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[21:42:17] I[vL] was banned by [vL] (Autoban).
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[21:42:31] Valhalla[vL] was banned by [vL] (Autoban).
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[17:08:12] <Lord`Bacca`[vL]> Skywing thinks in ASM / so does Adron / it sucks / makes me feel stuck with English.

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[00:14:24] <Acid~Angel[vL]> i am now an ordained minister
[00:14:32] <Acid~Angel[vL]> would anyone like to get married?
[00:14:59] <jigsaw[vL]> yes
[00:15:04] <jigsaw[vL]> I want to marry Cuphead
[00:15:46] <CupHead> Sorry, jigsaw, only virgins need apply.
[00:20:58] <Acid~Angel[vL]> i can only marry you if both of you agree
[00:21:00] <Acid~Angel[vL]> sorry

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[16:29:47] <[vL]Grok> acid~angel what are you working on lately?
[16:29:54] <Acid~Angel[vL]> masturbation techniques

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[21:30:24] <Lurker[iK]> Why does the webbot im using, keep freezing?
[21:30:42] <[vL]Grok> because its late december.
[/quote]

Hehe nice. Is this going to be updated as they roll in Invert?

hahaha I was there for the first two, but the last one is new and funny! :-D

Yes, i guess i'll post them here if i find some more funny stuff in clan [vL]

^^ two & three are good ones

we normaly get people with the quick entrance and leave
with commwnts like.

[01:20:11] {SI-I}~^DadDy^ joined the channel with a ping of 204 using Starcraft Brood War: 132 normal game wins..
[01:20:15] <{SI-I}~^DadDy^> if u woke up in the woods and u didnt remember anything and u had a condom in your ass would u tell anyone>?
[01:20:31] {SI-I}~^DadDy^ left the channel.

*bump*

New Clip

This new clip comes form Spht.  ;D

Here's another, perhaps Invert would like to move it to the top :)

[quote]
[06:07:00] <Gen0_> Any one know why the new vl bot says it's missing files?
[06:07:09] <[vL]Kp> Elaborate.
[06:07:22] <Gen0_> did u just call me a lab rat?
[06:07:32] <Arta[vL]> Probably hashfiles
[06:07:38] <Arta[vL]> Wow, was that a joke?
[06:07:47] <[vL]Kp> No, I think he's really that dumb. ;-)
[06:08:13] <Gen0_> looks spanish..
[06:08:18] <Arta[vL]> Good lord, that's like, a whole new level of dumbness
[06:08:21] <Gen0_> El Labor Rate
[06:08:36] <Gen0_> sigh..
[06:08:38] <Arta[vL]> except there's only one L, and you're a freakishly stupid person
[06:08:41] <[vL]Kp> Elucidate your problem.
[06:09:01] <Gen0_> did u just say u date some guy named cid?
[06:09:09] <Arta[vL]> Yes; Please shed some light on your predicament
[06:09:11] Gen0_ was banned by [vL] (terminal stupidity).
[/quote]

priceless lol

[quote]
[16:20:33] <Group> I have a question, What clan is Cupboard in?
[16:20:45] <BinaryChat> cupboard?
[16:20:50] <Group> I know ive seen a cupboard before
[16:20:51] <Group> :/
[16:20:56] <BinaryChat> you mean cuphead?
[16:21:00] <Group> lol
[16:21:03] <Group> Accident*
[16:21:06] <BinaryChat> heh
[/quote]

[quote]
[23:22:43] <Invert[vL]> EnteRpRisE_1: who are you?
[23:22:58] <EnteRpRisE_1> Invert[vL]: A user of B.net
[23:23:15] <Invert[vL]> .ban EnteRpRisE_1 You will now go where no man has gone before!
[23:23:15] EnteRpRisE_1 was banned by [vL] (You will now go where no man has gone before!).
[23:23:15] EnteRpRisE_1 left the channel.
[23:23:52] <From: EnteRpRisE_1> oh dear
[23:23:56] <From: EnteRpRisE_1> i was banned from a channel!
[23:23:57] <From: EnteRpRisE_1> OMG!
[23:24:24] <To: EnteRpRisE_1> i'm glad you are so observant
[23:24:27] <From: EnteRpRisE_1> Hi i am Invert[vL], I like to ban ppl from channels, cus Enterprise owns him
[23:24:48] <From: EnteRpRisE_1> I thought vL, was a clan for L337's, apparently not lol
[23:24:51] <To: EnteRpRisE_1> Enterprise of the Star Fleet Federation owns me!
[23:25:10] <From: EnteRpRisE_1> Im glad you know and speak the truth
[23:25:42] <From: EnteRpRisE_1> Oh, and by the way, change your name, its faggish
[23:25:45] <To: EnteRpRisE_1> Why do you whisper me if you do not care that you were banned?
[23:26:09] <From: EnteRpRisE_1> since you banned me for no reason, i thought i had a reason to to whiseper you
[23:26:15] <To: EnteRpRisE_1> ok i'll make my name InVeRt[vL] so i can be as leet as you :)
[23:26:28] <From: EnteRpRisE_1> until i get an explanation why i was banned from Clan [vL], i will not stop talking to you invert :)
[23:26:56] <To: EnteRpRisE_1> you have a reason to whisper me? I just think you are sexually attracted to me
[23:27:17] <From: EnteRpRisE_1> oh yes that's it, i am cyberly, sexually attracted to you invert
[23:27:17] <To: EnteRpRisE_1> here is why...
[23:27:33] <To: EnteRpRisE_1> i banned you because...
[23:27:47] <From: EnteRpRisE_1> all i wanted to do is make some friends, but mr. let's abuse ops, happens to ban me
[23:27:47] <To: EnteRpRisE_1> NO I CANT SAY IT, YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!
[23:28:06] <From: EnteRpRisE_1> By the way, i know GheTTo[vL] i was looking for him
[23:28:12] <To: EnteRpRisE_1> you know why i'm still talking to you?
[23:28:39] <From: EnteRpRisE_1> Because you are sexually attracted to me, like I am to you?
[23:28:54] <To: EnteRpRisE_1> Yeah GheTTo[vL] is our leader, but do you know NeGRo[vL]?
[23:29:34] <From: EnteRpRisE_1> hmm Maybe? maybe not?
[23:29:52] <To: EnteRpRisE_1> yes i am sexually attracted to you, i hope your a man, because i only like man ^^
[23:30:11] <To: EnteRpRisE_1> are YOU NeGRo[vL]?
[23:30:16] <To: EnteRpRisE_1> you must be him
[23:30:19] <From: EnteRpRisE_1> well what can I say, your in luck, i happen to be a man
[23:30:42] <To: EnteRpRisE_1> great i love big black guys :)
[23:30:58] <To: EnteRpRisE_1> my friend Cuphead also likes big black guys!
[23:31:11] <From: EnteRpRisE_1> Wonderful! I love Transparent white kids too
[23:31:14] <To: EnteRpRisE_1> he made a friend with one named Bob in Jail :)
[23:31:18] <From: EnteRpRisE_1> We must have something in commoN!
[23:31:59] <To: EnteRpRisE_1> anyway, i must go post this on our forum now.
[/quote]

[23:30:58] <To: EnteRpRisE_1> my friend Cuphead also likes big black guys!

LOL!

hahahahahahaha cuphead picked up the soap, and there was bubba in the shadows, hit him like a rocket...

im sorry, but as they say, He'll get over it.

Absolutely awful...but funny. :)

MesiaH, get it right... It's not bubba, it's Big Black Bob

When you're a prison inmate, Soap On A Rope can be your best friend!

[quote]
[23:27:25] <Yoni[vL]> .svb on
[23:27:25] BotNet command from Yoni[vL] received: svb on
[23:27:25] <[vL]> Short visit ban enabled by Yoni[vL]
[23:28:35] <Invert[vL]> i have to remember that command
[23:29:49] <Yoni[vL]> yes it owns
[23:30:00] <Invert[vL]> i wonder who thought of it
[23:30:06] <Yoni[vL]> Kp, I guess
[23:30:13] <Invert[vL]> ew
[23:30:13] <Yoni[vL]> he's been working on all sorts of ZeroBot improvements recently
[23:30:13] FilteR was kicked out of the channel by [vL] (idle).
[23:30:13] FilteR left the channel.
[23:30:13] FilteR was banned by [vL] (short visit).
[23:30:32] <Invert[vL]> um
[23:30:46] <Invert[vL]> idle and then short visit ban?
[23:30:50] <Invert[vL]> how can that be?
[23:30:53] <Yoni[vL]> it's buggy :P
[/quote]

Ironic, isn't it?  :)

Maybe you'd like to write it instead of complaining about it :)

is short visit ban the same thing as idle, except they dont have to be idle to be banned?

[quote]Maybe you'd like to write it instead of complaining about it :)[/quote]

I was not complaining about it, it was funny to me that's why it's in this thread.

Good idea Sky, maybe I should start a Complain topic. Also, why would you ask someone else to fix bugs on your bot? I'm not your QA thanks.

[quote]is short visit ban the same thing as idle, except they dont have to be idle to be banned?[/quote]
No, it bans people who leave the channel and have been in the channel less than a specific amount of time.

[quote]is short visit ban the same thing as idle, except they dont have to be idle to be banned?[/quote]

"Short visit ban" bans a person that left the channel that has been in the channel for less than X amount of time.

[quote]
[14:35:08] LORD[n00b]@Azeroth joined the channel using Warcraft III: Reign of Chaos (No information available).
[14:35:20] <LORD[n00b]@Azeroth> er
[14:35:25] <LORD[n00b]@Azeroth> im banned from ladder
[14:35:52] <Invert[vL]> .ban LORD[n00b]@Azeroth from here too
[14:35:52] LORD[n00b] was banned by [vL] (from here too).
[14:35:52] LORD[n00b]@Azeroth left the channel.
[/quote]

Im still want to know, "Why does the webbot keep freezing"
^^
Im Lurker[iK]

[quote]
[22:13:26] <CupHead[vL]> I'm an effeminate bearded psycho, thank you very much.
[22:13:42] <Invert[vL]> um
[22:13:53] <Invert[vL]> You need someone to kick your ass
[22:14:12] <CupHead[vL]> Prison might just do that.
[22:14:29] <Invert[vL]> Yeah but you have Big black Bob on your side
[22:14:38] <Invert[vL]> he is always "watching your back"?
[22:14:45] <Invert[vL]> ^^
[22:15:02] <Invert[vL]> he is "behind you all the way"?
[22:15:11] <CupHead[vL]> Absolutely.
[22:15:14] <Invert[vL]> ok
[22:15:34] <CupHead[vL]> He "stands up for me" all of the time.
[22:16:01] <Windows3.1> that's...disgusting
[/quote]

[quote]
[23:42:54] syntax- joined the channel using Starcraft: Brood War (1 win).
[23:43:38] <syntax-> Invert
[23:43:40] <syntax-> game?
[23:44:11] <Invert[vL]> of Tic Tac Toe?
[23:44:20] <Invert[vL]> X in the middle go...
[23:44:47] <Invert[vL]> syntax-: your turn
[23:44:56] <syntax-> o left corner
[23:45:14] <syntax-> top
[23:45:15] <Invert[vL]> top middle or bottom?
[23:45:17] <Invert[vL]> ok
[23:45:32] <Invert[vL]> X bottom left
[23:45:42] <syntax-> o top right
[23:46:08] <Invert[vL]> X top middle
[23:46:23] <syntax-> o bottom midd
[23:46:47] <Invert[vL]> X bottom right
[23:46:48] <Invert[vL]> :/
[23:46:50] <Invert[vL]> tie
[23:47:05] <syntax-> yup
[23:47:08] <Invert[vL]> GG
[23:47:10] <syntax-> GG
[23:47:20] <syntax-> is [vL] BW clan or what....
[23:47:30] <Invert[vL]> no it's a Tic Tac Toe clan
[/quote]

Should I stop posting these clips and lock this topic since no one seems to be interested in these anymore?

[quote][23:42:54] syntax- joined the channel using Starcraft: Brood War (1 win).
[23:43:38] <syntax-> Invert
[23:43:40] <syntax-> game?
[23:44:11] <Invert[vL]> of Tic Tac Toe?
[23:44:20] <Invert[vL]> X in the middle go...
[23:44:47] <Invert[vL]> syntax-: your turn
[23:44:56] <syntax-> o left corner
[23:45:14] <syntax-> top
[23:45:15] <Invert[vL]> top middle or bottom?
[23:45:17] <Invert[vL]> ok
[23:45:32] <Invert[vL]> X bottom left
[23:45:42] <syntax-> o top right
[23:46:08] <Invert[vL]> X top middle
[23:46:23] <syntax-> o bottom midd
[23:46:47] <Invert[vL]> X bottom right
[23:46:48] <Invert[vL]> :/
[23:46:50] <Invert[vL]> tie
[23:47:05] <syntax-> yup
[23:47:08] <Invert[vL]> GG
[23:47:10] <syntax-> GG
[23:47:20] <syntax-> is [vL] BW clan or what....
[23:47:30] <Invert[vL]> no it's a Tic Tac Toe clan
[/quote]

I actually found that really funny... i even chuckled out loud

Yea, I also enjoy these..

Oh, don't get me wrong, the others were pretty stupid, but THAT one, now... it was pure genious. Props to Invert. Mad, mad props... *STREAMERS, STREAMERS. FIREWORKS....*

Should try posting some funny ones, then maybe people would be interested  ;D

Fine DM, here's a somewhat recent one:
[quote][23:36:39] <Drive> woah Yoni ur in Israel?
[23:36:41] <Yoni[vL]> yes
[23:36:50] <Claimed> whoa
[23:36:55] <Claimed> see any jews?[/quote]

Hahahaha, now that is funny ;D

um lol 8\

There are too many Jews in [vL] lets kick DarkMinion out.

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that's not week... this is:
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Check it out its me and my fireman

[quote]
[20:58:56] <Invert[vL]> .ban ^___________^ you cant come here with an account like that
[20:58:56] ^___________^ was banned by [vL] (you cant come here with an account like that).
[20:59:16] <From: ^___________^> Perhaps you should post something about certain restrictions.
[20:59:36] <To: ^___________^> it's not the clan restriction it's my restriction
[20:59:41] <From: ^___________^> You don't even know who this is.
[20:59:43] <From: ^___________^> Hmm.. Weird. I hope you have more than a good explanition.
[21:00:04] <From: ^___________^> I'll let you think, enjoy the hole you dug youself in son.
[21:00:35] <From: ^___________^> Your nothing, you got a tiny access and you act like a bigger moron.
[21:00:42] <From: ^___________^> I feel sorry for your pathetic little ass.
[/quote]

I feel sorry for his ass, too, but it has nothing to do witih banning people ;-)

What? I did not say i feel sorry for him, he was doing all the talking... notice <From: ^___________^>

I meant I feel sorry for your ass, but I worded it very badly.  My fault!

Although I disagree with the reason you banned him in the first place, he definatly proved he was worthy of banning afterwards.

[quote]
[00:46:26] <Sky> so wut did u invent for bnet?
[00:46:27] <Sky> =\
[00:46:53] <Invert[vL]> I invented the little lag bars
[00:47:05] <Sky> the little lag bars?
[00:47:07] <Sky> -_-
[00:47:09] <Invert[vL]> yes
[00:47:40] <Invert[vL]> I called Pat(when he was working for Blizzard) and told him that it is a good idea to have lag bars
[00:47:49] <Invert[vL]> i told them how it would work
[00:47:55] <Sky> oic
[00:47:57] <Invert[vL]> and he said ok, we will think about it
[00:48:14] <USeRLoSeR> good idea :D
[00:48:16] <Invert[vL]> so when Diablo came out they added lagbars
[00:49:21] <Invert[vL]> I also invented the plug icon
[00:49:48] <Sky> is invert ur only sn?
[00:49:51] <Sky> or do u haev an aka?
[00:49:52] <Sky> haev*
[00:49:54] <Sky> have*
[00:50:13] <Invert[vL]> MichaelS of Blizzard North
[00:50:37] <Sky> u work for blizz?
[00:50:42] <Invert[vL]> Blizzard North
[00:51:21] <Invert[vL]> In San Mateo, CA
[00:51:25] <USeRLoSeR> what's the difference between north and south?
[00:51:33] <USeRLoSeR> i mean, blizzard north/south
[00:51:56] <Invert[vL]> South is in the south North is in the North
[00:52:01] <Sky> lol
[00:52:03] <USeRLoSeR> er
[00:52:03] <Invert[vL]> I work in the North
[00:52:20] <Invert[vL]> Blizzard South is normal Blizzard
[00:52:25] <Invert[vL]> they were the original
[00:53:02] <Invert[vL]> North was another company before Blizzard South bought them out
[00:53:25] <Sky> So would you know if Blizzard is ever going to release another patch for StarCraft BroodWar?
[00:53:50] <Invert[vL]> not anytime soon
[00:53:59] <Sky> sigh...
[00:54:02] <Invert[vL]> 1st patch will be the Diablo II
[00:54:12] <USeRLoSeR> 1.1?
[00:54:15] <Invert[vL]> yes
[00:54:52] <Invert[vL]> War3x beta will start soon and everyone in the office should be having fun with that
[00:54:53] <USeRLoSeR> hmm, do you know anything about it?
[00:55:15] <Invert[vL]> yes
[00:55:33] <Invert[vL]> it's actualy being tested on a private server
[00:55:33] <USeRLoSeR> are you allowed to say anything about it?
[00:55:43] <Invert[vL]> *shrug*
[00:55:48] <USeRLoSeR> you dont have to
[00:55:54] <USeRLoSeR> just curious
[00:55:54] <Invert[vL]> i wont tell you whats in it...
[01:05:46] <Sky> bleh i'm tired
[01:05:55] <Sky> Invert[vL] ty for taking the time to answer my questions
[01:07:39] <Invert[vL]> Sky: your welcome
[/quote]

aaaaaaaahahahhahahaha thats classic, but whats even funnier is userloser, a regular poster here, beleived it too lol

[quote]aaaaaaaahahahhahahaha thats classic, but whats even funnier is userloser, a regular poster here, beleived it too lol[/quote]Or perhaps he was playing along... in which case, haha at you.

He was not playing along.

? right

[quote][04:09:05] <Dark.USeRLoSeR attempts to find out if short visit ban is on..>
[04:09:06] Dark.USeRLoSeR left the channel.
[04:09:06] Dark.USeRLoSeR joined the channel using Starcraft: Brood War.
[04:09:06] Dark.USeRLoSeR left the channel.
[04:09:06] Dark.USeRLoSeR was banned by [vL] (fast rejoin).[/quote]

Dont forget the rest :)
[QUOTE][20:14:26] <Yoni[vL]> Nope
[20:14:31] <CupHead> Smart guy.
[20:14:47] <Yoni[vL]> But that deserves a place in quotes.txt
[20:15:08] <Yoni[vL]> .unban dark*
[20:15:08] Dark.USeRLoSeR was unbanned by [vL].
[20:15:13] <Grok[vL]> the short visit? lol
[20:15:18] Dark.USeRLoSeR joined the channel using Starcraft: Brood War.
[20:15:18] <Dark.USeRLoSeR> :-\
[20:15:37] <Dark.USeRLoSeR> thanks yoni
[20:15:44] Dark.USeRLoSeR was banned by [vL] (fast rejoin).
[20:15:44] Dark.USeRLoSeR left the channel.
[20:16:01] <Grok[vL]> haha typical :)[/QUOTE]

[quote][15:30:28] <Yoni[vL] wonders if his parents let him on Battle.net>[/quote]

;D

A clear example of a quote taken way out of context. :(
Full quote to clear the misunderstanding:
[quote][01:29:10] <Yoni[vL]> [01:28:11] <From: WuRd-Towely> well im 11 -.-
[01:29:26] <Yoni[vL] wonders if his parents let him on Battle.net>
[01:29:37] <Invert[vL]> [15:30:28] <Yoni[vL] wonders if his parents let him on Battle.net>
[01:29:42] <Yoni[vL]> no!
[01:29:44] <Invert[vL]> lol
[01:29:48] <Yoni[vL]> I can't believe I did that!
[01:30:02] <Yoni[vL]> I'm always being careful about stuff I say so they won't be quotable
[01:30:06] <Invert[vL]> this is going on our forum Yoni!
[01:30:11] <Yoni[vL]> nooooooooooo
[/quote]

[quote]
[10:42:17] EMOTE <Yoni[vL]17 gives up>
[10:42:18] EMOTE <Yoni[vL]17 is from Isral>
[/quote]

[QUOTE][14:31:13] <Grok[vL]> poor userloser, the guy never catches a break in here.[/QUOTE]
So true :-/

[quote][19:48:16]<Invert[vL]> We own most of the midia here in the US and almost every lawer is jewish
[19:48:19] <Invert[vL]> so thats a good start
[19:48:21] <Invert[vL]> ;)
[19:48:28] <iago[vL]> lawyer*
[19:48:41] <Invert[vL]> no fool
[19:48:56] <Invert[vL]> the "y" is silent
[19:49:03] <iago[vL]> Yes, but not invisible
[19:49:11] <Invert[vL]> your eyes just suck[/quote]

Invert: Iago, you bird brain.

[quote][22:10:52] <Thunder> lol
[22:10:54] <Thunder> i dont care
[22:10:57] <Thunder> take all the SS u want
[22:11:06] <Thunder> and put it on ur bots
[22:11:11] <Thunder> i could care less =p
[22:11:23] Thunder was banned by [vL].
[22:11:23] Thunder has left the channel.
[22:12:08] <From: Thunder> dude wtf was that about
[22:12:23] <From: Thunder> thats what u people do u take snippits and put them on bots
[22:12:29] <From: Thunder> and then u ban me
[22:12:32] <From: Thunder> thats bull shit
[22:12:40] <From: Thunder> fucking dumb ass faggot
[22:13:12] <To: Thunder> I didn't ban you, not sure who did, but thanks for the quote :)
[22:13:20] <From: Thunder> see ur are a homo
[22:13:25] <To: Thunder> I am?
[22:13:27] <From: Thunder> fucking faggot ass bitch get me unbaned
[22:13:51] <To: Thunder> I didn't ban you, silly goose!
[22:13:20] <From: Thunder> see ur are a homo
[22:14:03] <From: Thunder> then get me unbaned
[22:14:14] <To: Thunder> Why? You were mean :(
[22:14:20] <From: Thunder> i dont give a flying fuck
[22:14:28] <From: Thunder> ur little bitch clan baned me for no fucking reson
[22:14:30] <To: Thunder> then why are you still talking to me?
[22:14:35] <From: Thunder> cause i need unbaned
[22:14:39] <From: Thunder> so unban me
[22:14:39] <To: Thunder> why?[/quote]

That's all he said, but nevertheless it was his own idea for me to save this, so here it is!

Not from the channel, but still funny:

[quote]
grompf says:
lemme see if the lackey has his digicam here today
Adron says:
good idea
Adron says:
*gets regular camera*
Grok says:
you've seen mine.
Adron says:
bah, picture count says 36
Adron says:
it's still not rewinding
Adron says:
i thought i'd finally get that film developed
Grok says:
you're on 36th frame.
grompf says:
lackey not answering
Adron says:
hmm right
Adron says:
maybe it starts on 1, not 0
Adron says:
evil non c++-like array indexing
Grok says:
haha
grompf says:
lol
Grok says:
yes stupid consumer products :P
[/quote]

This is "Funny Clips From Clan [vL]" but um ok.

Maybe that would go better in the fun forum?

Well being that "Funny Clips From Clan [vL]" has been 90% "Funny Things Invert Thought Were Funny About What Invert Said", I didn't see any harm in this.

I love you Grok! ;)

P.S. I dont think i was the only one that thought what i had said is funny.

This was funny!

[quote]
[00:39:03] <Rebby[vL]> lets look at arta
[00:39:08] <Invert[vL]> ok
[00:39:12] <Rebby[vL]> i voted yes that time
[00:39:19] <Invert[vL]> heh, you did?
[00:39:19] <Rebby[vL]> for someone i didnt know
[00:39:25] <Rebby[vL]> you know why?
[00:39:28] <Invert[vL]> why?
[00:40:14] <Rebby[vL]> because she isnt trying to be anything she just wants to be
[00:40:32] <Invert[vL]> Oh, 1 thing.
[00:40:38] <Invert[vL]> Arta is a he
[00:40:47] <Rebby[vL]> lol i thought it was a she
[/quote]

[quote][19:06:22] <ScV[Z]> Umm before someone bans me, Can i say love your eternal chat bot.
[19:06:34] ScV[Z] was banned by [vL] (Nope).
[19:06:34] ScV[Z] left the channel.
[19:06:41] <Yoni[vL]> Was too tempting[/quote]*expects mass karma loss*

I applauded you for that. :)

[quote author=Zakath link=board=2;threadid=18;start=60#msg6567 date=1048867993]
I applauded you for that. :)
[/quote]
Same. ::)

[quote author=Yoni link=board=2;threadid=18;start=60#msg6566 date=1048867764]
[quote][19:06:22] <ScV[Z]> Umm before someone bans me, Can i say love your eternal chat bot.
[19:06:34] ScV[Z] was banned by [vL] (Nope).
[19:06:34] ScV[Z] left the channel.
[19:06:41] <Yoni[vL]> Was too tempting[/quote]*expects mass karma loss*
[/quote]
You missed the more important line!
[quote][10:07:06] <Yoni[vL]> Was too tempting
[10:07:07] Ad-banner is now ad0000a5.smk.
[10:07:26] <0x1337> hehe "funny clips from clan [vL]"[/quote]
where 0x1337 = me :)

*applauds Yoni for taking my advice*

Ah, you're right. ad0000a5.smk owns.

[quote][21:40:50] Joining private channel CLaN [vL].[/quote]

[quote author=Spht link=board=2;threadid=18;start=60#msg6593 date=1048901183]
[quote][21:40:50] Joining private channel CLaN [vL].[/quote]
[/quote]You can thank UserLoser for that (or UsErLoSeR?)...

Should .zap * just so you can fix that ^^

I think so too

[quote author=iago link=board=2;threadid=18;start=60#msg6616 date=1048929709]
Should .zap * just so you can fix that ^^
[/quote]

Yes, is well worth it. Clan [vL] channel caps only gets screwed up about once every year and a half or so.

I told you!
This is what sex depravation does to you. :'(

Fun:
[quote][20:03:35] <ChR0NiC]De[> .....
[20:03:40] <ChR0NiC]De[> Ok um...
[20:03:44] <ChR0NiC]De[> ....
[20:03:51] <Yoni-SB> Yes, you want your webchannel account activated
[20:03:54] <ChR0NiC]De[> .....
[20:03:56] <ChR0NiC]De[> WTF
[20:03:57] <Yoni-SB> You're not that great with words though
[20:04:03] <Yoni-SB> What's the account name?
[20:04:03] <ChR0NiC]De[> You god damn psyhic....
[20:04:07] <ChR0NiC]De[> clande
[20:04:16] <Yoni-SB> Activated
[20:04:20] <ChR0NiC]De[> thx man
[20:04:31] <ChR0NiC]De[> How did you know that's what I was gonna ask for/
[20:04:32] <ChR0NiC]De[> ?
[20:04:41] <Yoni-SB> I'm a god damn psychic.
[20:04:45] <ChR0NiC]De[> oooooh
[/quote]

[quote author=Invert link=board=2;threadid=18;start=60#msg6809 date=1049179410]
I told you!
This is what sex depravation does to you. :'(
[/quote]

Word.

