>[/color] I am going to shower, I smell like ass.
[9:26:24 PM] [color=#0099CC]<[/color][color=#FFFF00]Newby1337[/color][color=#0099CC]>[/color] ...or a foot.
[9:26:27 PM] [color=#0099CC]<[/color][color=#00FFFF]TheCodeMaster[/color][color=#0099CC]>[/color] no
[9:26:28 PM] [color=#0099CC]<[/color][color=#FFFF00]Newby1337[/color][color=#0099CC]>[/color] ...or a foot lodged in an ass.
[9:26:29 PM] [color=#0099CC]<[/color][color=#00FFFF]TheCodeMaster[/color][color=#0099CC]>[/color] like foreskin
[9:26:38 PM] [color=#0099CC]<[/color][color=#FFFF00]Newby1337[/color][color=#0099CC]>[/color] Foreskin smells good though.
[9:26:39 PM] [color=#0099CC]<[/color][color=#FFFF00]Newby1337[/color][color=#0099CC]>[/color] Ask Quik's mom.
[9:26:41 PM] [color=#0099CC]<[/color][color=#FFFF00]Newby1337[/color][color=#0099CC]>[/color] ^^
[9:26:42 PM] [color=#0099CC]<[/color][color=#00FFFF]TheCodeMaster[/color][color=#0099CC]>[/color] ^^
[9:26:47 PM] [color=#0099CC]<[/color][color=#FFFF00]QuikJew[/color][color=#0099CC]>[/color] no thx
[9:26:51 PM] [color=#0099CC]<[/color][color=#FFFF00]Newby1337[/color][color=#0099CC]>[/color] <3 jew
[9:26:54 PM] [color=#0099CC]<[/color][color=#FFFF00]QuikJew[/color][color=#0099CC]>[/color] my mom doesn't know how your penis smells
[9:26:59 PM] [color=#0099CC]<[/color][color=#FFFF00]Newby1337[/color][color=#0099CC]>[/color] She should. ;)
[9:27:01 PM] [color=#0099CC]<[/color][color=#FFFF00]QuikJew[/color][color=#0099CC]>[/color] screw you, stop calling me a jew
[9:27:03 PM] [color=#0099CC]<[/color][color=#FFFF00]Newby1337[/color][color=#0099CC]>[/color] I flog her with it every nihgt. :D
[9:27:05 PM] [color=#0099CC]<[/color][color=#FFFF00]Newby1337[/color][color=#0099CC]>[/color] Ok jew, I will. [color=#0099CC]<[/color]3
[9:27:06 PM] [color=#0099CC]<[/color][color=#FFFF00]QuikJew[/color][color=#0099CC]>[/color] im a fake jew
[9:27:06 PM] [color=#0099CC]<[/color][color=#00FFFF]TheCodeMaster[/color][color=#0099CC]>[/color] lol jew =P
[9:27:11 PM] [color=#0099CC]<[/color][color=#FFFF00]Newby1337[/color][color=#0099CC]>[/color] Fake jew?! Wtf?!
[9:27:14 PM] [color=#0099CC]<[/color][color=#FFFF00]Newby1337[/color][color=#0099CC]>[/color] You've been lying to us?!?! :'(
[9:27:20 PM] [color=#0099CC]<[/color][color=#FFFF00]Newby1337[/color][color=#0099CC]>[/color] May you rot in hell with your holocaust buddies.
[9:27:22 PM] [color=#0099CC]<[/color][color=#FFFF00]QuikJew[/color][color=#0099CC]>[/color] i dont get to stay home on Rosh Hashanah
[9:27:27 PM] [color=#0099CC]<[/color][color=#FFFF00]Newby1337[/color][color=#0099CC]>[/color] Lmao. Neither do I!
[9:27:32 PM] [color=#0099CC]<[/color][color=#FFFF00]Newby1337[/color][color=#0099CC]>[/color] Well, I could, I just don't want to.
[9:27:33 PM] [color=#0099CC]<[/color][color=#FFFF00]QuikJew[/color][color=#0099CC]>[/color] but i should be able to
[9:27:41 PM] [color=#0099CC]<[/color][color=#FFFF00]QuikJew[/color][color=#0099CC]>[/color] i could, i just dont wanna go to temple
[9:29:46 PM] [color=#0099CC]<[/color][color=#FFFF00]Newby1337[/color][color=#0099CC]>[/color] Anyways, AFK, SHOWER.
September 17, 2004, 4:42 AM

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