[quote author=Yoni link=board=2;threadid=18;start=60#msg6949 date=1049389887]
Fun:
[quote][20:03:35] <ChR0NiC]De[> .....
[20:03:40] <ChR0NiC]De[> Ok um...
[20:03:44] <ChR0NiC]De[> ....
[20:03:51] <Yoni-SB> Yes, you want your webchannel account activated
[20:03:54] <ChR0NiC]De[> .....
[20:03:56] <ChR0NiC]De[> WTF
[20:03:57] <Yoni-SB> You're not that great with words though
[20:04:03] <Yoni-SB> What's the account name?
[20:04:03] <ChR0NiC]De[> You god damn psyhic....
[20:04:07] <ChR0NiC]De[> clande
[20:04:16] <Yoni-SB> Activated
[20:04:20] <ChR0NiC]De[> thx man
[20:04:31] <ChR0NiC]De[> How did you know that's what I was gonna ask for/
[20:04:32] <ChR0NiC]De[> ?
[20:04:41] <Yoni-SB> I'm a god damn psychic.
[20:04:45] <ChR0NiC]De[> oooooh
[/quote]

Wish I was there.. "He's a jew"
[/quote]

[quote author=Skywing link=board=2;threadid=18;start=60#msg6601 date=1048916237]
[quote author=Spht link=board=2;threadid=18;start=60#msg6593 date=1048901183]
[quote][21:40:50] Joining private channel CLaN [vL].[/quote]
[/quote]You can thank UserLoser for that (or UsErLoSeR?)...
[/quote]
It's either UserLoser or USeRLoSeR :P - Also, Sorry about the channel!

[quote][16:45:08] <DarkDragoon1234> how do i join?
[16:45:12] <DarkDragoon1234> or can i?
[16:45:14] WhiteRider_AAX_@Azeroth has left the channel.
[16:45:15] <[vL]Kp> f / F for forward / back
[16:45:22] <[vL]Kp> Drag: meeting reqs would be a good start
[16:45:33] <[vL]Kp> and knowing how to join is an excellent second step
[16:45:49] <DarkDragoon1234> iwish i knew lol
[16:45:52] <iago[vL]> And kicking yourself in the head would be a great third step
[16:45:54] <DarkDragoon1234> is it on ur site?
[16:45:56] <iago[vL]> I'd love to see that
[16:46:00] <[vL]Kp> No, we expect candidates to guess it.
[...]
[16:48:15] <DarkDragoon1234> damn so i guess how to join right?
[16:48:29] <Yoni[vL]> You have 3 guesses
[16:48:32] Spht[vL]@Azeroth has joined the channel using Warcraft III Reign of Chaos.
[16:48:36] <DarkDragoon1234> wtf
[16:48:39] <DarkDragoon1234> thats bs
[16:48:59] DarkDragoon1234 has left the channel.
[16:48:59] DarkDragoon1234 was banned by [vL] (I spit on your mother's grave).
[/quote]

It's too bad he got banned, I rather wanted to see what he would guess :)

-1 for that. It was stupid. Why don't you look at my funny posts and try to figure out for yourself what is funny and what is not. This is too common in our channel to be considered funny.

And what about the ban message: "I spit on your mother's grave"?

That's not funny, that's just a plain old insult. That guy did nothing bad to any of you for you to be saying that shit.

I mean when I talk shit to people it's funny because I make it be funny, I don't insult them with shit like; "I spit on your mother's grave".

You are fucking up my topic that I started.

btw, that was kp's ban, not mine.

Also, you completely missed the funny part, it was him thinking he had to guess the requirements to get into the clan, missing kp's sarcasm completely :P

[quote author=iago link=board=2;threadid=18;start=75#msg7711 date=1050220374]
btw, that was kp's ban, not mine.
[/quote]
04/12/2003 16:53:23 0 <*DarkMinion[vL]> ban *dragoon* i spit on your mother's grave

Next time, check the command log before accusing me of banning someone.

lol you're right, that was a false memory. It happened to long ago! :-(

I understood the "funny part" and i said that it was not funny and too common in our channel to be considered funny.

[quote]
[03:37:57] WindWolf(FMC) joined the channel using Starcraft (7 wins).
[03:38:30] <WindWolf(FMC)> hello
[03:38:34] <WindWolf(FMC)> is anyone here?
[03:39:19] <WindWolf(FMC)> clan (FMC) is threatening to attack you
[03:39:37] <WindWolf(FMC)> channels are
[03:39:41] <WindWolf(FMC)> clan FMC-
[03:39:41] WindWolf(FMC) was banned by [vL] (spam).
[/quote]

rofl.

Wow, this topic got lost. Never fear, its back!

[02:22:07] DeCa- was banned by [vL] (SELECT * FROM Users WHERE Clue > 0).
[02:22:08] DeCa- left the channel.
[02:22:14] <SoulTaker@Azeroth> Ooo MySQL
[02:22:23] <BinaryChat> SQL ban. Very nice.
[02:22:24] <Invert[vL]> no, it's just SQL
[02:22:33] <SoulTaker@Azeroth> Well, bleh
[02:22:35] <Invert[vL]> thank you
[02:22:36] <From: DeCa-> how come u banned me?
[02:22:41] <From: DeCa-> ?
[02:22:44] <Invert[vL]> [02:22:36] <From: DeCa-> how come u banned me?
[02:22:48] <From: DeCa-> im just curiouse
[02:22:52] <Invert[vL]> I guess he does not know SQL
[02:22:55] <BinaryChat> Heh... It even fits your ban message. =P
[02:23:06] <From: DeCa-> -.^
[02:23:11] <Tuberload> lol
[02:23:14] <Invert[vL]> Yeah, this can go on the channel fun thing.
[02:23:26] <To: DeCa-> SELECT * FROM Users WHERE Clue > 0
[02:23:30] <To: DeCa-> thats why
[02:23:56] <BinaryChat> Make sure you put "Mad props to CupHead, because he's my muse and inspiration." ;)
[02:24:05] <SoulTaker@Azeroth> So the mask comes off
[02:24:08] <From: DeCa-> that dosnt make snse
[02:24:15] <Invert[vL]> my mouse?
[02:24:16] <From: DeCa-> sense*
[02:24:23] <Invert[vL]> [02:24:08] <From: DeCa-> that dosnt make snse
[02:24:24] <Invert[vL]> lol
[02:24:40] <From: DeCa-> random ban?
[02:24:57] <BinaryChat> Your muse, fool. Sheesh.

Funny. DeCa is right -- it doesn't make sense. If you were selecting users to ban, it should have been:

SELECT UserName FROM Users WHERE Clue = 0

or possibly,

DELETE FROM Channel INNER JOIN Users On Channel.UserName = Users.UserName WHERE Users.Clue = 0

How did that not make sense? I was selecting users to keep in the channel.

Edited for brevity:

[quote]
[21:00:54] <MysT_DooM> any1 here
[21:00:54] <Yoni[vL]> .find yoni[vl]
[21:01:17] <MysT_DooM> looks like yoni wasnt found
[21:01:18] <MysT_DooM> heh
[21:01:28] <MysT_DooM> .find yoni[vl]
[21:01:31] <MysT_DooM> nope
[21:01:43] <Yoni[vL]> Kp, fix botnet for a second?
[21:02:07] <Yoni[vL]> I need to +B MysT_DooM
[21:02:09] <Yoni[vL]> oh
[21:02:15] <MysT_DooM> ?
[21:02:17] MysT_DooM was banned by [vL] (hmm).
[21:02:21] <Yoni[vL]> ah that works
[/quote]

:D

[QUOTE]
[23:27:16] LW-HornDog joined the channel using Starcraft.
[23:27:27] <LW-HornDog> can someonoe here help me get my account back/
[23:27:44] <Stealth> No, but they can help you in channel Blizzard Tech Support on USWest during normal business hours.
[23:27:54] <Stealth> err, not-so-normal business hours.
[23:28:11] <LW-HornDog> i dont have the cdkey it was made on
[23:28:22] <UserLoser.> Then you can't really get your account back.
[23:28:31] <UserLoser.> You could bruteforce it, good luck with that.
[23:28:38] <Stealth> UserLoser. is wise.
[23:28:42] <LW-HornDog> how you do that?
[23:28:46] <Stealth> Don't even bother
[23:28:50] <Stealth> it's not worth your time
[23:29:19] <UserLoser.> You find about 5000 proxies or more, you generate a list of every possible combination for a password, then you try to log on with each password.
[23:29:49] <LW-HornDog> oh
[23:30:04] <LW-HornDog> no oen here couldnt just hack it back?
[23:30:29] <LW-HornDog> i heard [vl] was a hacking clan
[23:30:44] <Stealth> I heard Bill Clinton say he didn't have sex with Monica
[23:30:52] <LW-HornDog> lol
[23:30:53] <Stealth> do you believe everything you hear?
[23:31:06] <Eibro@Azeroth> But TV said so :(
[23:31:08] <LW-HornDog> yea i do until i find out otherwise
[23:31:08] <UserLoser.> Well, there is a website you can goto: www.MyBNetAccount.com/password.aspx?AccountName=YourAccountHere
[23:32:27] <LW-HornDog> that website dont work
[23:32:50] <UserLoser.> Oh, I think I gave you the wrong URL
[23:32:52] <UserLoser.> Try this one...
[23:33:18] <UserLoser.> http://www.YoureABrightOne.com/Battlenet/Accounts.aspx?RetrievePassword=YourAccountName
[23:33:25] <UserLoser.> Try that one
[23:34:16] <LW-HornDog> that one didnt work either says cannot find server
[23:34:23] <To: Stealth> This is funny, LW_HornDog is going to these sites, lol
[23:34:25] You are UserLoser., using Warcraft II in a private channel.
[23:34:27] <From: Stealth> hehe.
[23:34:30] <UserLoser.> Ugh, you sure?
[23:34:30] <From: Stealth> poor guy
[23:34:34] <LW-HornDog> yea
[23:34:39] <To: Stealth> Yep, usually I get kicked for doing this
[23:34:59] <From: Stealth> being a bastard can be really fun though
[23:35:03] <To: Stealth> lol, yes
[/QUOTE]

I removed some of the other activity in the channel, otherwise it's really long. :o

[19:02:49] <From: Malea[iS]> wtf?
[19:02:55] <From: Malea[iS]> Why did I just get banned
[19:03:06] <From: Malea[iS]> vL has major problems: [22:02:21] Malea[iS] was banned by [vL] (afk walker).
[19:03:13] <To: Malea[iS]> the channel rules say that you cannot be afk
[19:03:17] <From: Malea[iS]> I wasnt afk
[19:03:38] <From: Malea[iS]> I was ATTEMPTING to fix my bot
[19:04:03] <From: Malea[iS]> Damn vL has mad homo rules, You cant even program and be in there channel at the same time, that's worse than blizzard and their servers
[19:04:23] <To: Malea[iS]> what do you think, we owe you something?
[19:04:32] <To: Malea[iS]> do you think we must help you?
[19:05:02] <From: Malea[iS]> No, but I think that if I sit in a channel I should be able to program
[19:05:10] <From: Malea[iS]> Rather than get banned for actually trying to multi-task
[19:05:18] <To: Malea[iS]> I think what you think does not matter to us
[19:05:24] <From: Malea[iS]> I don't ban people for trying to multi-task in my channel
[19:05:27] <To: Malea[iS]> We make the rules here
[19:05:34] <To: Malea[iS]> those are your rules
[19:05:36] <From: Malea[iS]> It's called respect, you guys have NONE
[19:05:46] <To: Malea[iS]> should we and why?
[19:05:58] <From: Malea[iS]> It's called if a guest comes, and dosen't do anything against the natural laws of natrue, there should be no reason to ban him
[19:06:10] <From: Malea[iS]> Because if people dont respect people you know how as this world would be?
[19:06:13] <To: Malea[iS]> says who?
[19:06:19] <From: Malea[iS]> If I didn't respect you, I'd come up and blow up your house
[19:06:57] <From: Malea[iS]> Respect is even visible on the smallest levels such as banning another user from your channel, vL may be one of the smartest clans, but they sure as hell lack respect.
[19:06:58] <To: Malea[iS]> heh
[19:07:09] <From: Malea[iS]> Maby not all members
[19:07:13] <From: Malea[iS]> But whoever banned me does.
[19:07:32] <From: Malea[iS]> It's not like I came in saying FUCK YOU GUYS YOU GUYS SUCK
[19:07:35] <To: Malea[iS]> who ever banned you does not care about you or your problems or helping you
[19:07:43] <From: Malea[iS]> Than they should of Said so
[19:07:47] <From: Malea[iS]> rahter than banning me
[19:07:51] <To: Malea[iS]> even if you did no one would care and just ban you
[19:08:07] <To: Malea[iS]> they did not want to take the time
[19:08:14] <From: Malea[iS]> I guess since you guys are so busy programming you can't tell someone that they don't want to help you
[19:08:19] <To: Malea[iS]> you came to our channel
[19:08:20] <From: Malea[iS]> to busy "MUST PROGRAM MUST PROGRAM"
[19:08:24] <From: Malea[iS]> Fucking robots
[19:08:32] <From: Malea[iS]> "NO TALK NO TALK NO TALK"
[19:08:36] <To: Malea[iS]> ever hear of helping yourself?
[19:08:38] <From: Malea[iS]> Put on fucking quiet-time or something
[19:08:56] <To: Malea[iS]> you have a problem
[19:08:58] <From: Malea[iS]> If you guys can't even express yourselves, you'r probally the next group of shooters
[19:09:12] <From: Malea[iS]> No, I don't you guys can't even talk out your problems, you'r going to get fucked in the long run.
[19:09:24] <From: Malea[iS]> You don't like someone your going to end up shooting them
[19:09:29] <From: Malea[iS]> Rather telling them you don't like them
[19:09:38] <To: Malea[iS]> maybe if that someone is like you
[19:09:41] <To: Malea[iS]> heh
[19:10:01] <From: Malea[iS]> no, I actually express how I feel, or I wouldn't be telling you this
[19:10:15] <From: Malea[iS]> I feel pissed off because you guys have no respect, or some of you don't.
[19:10:38] <To: Malea[iS]> you think we care what you feel?
[19:11:22] <From: Malea[iS]> wow Fucking servers
[19:11:34] <From: Malea[iS]> Well, enjoy your night, I sure will, see yah.
[19:11:40] <To: Malea[iS]> talk to your psychiatrist about your problems not me
[19:11:50] <From: Malea[iS]> I don't talk to sucide bombers, c yah.

[quote author=Invert link=board=2;threadid=18;start=75#msg13988 date=1057458122]
[19:11:50] <From: Malea[iS]> I don't talk to sucide bombers, c yah.
[/quote]

Where the heck did that come from?

Hmm, probably he was having a bad day. Anyone who knows anything about our channel is aware that non-member bans are just a fact of life. Nothing to get upset about, unless there's a reason to get upset other than the ban itself.

Grokism: "A ban for no reason is considerably better than a ban for cause."

With the former, no member took issue with you personally, as in the latter, in which a member didn't particularly like something about you. Thus, a ban with cause will probably result in more bans or more permanent ban status.

I hope this will be a chill pill for our future visitors.

[18:40:52] Loe)Manwe@USEast joined the channel using Starcraft: Brood War (1 win).
[18:40:55] <Loe)Manwe@USEast> hey ny1 here?
[18:41:01] <BinaryChat@USEast> ny1?
[18:41:05] <Loe)Manwe@USEast> any one
[18:41:08] <Grok[vL]> ny ny!
[18:41:14] <Grok[vL]> go mets
[18:41:24] <[vL]Kp@USEast> heh
[18:41:31] <Loe)Manwe@USEast> so do you know how to fix that msgvb... shit for the stealth bot
[18:41:33] <Loe)Manwe@USEast> i forgot lol
[18:41:39] <Grok[vL]> what is msgvb?
[18:41:39] <[vL]Kp@USEast> um?
[18:41:42] <Loe)Manwe@USEast> i traded an original name for a stealth
[18:41:47] <[vL]Kp@USEast> and why're you asking us about a bot we didn't even make? =p
[18:41:47] <Loe)Manwe@USEast> and he cant fix that error
[18:41:53] <Grok[vL]> who made stealth?
[18:41:53] <Tara[vL]@USEast> hmm
[18:41:56] <Loe)Manwe@USEast> nightwing[vl]
[18:41:57] <Loe)Manwe@USEast> lol
[18:42:01] <Grok[vL]> who the hell is that?
[18:42:04] <[vL]Kp@USEast> We have no member by that name.
[18:42:05] <Loe)Manwe@USEast> ..........
[18:42:08] <Loe)Manwe@USEast> lol dude
[18:42:12] (BotNet) <[vL]Kp> This guy is majorly misinformed. :p
[18:42:13] <Loe)Manwe@USEast> he was in ops yesterday
[18:42:22] <Grok[vL]> someone's fucking with you, and its not us.
[18:42:27] <Loe)Manwe@USEast> .......
[18:42:28] <Grok[vL]> thats a shame, cause you'd be fun.
[18:42:34] (BotNet) <[vL]Kp> Nightwing[vL] doesn't even *EXIST* on the server
[18:42:34] <Grok[vL]> er i mean
[18:42:36] <Loe)Manwe@USEast> lol
[18:42:43] <Grok[vL]> seriously, there is no nightwing[vl].
[18:42:46] <Loe)Manwe@USEast> im going to go away b4 sum1 tried to rape me
[18:42:48] <Loe)Manwe@USEast> ...
[18:42:50] <Grok[vL]> someone probably gave you a trojan.
[18:42:51] <Loe)Manwe@USEast> FREAKS....
[18:42:53] Loe)Manwe@USEast left the channel.
[18:42:59] <[vL]Kp@USEast> Well, we got rid of him
[18:43:01] <Grok[vL]> nice.
[18:43:06] <Grok[vL]> that goes on vL funniest videos
[18:43:14] <[vL]Kp@USEast> It's sometimes an interesting game to see how hard it is to get rid of someone without actually using Zerobot to do it :P

[quote][15:29:11] GruNt)hW( has joined the channel using Warcraft II Battle.net Edition.
[15:29:16] <GruNt)hW(> Hello?
[15:29:27] <GruNt)hW(> is there anyone i could talk to for suggestions on eternal chat?
[15:29:34] <Spht[vL]> Maybe
[15:30:18] <Spht[vL]> Although appreciated your suggestions are, it is possible that some things may never be added.
[15:30:53] <GruNt)hW(> well if anyone could tell the creator... tagbans and anti-flood.
[15:31:06] <Spht[vL]> What about it?
[15:31:10] <GruNt)hW(> those are the ones we need to keep them out, b/c in clan channel we cant keep the flooders and shit out.
[15:31:15] <GruNt)hW(> :-\
[15:31:19] <GruNt)hW(> Clan xHWx
[15:31:24] <Spht[vL]> I think it has tagbans and anti-flood
[15:31:34] <GruNt)hW(> wut version is it on now?
[15:31:40] <GruNt)hW(> k?
[15:31:40] <Spht[vL]> I think it's at version 2.16k
[15:31:44] <GruNt)hW(> i have that
[15:31:50] <GruNt)hW(> and i dont see it as commands...
[15:31:58] <Spht[vL]> Read the web site
[15:32:08] <Spht[vL]> It has about how to add database users
[15:32:15] <GruNt)hW(> i have
[15:32:20] <GruNt)hW(> i've looked at that
[15:32:27] <GruNt)hW(> I didnt see floodprotect or nuffin.
[15:32:33] <Spht[vL]> It's automatic
[15:32:38] <Spht[vL]> You don't need to configure it
[15:32:42] <GruNt)hW(> well tell him and whisper me sometime? or my aims chops4dinna
[15:32:48] <GruNt)hW(> oic...
[15:32:53] <Spht[vL]> I'll tell the creator of EternalChat that you dropped by...
[15:32:53] <GruNt)hW(> but wut bot tagbans...
[15:33:03] <GruNt)hW(> bout*
[15:33:10] <GruNt)hW(> are they automatic?
[15:33:16] <Spht[vL]> See web site about that
[15:33:23] <Spht[vL]> You need to set up a database
[15:33:24] <GruNt)hW(> or is tagbans just like
[15:33:29] <GruNt)hW(> setuser name@useast b
[15:33:30] <GruNt)hW(> ?
[15:33:31] <Spht[vL]> right
[15:33:33] <GruNt)hW(> thats tagban?
[15:33:35] <Spht[vL]> yeah
[15:33:47] <Spht[vL]> if you wan to to autoban a tag, do setuser *thetag* b
[15:33:49] <GruNt)hW(> im sayin can we do.. *KiLaZ*@useast b
[15:33:53] <Spht[vL]> right
[15:33:58] <Spht[vL]> if the bot is on War3
[15:33:59] <GruNt)hW(> will it ban every useast user ?
[15:34:03] <Spht[vL]> no
[15:34:05] <GruNt)hW(> yes its w3...
[15:34:06] <Spht[vL]> only if you did *@USeast
[15:34:27] <GruNt)hW(> so if i wanted to ban every KiLaZ user
[15:34:50] <GruNt)hW(> i would do setuser *KiLaZ*@useast? oir *KiLaZ-@useast*
[15:34:56] <GruNt)hW(> hm...
[15:35:02] <GruNt)hW(> im guessin n*KiLaZ*
[15:35:05] <Spht[vL]> If they're on non-Warcraft III, then *KiLaZ*USEast B
[15:35:11] <Spht[vL]> *KiLaZ*@USEast*
[15:35:11] <GruNt)hW(> ok
[15:35:14] <GruNt)hW(> Thank alot
[15:35:17] <GruNt)hW(> i appreicate it
[15:35:26] <Spht[vL]> Ok, I try. I've never used the bot before
[15:35:44] <GruNt)hW(> Tell skywing or the creator thx a bunch for the great bot, i dont understand why u guys dont want clan channel
[15:35:49] <GruNt)hW(> like old times is how we felt :-D
[15:35:57] <GruNt)hW(> l8er
[15:36:03] <Spht[vL]> I'll make sure the creator of EternalChat, Spht, gets the message.
[15:36:07] GruNt)hW( has left the channel.[/quote]

Har.

When you meet your maker, will you recognize Him?

Maybe not, after all, I don't have "Made In Heaven" stamped on my ass.

Cuphead: Maybe your creator didn't wish to take credit! ;)

Or maybe he was not made in heaven.

Anyway....


You have been banned on the bases of rule 7 under section Reasons You May Get Banned of the Visitor Guidelines article.

[quote]
FROM: "Michael Lepilov" <mlepilov@hotmail.com>
DATE: Sun, 29 Jun 2003 20:52:46 -0400
TO: <invert@valhallalegends.com>
SUBJECT: ...

Please unban my Starcraft: Brood War username: Mlepilov_123

I will also ask you to please not kick/ban me or/and other people from your channel for no reason. I realize that it is in your clan rules that you can kick/ban people without any apparent reason, but it is quite annoying to me that you have banned me and then bragged about access to the bot.

My business in the channel was to ask Skywing/Yoni about giving me a BNLS ID/Password, but you have impeded my business by banning me. Now, I require to halt my bot progress and wait more because you have banned me from the
channel for no apparent reason. The above was just a suggestion, not a requirement as it states in your clan rules.
[/quote]

That got him on the Ban list.

His 2nd e-mail. This made me laugh.

[quote]
FROM: "Michael Lepilov" <mlepilov@hotmail.com>
DATE: Thu, 24 Jul 2003 11:56:54 -0400
TO: <invert@valhallalegends.com>
SUBJECT: Ban me for all I care.

Go ahead, I've answered your email. Ban me. Go ahead.

First of all, you need help, not me. You have problems with banning people,
you need to learn how to talk to people without resorting to banning them.
(And answering at least one of their questions.)

I got over the incident, but people like you just piss me off.

Go ahead, ban me, as I've said, for all I care I don't even go on bnet
anymore, as it's filled with freaks like you threatening everyone to get
ipbanned from your precious little network. You don't even own the domain
server, and you should get a firewall. I've been able to ping you and scan
your ports via sending packets.
[/quote]

:-X

[quote]My business in the channel was to ask Skywing/Yoni about giving me a BNLS ID/Password, but you have impeded my business by banning me. Now, I require to halt my bot progress and wait more because you have banned me from the
channel for no apparent reason.[/quote]

[quote]Go ahead, ban me, as I've said, for all I care I don't even go on bnet
anymore, as it's filled with freaks like you threatening everyone to get
ipbanned from your precious little network. You don't even own the domain
server, and you should get a firewall. I've been able to ping you and scan
your ports via sending packets.
[/quote]

Lemme Get This Straight...
-He Gets Banned Before Asking For BNLS ID/PASS
*Most Likely From Bot Idle
-Why Is He Coding A Bot If He Never Goes On Anymore Anyways...
-Why Is He Asking For BNLS ID/PASS If He Claims He Knows What Packets Do
-Www.ValhallaLegends.Com Is Obviously More Secure Than His Box. Since The Leetest People On Bnet Are Clan [vL] Members.

[quote]
I've been able to ping you and scan
your ports via sending packets.
[/quote]

Oh no! He's gonna be able to tell us the server latency! A ruthless hacker is he! ;)

This entire subnet gets port scanned 24 hours a day, 7 days a week from all over the world. It clogs up my log files really makes reading them a bit of a pain in the ass. Good thing I can filter that crap so I can focus on the cool stuff like who's email I need to read. >:D

[quote]
[18:57:28] Death-LoD joined the channel using Starcraft: Brood War (23 wins).
[18:58:06] <Death-LoD> Hey are u guys interested in allying a clan?
[18:58:14] <Yoni[vL]> there is no such thing
[18:58:33] <Death-LoD> o
[18:58:41] <Death-LoD> u guys don't ally
[18:58:45] <Death-LoD> ?
[18:59:07] <Yoni[vL]> if we did, what would it mean?
[18:59:21] <Death-LoD> It for the purpose of clan wars
[18:59:36] <Death-LoD> we help u defeat ure enemies u help us
[18:59:37] <Yoni[vL]> explain?
[18:59:52] <Death-LoD> Like say there is a gay clan
[18:59:57] <Death-LoD> that u don't like
[19:00:05] <Yoni[vL]> we don't have clan wars, nor collective enemies
[19:00:08] <[vL]Kp> Why would we care about a clan's sexuality?
[19:00:13] <Death-LoD> We spam there channel and game against there players
[19:00:28] <Yoni[vL]> spamming their channel sounds pretty lame and futile
[19:00:32] <MacBinaryBot> Spamming is annoying, why would vL want to do it to others?
[19:00:42] <Yoni[vL]> gaming against their players sounds pretty friendly
[19:00:45] <[vL]Kp> Yes. Any decent client can filter out spam pretty quickly, even if the opbot doesn't ban it.
[19:00:47] <Death-LoD> If they do it to u why not?
[19:01:02] <[vL]Kp> because they're extremely ineffective when they do it to us?
[19:01:04] <Yoni[vL]> we don't care?
[19:01:04] <MacBinaryBot> Because it's dumb?
[19:01:08] <[vL]Kp> and it consumes our resources to spam them?
[19:01:11] <Death-LoD> OK
[19:01:18] <Death-LoD> sORRY FOR THe bother
[19:01:22] <Yoni[vL]> if it makes you feel any better
[19:01:25] Death-LoD left the channel.
[/quote]

They sure showed him!

[13:27:02] <WeSt!> is the account [vL] for trade?

Haha, now that is funny. ;D

Should've said yes just to see what other hillarity would ensue..... ;)

While we are on the subject of people asking stupid questions...

This was whispered to BinaryChat:
[quote][01:49:16] <From: e[c]p_kilaz> u wana join my clan[/quote]

Grok are you impersonating/ban/unbanning yourself?[code][22:30:19] Grok-vL was banned by [vL] (Autoban).
[22:32:58] Grok[vL] was unbanned by [vL].
[22:33:04] Grok[vL]@Azeroth joined the channel using Warcraft III: Reign of Chaos (level 0, best race random, icon peon).
[/code]

[code]<FROM: Crazi-Viet@Azeroth> do u know how to work bots
[/code]

The above was whispered to me while I sat in open tech support.

About an hour later I saw this on the webchannel:
[code][01:36:49] <Crazi-Viet@Azeroth> oh
[01:37:00] <Crazi-Viet@Azeroth> im downloading one right now
[01:37:09] <Crazi-Viet@Azeroth> u just guide me what to do
[01:37:20] <Crazi-Viet@Azeroth> i need help with the comands
[01:38:12] <Crazi-Viet@Azeroth> uhhh ok
[01:38:50] <Crazi-Viet@Azeroth> how do u get my access level up
[01:39:34] <Crazi-Viet@Azeroth> ok
[01:40:55] <Crazi-Viet@Azeroth> whats the best bot to download
[01:41:21] <Crazi-Viet@Azeroth> one for clans
[01:41:38] <Crazi-Viet@Azeroth> ok
[01:43:32] <Crazi-Viet@Azeroth> let me get and see how it is
[01:44:40] <Crazi-Viet@Azeroth> do u have a bot in this room
[01:45:24] <Crazi-Viet@Azeroth> this chatroom
[01:45:24] <[vL]Mejal> we are all bots. Mooahhhhhaaaah
[01:45:33] <Crazi-Viet@Azeroth> uhh
[01:45:39] <Crazi-Viet@Azeroth> your freaking me out
[01:45:46] <Crazi-Viet@Azeroth> lol
[01:46:18] <Crazi-Viet@Azeroth> do yall stay here all day
[01:47:28] <Crazi-Viet@Azeroth> um
[01:47:34] <Crazi-Viet@Azeroth> i got it downloaded
[01:47:51] <Crazi-Viet@Azeroth> what do i do now
[01:48:14] <Crazi-Viet@Azeroth> k
[01:51:52] <Crazi-Viet@Azeroth> omg this is hard
[01:52:02] <DarkMinion[vL]@Azeroth> Omg
[01:52:18] <Crazi-Viet@Azeroth> what
[01:53:00] <Crazi-Viet@Azeroth> hey binary
[01:53:01] <Crazi-Viet@Azeroth> u there
[01:53:17] <Crazi-Viet@Azeroth> u know the cd key part
[01:53:51] <Crazi-Viet@Azeroth> ?
[01:54:29] <Crazi-Viet@Azeroth> what type of cd key do i type in
[01:55:01] <Crazi-Viet@Azeroth> im using b.net
[01:55:14] <Crazi-Viet@Azeroth> yea
[01:56:02] <Crazi-Viet@Azeroth> i never met someone who talks like u
[01:56:12] <Crazi-Viet@Azeroth> *you
[01:56:20] <Crazi-Viet@Azeroth> how old r u
[01:56:46] <Crazi-Viet@Azeroth> u talk like a computer
[01:57:07] <Crazi-Viet@Azeroth> i can type in any cd key
[01:57:20] <Crazi-Viet@Azeroth> ok
[01:59:15] <Crazi-Viet@Azeroth> if i type in my wacraft 3 cd key
[01:59:35] <Crazi-Viet@Azeroth> nvm
[02:00:38] <DarkMinion[vL]@Azeroth> Show it to me, and I'll verify it for you
[02:02:24] <DarkMinion[vL]@Azeroth> Because, you should always verify your cdkey before trying to use it
[02:02:32] <DarkMinion[vL]@Azeroth> And you do'nt have a CDKey verification program, I do
[02:02:42] <DarkMinion[vL]@Azeroth> You may whisper it to me for privacy, if you wish
[/code]
I cleaned up some of the join/leaves.

It may just be me but I find ignorance funny, heh.

Edited to add DarkMinion's comment in ;D

You left out the finale!
[code]
[02:16:42] Crazi-Viet was banned by [vL] (Thanks for the CDKey!).
[/code]

[color=green]
[02:43:31] A)A)DarkArmy joined the channel using Starcraft: Brood War.
[02:43:34] <A)A)DarkArmy> hey
[02:43:46] <A)A)DarkArmy> can someone here help me with web bot?
[02:43:59] <A)A)DarkArmy> anyone.....
[02:44:31] <A)A)DarkArmy> ??????
[02:45:06] <A)A)DarkArmy> can u help me
[02:45:07] <A)A)DarkArmy> ?
[02:45:32] <A)A)DarkArmy> u know about web bot?
[02:46:03] <A)A)DarkArmy> do u know anyting about webot?
[02:46:29] <A)A)DarkArmy> i guess not
[02:46:32] <A)A)DarkArmy> cya
[02:46:35] A)A)DarkArmy left the channel.
[02:48:17] A)A)DarkArmy joined the channel using Starcraft: Brood War.
[02:48:23] <A)A)DarkArmy> hey skywing u there
[02:48:32] <A)A)DarkArmy> ??
[02:50:19] DarkMinion[vL]@Azeroth joined the channel using Warcraft III: The Frozen Throne (level 0, best race random, icon peon, clan vL).
[02:50:34] <DarkMinion[vL]@Azeroth> Afk
[02:50:34] A)A)DarkArmy was banned by [vL] (idle).
[/color]

Almost just as funny. Askes so many questions and gets banned in the end without one answered. What a waste of time. ;D

not funny, but it's stupid ;D
[quote]
[17:22:53] Kickable was banned by [vL].
[17:22:53] Kickable left the channel.
[17:22:53] Bannable was kicked out of the channel by [vL].
[17:22:53] Bannable left the channel.
[/quote]

[quote]
Join Orbie@Azeroth
Talk Orbie@Azeroth: CupHead, do you take showers daily?
Talk Mr.Raza: uhmm
Talk Orbie@Azeroth: What?
Talk Orbie@Azeroth: Got a problem with something Raza?
Talk Mr.Raza: Not really, I just thought that was an out of the blue type of question.
Talk Mr.Raza: It actually made me chuckle
Talk Mr.Raza: Funny, un-related, stupid questions tend to have that very strange affect on me, I must say.
Talk Orbie@Azeroth: Do you want to fight or something?
Talk Mr.Raza: Yes. Where do you live, I have a car..
Talk Mr.Raza: You can pay my gas bill!
[/quote]

Well, what as the answer?

Unfortunately there was none iirc.

sorry i had to add this

[code]
gabs says:
i got surveyed by blizzard last week
gabs says:
it was a random survey
gabs says:
about sc2
dAniel says:
u mean sc ghost ?
gabs says:
nono
gabs says:
as in sequel to bw
dAniel says:
doubt it
gabs says:
they've nearly finished ghost
gabs says:
no trust me
gabs says:
i know it was blizzard dude
gabs says:
his id was blizzard
*gabs says:*
*when u go /whereis blizzard*
*gabs says:*
*it doesnt even exist*
gabs says:
trust me
gabs says:
man
gabs says:
it was a real survey
dAniel says:
what in a channel ?
gabs says:
no channel
gabs says:
i created game
gabs says:
he joined public games
gabs says:
u cant even msg him
gabs says:
it was on east though
dAniel says:
and his name was "Blizzard" ??
gabs says:
yes
dAniel says:
you ever heard of name spoof ?
gabs says:
man
gabs says:
if he wasnt
gabs says:
y would a dude
gabs says:
just come up to me
gabs says:
and
gabs says:
ask for stuff about sc2
gabs says:
he says he needs to make at 20 million $
gabs says:
so he has to make it good
gabs says:
he didnt sound like any ordinary guy
gabs says:
tryin msgin blizard on east
gabs says:
the account doenst even exist
[/code][code][/code]

hahaha, that was always one of my favourite backstab/scams. The days when nobody knew about the namespoofer were good days :)

[quote author=Adron link=board=2;threadid=18;start=105#msg26988 date=1067773044]
[quote]
Join Orbie@Azeroth
Talk Orbie@Azeroth: CupHead, do you take showers daily?
Talk Mr.Raza: uhmm
Talk Orbie@Azeroth: What?
Talk Orbie@Azeroth: Got a problem with something Raza?
Talk Mr.Raza: Not really, I just thought that was an out of the blue type of question.
Talk Mr.Raza: It actually made me chuckle
Talk Mr.Raza: Funny, un-related, stupid questions tend to have that very strange affect on me, I must say.
Talk Orbie@Azeroth: Do you want to fight or something?
Talk Mr.Raza: Yes. Where do you live, I have a car..
Talk Mr.Raza: You can pay my gas bill!
[/quote]
[/quote];) FYI, Orbie is me.

[quote]
[5:40:14 PM] <From: Yoni[vL]@Azeroth> ok honey, wanna cyber?
[5:40:58 PM] <To: Yoni[vL]@Azeroth> YES! :)
[5:41:06 PM] <From: Yoni[vL]@Azeroth> GO AWAY YOU PERVERT
[5:43:19 PM] <To: Yoni[vL]@Azeroth> YOU CAN'T TOUCH ME, YOU'RE NOT A PRIEST!
[/quote]
:-*

[quote author=hismajesty link=board=2;threadid=18;start=105#msg27130 date=1067821340]
[quote]
[5:40:14 PM] <From: Yoni[vL]@Azeroth> ok honey, wanna cyber?
[5:40:58 PM] <To: Yoni[vL]@Azeroth> YES! :)
[5:41:06 PM] <From: Yoni[vL]@Azeroth> GO AWAY YOU PERVERT
[5:43:19 PM] <To: Yoni[vL]@Azeroth> YOU CAN'T TOUCH ME, YOU'RE NOT A PRIEST!
[/quote]
:-*
[/quote]

Wow, making fun of Catholic priests; that's new and clever.

[quote author=hismajesty link=board=2;threadid=18;start=105#msg27130 date=1067821340]

[5:40:14 PM] <From: Yoni[vL]@Azeroth> ok honey, wanna cyber?
[5:40:58 PM] <To: Yoni[vL]@Azeroth> YES! :)
[5:41:06 PM] <From: Yoni[vL]@Azeroth> GO AWAY YOU PERVERT
[5:43:19 PM] <To: Yoni[vL]@Azeroth> YOU CAN'T TOUCH ME, YOU'RE NOT A PRIEST!
[/quote]

hey! the quote is "you're not a preist, let go of me" from Robin Williams... now get it right or.. or.. or ELSE!

huh..? I didn't know that quote.

I can think of at least 5 examples of priests being made fun of for that lately; it's not a clever joke. (Scary Movie 3, South Park come to mind first)

Ehh... South Park episode 608 was great!

[quote] Counselor:
Okay. And did Father Maxi, at any time, ever try to put something in your butt? [long pause]
Cartman:
Ih... in our... butt?
Counselor:
You don't need to be ashamed or embarrassed. Just, did he ever try to put anything in your butt?
Stan:
...Like ...money? What?
Butters:
You mean, like a goldfish?
[/quote]

[9:47:30 AM] <Archonist> Hmm, Is idleban on?
[9:47:30 AM] Alluded was banned by [vL] (idle).
[9:47:30 AM] -- Alluded has left the channel.
[9:47:34 AM] <Archonist> Figures.

[07:48:33] <Fb.InuYasha]hR[> What kind of bot is [vL]?
[07:48:43] <[vL]Grok> we captured a korean fast typist and made him our slave.

[color=white][13:48:45] [/color][color=Lime]Total-Assault@Azeroth joined the channel using Warcraft III: The Frozen Throne (level 9, best race orcs, icon headhunter, clan TCP).
[/color][color=White][13:48:50] <[/color][color=Yellow]Total-Assault@Azeroth[/color][color=White]> hi
[13:48:55] <[/color][color=Yellow]Yoni[vL]@Azeroth[/color][color=White]> "clan TCP"?
[13:48:56] <[/color][color=Yellow][vL]Kp[/color][color=White]> Hello
[13:49:06] <[/color][color=Yellow]thuscelackpiss marks the point[/color][color=White]>
[13:49:13] <[/color][color=Yellow]Yoni[vL]@Azeroth[/color][color=White]> can I join your clan?
[13:49:18] <[/color][color=Yellow]Yoni[vL]@Azeroth[/color][color=White]> I like TCP as well.
[13:49:22] [/color][color=Gray]Ad-banner is now ad000aa2.smk.
[/color][color=White][13:49:27] [/color][color=Cyan]<Grok> i'd could even consider nslay for vL when he gets past himself.
[/color][color=White][13:49:27] <[/color][color=Yellow]Total-Assault@Azeroth[/color][color=White]> u mena icp?
[13:49:30] <[/color][color=Yellow]hismajesty.[/color][color=White]> heh!
[13:49:32] [/color][color=Cyan]<Grok> i*
[/color][color=White][13:49:34] <[/color][color=Yellow]Hostile[/color][color=White]> lol!:X
[13:49:58] <[/color][color=Yellow]Yoni[vL]@Azeroth[/color][color=White]> Total-Assault: [20:48:19] Total-Assault joined the channel using Warcraft III: The Frozen Throne (level 9, best race orcs, icon grunt, clan TCP).
[13:50:14] <[/color][color=Yellow]Total-Assault@Azeroth[/color][color=White]> and?
[13:50:19] <[/color][color=Yellow]Yoni[vL]@Azeroth[/color][color=White]> and you're in clan TCP
[13:50:23] <[/color][color=Yellow]Total-Assault@Azeroth[/color][color=White]> so?
[13:50:27] <[/color][color=Yellow]Yoni[vL]@Azeroth[/color][color=White]> so that owns
[13:50:30] <[/color][color=Yellow]Yoni[vL]@Azeroth[/color][color=White]> can I join?
[13:50:35] [/color][color=Cyan]<Grok> must be well organized. they're a clan that guarantees delivery.
[/color][color=White][13:50:36] <[/color][color=Yellow]Total-Assault@Azeroth[/color][color=White]> ur in vl
[13:50:39] <[/color][color=Yellow]Yoni[vL]@Azeroth[/color][color=White]> so?
[13:50:47] <[/color][color=Yellow]hismajesty.[/color][color=White]> Is TCP in your clan?
[13:50:48] <[/color][color=Yellow]Hostile[/color][color=White]> lol.
[13:50:58] <[/color][color=Yellow]Total-Assault@Azeroth[/color][color=White]> no
[13:50:59] <[/color][color=Yellow]Yoni[vL]@Azeroth[/color][color=White]> do I have to not be in vL to be in TCP?
[13:51:06] <[/color][color=Yellow][vL]Kp[/color][color=White]> hehe Grok
[13:51:07] [/color][color=Cyan]<Grok> i'm going to go read their rules.
[/color][color=White][13:51:14] <[/color][color=Yellow][vL]Kp[/color][color=White]> Total-Assault: TCP is a delivery clan, right?
[13:51:22] <[/color][color=Yellow]Total-Assault@Azeroth[/color][color=White]> delivery clan?
[13:51:31] <[/color][color=Yellow][vL]Kp[/color][color=White]> Yes; as Grok said, you guarantee delivery
[13:51:52] <[/color][color=Yellow]Total-Assault@Azeroth[/color][color=White]> i dont get wat the hell ur talking about when u say delivery clam
[13:51:55] [/color][color=Cyan]<Grok> RFC 0761
[/color][color=White][13:51:56] <[/color][color=Yellow]Total-Assault@Azeroth[/color][color=White]> clan*
[13:52:00] <[/color][color=Yellow][vL]Kp[/color][color=White]> I didn't say delivery clam. :-)
[13:52:04] [/color][color=Cyan]<Grok> clan TCP rules :)
[/color][color=White][13:52:07] <[/color][color=Yellow][vL]Kp[/color][color=White]> (Who would want to trust their data to a clam for delivery?)
[13:52:09] <[/color][color=Yellow]Hostile[/color][color=White]> You can tell a clan is well organized when other people realize theyre in the clan before the members do
[13:52:24] [/color][color=Gray]Ad-banner is now ad000a98.smk.
[/color][color=White][13:52:46] [/color][color=Cyan]<Grok> http://ietf.org/rfc/rfc0761.txt?number=0761
[/color][color=White][13:52:49] <[/color][color=Yellow][vL]Kp[/color][color=White]> Anyway, you're in violation of RFCs if you don't guarantee reliable delivery, Total-Assault.
[13:53:12] <[/color][color=Yellow]Total-Assault@Azeroth[/color][color=White]> wtf are u saying
[13:53:18] [/color][color=DarkGreen](BotNet)[/color][color=Cyan] <Grok> lol poor guy
[/color][color=White][13:53:25] <[/color][color=Yellow][vL]Kp[/color][color=White]> You can't read what I'm saying? Try turning up monitor contrast.
[13:53:36] <[/color][color=Yellow]hismajesty.[/color][color=White]> heh
[13:53:36] [/color][color=DarkGreen](BotNet)[/color][color=White] <[/color][color=Yellow][vL]Kp[/color][color=White]> Wonder what he thinks TCP stands for
[13:53:38] <[/color][color=Yellow]Hostile[/color][color=White]> maybe its already up to high
[13:53:43] <[/color][color=Yellow]Hostile[/color][color=White]> in which case lower it to about 50%
[13:53:43] <[/color][color=Yellow][vL]Kp[/color][color=White]> That could be it too
[13:53:45] [/color][color=Cyan]<Grok> DOD STANDARD
[/color][color=White][13:53:45] [/color][color=Cyan]<Grok> TRANSMISSION CONTROL PROTOCOL
[/color][color=White][13:53:46] [/color][color=Cyan]<Grok> January 1980
[/color][color=White][13:53:46] <[/color][color=Yellow]Total-Assault@Azeroth[/color][color=White]> no i dont no wat you mean
[13:54:04] <[/color][color=Yellow][vL]Kp[/color][color=White]> I mean you're violationg convention agreed upon by countless thousands of people...
[13:54:07] [/color][color=Cyan]<Grok> prepared for
[/color][color=White][13:54:07] [/color][color=Cyan]<Grok> Defense Advanced Research Projects Agency
[/color][color=White][13:54:08] [/color][color=Cyan]<Grok> Information Processing Techniques Office
[/color][color=White][13:54:15] <[/color][color=Yellow]hismajesty.[/color][color=White]> Total, what was the point of making your intro song seperate from the flash. It's ugly looking at the little bar. And also you're charging to install portals for people?
[13:54:18] <[/color][color=Yellow]Yoni[vL]@Azeroth[/color][color=White]> you're violating army rules
[13:54:19] <[/color][color=Yellow][vL]Kp[/color][color=White]> (This is very bad. Verisign almost got knocked out for violating convention.)
[13:54:26] [/color][color=Lime]Talking-tampon@Azeroth joined the channel using Warcraft III: The Frozen Throne (level 7, best race undead, icon crypt fiend, clan TCP).
[/color][color=White][13:54:35] [/color][color=Cyan]<Grok> another TCP just arrived.
[/color][color=White][13:54:39] <[/color][color=Yellow]Yoni[vL]@Azeroth[/color][color=White]> incoming session
[13:54:41] [/color][color=Cyan]<Grok> I received notification.
[/color][color=White][13:54:49] <[/color][color=Yellow]Yoni[vL]@Azeroth[/color][color=White]> tampon: ACK
[13:54:54] [/color][color=Cyan]<Grok> hehe thanks YOni
[/color][color=White][13:55:03] [/color][color=DarkGreen](BotNet)[/color][color=Cyan] <Grok> i was going to do that :P
[/color][color=White][13:55:05] <[/color][color=Yellow]Hostile[/color][color=White]> hmm
[13:55:09] <[/color][color=Yellow][vL]Kp[/color][color=White]> Not going to SYN in response too?
[13:55:24] [/color][color=Gray]Ad-banner is now ad000aa0.smk.
[/color][color=White][13:55:36] <[/color][color=Yellow]Yoni[vL]@Azeroth[/color][color=White]> no, we're violating standards, Kp
[13:55:37] <[/color][color=Yellow]Hostile[/color][color=White]> Will you guys let me in TCP if I become: Tackle-Hostile@Azeroth?
[13:55:40] <[/color][color=Yellow][vL]Kp[/color][color=White]> oh ok
[13:55:50] <[/color][color=Yellow]Total-Assault@Azeroth[/color][color=White]> maybe
[13:55:55] <[/color][color=Yellow]Total-Assault@Azeroth[/color][color=White]> if ur lvl 8 and icon
[13:55:56] <[/color][color=Yellow]Yoni[vL]@Azeroth[/color][color=White]> in fact, i'll do a PSH+RST followed by SYN+FIN
[13:56:01] <[/color][color=Yellow]Yoni[vL]@Azeroth[/color][color=White]> see how you handle THAT
[13:56:06] <[/color][color=Yellow]hismajesty.[/color][color=White]> [1:58:23 PM] <From: Total-Assault@Azeroth> yea i got 28 wc3 cd-keys for creating na-clan.com altogether registering domain and all
[13:56:09] <[/color][color=Yellow]hismajesty.[/color][color=White]> hmm...what a waste
[13:56:11] <[/color][color=Yellow][vL]Kp[/color][color=White]> Hostile, are you qualified to ensure elivery or, faliling to deliver, report the error?
[13:56:16] <[/color][color=Yellow][vL]Kp[/color][color=White]> * ensure delivery
[13:56:36] [/color][color=Cyan]<Grok> The TCP is able to transfer a continuous stream of octets in each direction between its users by packaging some number of
[/color][color=White][13:56:37] [/color][color=Cyan]<Grok> octets into segments for transmission through the internet system. In this stream mode, the TCPs decide when to block
[/color][color=White][13:56:39] [/color][color=Cyan]<Grok> and forward data at their own convenience.
[/color][color=White][13:56:39] <[/color][color=Yellow][vL]Kp[/color][color=White]> * failing
[13:56:40] <[/color][color=Yellow]Hostile[/color][color=White]> I can learn!
[13:56:41] <[/color][color=Yellow]Hostile[/color][color=White]> :p
[13:56:52] <[/color][color=Yellow]hismajesty.[/color][color=White]> Oh oh oh I want to join TCP too!
[13:56:55] [/color][color=Cyan]<Grok> TCPs have ALL the fun!
[/color][color=White][13:57:07] <[/color][color=Yellow][vL]Kp[/color][color=White]> Being in UDP is easier...
[13:57:12] <[/color][color=Yellow][vL]Kp[/color][color=White]> No requirement that you actually deliver ;p
[13:57:14] [/color][color=Cyan]<Grok> UDPs are slackers.
[/color][color=White][13:57:14] <[/color][color=Yellow]Hostile[/color][color=White]> ya
[13:57:21] [/color][color=Cyan]<Grok> they dont care about anything.
[/color][color=White][13:57:22] <[/color][color=Yellow][vL]Kp[/color][color=White]> yeah, can drop stuff when you get overworked
[13:57:28] <[/color][color=Yellow]Total-Assault@Azeroth[/color][color=White]> ENUFF ABOUT NETWORKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[13:57:36] <[/color][color=Yellow][vL]Kp[/color][color=White]> hmm?
[13:57:46] <[/color][color=Yellow][vL]Kp[/color][color=White]> You're the one that started it, naming your clan after a network protocol.
[13:57:47] <[/color][color=Yellow]Yoni[vL]@Azeroth[/color][color=White]> the link is lost
[13:58:00] <[/color][color=Yellow]Hostile[/color][color=White]> Should we talk about its software interaction instead?
[13:58:05] <[/color][color=Yellow]hismajesty.[/color][color=White]> Total: Why do you care if they talk about your clan?
[13:58:06] <[/color][color=Yellow]Total-Assault@Azeroth[/color][color=White]> thats not wat it stands for
[13:58:09] <[/color][color=Yellow]hismajesty.[/color][color=White]> Are you ashamed of your clan?
[13:58:13] [/color][color=Cyan]<Grok> TCP assumes it can obtain a simple, potentially unreliable datagram service from the lower level protocols.
[/color][color=White][13:58:24] <[/color][color=Yellow][vL]Kp[/color][color=White]> Yes, it is. You really should know better than to go trying to reassign an agreed-upon acronym.
[13:58:25] [/color][color=Gray]Ad-banner is now ad000ab2.smk.
[/color][color=White][13:58:28] <[/color][color=Yellow]hismajesty.[/color][color=White]> TCP uses a retransmission strategy to insure that data will not be lost in transmission
[13:58:36] <[/color][color=Yellow]Total-Assault@Azeroth[/color][color=White]> IT STANDS FOR TWISTED CLOWN POSSE
[13:58:42] <[/color][color=Yellow]hismajesty.[/color][color=White]> No it doesn't!
[13:58:48] [/color][color=Cyan]<Grok> heh, that's funny.
[/color][color=White][13:58:50] <[/color][color=Yellow]Total-Assault@Azeroth[/color][color=White]> THE CLAN NAMKE DOES
[13:58:53] <[/color][color=Yellow]Hostile[/color][color=White]> grok I dont know about you but I think we should tell IP to stop interacting with them
[13:58:53] <[/color][color=Yellow]Total-Assault@Azeroth[/color][color=White]> name*
[13:58:53] <[/color][color=Yellow]Yoni[vL]@Azeroth[/color][color=White]> wow, that would be a disappointment to the thousands of ISPs out there
[13:58:54] <[/color][color=Yellow][vL]Kp[/color][color=White]> Trust us, that's not what it stands for. TCP has always meant Transmission Control Protocol.
[13:58:56] [/color][color=Cyan]<Grok> you're clowning around, right?
[/color][color=White][13:58:56] <[/color][color=Yellow]Yoni[vL]@Azeroth[/color][color=White]> they've been wrong all along
[13:58:59] <[/color][color=Yellow]hismajesty.[/color][color=White]> Transmission Control Protocol.
[13:59:06] [/color][color=Cyan]<Grok> what a twisted joke.
[/color][color=White][13:59:31] [/color][color=Cyan]<Grok> Kp: just since 1980.
[/color][color=White][13:59:31] [/color][color=Yellow]Talking-tampon was kicked out of the channel by [vL] (idle).
[/color][color=White][13:59:31] [/color][color=Lime]Talking-tampon@Azeroth left the channel.
[/color][color=White][13:59:33] <[/color][color=Yellow]Hostile[/color][color=White]> what does TCP stand for then?
[13:59:34] <[/color][color=Yellow][vL]Kp[/color][color=White]> Maybe you should rename your clan, to prevent future confusion
[13:59:41] <[/color][color=Yellow][vL]Kp[/color][color=White]> Grok: what was it before then? ;p
[13:59:45] [/color][color=Cyan]<Grok> NCP
[/color][color=White][13:59:58] <[/color][color=Yellow]Hostile[/color][color=White]> =)
[14:00:00] <[/color][color=Yellow]Total-Assault@Azeroth[/color][color=White]> AND VL HAS ALWAYS STOOD FOR vague life
[14:00:07] <[/color][color=Yellow]Hostile[/color][color=White]> no...
[14:00:09] <[/color][color=Yellow][vL]Kp[/color][color=White]> No, we haven't.
[14:00:30] <[/color][color=Yellow][vL]Kp[/color][color=White]> Perhaps you should go find an RFC that defines our name if you're unclear.
[14:00:39] <[/color][color=Yellow]Total-Assault@Azeroth[/color][color=White]> how u guy get the active channel window on ur website?
[14:00:46] <[/color][color=Yellow][vL]Kp[/color][color=White]> Via a TCP stream *g*
[14:00:47] <[/color][color=Yellow]Total-Assault@Azeroth[/color][color=White]> is it linked to sternal chat?
[14:00:52] <[/color][color=Yellow]Hostile[/color][color=White]> lol
[14:00:52] <[/color][color=Yellow]Total-Assault@Azeroth[/color][color=White]> eternal*
[14:00:58] <[/color][color=Yellow]hismajesty.[/color][color=White]> hehe
[14:00:58] <[/color][color=Yellow]Hostile[/color][color=White]> Hardly
[14:01:01] <[/color][color=Yellow]hismajesty.[/color][color=White]> it stands for vague latin
[14:01:04] <[/color][color=Yellow]hismajesty.[/color][color=White]> http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=vL
[14:01:10] <[/color][color=Yellow]hismajesty.[/color][color=White]> vulgar*
[14:01:20] <[/color][color=Yellow]hismajesty.[/color][color=White]> The common speech of the ancient Romans, which is distinguished from standard literary Latin and is the ancestor of the Romance languages.
[14:01:26] [/color][color=Gray]Ad-banner is now ad000a9c.smk.
[/color][color=White][14:01:31] <[/color][color=Yellow]Yoni[vL]@Azeroth[/color][color=White]> hey ese
[14:01:34] <[/color][color=Yellow]Hostile[/color][color=White]> thats ok hismajesty. Kp stands for Korean Pride and you dont see much of that in him either.
[14:01:38] <[/color][color=Yellow]Hostile[/color][color=White]> :x
[14:01:43] <[/color][color=Yellow]hismajesty.[/color][color=White]> lol
[14:01:45] <[/color][color=Yellow]Total-Assault@Azeroth[/color][color=White]> WTF IS THIS CLAN A BUNCH OF NERDS?
[14:01:48] <[/color][color=Yellow]Yoni[vL]@Azeroth[/color][color=White]> Yes.
[14:01:51] [/color][color=Cyan]<Grok> Yes.
[/color][color=White][14:01:52] <[/color][color=Yellow]Total-Assault@Azeroth[/color][color=White]> lol
[14:01:53] <[/color][color=Yellow][vL]Kp[/color][color=White]> You sound surprised.
[14:01:56] <[/color][color=Yellow]Total-Assault@Azeroth[/color][color=White]> at least they admit it
[14:02:00] <[/color][color=Yellow]Hostile[/color][color=White]> isn't it obvious?
[14:02:03] <[/color][color=Yellow][vL]Kp[/color][color=White]> Admit? We claim it.
[14:02:25] <[/color][color=Yellow]hismajesty.[/color][color=White]> Take pride in your nerdness!
[14:02:32] [/color][color=Cyan]<Grok> who's he talking to when he says "at least they"?
[/color][color=White][14:02:34] <[/color][color=Yellow][vL]Kp[/color][color=White]> Can your delivery clan truthfully claim some role for itself beyond Internet couriers?
[14:02:36] <[/color][color=Yellow]Total-Assault@Azeroth[/color][color=White]> AND UR GAYNESS SUCK MY COCK
[14:02:47] <[/color][color=Yellow]Hostile[/color][color=White]> I prefere being a dork but you guys should be true to your kind.
[14:02:52] [/color][color=Cyan]<Grok> You're a nerd too, mr TCP packet.
[/color][color=White][14:02:58] <[/color][color=Yellow]hismajesty.[/color][color=White]> Why would you want guys doing something like that to you?
[14:02:59] <[/color][color=Yellow][vL]Kp[/color][color=White]> (which is not strictly true either, but we'll let you fudge a bit
[14:03:03] <[/color][color=Yellow][vL]Kp[/color][color=White]> * bit)
[14:03:05] <[/color][color=Yellow]hismajesty.[/color][color=White]> Yes, who names their clan TCP if they're not a nerd?
[14:03:05] [/color][color=Lime]Total-Assault@Azeroth left the channel.
[/color][color=White][14:04:19] [/color][color=Lime]Total-Assault@Azeroth joined the channel using Warcraft III: The Frozen Throne (level 9, best race orcs, icon headhunter, clan TCP).
[/color][color=White][14:04:20] <[/color][color=Yellow]Total-Assault@Azeroth[/color][color=White]> hey
[14:04:25] <[/color][color=Yellow]hismajesty.[/color][color=White]> Hi
[14:04:26] [/color][color=Cyan]<Grok> that was the most clueless visitor we've had in a while too. he's back.
[/color][color=White][14:04:30] <[/color][color=Yellow]hismajesty.[/color][color=White]> Why'd you leave?
[14:04:31] <[/color][color=Yellow]Total-Assault@Azeroth[/color][color=White]> you guys work wit phpbb at all?
[14:04:37] <[/color][color=Yellow]hismajesty.[/color][color=White]> Ensuring that you delever everything on time?
[14:04:39] <[/color][color=Yellow]hismajesty.[/color][color=White]> deliver*
[14:04:43] <[/color][color=Yellow][vL]Kp[/color][color=White]> Whoa, he's back
[14:04:43] <[/color][color=Yellow]Yoni[vL]@Azeroth[/color][color=White]> We often work our wit yes
[14:04:44] <[/color][color=Yellow]Hostile[/color][color=White]> Welcome back!
[14:04:44] [/color][color=Cyan]<Grok> yabb dont we?
[/color][color=White][14:04:51] <[/color][color=Yellow][vL]Kp[/color][color=White]> I thought he'd crashed. :-(
[14:05:05] <[/color][color=Yellow]BinaryChat[/color][color=White]> Thing used phpBB for my boards.
[14:05:26] [/color][color=Cyan]<Grok> he's such a violator. we ack and he never completes the handshake.
[/color][color=White][14:05:31] <[/color][color=Yellow]Total-Assault@Azeroth[/color][color=White]> u guys go on smartor.is-root.com at all?
[14:05:33] <[/color][color=Yellow][vL]Kp[/color][color=White]> I don't see why we should help anyone who doesn't even know the proper meaning of his own name *sniff*
[14:06:30] <[/color][color=Yellow]hismajesty.[/color][color=White]> I see...
[14:06:38] <[/color][color=Yellow]hismajesty.[/color][color=White]> So Mr. TCP what is smartor.is-root.com ?
[14:06:46] <[/color][color=Yellow][vL]Kp[/color][color=White]> Misspelled, I'd say
[14:07:07] <[/color][color=Yellow]hismajesty.[/color][color=White]> hdh
[14:07:08] <[/color][color=Yellow]hismajesty.[/color][color=White]> heh*
[14:07:38] [/color][color=Cyan]<Grok> SYN ACK FIN plz. Where's our damn FIN?
[/color][color=White][14:07:45] <[/color][color=Yellow]Yoni[vL]@Azeroth[/color][color=White]> on the SHARK
[14:09:52] [/color][color=Cyan]<Grok> going to have to block SYNs from Clan TCP if they refuse to FIN.
[/color][color=White][14:09:59] <[/color][color=Yellow]hismajesty.[/color][color=White]> Where did Total-Assault go?
[14:10:08] [/color][color=Cyan]<Grok> bottom of the user list.
[/color][color=White][14:10:14] <[/color][color=Yellow]BinaryChat[/color][color=White]> He's AFK, ban him, quicily!
[14:10:19] <[/color][color=Yellow]BinaryChat[/color][color=White]> quickly*
[14:10:33] [/color][color=Yellow]Total-Assault was banned by [vL] (idle).
[/color][color=White][14:10:33] [/color][color=Lime]Total-Assault@Azeroth left the channel.
[/color][color=White][14:10:34] [/color][color=Cyan]<Grok> i'm waiting for the connection request to time out.
[/color][color=White][14:10:37] [/color][color=Cyan]<Grok> ah, done.
[/color][color=White][14:10:40] <[/color][color=Yellow][vL]Kp[/color][color=White]> heh
[14:10:48] [/color][color=DarkGreen](BotNet)[/color][color=Cyan] <Grok> how timely :)
[/color][color=White][14:10:52] <[/color][color=Yellow]hismajesty.[/color][color=White]> I was wondering when that was going to happen.
[14:10:53] [/color][color=DarkGreen](BotNet)[/color][color=White] <[/color][color=Yellow][vL]Kp[/color][color=White]> Yup[/color]

hahaha incredibly good read! :)

I laughed, I cried.

I miss him.

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[quote]
[5:40:14 PM] <From: Yoni[vL]@Azeroth> ok honey, wanna cyber?
[5:40:58 PM] <To: Yoni[vL]@Azeroth> YES! :)
[5:41:06 PM] <From: Yoni[vL]@Azeroth> GO AWAY YOU PERVERT
[5:43:19 PM] <To: Yoni[vL]@Azeroth> YOU CAN'T TOUCH ME, YOU'RE NOT A PRIEST!
[/quote]
:-*
[/quote]

I was on Backstage@Azeroth, Yoni was on BNLS@Azeroth:

[color=white][18:45:56][/color] [color=008080]/m BNLS This is AdrianL, please send me your CDkeys immediately![/color]
[color=white][18:45:56][/color] [color=00FFFF]<To: [/color][color=00FA9A]BNLS[/color][color=00FFFF]> This is AdrianL, please send me your CDkeys immediately![/color]
[color=white][18:46:08][/color] [color=00FFFF]<From: [/color][color=00FA9A]BNLS[/color][color=00FFFF]> ok honey, wanna cyber?[/color]
[color=white][18:46:13][/color] [color=008080]/reply sure[/color]
[color=white][18:46:14][/color] [color=00FFFF]<To: [/color][color=00FA9A]BNLS[/color][color=00FFFF]> sure[/color]
[color=white][18:46:16][/color] [color=00FFFF]<From: [/color][color=00FA9A]BNLS[/color][color=00FFFF]> k[/color]
[color=white][18:47:34][/color] [color=008080]/m BNLS I'm 21[/color]
[color=white][18:47:34][/color] [color=00FFFF]<To: [/color][color=00FA9A]BNLS[/color][color=00FFFF]> I'm 21[/color]
[color=white][18:47:49][/color] [color=008080]/reply How old are you sexy?[/color]
[color=white][18:47:49][/color] [color=00FFFF]<To: [/color][color=00FA9A]BNLS[/color][color=00FFFF]> How old are you sexy?[/color]
[color=white][18:48:00][/color] [color=00FFFF]<From: [/color][color=00FA9A]BNLS[/color][color=00FFFF]> 76[/color]
[color=white][18:48:14][/color] [color=00FFFF]<From: [/color][color=00FA9A]BNLS[/color][color=00FFFF]> do you like older men?[/color]
[color=white][18:48:21][/color] [color=008080]/reply Oh yeah[/color]
[color=white][18:48:21][/color] [color=00FFFF]<To: [/color][color=00FA9A]BNLS[/color][color=00FFFF]> Oh yeah[/color]
[color=white][18:48:48][/color] [color=00FFFF]<From: [/color][color=00FA9A]BNLS[/color][color=00FFFF]> brb heart attack[/color]
[color=white][18:48:56][/color] [color=008080]/reply K[/color]
[color=white][18:48:56][/color] [color=00FFFF]<To: [/color][color=00FA9A]BNLS[/color][color=00FFFF]> K[/color]

[quote author=UserLoser. link=board=2;threadid=18;start=120#msg32523 date=1070153895]
[color=00FFFF]<From:[/color][color=00FA9A] BNLS[/color][color=00FFFF]> brb heart attack[/color]
[/quote]

haha

Yoni is such a slut, first he wants to cyber with me..now you...I'm crushed.

[quote author=UserLoser. link=board=2;threadid=18;start=120#msg32523 date=1070153895]
[quote author=hismajesty link=board=2;threadid=18;start=105#msg27130 date=1067821340]
[quote]
[5:40:14 PM] <From: Yoni[vL]@Azeroth> ok honey, wanna cyber?
[5:40:58 PM] <To: Yoni[vL]@Azeroth> YES! :)
[5:41:06 PM] <From: Yoni[vL]@Azeroth> GO AWAY YOU PERVERT
[5:43:19 PM] <To: Yoni[vL]@Azeroth> YOU CAN'T TOUCH ME, YOU'RE NOT A PRIEST!
[/quote]
:-*
[/quote]

I was on Backstage@Azeroth, Yoni was on BNLS@Azeroth:

[color=white][18:45:56][/color] [color=008080]/m BNLS This is AdrianL, please send me your CDkeys immediately![/color]
[color=white][18:45:56][/color] [color=00FFFF]<To: [/color][color=00FA9A]BNLS[/color][color=00FFFF]> This is AdrianL, please send me your CDkeys immediately![/color]
[color=white][18:46:08][/color] [color=00FFFF]<From: [/color][color=00FA9A]BNLS[/color][color=00FFFF]> ok honey, wanna cyber?[/color]
[color=white][18:46:13][/color] [color=008080]/reply sure[/color]
[color=white][18:46:14][/color] [color=00FFFF]<To: [/color][color=00FA9A]BNLS[/color][color=00FFFF]> sure[/color]
[color=white][18:46:16][/color] [color=00FFFF]<From: [/color][color=00FA9A]BNLS[/color][color=00FFFF]> k[/color]
[color=white][18:47:34][/color] [color=008080]/m BNLS I'm 21[/color]
[color=white][18:47:34][/color] [color=00FFFF]<To: [/color][color=00FA9A]BNLS[/color][color=00FFFF]> I'm 21[/color]
[color=white][18:47:49][/color] [color=008080]/reply How old are you sexy?[/color]
[color=white][18:47:49][/color] [color=00FFFF]<To: [/color][color=00FA9A]BNLS[/color][color=00FFFF]> How old are you sexy?[/color]
[color=white][18:48:00][/color] [color=00FFFF]<From: [/color][color=00FA9A]BNLS[/color][color=00FFFF]> 76[/color]
[color=white][18:48:14][/color] [color=00FFFF]<From: [/color][color=00FA9A]BNLS[/color][color=00FFFF]> do you like older men?[/color]
[color=white][18:48:21][/color] [color=008080]/reply Oh yeah[/color]
[color=white][18:48:21][/color] [color=00FFFF]<To: [/color][color=00FA9A]BNLS[/color][color=00FFFF]> Oh yeah[/color]
[color=white][18:48:48][/color] [color=00FFFF]<From: [/color][color=00FA9A]BNLS[/color][color=00FFFF]> brb heart attack[/color]
[color=white][18:48:56][/color] [color=008080]/reply K[/color]
[color=white][18:48:56][/color] [color=00FFFF]<To: [/color][color=00FA9A]BNLS[/color][color=00FFFF]> K[/color]
[/quote]
"brb heart attack"
ROFL!~

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[19:25:39] <DarkMinion[vL]@Azeroth> http://msdn.microsoft.com/library/default.asp?url=/library/en-us/vclib/html/_crt_string_manipulation.asp
[19:25:54] <DarkMinion[vL]@Azeroth> Has every string manipulation function defined in string.h
[19:25:58] <l)ark_Archon> im to lazy to type that
[19:26:04] <l)ark_Archon> can u copy that in ur profile
[19:26:07] <l)ark_Archon> so i can click it
[19:26:11] <l)ark_Archon> as a link
[19:26:11] <Arta> oh for crying out loud
[19:26:13] <DarkMinion[vL]@Azeroth> What gay bot are you using
[19:26:19] <l)ark_Archon> im not on a bot
[19:26:21] <DarkMinion[vL]@Azeroth> That you can't click on it in the chat window
[19:26:22] <l)ark_Archon> sorry
[19:26:42] <DarkMinion[vL]@Azeroth> Bah you'll have to type it out
[19:26:43] <l)ark_Archon> lol
[19:26:48] <DarkMinion[vL]@Azeroth> I can't edit my profile
[19:26:50] <l)ark_Archon> Hey come on now
[19:26:51] <l)ark_Archon> lol
[19:27:00] <Hostile> lol, What kind of gay bot are you using DM ^^!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[19:27:04] <DarkMinion[vL]@Azeroth> lol
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Haha ;D

[quote][20:40:16] meoX.@Azeroth joined the channel using an unknown client (statstring PX3W 1H3W 5), with a ping time of 63ms and flags of 0.
[20:40:24] <meoX.@Azeroth> SKYWING U THERE?
[20:40:53] <meoX.@Azeroth> SKYWING
[20:41:00] <meoX.@Azeroth> HEAR U FUCKING TALK SHIT ?
[20:41:11] <meoX.@Azeroth> 1V1 FAGGOT?
[20:41:17] <meoX.@Azeroth> 1V1 MY BARB BITCH?
[20:41:48] <meoX.@Azeroth> FUCK U FAGGOTS
[20:41:52] <meoX.@Azeroth> FUCKING NERDS
[20:41:52] meoX. was banned by [vL] (spam).
[20:41:52] meoX.@Azeroth left the channel.[/quote]

As I thought this was funny, I decided to have a little more fun with him:

[quote]
[20:43:25] Joining channel you suck (flags 0x00000000).
[20:43:25] Mr.Raza is here using Starcraft (15 normal game wins), with a ping time of 47ms and flags of 10.
[20:43:33] meoX.@Azeroth is using Warcraft III The Frozen Throne in a private channel.
[20:43:41] <To: meoX.@Azeroth> come on
[20:43:46] meoX.@Azeroth joined the channel using an unknown client (statstring PX3W 1H3W 5), with a ping time of 63ms and flags of 0.
[20:43:47] <meoX.@Azeroth> FUCK OFF
[20:43:51] <Mr.Raza> werd yo
[20:43:56] <Mr.Raza> FUCK YOU
[20:43:57] <meoX.@Azeroth> FUCK OFF N00B
[20:43:59] <meoX.@Azeroth> FUCK U FAGG
[20:44:01] <Mr.Raza> FUCK YOU
[20:44:02] <meoX.@Azeroth> FUCKING START SHIT
[20:44:04] <meoX.@Azeroth> FUCK U COCK SUCKER
[20:44:05] <Mr.Raza> FUCK YOU
[20:44:06] <meoX.@Azeroth> FUCK OFF
[20:44:09] <meoX.@Azeroth> FUCK OFF NIGGER LOVER
[20:44:10] <Mr.Raza> FUCK YOU
[20:44:14] <Mr.Raza> fuceker
[20:44:14] <meoX.@Azeroth> COCK SUCKING NIGGER LOVER
[20:44:15] <Mr.Raza> FUCK YOU
[20:44:18] <meoX.@Azeroth> FUCK OFF
[20:44:22] <meoX.@Azeroth> COCK SUCKING NIGGER
[20:44:24] <Mr.Raza> YOU FUCK OFF
[20:44:25] <meoX.@Azeroth> UFKCOFO UFKFO FCUFKC OFF
[20:44:27] <meoX.@Azeroth> FUCK U
[20:44:28] <meoX.@Azeroth> FAGGOTS
[20:44:28] <meoX.@Azeroth> FUCK U
[20:44:31] <meoX.@Azeroth> FAGGOT FUCK OFF
[20:44:31] <Mr.Raza> DONT FUCK WITH ME
[20:44:38] <meoX.@Azeroth> FUCKING FUCK OFF NERD COCK SUCKING JEW
[20:44:44] Deserted[L2K] joined the channel using Starcraft: Brood War (2 normal game wins), with a ping time of 15ms and flags of 0.
[20:44:46] <meoX.@Azeroth> FUCK OFF
[20:44:47] <Deserted[L2K]> HI
[20:44:47] <Mr.Raza> FUCCCCK YOOU
[20:44:47] <meoX.@Azeroth> RAZA
[20:44:49] <meoX.@Azeroth> COCK SUCKER
[20:44:50] <Deserted[L2K]> lol
[20:44:50] <meoX.@Azeroth> FUCK U FAGGOT
[20:44:53] <Mr.Raza> FUC YOU BITCH
[20:44:59] <meoX.@Azeroth> STAR TSHIT?
[20:45:01] <meoX.@Azeroth> START SHIT NERD
[20:45:01] <Mr.Raza> FUCK ALL OF YOU
[20:45:03] <Deserted[L2K]> lol
[20:45:03] <meoX.@Azeroth> FUCK OFF
[20:45:05] <meoX.@Azeroth> WHOE
[20:45:06] <meoX.@Azeroth> WHORE
[20:45:06] Deserted[L2K] left the channel.
[20:45:07] <Mr.Raza> IM STARTING SHIT BITCH
[20:45:09] <meoX.@Azeroth> IM HACKING U
[20:45:13] <meoX.@Azeroth> FAGGOT STFU
[20:45:15] <Mr.Raza> NOOOOOOOOO
[20:45:19] meoX.@Azeroth left the channel.
[/quote]

lmao ^^

h4r~

[color=White][20:33:19] <[/color][color=Yellow]Yoni[vL][/color][color=White]> jigsaw, i want a divorce
[20:33:22] <[/color][color=Yellow]JIGSAW[vL]#2[/color][color=White]> no
[20:33:25] <[/color][color=Yellow]JIGSAW[vL]#2[/color][color=White]> why
[20:33:28] <[/color][color=Yellow]Yoni[vL][/color][color=White]> i have a feeling there's someone else
[20:33:45] <[/color][color=Yellow]Yoni[vL][/color][color=White]> tell me the truth jigsaw
[20:33:46] <[/color][color=Yellow]JIGSAW[vL]#2[/color][color=White]> yoni
[20:33:49] <[/color][color=Yellow]JIGSAW[vL]#2[/color][color=White]> there is
[20:33:49] <[/color][color=Yellow]hismajesty.[/color][color=White]> Yes Yoni, it sucks not being Jewish. :(
[20:33:53] <[/color][color=Yellow]JIGSAW[vL]#2[/color][color=White]> his name is earle
[20:33:59] <[/color][color=Yellow]JIGSAW[vL]#2[/color][color=White]> he works on carbureters
[20:34:12] <[/color][color=Yellow]JIGSAW[vL]#2[/color][color=White]> and he cooks a mean stove-top stuffing
[20:34:15] <[/color][color=Yellow]Yoni[vL][/color][color=White]> and just how long have you been doing math with him?
[20:34:19] <[/color][color=Yellow]JIGSAW[vL]#2[/color][color=White]> and he can fill my void...
[20:34:23] <[/color][color=Yellow]JIGSAW[vL]#2[/color][color=White]> ...in myheart.
[20:34:40] <[/color][color=Yellow]JIGSAW[vL]#2[/color][color=White]> ive been calculating anyltic geometry with him for years
[20:34:45] <[/color][color=Yellow]JIGSAW[vL]#2[/color][color=White]> secretly in his lair.
[20:34:49] <[/color][color=Yellow]Yoni[vL][/color][color=White]> omg you never told me
[20:34:53] <[/color][color=Yellow]JIGSAW[vL]#2[/color][color=White]> with a TI-24 plus
[20:35:07] <[/color][color=Yellow]Yoni[vL][/color][color=White]> you should have been open about it, you know how open minded i am
[20:35:11] <[/color][color=Yellow]Yoni[vL][/color][color=White]> we could have had a threesome
[20:35:12] <[/color][color=Yellow]JIGSAW[vL]#2[/color][color=White]> yes
[20:35:28] <[/color][color=Yellow]JIGSAW[vL]#2[/color][color=White]> i pondered throwing in a little bit of advanced linear algebra, but i thought it wads too risly
[20:35:33] <[/color][color=Yellow]JIGSAW[vL]#2[/color][color=White]> i didnt wnat you to know
[20:36:05] <[/color][color=Yellow]Yoni[vL][/color][color=White]> my emotions are deeply hurt
[20:36:10] <[/color][color=Yellow]JIGSAW[vL]#2[/color][color=White]> your emotions a re hurt
[/color][color=Black][/color]

Poor Yoni. :'(

[color=#FFFFFF][21:45:11] <[/color][color=#FFFF00]BNET.ReP[/color][color=#FFFFFF]> is it possible to still make a mineral hack for sc
[21:45:25] [/color][color=#00FFFF]<[vL]Grok> Still? yes, for single player.
[/color][color=#FFFFFF][21:45:31] <[/color][color=#FFFF00]BNET.ReP[/color][color=#FFFFFF]> i know that
[21:45:40] [/color][color=#00FFFF]<[vL]Grok> or possible for multiplayer if all players are running same hack.
[/color][color=#FFFFFF][21:45:40] <[/color][color=#FFFF00]MacBinaryBot[/color][color=#FFFFFF]> Then why ask?
[21:45:41] <[/color][color=#FFFF00]BNET.ReP[/color][color=#FFFFFF]> i ahve made one for that
[21:45:56] [/color][color=#00FFFF]<[vL]Grok> But to my knowledge, nobody has implemented the multiplayer version.
[/color][color=#FFFFFF][21:46:00] <[/color][color=#FFFF00]BNET.ReP[/color][color=#FFFFFF]> but there must be a way for multiplayer
[21:46:07] [/color][color=#00FFFF]<[vL]Grok> Yes, I just said how.
[/color][color=#FFFFFF][21:46:20] <[/color][color=#FFFF00]BNET.ReP[/color][color=#FFFFFF]> but other than that
[21:46:39] [/color][color=#00FFFF]<[vL]Grok> It has also been explained on Blizzard forums repeatedly. As well as every other fansite forum.
[/color][color=#FFFFFF][21:46:42] <[/color][color=#FFFF00]BNET.ReP[/color][color=#FFFFFF]> there must be hole somewhere in the value checks
[21:47:17] <[/color][color=#FFFF00]MacBinaryBot[/color][color=#FFFFFF]> Why don't you try and find that hole?
[21:47:35] <[/color][color=#FFFF00]BNET.ReP[/color][color=#FFFFFF]> im not to good
[21:47:37] <[/color][color=#FFFF00]BNET.ReP[/color][color=#FFFFFF]> lol
[21:47:41] [/color][color=#00FFFF]<[vL]Grok> I'm not comfortable discussing hacking with a bnet.rep.
[/color][color=#FFFFFF][21:47:47] <[/color][color=#FFFF00]BNET.ReP[/color][color=#FFFFFF]> lol
[21:48:18] <[/color][color=#FFFF00]BNET.ReP[/color][color=#FFFFFF]> this name is for tricking lamers like myself
[21:48:21] <[/color][color=#FFFF00]BNET.ReP[/color][color=#FFFFFF]> see
[21:48:25] <[/color][color=#FFFF00]BNET.ReP We have been currently having porblems with people stealing CD-KEYS. So to protect your cd key you must register it by type /m BNET-REP register (cdkey in here). Thank you and safe playing.[/color][color=#FFFFFF]>
[21:48:27] [/color][color=#00FFFF]<[vL]Grok> damn I fell for it.
[/color][color=#FFFFFF][21:48:48] <[/color][color=#FFFF00]BNET.ReP[/color][color=#FFFFFF]> dont laugh to hard at me
[21:48:51] [/color][color=#00FFFF]<[vL]Grok> so basically, they will whisper to wrong person.
[/color][color=#FFFFFF][21:48:57] [/color][color=#00FFFF]<[vL]Grok> and you get no key.
[/color][color=#FFFFFF][21:49:05] <[/color][color=#FFFF00]BNET.ReP[/color][color=#FFFFFF]> lol i spelt it wrong
[21:49:07] <[/color][color=#FFFF00]BNET.ReP[/color][color=#FFFFFF]> omg
[21:49:08] [/color][color=#00FFFF]<[vL]Grok> very clever.
[/color][color=#FFFFFF][21:49:11] <[/color][color=#FFFF00]BNET.ReP[/color][color=#FFFFFF]> wow im lame
[21:49:18] <[/color][color=#FFFF00]BNET.ReP[/color][color=#FFFFFF]> you can ban me
[21:49:27] [/color][color=#00FFFF]<[vL]Grok> i have more evil plans.
[/color]

So mean... :(

[color=white][17:40:42][/color] [color=white]([/color][color=green]BotNet[/color][color=white]) <[/color][color=yellow]User-who-shall-rename-nameless[vL]%1131[/color]> I'll remove your autoban when cuphead gets arrested

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[23:30:00] <MyndFyre> ooh it's the 1337 n3wb from the message boards
[23:30:13] <l]ante> how can you be a 1337 newb?
[23:30:20] <l]ante> thats a oxy moron
[/code]

I feel special :D

[quote author=UserLoser. link=board=2;threadid=18;start=135#msg49309 date=1079236429]
[color=white][17:40:42][/color] [color=white]([/color][color=green]BotNet[/color][color=white]) <[/color][color=yellow]User-who-shall-rename-nameless[vL]%1131[/color]> I'll remove your autoban when cuphead gets arrested
[/quote]

haha, I may have said that at some point, but not on botnet :)

<Spht[vL]> Do you love me?
<P-MayheM-O> yes
<P-MayheM-O> very much
<Spht[vL]> I love you too

[quote author=Archonist link=board=2;threadid=18;start=135#msg50788 date=1079925612]
<Spht[vL]> Do you love me?
<P-MayheM-O> yes
<P-MayheM-O> very much
<Spht[vL]> I love you too

[/quote]

Not funny.

[quote author=MrRaza link=board=2;threadid=18;start=135#msg51338 date=1080105731]
[quote author=Archonist link=board=2;threadid=18;start=135#msg50788 date=1079925612]
<Spht[vL]> Do you love me?
<P-MayheM-O> yes
<P-MayheM-O> very much
<Spht[vL]> I love you too

[/quote]

Not funny.
[/quote]

Even less funny.

[quote author=iago link=board=2;threadid=18;start=135#msg51369 date=1080131739]
[quote author=MrRaza link=board=2;threadid=18;start=135#msg51338 date=1080105731]
[quote author=Archonist link=board=2;threadid=18;start=135#msg50788 date=1079925612]
<Spht[vL]> Do you love me?
<P-MayheM-O> yes
<P-MayheM-O> very much
<Spht[vL]> I love you too

[/quote]

Not funny.
[/quote]

Even less funny.
[/quote]

Even... well, you get the idea...

[quote author=Myndfyre link=board=2;threadid=18;start=135#msg51474 date=1080159148]
[quote author=iago link=board=2;threadid=18;start=135#msg51369 date=1080131739]
[quote author=MrRaza link=board=2;threadid=18;start=135#msg51338 date=1080105731]
[quote author=Archonist link=board=2;threadid=18;start=135#msg50788 date=1079925612]
<Spht[vL]> Do you love me?
<P-MayheM-O> yes
<P-MayheM-O> very much
<Spht[vL]> I love you too

[/quote]

Not funny.
[/quote]

Even less funny.
[/quote]

Even... well, you get the idea...
[/quote]

Slightly more funny in some kind of way... Not truly funny yet though...

Hmmm....

Perhaps a smiley to cheer things up a bit? :P

[color=#FFFFFF][23:08:23] <[/color][color=#FFFF00]Eibro@Azeroth[/color][color=#FFFFFF]> I'm going to make a clan [yL]
[23:08:30] <[/color][color=#FFFF00]Zakath[vL][/color][color=#FFFFFF]> yeti legends?
[23:08:33] <[/color][color=#FFFF00]Eibro@Azeroth[/color][color=#FFFFFF]> YES!!!
[23:08:35] <[/color][color=#FFFF00]DeCa-[/color][color=#FFFFFF]> sounds good
[23:08:37] <[/color][color=#FFFF00]MacBinaryBot[/color][color=#FFFFFF]> Yoni's Legends.
[23:08:40] <[/color][color=#FFFF00]Eibro@Azeroth[/color][color=#FFFFFF]> In the meantime, can I join this clan?
[23:08:45] <[/color][color=#FFFF00]DeCa-[/color][color=#FFFFFF]> Haha[/color]

this isn't really from [vl].. but it is damn funny!

http://www.geocities.com/zimmy4701/lol.txt

I couldn't find the new topic, but eh.

[quote][10:06:17 PM] 3van Has Joined The Channel Using SEXP With A Ping Of 32 And Flags Of 0
[10:06:21 PM] «3van» any 1 here program
[10:06:42 PM] 3van Has Left The Channel.[/quote]

[color=#FFFFFF][05:22:39] [/color][color=#00FF00]PiCk-DaT[DA] joined the channel using Starcraft.
[/color][color=#FFFFFF][05:22:43] <[/color][color=#FFFF00]PiCk-DaT[DA][/color][color=#FFFFFF]> Skywing?
[05:22:47] <[/color][color=#FFFF00]PiCk-DaT[DA][/color][color=#FFFFFF]> yoni?
[05:22:48] <[/color][color=#FFFF00]PiCk-DaT[DA][/color][color=#FFFFFF]> :S
[05:23:00] <[/color][color=#FFFF00]PiCk-DaT[DA][/color][color=#FFFFFF]> god dammit
[05:23:01] <[/color][color=#FFFF00]PiCk-DaT[DA][/color][color=#FFFFFF]> :S
[05:23:10] <[/color][color=#FFFF00]PiCk-DaT[DA][/color][color=#FFFFFF]> I NEED A BNLS ACCOUNT :S
[05:23:20] [/color][color=#00FFFF]<Yoni[vL]> :S
[/color][color=#FFFFFF][05:23:25] <[/color][color=#FFFF00]PiCk-DaT[DA][/color][color=#FFFFFF]> PLZ YONI
[05:23:26] <[/color][color=#FFFF00]PiCk-DaT[DA][/color][color=#FFFFFF]> :D
[05:23:28] [/color][color=#00FFFF]<Yoni[vL]> :'(
[/color][color=#FFFFFF][05:23:31] <[/color][color=#FFFF00]PiCk-DaT[DA][/color][color=#FFFFFF]> ?
[05:23:33] <[/color][color=#FFFF00]PiCk-DaT[DA][/color][color=#FFFFFF]> =[
[05:23:34] [/color][color=#00FFFF]<Yoni[vL]> :|
[/color][color=#FFFFFF][05:23:36] [/color][color=#00FF00]W&aReZ joined the channel using Starcraft: Brood War.
[/color][color=#FFFFFF][05:23:36] <[/color][color=#FFFF00]PiCk-DaT[DA][/color][color=#FFFFFF]> plz plz plz
[05:23:38] <[/color][color=#FFFF00]PiCk-DaT[DA][/color][color=#FFFFFF]> :D
[05:23:40] [/color][color=#00FFFF]<Yoni[vL]> :X
[/color][color=#FFFFFF][05:23:41] <[/color][color=#FFFF00]PiCk-DaT[DA][/color][color=#FFFFFF]> plzpzlpzlpzlpzlpzlzp
[05:23:44] <[/color][color=#FFFF00]PiCk-DaT[DA][/color][color=#FFFFFF]> :o
[05:23:51] <[/color][color=#FFFF00]PiCk-DaT[DA][/color][color=#FFFFFF]> ~.~a
[05:23:52] [/color][color=#00FFFF]<Yoni[vL]> .ban *da* :Y
[/color][color=#FFFFFF][05:23:52] [/color][color=#FFFF00]PiCk-DaT[DA] was banned by [vL] (:Y).
[/color][color=#FFFFFF][05:23:52] [/color][color=#00FF00]PiCk-DaT[DA] left the channel.
[/color][color=#FFFFFF][05:23:56] <[/color][color=#FFFF00]W&aReZ[/color][color=#FFFFFF]> lol
[05:24:04] [/color][color=#006FFF]<From: [/color][color=#FFFF00]PiCk-DaT[DA][/color][color=#006FFF]> ? :(
[/color][color=#FFFFFF][05:24:08] [/color][color=#006FFF]<To: [/color][color=#FFFF00]PiCk-DaT[DA][/color][color=#006FFF]> =)
[/color]

(Thanks to Grok for coloring app)
Edit: Checked "don't like smilies" box...

Return of 3van...

[color=#FFFFFF][23:33:23] [/color][color=#32FF32]3van@USEast joined the channel using Starcraft: Brood War.
[/color][color=#FFFFFF][23:33:25] <[/color][color=#32FF96]3van@USEast[/color][color=#FFFFFF]> any1 here program
[23:33:28] <[/color][color=#32FF96]3van@USEast[/color][color=#FFFFFF]> Well ofcaorse
[23:33:29] <[/color][color=#32FF96]3van@USEast[/color][color=#FFFFFF]> but
[23:33:33] <[/color][color=#32FF96]3van@USEast[/color][color=#FFFFFF]> any 1 willing 2 help me
[23:33:34] <[/color][color=#32FF96]3van@USEast[/color][color=#FFFFFF]> ^
[23:33:35] <[/color][color=#32FF96]3van@USEast[/color][color=#FFFFFF]> ^^
[23:33:41] [/color][color=#32FF32]3van@USEast left the channel.
[/color][color=#FFFFFF][23:34:01] <[/color][color=#32FF96]Yoni[vL]@USEast[/color][color=#FFFFFF]> YES!
[23:34:04] <[/color][color=#32FF96]Yoni[vL]@USEast[/color][color=#FFFFFF]> err...[/color]

[quote author=Yoni link=board=2;threadid=18;start=150#msg64444 date=1086834193]
[color=#FFFFFF][05:23:52] [/color][color=#FFFF00]PiCk-DaT[DA] was banned by [vL] (:Y).
[/color]
[/quote]

That's my favourite smily ever!

haha

Continue this topic so funny

Auto-moderation attack.

[color=#FFFFFF][20:59:17] <[/color][color=#32FF96]PussieS@USEast[/color][color=#FFFFFF]> someone got random banned..
[20:59:17] [/color][color=#FFFF4B]PussieS was banned by [vL] (random).
[/color][color=#FFFFFF][20:59:17] [/color][color=#32FF32]PussieS@USEast left the channel.
[/color][color=#FFFFFF][20:59:18] [/color][color=#32FF32]OwNeD[Z]@USEast joined the channel using Diablo II: Lord of Destruction (l--OwNeD--l, a level 1 expansion paladin in act 1 normal on realm USEast).
[/color][color=#FFFFFF][20:59:18] <[/color][color=#32FF96]Advance@USEast[/color][color=#FFFFFF]> what a lozar
[20:59:18] [/color][color=#FFFF4B]Advance was banned by [vL] (random).
[/color][color=#FFFFFF][20:59:18] [/color][color=#32FF32]Advance@USEast left the channel.
[/color][color=#FFFFFF][20:59:23] <[/color][color=#32FF96]OwNeD[Z]@USEast[/color][color=#FFFFFF]> hmm getting random sucks :\
[20:59:23] [/color][color=#FFFF4B]OwNeD[Z] was banned by [vL] (random).
[/color][color=#FFFFFF][20:59:23] [/color][color=#32FF32]OwNeD[Z]@USEast left the channel.
[/color][color=#FFFFFF][20:59:29] <[/color][color=#32FF96]Spam@USEast[/color][color=#FFFFFF]> woot
[20:59:29] [/color][color=#FFFF4B]Spam was banned by [vL] (random).
[/color][color=#FFFFFF][20:59:29] [/color][color=#32FF32]Spam@USEast left the channel.
[/color][color=#FFFFFF][20:59:49] [/color][color=#32FF32]hardcore@USEast joined the channel using Starcraft.
[/color][color=#FFFFFF][20:59:54] [/color][color=#FFFF4B]((Z)) was banned by [vL] (l33t).
[/color][color=#FFFFFF][20:59:55] [/color][color=#32FF32]Sharpy@USEast joined the channel using Warcraft II: Battle.net Edition.
[/color][color=#FFFFFF][20:59:58] <[/color][color=#32FF96]hardcore@USEast[/color][color=#FFFFFF]> wee
[20:59:59] [/color][color=#FFFF4B]hardcore was banned by [vL] (random).
[/color][color=#FFFFFF][20:59:59] [/color][color=#32FF32]hardcore@USEast left the channel.
[/color][color=#FFFFFF][21:05:47] [/color][color=#32FF32]Yoni[vL]@USEast joined the channel using Starcraft: Brood War.
[/color][color=#FFFFFF][21:05:53] <[/color][color=#32FF96]MyndFyre@USEast[/color][color=#FFFFFF]> greetings Yoni
[21:05:54] [/color][color=#FFFF4B]Sharpy was kicked out of the channel by [vL] (idle).
[/color][color=#FFFFFF][21:05:54] [/color][color=#32FF32]Sharpy@USEast left the channel.[/color]

Bots Gone Wild, hosted by Snoop Dogg

[color=#FFFFFF][3:18:27 PM] ki------------- [/color][color=#00FF00]has joined the channel using [/color][color=#FFFFFF]SEXP[/color][color=#00FF00] with a ping of [/color][color=#FFFFFF]94[/color][color=#00FF00] and flags of [/color][color=#FFFFFF]0[/color]
[color=#FFFFFF][3:19:05 PM] ki-------------[/color][color=#00FF00] has left the channel.[/color]
[color=#FFFFFF][3:22:41 PM] [/color][color=#FFFF00]ki------------- was banned by [vL] (l33t).
[/color][color=#FFFFFF][3:23:07 PM] [/color][color=#FF0000]«[/color][color=#FFFF00]MacBinaryBot[/color][color=#FF0000]» [/color][color=#FFFFFF]it's just a little slow[/color]

[color=#FFFFFF][5:53:34 AM] [/color][color=#FF0000]«[/color][color=#FFFF00]Yoni[vL][/color][color=#FF0000]» [/color][color=#FFFFFF]so I'm coding in asm, and I mean to type "je", and out comes "jew"[/color]

[color=#FFFFFF][1:46:21 AM] IRS [/color][color=#00FF00]has joined the channel using [/color][color=#FFFFFF]Starcraft: Broodwar[/color][color=#00FF00] with a ping of [/color][color=#FFFFFF]78[/color][color=#00FF00] and flags of [/color][color=#FFFFFF]0[/color][color=#00FF00].
[/color][color=#FFFFFF][1:46:26 AM] [/color][color=#FF0000]«[/color][color=#FFFF00]IRS[/color][color=#FF0000]» [/color][color=#FFFFFF]PAY YOUR TAXES!
[1:46:31 AM] [/color][color=#FF0000]«[/color][color=#FFFF00]IRS[/color][color=#FF0000]» [/color][color=#FFFFFF]OR I'LL EVICT U ALL
[1:47:02 AM] IRS[/color][color=#00FF00] has left the channel.[/color]

damn i can never get into vL channel, so i cant get any :(

I try not to get quoted since I tend to say stupid things

[quote author=LW-Warrior link=board=2;threadid=18;start=165#msg67232 date=1088222346]
I try not to get quoted since I tend to say stupid things
[/quote]

Like that.

[quote author=Sargera link=board=2;threadid=18;start=165#msg67261 date=1088261538]
[quote author=LW-Warrior link=board=2;threadid=18;start=165#msg67232 date=1088222346]
I try not to get quoted since I tend to say stupid things
[/quote]

Like that.
[/quote]
No hes trying to get posts up :P.

[4:44:43 PM] -- Joined channel: Op [vL] --
[4:44:45 PM] <MysT_DooM> hmm
[4:44:58 PM] MysT_DooM was banned by [vL] (Autoban).
[4:44:58 PM] [vL] kicked you out of the channel!
[4:44:58 PM] -- Joined channel: The Void --


Damn and i thought i was un Autobanned for a second.

[quote author=MysT_DooM link=board=2;threadid=18;start=165#msg67451 date=1088369130]
[4:44:43 PM] -- Joined channel: Op [vL] --
[4:44:45 PM] <MysT_DooM> hmm
[4:44:58 PM] MysT_DooM was banned by [vL] (Autoban).
[4:44:58 PM] [vL] kicked you out of the channel!
[4:44:58 PM] -- Joined channel: The Void --


Damn and i thought i was un Autobanned for a second.
[/quote]

or 13..

[quote author=hismajesty[yL] link=board=2;threadid=18;start=165#msg67453 date=1088369201]
[quote author=MysT_DooM link=board=2;threadid=18;start=165#msg67451 date=1088369130]
[4:44:43 PM] -- Joined channel: Op [vL] --
[4:44:45 PM] <MysT_DooM> hmm
[4:44:58 PM] MysT_DooM was banned by [vL] (Autoban).
[4:44:58 PM] [vL] kicked you out of the channel!
[4:44:58 PM] -- Joined channel: The Void --


Damn and i thought i was un Autobanned for a second.
[/quote]

or 13..
[/quote]

HahAHahahahahaHA!

[quote author=MysT_DooM link=board=2;threadid=18;start=165#msg67451 date=1088369130]
[4:44:43 PM] -- Joined channel: Op [vL] --
[4:44:45 PM] <MysT_DooM> hmm
[4:44:58 PM] MysT_DooM was banned by [vL] (Autoban).
[4:44:58 PM] [vL] kicked you out of the channel!
[4:44:58 PM] -- Joined channel: The Void --


Damn and i thought i was un Autobanned for a second.
[/quote]

Damn and i thought i was un Autobanned about 30 times

[color=#FFFFFF][9:25:06 PM] WiNNeRs [/color][color=#00FF00]has joined the channel using [/color][color=#FFFFFF]Starcraft: Broodwar[/color][color=#00FF00] with a ping of [/color][color=#FFFFFF]156[/color][color=#00FF00] and flags of [/color][color=#FFFFFF]0[/color][color=#00FF00].
[/color][color=#FFFFFF][9:25:55 PM] [/color][color=#FF0000]«[/color][color=#FFFF00]WiNNeRs[/color][color=#FF0000]» [/color][color=#FFFFFF]My dad ran over my packet buffer.
[9:26:01 PM] [/color][color=#FF0000]«[/color][color=#FFFF00]WiNNeRs[/color][color=#FF0000]» [/color][color=#FFFFFF]And my bot weont connect now
[9:26:06 PM] [/color][color=#FF0000]«[/color][color=#FFFF00]WiNNeRs[/color][color=#FF0000]» [/color][color=#FFFFFF]How doi i fix it?
[9:26:12 PM] [/color][color=#FF0000]«[/color][color=#FFFF00]Yoni[vL][/color][color=#FF0000]» [/color][color=#FFFFFF]Did you say your dad ran over your packet buffer?
[9:26:16 PM] [/color][color=#FF0000]«[/color][color=#FFFF00]WiNNeRs[/color][color=#FF0000]» [/color][color=#FFFFFF]Yes
[9:26:20 PM] [/color][color=#FF0000]«[/color][color=#FFFF00]WiNNeRs[/color][color=#FF0000]» [/color][color=#FFFFFF]And it ownt work
[9:26:21 PM] [/color][color=#FF0000]«[/color][color=#FFFF00]WiNNeRs[/color][color=#FF0000]» [/color][color=#FFFFFF]Now
[9:26:27 PM] [/color][color=#FF0000]«[/color][color=#FFFF00]Yoni[vL][/color][color=#FF0000]» [/color][color=#FFFFFF]Are you sure?
[9:26:30 PM] [/color][color=#FF0000]«[/color][color=#FFFF00]WiNNeRs[/color][color=#FF0000]» [/color][color=#FFFFFF]Yes
[9:26:42 PM] [/color][color=#FF0000]«[/color][color=#FFFF00]WiNNeRs[/color][color=#FF0000]» [/color][color=#FFFFFF]WIth his ford
[9:26:47 PM] [/color][color=#FF0000]«[/color][color=#FFFF00]WiNNeRs[/color][color=#FF0000]» [/color][color=#FFFFFF]I was pissed
[9:27:04 PM] [/color][color=#FF0000]«[/color][color=#FFFF00]WiNNeRs[/color][color=#FF0000]» [/color][color=#FFFFFF]Yoni, can you help me?
[9:27:08 PM] [/color][color=#FF0000]«[/color][color=#FFFF00]Yoni[vL][/color][color=#FF0000]» [/color][color=#FFFFFF]What is a ford?
[9:27:08 PM] [/color][color=#FF0000]«[/color][color=#FFFF00]DarkMinion[vL][/color][color=#FF0000]» [/color][color=#FFFFFF]Is it bent or broken?
[9:27:15 PM] [/color][color=#FF0000]«[/color][color=#FFFF00]DarkMinion[vL][/color][color=#FF0000]» [/color][color=#FFFFFF]Ford = brand of vehicle
[9:27:21 PM] [/color][color=#FF0000]«[/color][color=#FFFF00]WiNNeRs[/color][color=#FF0000]» [/color][color=#FFFFFF]yes.
[9:27:28 PM] [/color][color=#FF0000]«[/color][color=#FFFF00]Zorm[/color][color=#FF0000]» [/color][color=#FFFFFF]sucky brand at that~
[9:27:29 PM] [/color][color=#FF0000]«[/color][color=#FFFF00]DarkMinion[vL][/color][color=#FF0000]» [/color][color=#FFFFFF]Yes isn't the correct answer.
[9:27:37 PM] [/color][color=#FF0000]«[/color][color=#FFFF00]DarkMinion[vL][/color][color=#FF0000]» [/color][color=#FFFFFF]I asked if it was bent or broken, not yes or no.
[9:27:55 PM] [/color][color=#FF0000]«[/color][color=#FFFF00]WiNNeRs[/color][color=#FF0000]» [/color][color=#FFFFFF]The insertntstring is broken
[9:28:10 PM] [/color][color=#FF0000]«[/color][color=#FFFF00]WiNNeRs[/color][color=#FF0000]» [/color][color=#FFFFFF]he cut it off and now i tried to glue it on and it ownt stay :(
[9:28:45 PM] [/color][color=#FF0000]«[/color][color=#FFFF00]DarkMinion[vL][/color][color=#FF0000]» [/color][color=#FFFFFF]:\ sucks
[9:28:55 PM] [/color][color=#FF0000]«[/color][color=#FFFF00]WiNNeRs[/color][color=#FF0000]» [/color][color=#FFFFFF]What should i do?
[9:33:54 PM] [/color][color=#FF0000]«[/color][color=#00FFFF]hismajesty.[/color][color=#FF0000]» [/color][color=#FFFFFF]SAVE THE PACKETBUFFER!
[9:34:47 PM] [/color][color=#FF0000]«[/color][color=#FFFF00]Yoni[vL][/color][color=#FF0000]» [/color][color=#FFFFFF].kick winners not amusing enough
[9:34:47 PM] [/color][color=#FFFF00]WiNNeRs was banned by [vL] (idle).
[/color][color=#FFFFFF][9:34:47 PM] WiNNeRs[/color][color=#00FF00] has left the channel.
[/color][color=#FFFFFF][9:34:52 PM] [/color][color=#FF0000]«[/color][color=#FFFF00]Yoni[vL][/color][color=#FF0000]» [/color][color=#FFFFFF]NO!
[9:35:04 PM] [/color][color=#FF0000]«[/color][color=#FFFF00]Yoni[vL][/color][color=#FF0000]» [/color][color=#FFFFFF].bitchslap [vL][/color]

Following a silly AIM conversation:

[color=#FFFFFF][06:23:46] [/color][color=#00FFFF]<Yoni[vL]> look out, jigsaw is about to spam something stupid
[/color][color=#FFFFFF][06:23:56] [/color][color=#00FF00]wasgij[vL] joined the channel using Warcraft II: Battle.net Edition.
[/color][color=#FFFFFF][06:24:04] <[/color][color=#FFFF00]wasgij[vL][/color][color=#FFFFFF]> [20:17] xYoni69x: if that girl is jewish, i am a storage jar.
[/color]

:)

Oh, and a minute later:

[color=#FFFFFF][06:25:11] <[/color][color=#FFFF00]wasgij[vL][/color][color=#FFFFFF]> [20:17] xYoni69x: if that girl is jewish, i am a storage jar.
[06:25:53] <[/color][color=#FFFF00]wasgij[vL] remembers when anti-idles were cool.. just like yoni.[/color][color=#FFFFFF]>
[/color]

<3 jigsaw

Hehe.

[22:30:49] <wasgij[vL]> I went to see William Hung today in concert.

(filtered stuff that wasn't relevant)

[quote][9:13:48 PM] «Yoni[vL]» DAN
[9:13:55 PM] «Yoni[vL]» COME TO MY BIRTHDAY PARTY PLZ
[9:14:33 PM] «Macyui[RC]@Azeroth» in like 4 years ill be making 100k then ill come
[9:14:35 PM] «Yoni[vL]» will you be here spiritually?
[9:14:46 PM] «Yoni[vL]» the dude:chick ratio is pathetic
[9:14:55 PM] «hismajesty.» 2:1?
[9:15:01 PM] «Yoni[vL]» much worse
[9:15:01 PM] «hismajesty.» Netcooler, Yoni: Yoni's mother?
[9:15:05 PM] «Yoni[vL]» omg
[9:15:10 PM] «Yoni[vL]» you will die
[9:15:15 PM] «Yoni[vL]» it will be painful
[/quote]

[color=#FFFFFF][02:46:57] [/color][color=#00FF00]Serjj joined the channel using Starcraft: Brood War (11 wins).
[/color][color=#FFFFFF][02:46:57] <[/color][color=#FFFF00]Serjj[/color][color=#FFFFFF]> hi
[02:47:24] <[/color][color=#FFFF00]Serjj[/color][color=#FFFFFF]> yall are doing a great job at banning spams
[02:47:29] <[/color][color=#FFFF00]Serjj[/color][color=#FFFFFF]> i had alot today
[02:47:31] <[/color][color=#FFFF00]Serjj[/color][color=#FFFFFF]> gj
[02:47:33] <[/color][color=#FFFF00]Serjj[/color][color=#FFFFFF]> thanks
[02:47:39] <[/color][color=#FFFF00]Serjj[/color][color=#FFFFFF]> bye bye now
[02:47:43] <[/color][color=#FFFF00]Serjj[/color][color=#FFFFFF]> mf
[02:47:49] [/color][color=#00FF00]Serjj left the channel.
[/color][color=#FFFFFF][03:52:47] [/color][color=#00FF00]Serjj joined the channel using Starcraft: Brood War (11 wins).
[/color][color=#FFFFFF][03:52:47] <[/color][color=#FFFF00]Serjj[/color][color=#FFFFFF]> hi
[03:52:51] <[/color][color=#FFFF00]Serjj[/color][color=#FFFFFF]> do yall own bnet
[03:52:51] [/color][color=#FFFF00]Serjj was banned by [vL] (spam).
[/color][color=#FFFFFF][03:52:51] [/color][color=#00FF00]Serjj left the channel.[/color]

[8:40:43 PM] <Hostile[vL]@USEast> fishy fishy in the brook, poppa catch it on a hook, momma fry it in a pan, hostile eat it like a man ^^

Maybe its just my sense of humor but I thought this was hilarious.

[quote]
[20:21:48] <[vL]Rule> bah, I passed the "hardest entrance exam vL has ever given" by choice
[20:22:19] <Hostile[vL]> no way, i had to give grok a full physical
[20:22:23] <[vL]Rule> lol
[20:22:25] <[vL]Rule> k fine you win
[/quote]

Edited out ZeNiK, since hes useless.

[color=#FFFFFF][11:04:14 PM] Yoni[vL] [/color][color=#00FF00]has joined the channel using [/color][color=#FFFFFF]Starcraft: Broodwar[/color][color=#00FF00] with a ping of [/color][color=#FFFFFF]172[/color][color=#00FF00] and flags of [/color][color=#FFFFFF]0[/color][color=#00FF00].
[/color][color=#FFFFFF][11:04:27 PM] [/color][color=#FF0000]«[/color][color=#FFFF00]Yoni[vL][/color][color=#FF0000]» [/color][color=#FFFFFF]you know what i need, a cat
[11:04:55 PM] [/color][color=#FF0000]«[/color][color=#00FFFF]hismajesty.[/color][color=#FF0000]» [/color][color=#FFFFFF]I'll be your cat.
[11:05:46 PM] [/color][color=#FF0000]«[/color][color=#FFFF00]Yoni[vL][/color][color=#FF0000]» [/color][color=#FFFFFF]leave me alone trust </3
[11:05:59 PM] [/color][color=#FF0000]«[/color][color=#00FFFF]hismajesty.[/color][color=#FF0000]» [/color][color=#FFFFFF]:(
[11:06:14 PM] [/color][color=#FF0000]«[/color][color=#00FFFF]hismajesty.[/color][color=#FF0000]» [/color][color=#FFFFFF]One of my goals in life is to cyber you, I won't give up!
[11:06:41 PM] [/color][color=#FF0000]«[/color][color=#FFFF00]Yoni[vL][/color][color=#FF0000]» [/color][color=#FFFFFF]wanna cyber?
[11:06:46 PM] [/color][color=#FF0000]«[/color][color=#FFFF00]Yoni[vL][/color][color=#FF0000]» [/color][color=#FFFFFF]but one time only
[11:06:52 PM] [/color][color=#FF0000]«[/color][color=#FFFF00]Yoni[vL][/color][color=#FF0000]» [/color][color=#FFFFFF]we do it and that's it
[11:06:53 PM] [/color][color=#FF0000]«[/color][color=#FFFF00]Yoni[vL][/color][color=#FF0000]» [/color][color=#FFFFFF]it's over
[11:06:54 PM] [/color][color=#FF0000]«[/color][color=#FFFF00]Yoni[vL][/color][color=#FF0000]» [/color][color=#FFFFFF]done
[11:06:56 PM] [/color][color=#FF0000]«[/color][color=#00FFFF]hismajesty.[/color][color=#FF0000]» [/color][color=#FFFFFF]:o
[11:06:56 PM] [/color][color=#FF0000]«[/color][color=#FFFF00]Yoni[vL][/color][color=#FF0000]» [/color][color=#FFFFFF]no more
[11:07:00 PM] [/color][color=#FF0000]«[/color][color=#00FFFF]hismajesty.[/color][color=#FF0000]» [/color][color=#FFFFFF]I can't ask for anymore?
[11:07:02 PM] [/color][color=#FF0000]«[/color][color=#FFFF00][vL]Grok[/color][color=#FF0000]» [/color][color=#FFFFFF]no strings?
[11:07:03 PM] [/color][color=#FF0000]«[/color][color=#FFFF00]Yoni[vL][/color][color=#FF0000]» [/color][color=#FFFFFF]no.
[11:07:09 PM] [/color][color=#FF0000]«[/color][color=#00FFFF]hismajesty.[/color][color=#FF0000]» [/color][color=#FFFFFF]What if I use a different alias?
[11:07:12 PM] [/color][color=#FF0000]«[/color][color=#00FFFF]hismajesty.[/color][color=#FF0000]» [/color][color=#FFFFFF]Can we then?
[11:07:24 PM] [/color][color=#FF0000]«[/color][color=#FFFF00]Yoni[vL][/color][color=#FF0000]» [/color][color=#FFFFFF]not if i know it's you
[11:07:50 PM] [/color][color=#FF0000]«[/color][color=#FFFF00]Yoni[vL][/color][color=#FF0000]» [/color][color=#FFFFFF]agreed?
[11:07:55 PM] [/color][color=#FF0000]«[/color][color=#FFFF00][vL]Grok[/color][color=#FF0000]» [/color][color=#FFFFFF]hm is going to get cyber pregnant. yoni will have to paypal support monthly.
[11:08:10 PM] [/color][color=#FF0000]«[/color][color=#FFFF00]Yoni[vL][/color][color=#FF0000]» [/color][color=#FFFFFF]paypal doesn't support israel for outgoing money
[11:08:10 PM] [/color][color=#FF0000]* [/color][color=#FFFF00]hismajesty. unstraps Yonis bra[/color][color=#FF0000] *
[/color][color=#FFFFFF][11:08:14 PM] [/color][color=#FF0000]«[/color][color=#FFFF00]Yoni[vL][/color][color=#FF0000]» [/color][color=#FFFFFF]only incoming
[11:08:21 PM] [/color][color=#FF0000]«[/color][color=#FFFF00]Yoni[vL][/color][color=#FF0000]» [/color][color=#FFFFFF]you didn't answer whether you agree with my terms
[11:08:28 PM] [/color][color=#FF0000]«[/color][color=#FFFF00]Yoni[vL][/color][color=#FF0000]» [/color][color=#FFFFFF]i won't participate until you agree
[11:08:30 PM] [/color][color=#FF0000]«[/color][color=#00FFFF]hismajesty.[/color][color=#FF0000]» [/color][color=#FFFFFF]I'll rape you instead :D
[11:08:37 PM] [/color][color=#FF0000]«[/color][color=#FFFF00]Yoni[vL][/color][color=#FF0000]» [/color][color=#FFFFFF]eRape?
[11:08:39 PM] [/color][color=#FF0000]«[/color][color=#00FFFF]hismajesty.[/color][color=#FF0000]» [/color][color=#FFFFFF]Yes.
[11:08:45 PM] [/color][color=#FF0000]«[/color][color=#FFFF00]Yoni[vL][/color][color=#FF0000]» [/color][color=#FFFFFF]go ahead
[11:09:21 PM] [/color][color=#FF0000]«[/color][color=#00FFFF]hismajesty.[/color][color=#FF0000]» [/color][color=#FFFFFF]Can my friend help eRape you?
[11:10:41 PM] [/color][color=#FF0000]«[/color][color=#FFFF00]Yoni[vL][/color][color=#FF0000]» [/color][color=#FFFFFF]you're not being rational
[11:10:54 PM] [/color][color=#FF0000]«[/color][color=#00FFFF]hismajesty.[/color][color=#FF0000]» [/color][color=#FFFFFF]Mmm, that feels goo
[11:11:00 PM] [/color][color=#FF0000]«[/color][color=#FFFF00]Yoni[vL][/color][color=#FF0000]» [/color][color=#FFFFFF]sigh
[11:11:02 PM] [/color][color=#FF0000]«[/color][color=#00FFFF]hismajesty.[/color][color=#FF0000]» [/color][color=#FFFFFF]We haven't started yet!
[11:11:04 PM] [/color][color=#FF0000]«[/color][color=#00FFFF]hismajesty.[/color][color=#FF0000]» [/color][color=#FFFFFF]damn
[11:11:20 PM] [/color][color=#FF0000]«[/color][color=#00FFFF]hismajesty.[/color][color=#FF0000]» [/color][color=#FFFFFF]I've never raped a woman before, this is a new experience.
[11:12:25 PM] [/color][color=#FF0000]«[/color][color=#FFFF00]Yoni[vL][/color][color=#FF0000]» [/color][color=#FFFFFF]dude
[11:12:27 PM] [/color][color=#FF0000]«[/color][color=#00FFFF]hismajesty.[/color][color=#FF0000]» [/color][color=#FFFFFF]Can't you just agree to have a sexual relationship with me? I get laid so much I'm sure I'll perfrom ok in eSex
[11:12:28 PM] [/color][color=#FF0000]«[/color][color=#FFFF00]Yoni[vL][/color][color=#FF0000]» [/color][color=#FFFFFF]i'm a guy
[11:12:36 PM] [/color][color=#FF0000]«[/color][color=#00FFFF]hismajesty.[/color][color=#FF0000]» [/color][color=#FFFFFF]Shh we're role playing!
[11:12:44 PM] [/color][color=#FF0000]«[/color][color=#FFFF00]Yoni[vL][/color][color=#FF0000]» [/color][color=#FFFFFF]that's semi-disgusting
[11:12:57 PM] [/color][color=#FF0000]«[/color][color=#00FFFF]hismajesty.[/color][color=#FF0000]» [/color][color=#FFFFFF]I'm a robber, you're a maid in a mansion. Just go with it
[11:13:15 PM] [/color][color=#FF0000]«[/color][color=#FFFF00]Yoni[vL][/color][color=#FF0000]» [/color][color=#FFFFFF]i'm not roleplaying with you since you haven't agreed to my terms
[11:13:16 PM] [/color][color=#FF0000]«[/color][color=#00FFFF]hismajesty.[/color][color=#FF0000]» [/color][color=#FFFFFF]ok?
[11:13:20 PM] [/color][color=#FF0000]«[/color][color=#00FFFF]hismajesty.[/color][color=#FF0000]» [/color][color=#FFFFFF]ugh
[11:13:32 PM] [/color][color=#FF0000]«[/color][color=#00FFFF]hismajesty.[/color][color=#FF0000]» [/color][color=#FFFFFF]This means I can't ask anymore?
[11:13:35 PM] [/color][color=#FF0000]«[/color][color=#00FFFF]hismajesty.[/color][color=#FF0000]» [/color][color=#FFFFFF]Not even on AIM?
[11:13:39 PM] [/color][color=#FF0000]«[/color][color=#FFFF00]Yoni[vL][/color][color=#FF0000]» [/color][color=#FFFFFF]right
[11:13:43 PM] [/color][color=#FF0000]«[/color][color=#00FFFF]hismajesty.[/color][color=#FF0000]» [/color][color=#FFFFFF]what about MSN?
[11:13:49 PM] [/color][color=#FF0000]«[/color][color=#FFFF00]Yoni[vL][/color][color=#FF0000]» [/color][color=#FFFFFF]neither
[11:13:56 PM] [/color][color=#FF0000]«[/color][color=#00FFFF]hismajesty.[/color][color=#FF0000]» [/color][color=#FFFFFF]what about PMs on the forums?
[11:14:29 PM] [/color][color=#FF0000]«[/color][color=#FFFF00]UserLoser.[/color][color=#FF0000]» [/color][color=#FFFFFF]hmm
[11:14:30 PM] [/color][color=#FF0000]«[/color][color=#00FFFF]hismajesty.[/color][color=#FF0000]» [/color][color=#FFFFFF]Or do you mean no form of asking may be conducted? Including passenger pigeon, snail mail, email, telephone?
[11:14:37 PM] [/color][color=#FF0000]«[/color][color=#FFFF00]Yoni[vL][/color][color=#FF0000]» [/color][color=#FFFFFF]correct
[11:14:45 PM] [/color][color=#FF0000]«[/color][color=#00FFFF]hismajesty.[/color][color=#FF0000]» [/color][color=#FFFFFF]Your terms suck.
[11:14:52 PM] [/color][color=#FF0000]«[/color][color=#00FFFF]hismajesty.[/color][color=#FF0000]» [/color][color=#FFFFFF]If I eRape you, do I still have to agree?
[11:14:55 PM] [/color][color=#FF0000]«[/color][color=#FFFF00]Yoni[vL][/color][color=#FF0000]» [/color][color=#FFFFFF]at least something here sucks
[11:15:02 PM] [/color][color=#FF0000]«[/color][color=#FFFF00]Yoni[vL][/color][color=#FF0000]» [/color][color=#FFFFFF]wait
[11:15:08 PM] [/color][color=#FF0000]«[/color][color=#FFFF00]Yoni[vL][/color][color=#FF0000]» [/color][color=#FFFFFF]yes
[11:15:22 PM] [/color][color=#FF0000]«[/color][color=#00FFFF]hismajesty.[/color][color=#FF0000]» [/color][color=#FFFFFF]What if I just fondle you, but don't actually penetrate you?
[11:15:31 PM] [/color][color=#FF0000]«[/color][color=#00FFFF]hismajesty.[/color][color=#FF0000]» [/color][color=#FFFFFF]or vice versa
[11:15:50 PM] [/color][color=#FF0000]«[/color][color=#FFFF00]Yoni[vL][/color][color=#FF0000]» [/color][color=#FFFFFF]you are gay
[11:16:06 PM] [/color][color=#FF0000]«[/color][color=#00FFFF]hismajesty.[/color][color=#FF0000]» [/color][color=#FFFFFF]What if I pull out just before ejaculation? Does that count?
[11:16:18 PM] [/color][color=#FF0000]«[/color][color=#FFFF00]Yoni[vL][/color][color=#FF0000]» [/color][color=#FFFFFF]you are really gay
[11:16:44 PM] [/color][color=#FF0000]«[/color][color=#00FFFF]hismajesty.[/color][color=#FF0000]» [/color][color=#FFFFFF]You're right, I'm a recovering sexaholic, you're my nurse.
[11:17:00 PM] [/color][color=#FF0000]«[/color][color=#00FFFF]hismajesty.[/color][color=#FF0000]» [/color][color=#FFFFFF]A sexy nurse at that...
[11:17:37 PM] [/color][color=#FF0000]«[/color][color=#00FFFF]hismajesty.[/color][color=#FF0000]» [/color][color=#FFFFFF]now it's time for sex
[11:17:38 PM] [/color][color=#FF0000]* [/color][color=#FFFF00]hismajesty. strips[/color][color=#FF0000] *
[/color][color=#FFFFFF][11:18:17 PM] [/color][color=#FF0000]* [/color][color=#FFFF00]hismajesty. unstraps yonis bra and removes his/her/its thong.[/color][color=#FF0000] *
[/color][color=#FFFFFF][11:18:29 PM] [/color][color=#FF0000]«[/color][color=#00FFFF]hismajesty.[/color][color=#FF0000]» [/color][color=#FFFFFF]hrm, it takes two to tango..participate!
[11:18:57 PM] [/color][color=#FFFF00]hismajesty. was kicked out of the channel by [vL].
[/color][color=#FFFFFF][11:20:06 PM] [/color][color=#FF0000]«[/color][color=#00FFFF]hismajesty.[/color][color=#FF0000]» [/color][color=#FFFFFF]Ah, so you like it rough Yoni?!
[11:20:13 PM] [/color][color=#FF0000]* [/color][color=#FFFF00]hismajesty. gets a whip[/color][color=#FF0000] *
[/color][color=#FFFFFF][11:20:21 PM] [/color][color=#FFFF00]hismajesty. was banned by [vL].
[/color][color=#FFFFFF][/color]

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[00:35:02] <jigsaw[vL]> userloser: http://www.beepworld.de/memberdateien/members64/string-emil/19n07n04n0005.jpg - help me with the flooring
[00:35:13] <MACyui[RC]@Azeroth> lol no thanks matt
[00:35:21] <UserLoser.> lol
[00:35:24] <UserLoser.> no thx :p
[00:36:29] <jigsaw[vL]> userloser: http://www.beepworld.de/memberdateien/members64/string-emil/beebrasen03.jpg - yard work then?
[00:36:42] <MACyui[RC]@Azeroth> lol
[00:36:43] <jigsaw[vL]> userloser: http://www.beepworld.de/memberdateien/members64/string-emil/24.05.04005beep.jpg - fine you do the weeds.
[00:36:59] <UserLoser.> lol
[00:37:21] <jigsaw[vL]> userloser: http://www.beepworld.de/memberdateien/members64/string-emil/4n5n04--001.jpg - what way do we go!?
[00:37:46] <UserLoser.> ew jigsaw :(
[00:37:50] <jigsaw[vL]> haha
[00:37:58] <jigsaw[vL]> I wish my wang was that big.
[/quote]

Sorry for no color :(

[color=#FFFFFF][9:15:39 PM] [/color][color=#FF0000]«[/color][color=#FFFF00]Yoni[vL][/color][color=#FF0000]» [/color][color=#FFFFFF]I DROPPED A RUBBER BAND
[9:15:47 PM] [/color][color=#FF0000]«[/color][color=#FFFF00]Yoni[vL][/color][color=#FF0000]» [/color][color=#FFFFFF]NOBODY MOVE[/color]

Enjoy.

[color=#FFFFFF][20:03:08] [/color][color=#32FF32]eF-Rato@USEast joined the channel using Starcraft: Brood War.
[/color][color=#FFFFFF][20:03:13] <[/color][color=#32FF96]eF-Rato@USEast[/color][color=#FFFFFF]> Any programmers in here
[20:03:26] <[/color][color=#32FF96]eF-Rato@USEast[/color][color=#FFFFFF]> Guess not,
[20:03:28] [/color][color=#32FF32]eF-Rato@USEast left the channel.
[/color][color=#FFFFFF][20:03:30] <[/color][color=#32FF96][vL]Kp@USEast[/color][color=#FFFFFF]> heh
[20:03:42] [/color][color=#32FF32]eF-Rato@USEast joined the channel using Starcraft: Brood War.
[/color][color=#FFFFFF][20:03:45] <[/color][color=#32FF96]eF-Rato@USEast[/color][color=#FFFFFF]> So there are?
[20:03:50] <[/color][color=#32FF96][vL]Kp@USEast[/color][color=#FFFFFF]> Are what?
[20:03:59] <[/color][color=#32FF96]eF-Rato@USEast[/color][color=#FFFFFF]> Do you know how can I get a webbot?
[20:04:03] <[/color][color=#32FF96][vL]Kp@USEast[/color][color=#FFFFFF]> Yes.
[20:04:07] <[/color][color=#32FF96]eF-Rato@USEast[/color][color=#FFFFFF]> ...How?
[20:04:15] <[/color][color=#32FF96][vL]Kp@USEast[/color][color=#FFFFFF]> Why are you looking for programmers if you just want a webbot?
[20:04:20] <[/color][color=#32FF96]eF-Rato@USEast[/color][color=#FFFFFF]> No.
[20:04:27] <[/color][color=#32FF96]eF-Rato@USEast[/color][color=#FFFFFF]> 'Cause
[20:04:31] <[/color][color=#32FF96]eF-Rato@USEast[/color][color=#FFFFFF]> Programmers here created webbot.
[20:04:37] <[/color][color=#32FF96][vL]Kp@USEast[/color][color=#FFFFFF]> So? :p
[20:04:45] <[/color][color=#32FF96]eF-Rato@USEast[/color][color=#FFFFFF]> Nevermind, any clue how can I get one?
[20:04:51] <[/color][color=#32FF96][vL]Kp@USEast[/color][color=#FFFFFF]> yes; download it
[20:04:55] <[/color][color=#32FF96]eF-Rato@USEast[/color][color=#FFFFFF]> from
[20:05:14] <[/color][color=#32FF96][vL]Kp@USEast[/color][color=#FFFFFF]> From the author's site? Where do you usually get things?
[20:05:15] [vL]@USEast[/color][color=#32FF32] left the channel.
[/color][color=#FFFFFF][20:05:17] <[/color][color=#32FF96]eF-Rato@USEast[/color][color=#FFFFFF]> ?
[20:05:22] <[/color][color=#32FF96]eF-Rato@USEast[/color][color=#FFFFFF]> valhallalegends.com is locked.
[20:05:25] [/color][color=#32FF32][vL]@USEast joined the channel using Starcraft: Brood War.
[/color][color=#FFFFFF][20:05:25] [/color][color=#FFFF4B]User update: [/color][color=#FFFFFF][vL]@USEast[/color][color=#FFFF4B] now has flags 2.
[/color][color=#FFFFFF][20:05:38] <[/color][color=#32FF96][vL]Kp@USEast[/color][color=#FFFFFF]> Duh? It's been that way for more than a year. Try using the right domain. :p
[20:05:44] <[/color][color=#32FF96]eF-Rato@USEast[/color][color=#FFFFFF]> Which domain -.-
[20:05:50] <[/color][color=#32FF96][vL]Kp@USEast[/color][color=#FFFFFF]> www.valhallalegends.com ?
[20:05:57] <[/color][color=#32FF96]eF-Rato@USEast[/color][color=#FFFFFF]> <eF-Rato> valhallalegends.com is locked.
[20:06:01] <[/color][color=#32FF96][vL]Kp@USEast[/color][color=#FFFFFF]> yes, so?
[20:06:07] <[/color][color=#32FF96]eF-Rato@USEast[/color][color=#FFFFFF]> ...omg
[20:06:16] <[/color][color=#32FF96]eF-Rato@USEast[/color][color=#FFFFFF]> How am I uspposed to get the webbot then.. :/
[20:06:23] <[/color][color=#32FF96][vL]Kp@USEast[/color][color=#FFFFFF]> I read your statement the first time; what relevance does it have to my instructions?
[20:06:31] <[/color][color=#32FF96]eF-Rato@USEast[/color][color=#FFFFFF]> Uhm
[20:06:47] <[/color][color=#32FF96]eF-Rato@USEast[/color][color=#FFFFFF]> You said, use the right domain, valhalla legends.com, but it's locked, how am I supposed to get it fro mthere -.-
[20:06:59] <[/color][color=#32FF96][vL]Kp@USEast[/color][color=#FFFFFF]> I did not say to use valhalla legends.com
[20:07:05] <[/color][color=#32FF96]eF-Rato@USEast[/color][color=#FFFFFF]> [01:04:59 a.m.] <[vL]Kp> www.valhallalegends.com ?
[20:07:07] <[/color][color=#32FF96][vL]Kp@USEast[/color][color=#FFFFFF]> yes.
[20:07:14] <[/color][color=#32FF96]eF-Rato@USEast[/color][color=#FFFFFF]> Can you just tell me.
[20:07:18] <[/color][color=#32FF96][vL]Kp@USEast[/color][color=#FFFFFF]> I already have?
[20:07:23] <[/color][color=#32FF96]eF-Rato@USEast[/color][color=#FFFFFF]> ...
[20:07:29] <[/color][color=#32FF96]eF-Rato@USEast[/color][color=#FFFFFF]> Repeat
[20:07:32] <[/color][color=#32FF96][vL]Kp@USEast[/color][color=#FFFFFF]> Perhaps you should just trust me and do what I tell you to do instead of trying to understand.
[20:07:46] <[/color][color=#32FF96]eF-Rato@USEast[/color][color=#FFFFFF]> What have you told me to do?
[20:07:49] <[/color][color=#32FF96]eF-Rato@USEast[/color][color=#FFFFFF]> Try using the right domain
[20:08:01] <[/color][color=#32FF96]eF-Rato@USEast[/color][color=#FFFFFF]> Whats the right domain? You didn't mention it, instead of valhallalegends.com, which is locked
[20:08:05] <[/color][color=#32FF96][vL]Kp@USEast[/color][color=#FFFFFF]> hmm, good point; I haven't actually given you any instructions. I've just told you how to get webbot. :-)
[20:08:11] <[/color][color=#32FF96]eF-Rato@USEast[/color][color=#FFFFFF]> ......
[20:08:14] <[/color][color=#32FF96][vL]Kp@USEast[/color][color=#FFFFFF]> I did mention it, and you even pasted it.
[20:08:15] <[/color][color=#32FF96]eF-Rato@USEast[/color][color=#FFFFFF]> Are you playing with me?
[20:08:17] <[/color][color=#32FF96][vL]Kp@USEast[/color][color=#FFFFFF]> No.
[20:08:28] <[/color][color=#32FF96]eF-Rato@USEast[/color][color=#FFFFFF]> How can Iaccquire webbot?
[20:08:29] <[/color][color=#32FF96][vL]Kp@USEast[/color][color=#FFFFFF]> I'm waiting for you to do a text compare and realize we're talking about different web sites.
[20:08:44] <[/color][color=#32FF96]eF-Rato@USEast[/color][color=#FFFFFF]> Can you stop being Einsteain and tell me :/
[20:08:49] <[/color][color=#32FF96]eF-Rato@USEast[/color][color=#FFFFFF]> Einstein
[20:08:52] <[/color][color=#32FF96][vL]Kp@USEast[/color][color=#FFFFFF]> I _have_ told you!
[20:08:58] <[/color][color=#32FF96]eF-Rato@USEast[/color][color=#FFFFFF]> TELL ME AGAIN OMG
[20:09:04] <[/color][color=#32FF96][vL]Kp@USEast[/color][color=#FFFFFF]> www.valhallalegends.com
[20:09:07] <[/color][color=#32FF96][vL]Kp@USEast[/color][color=#FFFFFF]> Happy? :p
[20:09:10] <[/color][color=#32FF96]eF-Rato@USEast[/color][color=#FFFFFF]> It's locked, I can't get it.
[20:09:17] <[/color][color=#32FF96][vL]Kp@USEast[/color][color=#FFFFFF]> hmm, works fine for me; let me recheck
[20:09:30] <[/color][color=#32FF96]eF-Rato@USEast[/color][color=#FFFFFF]> User, Password.. -.-
[20:09:32] <[/color][color=#32FF96][vL]Kp@USEast[/color][color=#FFFFFF]> Yep, works perfect. No authentication or other locking.
[20:09:40] <[/color][color=#32FF96][vL]Kp@USEast[/color][color=#FFFFFF]> oh, that's because you're going to valhallalegends.com.
[20:09:41] <[/color][color=#32FF96][vL]Kp@USEast[/color][color=#FFFFFF]> Don't do that.
[20:09:51] <[/color][color=#32FF96]eF-Rato@USEast[/color][color=#FFFFFF]> ...
[20:10:04] <[/color][color=#32FF96]eF-Rato@USEast[/color][color=#FFFFFF]> Whats the right side.. Sigh.
[20:10:05] <[/color][color=#32FF96][vL]Kp@USEast[/color][color=#FFFFFF]> Go to www.valhallalegends.com
[20:10:12] <[/color][color=#32FF96][vL]Kp@USEast[/color][color=#FFFFFF]> I've told you that twice already. Don't you read?
[20:10:14] [/color][color=#32FF32]SandraMatsumoto@USEast joined the channel using Starcraft: Brood War.
[/color][color=#FFFFFF][20:10:27] <[/color][color=#32FF96]eF-Rato@USEast[/color][color=#FFFFFF]> What?
[20:10:32] <[/color][color=#32FF96]eF-Rato@USEast[/color][color=#FFFFFF]> How come now it isnt locked
[20:10:33] <[/color][color=#32FF96]eF-Rato@USEast[/color][color=#FFFFFF]> ...
[20:10:35] <[/color][color=#32FF96]SandraMatsumoto@USEast @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ LOOKING4 WAR3 CD KEY MSG ME IF U GOT ONE I got D2CDKEYS/SC CD KEYS/ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@[/color][color=#FFFFFF]>
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[/color][color=#FFFFFF][20:10:38] <[/color][color=#32FF96][vL]Kp@USEast[/color][color=#FFFFFF]> .ban sandra*
[20:10:38] [/color][color=#FFFF4B]SandraMatsumoto was banned by [vL].
[/color][color=#FFFFFF][20:10:43] <[/color][color=#32FF96][vL]Kp@USEast[/color][color=#FFFFFF]> It's never been locked.
[20:10:48] <[/color][color=#32FF96][vL]Kp@USEast[/color][color=#FFFFFF]> Why did you expect it to be locked?
[20:10:48] <[/color][color=#32FF96]eF-Rato@USEast[/color][color=#FFFFFF]> oh jesus.
[20:11:03] <[/color][color=#32FF96][vL]Kp@USEast[/color][color=#FFFFFF]> Actually, I'm Jeff.
[20:11:15] <[/color][color=#32FF96]eF-Rato@USEast[/color][color=#FFFFFF]> ?
[20:11:17] <[/color][color=#32FF96][vL]Kp@USEast[/color][color=#FFFFFF]> I do know a Jesus though; nice guy, but his English could use a little work
[20:11:27] <[/color][color=#32FF96]eF-Rato@USEast[/color][color=#FFFFFF]> Way to talk, man.
[20:11:32] <[/color][color=#32FF96][vL]Kp@USEast[/color][color=#FFFFFF]> ?
[20:11:39] <[/color][color=#32FF96]eF-Rato@USEast[/color][color=#FFFFFF]> Don't show off ><
[20:11:53] <[/color][color=#32FF96][vL]Kp@USEast[/color][color=#FFFFFF]> He's only been in the states a few weeks, give him some time :p
[20:12:47] <[/color][color=#32FF96]eF-Rato@USEast[/color][color=#FFFFFF]> ...
[20:12:54] <[/color][color=#32FF96]eF-Rato@USEast[/color][color=#FFFFFF]> I need an account.. Right?
[20:13:07] <[/color][color=#32FF96][vL]Kp@USEast[/color][color=#FFFFFF]> For what?
[20:13:21] <[/color][color=#32FF96]eF-Rato@USEast[/color][color=#FFFFFF]> WebBot.
[20:13:32] <[/color][color=#32FF96][vL]Kp@USEast[/color][color=#FFFFFF]> I suppose so
[20:13:43] <[/color][color=#32FF96][vL]Kp@USEast[/color][color=#FFFFFF]> Strictly speaking, no, you don't need an account to use webbot.
[20:13:47] <[/color][color=#32FF96]eF-Rato@USEast[/color][color=#FFFFFF]> Nope, I cannot download WebBot, just: SphtBotv3, EternalChat, DMBot, StealthBot.
[20:13:58] <[/color][color=#32FF96][vL]Kp@USEast[/color][color=#FFFFFF]> oh? Why can't you download webbot?
[20:14:16] <[/color][color=#32FF96]eF-Rato@USEast[/color][color=#FFFFFF]> there's no option as to download webbot.
[20:14:20] <[/color][color=#32FF96][vL]Kp@USEast[/color][color=#FFFFFF]> ah
[20:14:27] <[/color][color=#32FF96][vL]Kp@USEast[/color][color=#FFFFFF]> I suppose that could be a problem. You should ask the author.
[20:14:45] <[/color][color=#32FF96]eF-Rato@USEast[/color][color=#FFFFFF]> ...
[20:14:50] <[/color][color=#32FF96][vL]Kp@USEast[/color][color=#FFFFFF]> What?
[20:15:00] <[/color][color=#32FF96]eF-Rato@USEast[/color][color=#FFFFFF]> Omg nothing :/
[20:16:10] <[/color][color=#32FF96][vL]Kp@USEast[/color][color=#FFFFFF]> hmm
[20:16:19] <[/color][color=#32FF96][vL]Kp@USEast[/color][color=#FFFFFF]> Download works ok for me :p
[20:16:52] [/color][color=#32FF32]Grok (*[vL]Grok%554) joined the BotNet with flags B under database [vL] (with write access) from channel <Not logged on> on server 63.240.202.134.
[/color][color=#FFFFFF][20:16:53] [/color][color=#32FF32][vL]Grok@USEast joined the channel using Starcraft: Brood War (273868 wins).
[/color][color=#FFFFFF][20:16:59] [/color][color=#96C8E1](BotNet)[/color][color=#FFFFFF] <[/color][color=#32FF96][vL]Kp[/color][color=#FFFFFF]> Hi Grok.
[20:17:02] [/color][color=#96C8E1](BotNet)[/color][color=#FFFFFF] <[/color][color=#32FF96]Grok[/color][color=#FFFFFF]> Hi Kp
[20:17:04] <[/color][color=#32FF96]eF-Rato@USEast[/color][color=#FFFFFF]> No.
[20:17:07] <[/color][color=#32FF96][vL]Grok@USEast[/color][color=#FFFFFF]> Hi
[20:17:07] [/color][color=#96C8E1](BotNet)[/color][color=#FFFFFF] <[/color][color=#32FF96][vL]Kp[/color][color=#FFFFFF]> Playing with our visitor :p
[20:17:13] <[/color][color=#32FF96]eF-Rato@USEast[/color][color=#FFFFFF]> WebBot isn't in downloads.
[20:17:13] [/color][color=#32FF32]most-hated@USEast joined the channel using Starcraft: Brood War (1525 wins).
[/color][color=#FFFFFF][20:17:14] [/color][color=#96C8E1](BotNet)[/color][color=#FFFFFF] <[/color][color=#32FF96]Grok[/color][color=#FFFFFF]> ok :)
[20:17:15] <[/color][color=#32FF96]eF-Rato@USEast[/color][color=#FFFFFF]> Hello.
[20:17:16] <[/color][color=#32FF96][vL]Kp@USEast[/color][color=#FFFFFF]> Yes, it does work for me.
[20:17:16] <[/color][color=#32FF96][vL]Grok@USEast[/color][color=#FFFFFF]> afk
[20:17:32] <[/color][color=#32FF96][vL]Kp@USEast[/color][color=#FFFFFF]> Are you looking at the author's site or the main vL downloads?
[20:17:36] <[/color][color=#32FF96]eF-Rato@USEast[/color][color=#FFFFFF]> But there's no "WebBot" i nthe downloads.
[20:17:37] [/color][color=#96C8E1](BotNet)[/color][color=#FFFFFF] <[/color][color=#32FF96][vL]Kp[/color][color=#FFFFFF]> Really afk or just hiding from bnet? :p
[20:17:42] [/color][color=#96C8E1](BotNet)[/color][color=#FFFFFF] <[/color][color=#32FF96]Grok[/color][color=#FFFFFF]> i'll be back in ~30-~45 .. gotta zip to office and check on a process.
[20:17:45] [/color][color=#96C8E1](BotNet)[/color][color=#FFFFFF] <[/color][color=#32FF96][vL]Kp[/color][color=#FFFFFF]> ah
[20:17:53] <[/color][color=#32FF96]most-hated@USEast[/color][color=#FFFFFF]> [vL] should have the ability to set a channel topic, similar to IRC.
[20:17:59] <[/color][color=#32FF96]eF-Rato@USEast[/color][color=#FFFFFF]> Battle.net Bots
[20:18:10] <[/color][color=#32FF96][vL]Grok@USEast[/color][color=#FFFFFF]> topic: random
[20:18:12] <[/color][color=#32FF96][vL]Grok@USEast[/color][color=#FFFFFF]> afk again
[20:18:17] <[/color][color=#32FF96][vL]Kp@USEast[/color][color=#FFFFFF]> Try looking under the section 'Battle.net', subsection 'Webbot'
[20:18:29] <[/color][color=#32FF96][vL]Kp@USEast[/color][color=#FFFFFF]> It's right here on screen in front of me :p
[20:18:48] <[/color][color=#32FF96]eF-Rato@USEast[/color][color=#FFFFFF]> There's no "Battle.Net"
[20:18:58] <[/color][color=#32FF96][vL]Kp@USEast[/color][color=#FFFFFF]> Right, the n is lowercase
[20:19:07] <[/color][color=#32FF96]most-hated@USEast[/color][color=#FFFFFF]> "Battle.net"
[20:19:10] <[/color][color=#32FF96]eF-Rato@USEast[/color][color=#FFFFFF]> Ok
[20:19:19] <[/color][color=#32FF96]eF-Rato@USEast[/color][color=#FFFFFF]> Who cares about that...
[20:19:30] <[/color][color=#32FF96]most-hated@USEast[/color][color=#FFFFFF]> wind0ws kiddie, hehe
[20:19:31] <[/color][color=#32FF96][vL]Kp@USEast[/color][color=#FFFFFF]> Well, presumably you should since you're the one trying to find a webbot.
[20:19:42] <[/color][color=#32FF96]eF-Rato@USEast[/color][color=#FFFFFF]> About a caps N? :/
[20:19:54] <[/color][color=#32FF96]eF-Rato@USEast[/color][color=#FFFFFF]> Where's the WebBot link?
[20:19:59] <[/color][color=#32FF96][vL]Kp@USEast[/color][color=#FFFFFF]> Well, you said "Battle.Net" wasn't on the page, which is right; the N is lowercase in the link
[20:20:12] <[/color][color=#32FF96]eF-Rato@USEast[/color][color=#FFFFFF]> Battle.net isn't on the pag.
[20:20:14] <[/color][color=#32FF96]eF-Rato@USEast[/color][color=#FFFFFF]> Page.
[20:20:18] <[/color][color=#32FF96]most-hated@USEast[/color][color=#FFFFFF]> [vL]Kp - you have an excessive amount of patience.
[20:20:20] <[/color][color=#32FF96][vL]Kp@USEast[/color][color=#FFFFFF]> You must be looking at the wrong page
[20:20:26] <[/color][color=#32FF96][vL]Kp@USEast[/color][color=#FFFFFF]> Are you on the author's site?
[20:20:32] <[/color][color=#32FF96][vL]Kp@USEast[/color][color=#FFFFFF]> Yes, I do. :p
[20:20:35] <[/color][color=#32FF96]eF-Rato@USEast[/color][color=#FFFFFF]> He doesn't he just doesn't explains right, :/
[20:20:49] <[/color][color=#32FF96]eF-Rato@USEast[/color][color=#FFFFFF]> http://www.valhallalegends.com/
[20:20:55] <[/color][color=#32FF96][vL]Kp@USEast[/color][color=#FFFFFF]> If I didn't have such great patience, I'd have ignored you or banned you in frustration long ago. :-)
[20:21:01] <[/color][color=#32FF96]most-hated@USEast[/color][color=#FFFFFF]> He is explaining perfectly. You are the one with a lack of simple english skills.
[20:21:02] <[/color][color=#32FF96][vL]Kp@USEast[/color][color=#FFFFFF]> That's the main vL site, not webbot author's site :p
[20:21:40] <[/color][color=#32FF96]eF-Rato@USEast[/color][color=#FFFFFF]> [01:08:12 a.m.] <[vL]Kp> www.valhallalegends.com
[20:21:43] <[/color][color=#32FF96][vL]Kp@USEast[/color][color=#FFFFFF]> He just stores it in his home directory, off the vL main site
[20:21:55] <[/color][color=#32FF96][vL]Kp@USEast[/color][color=#FFFFFF]> yes, it's taken you 12 minutes just to find the vL main site. Disgraceful.
[20:21:56] <[/color][color=#32FF96]eF-Rato@USEast[/color][color=#FFFFFF]> What's his home directory?
[20:22:09] <[/color][color=#32FF96][vL]Kp@USEast[/color][color=#FFFFFF]> It's customary just to name home directories after their owners :p
[20:22:12] <[/color][color=#32FF96][vL]Kp@USEast[/color][color=#FFFFFF]> Mine's /kp/, for instance
[20:22:23] [/color][color=#32FF32]most-hated@USEast left the channel.
[/color][color=#FFFFFF][20:22:46] <[/color][color=#32FF96]eF-Rato@USEast[/color][color=#FFFFFF]> Skywing's the creator?
[20:23:10] <[/color][color=#32FF96][vL]Kp@USEast[/color][color=#FFFFFF]> *shrug* You're the one that wants webbot; presumably you know who made it :p
[20:23:13] <[/color][color=#32FF96]eF-Rato@USEast[/color][color=#FFFFFF]> www.valhallalegends.com/skywing/
[20:23:21] <[/color][color=#32FF96]eF-Rato@USEast[/color][color=#FFFFFF]> Can't you just give me the URL? :/
[20:23:27] <[/color][color=#32FF96]eF-Rato@USEast[/color][color=#FFFFFF]> I've been here 15+ minutes
[20:23:28] [/color][color=#32FF32]most-hated@USEast joined the channel using Starcraft: Brood War (1525 wins).
[/color][color=#FFFFFF][20:23:28] [/color][color=#32FF32]most-hated@USEast left the channel.
[/color][color=#FFFFFF][20:23:43] <[/color][color=#32FF96][vL]Kp@USEast[/color][color=#FFFFFF]> yes, you have
[20:23:48] <[/color][color=#32FF96]eF-Rato@USEast[/color][color=#FFFFFF]> Can you?
[20:23:50] <[/color][color=#32FF96][vL]Kp@USEast[/color][color=#FFFFFF]> Most people don't take nearly so much time.
[20:24:13] <[/color][color=#32FF96][vL]Kp@USEast[/color][color=#FFFFFF]> Whoa, new software from Sky
[20:24:15] <[/color][color=#32FF96][vL]Kp@USEast[/color][color=#FFFFFF]> Neat ~
[20:24:24] <[/color][color=#32FF96]eF-Rato@USEast[/color][color=#FFFFFF]> Oh my god
[20:24:30] <[/color][color=#32FF96][vL]Kp@USEast[/color][color=#FFFFFF]> What?
[20:24:31] <[/color][color=#32FF96]Zorm@USEast[/color][color=#FFFFFF]> Kp is wrong, its not on the webbot authors site! Well I suppose the link counts so never mind :p
[20:24:59] <[/color][color=#32FF96]eF-Rato@USEast[/color][color=#FFFFFF]> www.valhallalegends.com/skywing/ < Not there.
[20:25:10] <[/color][color=#32FF96][vL]Kp@USEast[/color][color=#FFFFFF]> Well, no.
[20:25:13] <[/color][color=#32FF96]eF-Rato@USEast[/color][color=#FFFFFF]> ........
[20:25:23] <[/color][color=#32FF96][vL]Kp@USEast[/color][color=#FFFFFF]> Therefore, I think you can safely conclude Skywing is not the author of webbot. :p
[20:25:49] <[/color][color=#32FF96]eF-Rato@USEast[/color][color=#FFFFFF]> Can you tell me who it is? Who am I supposed to know what's the author, if I can't even get the bot
[20:26:08] <[/color][color=#32FF96][vL]Kp@USEast[/color][color=#FFFFFF]> Presumably whoever told you about webbot had the decency to also tell you who wrote it
[20:26:16] <[/color][color=#32FF96][vL]Kp@USEast[/color][color=#FFFFFF]> Otherwise how can you be sure you should trust it?
[20:26:24] <[/color][color=#32FF96]eF-Rato@USEast[/color][color=#FFFFFF]> No..
[20:26:29] <[/color][color=#32FF96]eF-Rato@USEast[/color][color=#FFFFFF]> I've seen it in many websites.
[20:26:33] <[/color][color=#32FF96]eF-Rato@USEast[/color][color=#FFFFFF]> Could you just tell me
[20:26:42] <[/color][color=#32FF96][vL]Kp@USEast[/color][color=#FFFFFF]> You really shouldn't trust third party websites
[20:26:53] <[/color][color=#32FF96]eF-Rato@USEast[/color][color=#FFFFFF]> Dont give me speeches, come on
[20:26:58] <[/color][color=#32FF96][vL]Kp@USEast[/color][color=#FFFFFF]> I haven't talked Spht into cryptographically signing the bot yet, so there's no protection if you get a redistributed copy.
[20:27:18] <[/color][color=#32FF96]eF-Rato@USEast[/color][color=#FFFFFF]> cryptographically?
[20:27:22] <[/color][color=#32FF96][vL]Kp@USEast[/color][color=#FFFFFF]> yes
[20:27:27] <[/color][color=#32FF96]eF-Rato@USEast[/color][color=#FFFFFF]> BRB
[20:27:37] <[/color][color=#32FF96][vL]Kp@USEast[/color][color=#FFFFFF]> gpg -s file
[20:27:39] <[/color][color=#32FF96][vL]Kp@USEast[/color][color=#FFFFFF]> :p
[20:27:49] <[/color][color=#32FF96]eF-Rato@USEast[/color][color=#FFFFFF]> oops
[20:27:57] <[/color][color=#32FF96]eF-Rato@USEast[/color][color=#FFFFFF]> No definitions found for "cryptographically."
[20:28:07] <[/color][color=#32FF96][vL]Kp@USEast[/color][color=#FFFFFF]> You'll get over it. :-)
[20:28:25] <[/color][color=#32FF96]Zorm@USEast[/color][color=#FFFFFF]> 'gpg' is not recognized as an internal or external command :(
[20:28:35] <[/color][color=#32FF96][vL]Kp@USEast[/color][color=#FFFFFF]> Zorm should install GNU Privacy Guard
[20:28:51] <[/color][color=#32FF96]eF-Rato@USEast[/color][color=#FFFFFF]> Oh my god, finally found it, jesus christ.
[20:29:11] <[/color][color=#32FF96][vL]Kp@USEast[/color][color=#FFFFFF]> Jesus isn't available right now; if you'd like, I can forward a message
[20:29:15] <[/color][color=#32FF96][vL]Kp@USEast[/color][color=#FFFFFF]> but you should probably leave it in Spanish
[20:29:25] <[/color][color=#32FF96][vL]Kp@USEast[/color][color=#FFFFFF]> I don't translate well, and, like I said earlier, his English isn't that good yet.
[20:29:34] <[/color][color=#32FF96]eF-Rato@USEast[/color][color=#FFFFFF]> Jesús, gracias, mentira, alfin encontré el programa :/
[20:29:41] <[/color][color=#32FF96][vL]Kp@USEast[/color][color=#FFFFFF]> Thanks; will pass it on.
[20:29:44] <[/color][color=#32FF96]eF-Rato@USEast[/color][color=#FFFFFF]> ok
[20:29:46] <[/color][color=#32FF96]Zorm@USEast notes it helps to be root[/color][color=#FFFFFF]>
[20:32:27] <[/color][color=#32FF96]eF-Rato@USEast[/color][color=#FFFFFF]> Oh well
[20:32:30] <[/color][color=#32FF96][vL]Kp@USEast[/color][color=#FFFFFF]> ?
[20:32:32] <[/color][color=#32FF96]eF-Rato@USEast[/color][color=#FFFFFF]> 30 min here.. Should be good ><
[20:32:41] <[/color][color=#32FF96]eF-Rato@USEast[/color][color=#FFFFFF]> See you.
[20:32:42] [/color][color=#32FF32]eF-Rato@USEast left the channel.
[/color][color=#FFFFFF][20:32:48] <[/color][color=#32FF96][vL]Kp@USEast[/color][color=#FFFFFF]> Wow, I think that's a personal best.
[20:32:57] <[/color][color=#32FF96][vL]Kp@USEast[/color][color=#FFFFFF]> I've never managed to string someone on that long before, afaik
[20:33:11] <[/color][color=#32FF96][vL]Kp@USEast[/color][color=#FFFFFF]> Probably could've kept it going a lot longer if I'd found a good way not to mention Spht's name
[20:33:28] <[/color][color=#32FF96][vL]Kp@USEast[/color][color=#FFFFFF]> Well, that was fun :-)
[20:34:20] <[/color][color=#32FF96]Zorm@USEast[/color][color=#FFFFFF]> think he even noticed Spht's name or did he finally surf around vl.com enough?
[20:34:31] <[/color][color=#32FF96][vL]Kp@USEast[/color][color=#FFFFFF]> Probably noticed it
[/color]

So, what was wrong with automoderation again...

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[4:30:58 PM] [/color][color=#FF0000]«[/color][color=#FFFF00]Pimp[RInce_516[/color][color=#FF0000]» [/color][color=#FFFFFF]VL AR ALL STUCK UP FAGGETS !!!! VISUAL BASIC 6 !!!! ROCKS!!!!
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[quote author=hismajesty[yL] link=board=2;threadid=18;start=180#msg74135 date=1091677280]
So, what was wrong with automoderation again...
[/quote]

That it lets you in? :P

[quote author=hismajesty[yL] link=board=2;threadid=18;start=180#msg74233 date=1091737948]
[color=#FFFFFF][4:30:57 PM] [/color][color=#FF0000]«[/color][color=#FFFF00]Pimp[RInce_520[/color][color=#FF0000]» [/color][color=#FFFFFF]VL AR ALL STUCK UP FAGGETS !!!! VISUAL BASIC 6 !!!! ROCKS!!!!
[4:30:57 PM] [/color][color=#FF0000]«[/color][color=#FFFF00]Pimp[RInce_519[/color][color=#FF0000]» [/color][color=#FFFFFF]VL AR ALL STUCK UP FAGGETS !!!! VISUAL BASIC 6 !!!! ROCKS!!!!
[4:30:57 PM] [/color][color=#FF0000]«[/color][color=#FFFF00]Pimp[RInce_433[/color][color=#FF0000]» [/color][color=#FFFFFF]VL AR ALL STUCK UP FAGGETS !!!! VISUAL BASIC 6 !!!! ROCKS!!!!
[4:30:57 PM] [/color][color=#FF0000]«[/color][color=#FFFF00]Pimp[RInce_419[/color][color=#FF0000]» [/color][color=#FFFFFF]VL AR ALL STUCK UP FAGGETS !!!! VISUAL BASIC 6 !!!! ROCKS!!!!
[4:30:58 PM] [/color][color=#FF0000]«[/color][color=#FFFF00]Pimp[RInce_371[/color][color=#FF0000]» [/color][color=#FFFFFF]VL AR ALL STUCK UP FAGGETS !!!! VISUAL BASIC 6 !!!! ROCKS!!!!
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[/quote]

Best. Post. Evar.

[quote author=$t0rm link=board=2;threadid=18;start=180#msg74262 date=1091759111]Best. Post. Evar.[/quote]


$t0rm reads usenet?

i've been known to go on usenet various times.

Define irony.

[color=#FFFFFF][22:17:17] [/color][color=#32FF32]Registration@USEast joined the channel using Starcraft.
[/color][color=#FFFFFF][22:17:25] <[/color][color=#32FF96]Registration@USEast[/color][color=#FFFFFF]> u gys
[22:17:26] <[/color][color=#32FF96]Registration@USEast[/color][color=#FFFFFF]> suck
[22:17:30] <[/color][color=#32FF96]Registration@USEast[/color][color=#FFFFFF]> at c++
[22:17:32] <[/color][color=#32FF96]Registration@USEast[/color][color=#FFFFFF]> and vb
[22:17:35] <[/color][color=#32FF96]Registration@USEast[/color][color=#FFFFFF]> ur all fat nerds
[22:17:40] <[/color][color=#32FF96]Registration@USEast[/color][color=#FFFFFF]> who
[22:17:45] <[/color][color=#32FF96]Registration@USEast[/color][color=#FFFFFF]> sit on there pc all day
[22:17:46] <[/color][color=#32FF96]Registration@USEast[/color][color=#FFFFFF]> fags
[22:18:09] <[/color][color=#32FF96]Registration@USEast[/color][color=#FFFFFF]> lol
[22:18:10] <[/color][color=#32FF96]Registration@USEast[/color][color=#FFFFFF]> o well
[22:18:12] <[/color][color=#32FF96]Registration@USEast[/color][color=#FFFFFF]> all afk
[22:18:45] [/color][color=#32FF32]Registration@USEast left the channel.[/color]

Wow Spht. Beat me to it! :P

[color=#FFFFFF] [6:34:14 PM] [/color][color=#0099CC]<[/color][color=#FFFF00]Yoni[vL][/color][color=#0099CC]> [/color][color=#FFFFFF]<dustin> i'm hung like a zombie process[/color]

Heh, Spht, I was on the way here to post that too. Definite irony. I was out with friends having a good time while that guy was at his PC talking to himself.

[quote author=Myndfyre link=board=2;threadid=18;start=180#msg74426 date=1091842071]
Wow Spht. Beat me to it! :P

[color=#FFFFFF] [6:34:14 PM] [/color][color=#0099CC]<[/color][color=#FFFF00]Yoni[vL][/color][color=#0099CC]> [/color][color=#FFFFFF]<dustin> i'm hung like a zombie process[/color]
[/quote]That comes from bash.org.

OK, this isn't from Op [vL], but it's funny enough. From an AIM chat. Edited out the gajillion lines he types.

BaDD OwNs JoO: I am trying to rip off some software
BaDD OwNs JoO: -.-
DarkTemplar AoA: lol
DarkTemplar AoA: lame
BaDD OwNs JoO: how is it lame
BaDD OwNs JoO: =\
DarkTemplar AoA: People make a living by selling that software
BaDD OwNs JoO: yes
BaDD OwNs JoO: and they get 20x more money than they should for one piece of software
DarkTemplar AoA: in your opinion.
BaDD OwNs JoO: People can do 30x the work and make 30x less than "SOME" people who make software
DarkTemplar AoA: ahh yes, but there are a lot FEWER people who can make software than there are who can build a road
BaDD OwNs JoO: And again we need more roads than software
DarkTemplar AoA: then why are you downloading software instead of writing your congressman to build you roads?
BaDD OwNs JoO: cause i don't want roads. i want software
DarkTemplar AoA: then pay the people for the software.

That is wrong for so many reasons.

Since there is apparently nowhere else to put these, this thread has been created.

If nobody pirated software, it would probably be a lot cheaper. Or would it? Thoughts?

[9:52:21 PM] <[303]-Ally> listen my uncle made battle.net
[9:52:24 PM] <[303]-Ally> do u wanna die?

[quote author=iago link=board=2;threadid=8092;start=0#msg74742 date=1092070278]
If nobody pirated software, it would probably be a lot cheaper. Or would it? Thoughts?
[/quote]

Maybe we'll split a topic from a split topic? :P

Generally, I doubt it. Someone made a good point to me recently that big businesses is really the target audience for software, and that a few people pirating software isn't as big a deal as the hype would suggest.

Still, I'm a bit proponent of using legit software... especially since I can still get the student editions for a significantly lower price ;)

[quote]
[12:31:51 PM] <Mountain_king[fwx]>: my uncle works for blizzard, he'll steal and ban ur cdkey bitch
[/quote]

[quote author=Myndfyre link=board=2;threadid=8092;start=0#msg74750 date=1092072378]
Generally, I doubt it. Someone made a good point to me recently that big businesses is really the target audience for software, and that a few people pirating software isn't as big a deal as the hype would suggest.[/quote]

#1 - Studies have shown that most unlicensed copies of software (other than MS-Windows and MS-Office) sit on hard drives, CDRs, floppies, gathering dust. People just collect it and say they have it, but do not actually use it, for the most part. Unfortunately I do not have a reference from which I can quote, but think I read this in a PC Week magazine a few years back.

#2 - My target audience is people who have money. I don't care whether they are big business or small business, if they talk greenbacks, and walk greenbacks, they are my targets!

That said, and a little tangental, small customers generate as much tech support traffic as large customers, so it is less expensive to have larger customers. This means if I sell one app to a 2500 user company, and the same app to a 50 user company, both companies will ask me the same total number of support questions in the same timeframe.

That conversation reminded me of this:
http://www.blinkenlights.com/classiccmp/gateswhine.html

[color=#FFFFFF][10:20:27 PM] [/color][color=#FF0000]«[/color][color=#FFFF00]wasgij[vL][/color][color=#FF0000]» [/color][color=#FFFFFF]"So there I was.. balls deep in a fat bitch.. and she was loving every minute of it.."[/color]

[color=#FFFFFF] [2:45:58 PM] [/color][color=#0099CC]<[/color][color=#FFFF00]iCe[/color][color=#0099CC]> [/color][color=#FFFFFF]Omg
[2:46:04 PM] [/color][color=#0099CC]<[/color][color=#FFFF00]iCe[/color][color=#0099CC]> [/color][color=#FFFFFF]Because I'm getting my new server
[2:46:11 PM] [/color][color=#0099CC]<[/color][color=#FFFF00]iCe[/color][color=#0099CC]> [/color][color=#FFFFFF]My parents want me to buy a domain for it
[2:46:26 PM] [/color][color=#0099CC]<[/color][color=#FFFF00]iCe[/color][color=#0099CC]> [/color][color=#FFFFFF]And they want me to buy it in all .*** formats
[2:46:33 PM] [/color][color=#0099CC]<[/color][color=#FFFF00]iCe[/color][color=#0099CC]> [/color][color=#FFFFFF]For I'm buying 6 new domain names
[2:46:33 PM] [/color][color=#0099CC]<[/color][color=#FFFF00]iCe[/color][color=#0099CC]> [/color][color=#FFFFFF];[
[2:46:43 PM] [/color][color=#0099CC]<[/color][color=#FFFF00]iCe[/color][color=#0099CC]> [/color][color=#FFFFFF]Wow
[2:46:48 PM] [/color][color=#0099CC]<[/color][color=#FFFF00]iCe[/color][color=#0099CC]> [/color][color=#FFFFFF]Tough crowd.
[2:46:54 PM] [/color][color=#0099CC]iCe was banned by [vL].[/color]



[color=#FFFFFF] [3:16:01 PM] [/color][color=#0099CC]<[/color][color=#FFFF00]Yahnick[xL][/color][color=#0099CC]> [/color][color=#FFFFFF]Kp there ?
[3:16:08 PM] [/color][color=#0099CC]<[/color][color=#FFFF00][vL]Kp[/color][color=#0099CC]> [/color][color=#FFFFFF]Yes.
[3:16:19 PM] [/color][color=#0099CC]<[/color][color=#00FFFF]MyndFyre[/color][color=#0099CC]> [/color][color=#FFFFFF]hi Kp :)
[3:16:32 PM] [/color][color=#0099CC]<[/color][color=#FFFF00][vL]Kp[/color][color=#0099CC]> [/color][color=#FFFFFF]Hello.
[3:16:54 PM] [/color][color=#0099CC]<[/color][color=#FFFF00]Yahnick[xL][/color][color=#0099CC]> [/color][color=#FFFFFF]Nevermind, i figured it out
[3:16:59 PM] [/color][color=#0099CC]<[/color][color=#FFFF00]Yahnick[xL][/color][color=#0099CC]> [/color][color=#FFFFFF]:P
[3:17:13 PM] [/color][color=#0099CC]<[/color][color=#FFFF00][vL]Kp[/color][color=#0099CC]> [/color][color=#FFFFFF]Who are you?
[3:19:45 PM] [/color][color=#0099CC]Yahnick[xL] was kicked out of the channel by [vL] (unresponsive).
[/color][color=#FFFFFF] [3:19:45 PM] [/color][color=#00FF00]-- [/color][color=#FFFF00]Yahnick[xL][/color][color=#00FF00] has left the channel.
[/color][color=#FFFFFF] [3:19:52 PM] [/color][color=#00FF00]-- [/color][color=#FFFF00]Yahnick[xL] [140ms][/color][color=#00FF00] has joined the channel using Starcraft (0 wins).
[/color][color=#FFFFFF] [3:21:31 PM] [/color][color=#0099CC]<[/color][color=#00FFFF]MyndFyre[/color][color=#0099CC]> [/color][color=#FFFFFF]so Yahnick, to clarify for Kp, who are you?
[3:22:01 PM] [/color][color=#0099CC]<[/color][color=#00FFFF]MyndFyre[/color][color=#0099CC]> [/color][color=#FFFFFF]because I guarantee the next time he won't be so kind as to only kick you. It doesn't take much time hanging out in here to know that.
[3:22:01 PM] [/color][color=#0099CC]<[/color][color=#FFFF00]Yahnick[xL][/color][color=#0099CC]> [/color][color=#FFFFFF] Sorry, i was doing something, im Deca
[3:22:15 PM] [/color][color=#0099CC]<[/color][color=#00FFFF]MyndFyre[/color][color=#0099CC]> [/color][color=#FFFFFF]really? aren't you banned from vL?
[3:22:17 PM] [/color][color=#00FF00]-- [/color][color=#FFFF00]wasgij[vL] [31ms][/color][color=#00FF00] has joined the channel using Starcraft (0 wins).
[/color][color=#FFFFFF] [3:22:35 PM] [/color][color=#0099CC]<[/color][color=#FFFF00]Yahnick[xL][/color][color=#0099CC]> [/color][color=#FFFFFF]Are you in vL yet ?
[3:22:53 PM] [/color][color=#0099CC]<[/color][color=#00FFFF]MyndFyre[/color][color=#0099CC]> [/color][color=#FFFFFF]Am I wearing a vL tag?
[3:23:59 PM] [/color][color=#0099CC]Yahnick[xL] was banned by [vL] (defying Autoban).
[/color][color=#FFFFFF] [3:23:59 PM] [/color][color=#00FF00]-- [/color][color=#FFFF00]Yahnick[xL][/color][color=#00FF00] has left the channel.
[/color][color=#FFFFFF] [3:24:08 PM] [/color][color=#0099CC]<[/color][color=#FFFF00][vL]Kp[/color][color=#0099CC]> [/color][color=#FFFFFF]yes, he is banned. :p
[3:24:23 PM] [/color][color=#FF8000]<From [/color][color=#FFFF00]Yahnick[xL][/color][color=#FF8000]> [/color][color=#999999]Ohh, i was just wondering, becasue i thoguht i saw Trust say that you made it in
[/color][color=#FFFFFF] [3:24:32 PM] [/color][color=#FF8000]<To [/color][color=#FFFF00]Yahnick[xL][/color][color=#FF8000]> [/color][color=#999999]to e1 :-P
[/color][color=#FFFFFF] [3:24:38 PM] [/color][color=#0099CC]<[/color][color=#00FFFF]MyndFyre[/color][color=#0099CC]> [/color][color=#FFFFFF]heh. thought so.
[3:24:45 PM] [/color][color=#FF8000]<From [/color][color=#FFFF00]Yahnick[xL][/color][color=#FF8000]> [/color][color=#999999]=/
[/color][color=#FFFFFF] [3:25:02 PM] [/color][color=#00FF00]-- [/color][color=#FFFF00]wasgij[vL][/color][color=#00FF00] has left the channel.
[/color][color=#FFFFFF] [3:25:24 PM] [/color][color=#FF8000]<From [/color][color=#FFFF00]Yahnick[xL][/color][color=#FF8000]> [/color][color=#999999]why do you persist on getting me banned in there
[/color][color=#FFFFFF] [3:25:42 PM] [/color][color=#FF8000]<To [/color][color=#FFFF00]Yahnick[xL][/color][color=#FF8000]> [/color][color=#999999]I didn't get you banned. You got you banned. I just asked.
[/color][color=#FFFFFF] [3:26:33 PM] [/color][color=#FF8000]<From [/color][color=#FFFF00]Yahnick[xL][/color][color=#FF8000]> [/color][color=#999999]But you already knew that i was autobanned
[/color][color=#FFFFFF] [3:26:57 PM] [/color][color=#FF8000]<To [/color][color=#FFFF00]Yahnick[xL][/color][color=#FF8000]> [/color][color=#999999]No I did not. You could have been un-shitlisted[/color]
[color=#FFFFFF] [3:28:09 PM] [/color][color=#FF8000]<From [/color][color=#FFFF00]Yahnick[xL][/color][color=#FF8000]> [/color][color=#999999]Oh, ok[/color]

[color=#FFFFFF][9:53:26 PM] Scout [/color][color=#00FF00]has joined the channel using [/color][color=#FFFFFF]Starcraft: Broodwar[/color][color=#00FF00] with a ping of [/color][color=#FFFFFF]0[/color][color=#00FF00] and flags of [/color][color=#FFFFFF]0[/color][color=#00FF00].
[/color][color=#FFFFFF][9:54:02 PM] [/color][color=#FF0000]«[/color][color=#FFFF00]Scout[/color][color=#FF0000]» [/color][color=#FFFFFF]I was wondering if you minded if I made a copy of BnetDocs and hosted them on my site, of course being obvious where they came from and what not.
[9:54:14 PM] [/color][color=#FF0000]«[/color][color=#FFFF00][vL]Kp[/color][color=#FF0000]» [/color][color=#FFFFFF]Why copy it at all then?
[9:54:25 PM] [/color][color=#FF0000]«[/color][color=#FFFF00]Scout[/color][color=#FF0000]» [/color][color=#FFFFFF]because at times bnetdocs are down, when I need them
[9:54:41 PM] [/color][color=#FF0000]«[/color][color=#FFFF00]Scout[/color][color=#FF0000]» [/color][color=#FFFFFF]I just figured the public would like that too, but I wont if you don't want me to.
[9:55:51 PM] [/color][color=#FF0000]«[/color][color=#00FFFF]hismajesty.[/color][color=#FF0000]» [/color][color=#FFFFFF]They can use open bnetdocs then...
[9:56:05 PM] [/color][color=#FF0000]«[/color][color=#FFFF00][vL]Kp[/color][color=#FF0000]» [/color][color=#FFFFFF]open bnetdocs?
[9:56:07 PM] [/color][color=#FF0000]«[/color][color=#FFFF00]Scout[/color][color=#FF0000]» [/color][color=#FFFFFF]open bnetdocs..?
[9:56:12 PM] [/color][color=#FF0000]«[/color][color=#00FFFF]hismajesty.[/color][color=#FF0000]» [/color][color=#FFFFFF]Camels wiki
[9:56:22 PM] [/color][color=#FF0000]«[/color][color=#FFFF00]Spht[vL][/color][color=#FF0000]» [/color][color=#FFFFFF]Open bnetdocs??!!
[9:56:42 PM] [/color][color=#FF0000]«[/color][color=#FFFF00][vL]Kp[/color][color=#FF0000]» [/color][color=#FFFFFF]yes, probably stole all bnetdocs info and is likely not contributing anything in return
[9:57:10 PM] [/color][color=#FF0000]«[/color][color=#00FFFF]hismajesty.[/color][color=#FF0000]» [/color][color=#FFFFFF]http://camel.clanbnu.net:443/wiki/
[9:57:17 PM] [/color][color=#FF0000]«[/color][color=#FFFF00]Scout[/color][color=#FF0000]» [/color][color=#FFFFFF]bnu
[9:57:18 PM] [/color][color=#FFFF00]hismajesty. was banned by [vL].[/color]

He banned me for answering his question, now that's funny... :P

vL hates open bnetdocs because it challenges their monopoly and it is a far superior product for the average joe.

[quote author=$t0rm link=board=2;threadid=8096;start=195#msg75139 date=1092277500]
vL hates open bnetdocs because it challenges their monopoly and it is a far superior product for the average joe.
[/quote]

Who is this 'vL' you speak of, and what monopoly? Individual members do their individual products. Since several different people are doing these things, there is no monopoly.

[color=#FFFFFF] [9:46:24 PM] [/color][color=#0099CC]<[/color][color=#FFFF00]$t0rm[/color][color=#0099CC]> [/color][color=#FFFFFF]still there?
[9:46:29 PM] [/color][color=#0099CC]<[/color][color=#FFFF00]$t0rm[/color][color=#0099CC]> [/color][color=#FFFFFF]nope
[9:46:29 PM] [/color][color=#0099CC]<[/color][color=#00FFFF]MyndFyre[/color][color=#0099CC]> [/color][color=#FFFFFF]Yes ma'am
[9:46:32 PM] [/color][color=#0099CC]<[/color][color=#FFFF00]$t0rm[/color][color=#0099CC]> [/color][color=#FFFFFF]oh yup
[9:46:37 PM] [/color][color=#0099CC]<[/color][color=#FFFF00]$t0rm[/color][color=#0099CC]> [/color][color=#FFFFFF]didnt see you on channel list
[9:46:46 PM] [/color][color=#0099CC]<[/color][color=#FFFF00]$t0rm[/color][color=#0099CC]> [/color][color=#FFFFFF]not too much...doing a crappy php website for someone
[9:46:47 PM] [/color][color=#0099CC]<[/color][color=#00FFFF]MyndFyre[/color][color=#0099CC]> [/color][color=#FFFFFF]6th from bottom
[9:46:54 PM] [/color][color=#0099CC]<[/color][color=#FFFF00]$t0rm[/color][color=#0099CC]> [/color][color=#FFFFFF]3rd from top here
[9:47:04 PM] [/color][color=#00FF00]-- [/color][color=#FFFF00]Lima [31ms][/color][color=#00FF00] has joined the channel using Starcraft Brood War (7 wins).
[/color][color=#FFFFFF] [9:47:07 PM] [/color][color=#0099CC]$t0rm was kicked out of the channel by [vL] (can fix that...).[/color]

omfg !! LMAO !!

this is the funniest shit i have ever read in my life.

Damn guys, Jokes.com aint got shit on you.

You know, some of these newer posts are totally lame, not funny at all.

If you go back to the very beginning and read some of the old posts you will realize that these new ones are not that funny.

[quote author=Invert link=board=2;threadid=8096;start=195#msg75290 date=1092357063]
You know, some of these newer posts are totally lame, not funny at all.

If you go back to the very beginning and read some of the old posts you will realize that these new ones are not that funny.
[/quote]

Eh. Humor is in the eye of the beholder. A couple aren't, particularly funny, but at least from the ones that I've posted, they happened to strike a nerve. I do think that the one of $t0rm being kicked was particularly humorous, though. :)

The guy recruiting for Clan TCP was one of the best.

Haha, yea that was classic.

This is still my favorite part though: [quote][14:01:45] <Total-Assault@Azeroth> WTF IS THIS CLAN A BUNCH OF NERDS?
[14:01:48] <Yoni[vL]@Azeroth> Yes.
[14:01:51] <Grok> Yes.[/quote]

I like the one where hismajesty. was trying to cyber with Yoni :).
https://davnit.net/bnet/vL/phpbbs/index.php?board=2;action=display;threadid=8096;start=180

[quote author=Invert link=board=2;threadid=8096;start=195#msg75290 date=1092357063]
You know, some of these newer posts are totally lame, not funny at all.

If you go back to the very beginning and read some of the old posts you will realize that these new ones are not that funny.
[/quote]

Yes, I totally agree.

Many of the recent additions to my quotes.txt aren't from our channel. Plenty are from ICQ/AIM/MSN (Trillian actually), very few IRC, and maybe a few from other channels.

Here are some of the additions (some not so recent) to my quotes.txt that I believe haven't appeared on this thread.

[color=lightgreen][07:20:38] <Mephisto[zL]> hi Yoni
[07:20:43] <Yoni[vL]> hi
[07:20:49] <Mephisto[zL]> what's going on?
[07:22:50] <Yoni[vL]> eww
[07:24:24] <iago[vL]> Mephisto, you have to know how to talk to Jews
[07:24:26] <iago[vL]> Yoni, sup?
[07:24:29] <Yoni[vL]> The logical complement of down
[07:24:32] <iago[vL]> See?[/color]
[hr]
(Not sure what channel this one is from)
[color=lightgreen][11:09:39] <^^ThiS> what kind of drug makes it seem like Skywing is tap dancing on your belly yelling out Packet Logs[/color]
[hr]
[color=lightgreen][02:44:23] <Yoni[vL]> you suck a lot
[02:44:27] <i.suck.a.little> i know[/color]
[hr]
[color=lightgreen][02:19:16] <Topaz[TE]> can u help me
[02:19:17] <Topaz[TE]> pls.
[02:19:22] <Yoni[vL]> say plz
[02:19:23] <Topaz[TE]> i had the script before
[02:19:24] <Topaz[TE]> plz.
[02:19:26] <Yoni[vL]> k
[02:19:26] <Topaz[TE]> Please.
[02:19:34] <Yoni[vL]> say "i'm a cabbage head"
[02:19:40] <Topaz[TE]> i'm a cabbage head.
[02:19:44] <Yoni[vL]> ok, what do you need?
[02:19:46] <Topaz[TE]> Yoni[vL], ur cruel.[/color]
[hr]
(After an AIM chat)
[color=lightgreen][06:23:46] <Yoni[vL]> look out, jigsaw is about to spam something stupid
[06:23:56] wasgij[vL] joined the channel using Warcraft II: Battle.net Edition.
[06:24:04] <wasgij[vL]> [20:17] xYoni69x: if that girl is jewish, i am a storage jar.[/color]
[hr]
[color=lightgreen][03:05:27] <DarkMinion[vL]> Yoni likes men.
[03:05:35] <DarkMinion[vL]> And moderately hot isreali women.[/color]
[hr]
(The following is actually from Op W@R but it's good enough)
[color=lightgreen][04:50:54] <HeRO]sV[> stop sucking on yoni's cock[/color]
[hr]
The above are mostly kinda lame. So here is a good one, unfortunately from MSN and not Battle.net.
[color=lightgreen][01:44:27] acidangel: r u naked under there
[01:44:43] Yoni: sure
[01:44:48] acidangel: brb gotta jack off[/color]
[hr]
Hmm, oh well. :-X

To add onto the Mephisto quotes:

[quote]
[22:38:21] <Sargera25[xL]@Lordaeron> Telrin, your ISP may not be letting you receive data, only send
[/quote]

[me=hismajesty]pokes the "Funny Clips From Everywhere Else" thread. :P[/me]

Topic Changed. :)

Topic Re-fixed.

[color=#FFFFFF] [12:31:40 AM] [/color][color=#00FF00]-- [/color][color=#FFFF00]ChRoN[i]C [156ms][/color][color=#00FF00] has joined the channel using Starcraft Brood War (0 wins).
[/color][color=#FFFFFF] [12:31:53 AM] [/color][color=#0099CC]<[/color][color=#FFFF00]ChRoN[i]C[/color][color=#0099CC]> [/color][color=#FFFFFF]Hi MyndFire :)
[12:31:58 AM] [/color][color=#0099CC]<[/color][color=#00FFFF]MyndFyre[/color][color=#0099CC]> [/color][color=#FFFFFF]hey
[12:32:04 AM] [/color][color=#0099CC]<[/color][color=#FFFF00]ChRoN[i]C[/color][color=#0099CC]> [/color][color=#FFFFFF]You know who I am right?
[12:32:09 AM] [/color][color=#0099CC]<[/color][color=#00FFFF]MyndFyre[/color][color=#0099CC]> [/color][color=#FFFFFF]Chr0nic?
[12:32:21 AM] [/color][color=#0099CC]<[/color][color=#FFFF00]ChRoN[i]C[/color][color=#0099CC]> [/color][color=#FFFFFF]shhh I get banned usually once people find that out in this channel :(
[12:32:35 AM] [/color][color=#0099CC]<[/color][color=#00FFFF]MyndFyre[/color][color=#0099CC]> [/color][color=#FFFFFF]how stupid do you think they are?!?[/color]

[quote author=Grok link=board=2;threadid=8092;start=210#msg76215 date=1092875827]
Topic Re-fixed.
[/quote]

Re-fixed? How/Why? Doesn't seem?

[quote author=Adron link=board=2;threadid=8092;start=210#msg76595 date=1093120251]
[quote author=Grok link=board=2;threadid=8092;start=210#msg76215 date=1092875827]
Topic Re-fixed.
[/quote]

Re-fixed? How/Why? Doesn't seem?
[/quote]

Back to thread for our channel funnies, not general world funnies.

[color=#FFFFFF][3:28:03 PM][/color] [color=#0099CC]<[/color][color=#FFFF00]UserLoser.[/color][color=#0099CC]>[/color] [color=#FFFFFF]what's HAGER stand for?[/color]
[color=#FFFFFF][3:28:13 PM][/color] [color=#0099CC]<[/color][color=#FFFF00]Hager[/color][color=#0099CC]>[/color] [color=#FFFFFF] I forget[/color]
[color=#FFFFFF][3:28:24 PM][/color] [color=#0099CC]<[/color][color=#00FFFF]Cin0rhc[/color][color=#0099CC]>[/color] I'd laugh if KP went .ban Hag* It stands for banned
[color=#FFFFFF][3:28:25 PM][/color] [color=#0099CC]<[/color][color=#FFFF00]Userloser.[/color][color=#0099CC]>[/color] [color=#FFFFFF] ah, ok HAGER[/color]
[color=#FFFFFF][3:28:37 PM][/color] [color=#0099CC]<[/color][color=#FFFF00]Spht[vL]@Azeroth[/color][color=#0099CC]>[/color] [color=#FFFFFF] i wouldn't that makes no sense[/color]
[color=#FFFFFF][3:35:07 PM][/color] [color=#0099CC]<[/color][color=#FFFF00]Spht[vL][/color][color=#0099CC]>[/color] [color=#FFFFFF] .ban cin* this is funny[/color]
[color=#FFFFFF][3:35:07 PM][/color] [color=#FFFF00]Cin0rhc was banned by [vL] (this is funny).[/color]
[color=#FFFFFF][3:35:07 PM][/color] [color=#FFFF00][vL] kicked you out of the channel![/color]
[color=#FFFFFF][3:35:07 PM][/color] [color=#00FF00] Joined channel The Void[/color]
[color=#FFFFFF][3:35:07 PM][/color] [color=#FFFF00]This channel does not have chat privileges.[/color]

Once again, I feel the wrath of Spht. Not exactly funny

[color=#FFFFFF][3:35:01 PM][/color] [color=#0099CC]<[/color][color=#FFFF00]Yoni[vL][/color][color=#0099CC]>[/color] [color=#FFFFFF]it's not funny at all[/color]

But, according to Spht it was amusing, so it makes the Funny Clips thread!

[quote author=ChR0NiC link=board=2;threadid=8092;start=210#msg76906 date=1093217646]
[color=#FFFFFF][3:28:03 PM][/color] [color=#0099CC]<[/color][color=#FFFF00]UserLoser.[/color][color=#0099CC]>[/color] [color=#FFFFFF]what's HAGER stand for?[/color]
[color=#FFFFFF][3:28:13 PM][/color] [color=#0099CC]<[/color][color=#FFFF00]Hager[/color][color=#0099CC]>[/color] [color=#FFFFFF] I forget[/color]
[color=#FFFFFF][3:28:24 PM][/color] [color=#0099CC]<[/color][color=#00FFFF]Cin0rhc[/color][color=#0099CC]>[/color] I'd laugh if KP went .ban Hag* It stands for banned
[color=#FFFFFF][3:28:25 PM][/color] [color=#0099CC]<[/color][color=#FFFF00]Userloser.[/color][color=#0099CC]>[/color] [color=#FFFFFF] ah, ok HAGER[/color]
[color=#FFFFFF][3:28:37 PM][/color] [color=#0099CC]<[/color][color=#FFFF00]Spht[vL]@Azeroth[/color][color=#0099CC]>[/color] [color=#FFFFFF] i wouldn't that makes no sense[/color]
[color=#FFFFFF][3:35:07 PM][/color] [color=#0099CC]<[/color][color=#FFFF00]Spht[vL][/color][color=#0099CC]>[/color] [color=#FFFFFF] .ban cin* this is funny[/color]
[color=#FFFFFF][3:35:07 PM][/color] [color=#FFFF00]Cin0rhc was banned by [vL] (this is funny).[/color]
[color=#FFFFFF][3:35:07 PM][/color] [color=#FFFF00][vL] kicked you out of the channel![/color]
[color=#FFFFFF][3:35:07 PM][/color] [color=#00FF00] Joined channel The Void[/color]
[color=#FFFFFF][3:35:07 PM][/color] [color=#FFFF00]This channel does not have chat privileges.[/color]

Once again, I feel the wrath of Spht. Not exactly funny
[color=#FFFFFF][3:35:01 PM][/color] [color=#0099CC]<[/color][color=#FFFF00]Yoni[vL][/color][color=#0099CC]>[/color] [color=#FFFFFF]it's not funny at all[/color]
But, according to Spht it was amusing, so it makes the Funny Clips thread!
[/quote]

Wow, you removed things / moved things around enough to make that sequence totally incorrect.

Here's what REALLY happened.

[color=#FFFFFF][19:29:19] <[/color][color=#FFFF00]Cin0rhc[/color][color=#FFFFFF]> I'd laugh if KP went .ban Hag* It stands for banned
[19:29:19] <[/color][color=#FFFF00]UserLoser.[/color][color=#FFFFFF]> ah, ok HAGER
[19:29:31] <[/color][color=#FFFF00]Spht[vL]@Azeroth[/color][color=#FFFFFF]> i wouldn't that makes no sense
[19:29:36] <[/color][color=#FFFF00]Hager[/color][color=#FFFFFF]> Cin,
[19:29:38] <[/color][color=#FFFF00]manner_bot2@Azeroth[/color][color=#FFFFFF]> spht backwards = thps = tony hawks pro skater
[19:29:55] <[/color][color=#FFFF00]Hager[/color][color=#FFFFFF]> manner, we werent supposed to tell anyone
[19:30:03] <[/color][color=#FFFF00]manner_bot2@Azeroth[/color][color=#FFFFFF]> oops.
[19:30:42] [/color][color=#00FF00]manner_bot2@Azeroth left the channel.
[/color][color=#FFFFFF][19:31:24] <[/color][color=#FFFF00]Hager tries to join vL[/color][color=#FFFFFF]>
[19:31:29] <[/color][color=#FFFF00]Hager[/color][color=#FFFFFF]> sweet
[19:31:32] <[/color][color=#FFFF00]Hager[/color][color=#FFFFFF]> it worked
[19:32:44] [/color][color=#00FF00]Griff[vL]@Azeroth left the channel.
[/color][color=#FFFFFF][19:33:51] [/color][color=#00FF00]Hager left the channel.
[/color][color=#FFFFFF][19:34:29] <[/color][color=#FFFF00]UserLoser.[/color][color=#FFFFFF]> https://davnit.net/bnet/vL/phpbbs/index.php?board=2;action=display;threadid=8092;start=210#lastpost
[19:34:33] <[/color][color=#FFFF00]UserLoser.[/color][color=#FFFFFF]> not funny
[19:35:55] <[/color][color=#FFFF00]Yoni[vL][/color][color=#FFFFFF]> it's not funny at all
[19:36:00] [/color][color=#00FF00]Griff[vL]@Azeroth joined the channel using Warcraft III: Reign of Chaos (level 0, best race random, icon peon).
[/color][color=#FFFFFF][19:36:01] [/color][color=#00FFFF]<Spht[vL]> .ban cin* this is funny
[/color][color=#FFFFFF][19:36:01] [/color][color=#FFFF00]Cin0rhc was banned by [vL] (this is funny).
[/color][color=#FFFFFF][19:36:01] [/color][color=#00FF00]Cin0rhc left the channel.
[/color]

Do these people think we are Blizzard?

[quote]
[17:34:03] <pop-n-pop> Hello
[17:35:01] <pop-n-pop> I am here to appologise on the behaf of Q(o.o)lllD@useast for that message earlier
[17:35:19] <pop-n-pop> I want to state that it was a dare
[17:35:27] <pop-n-pop> And that if u can unmute that key
[17:35:31] <pop-n-pop> please its his only 1
[17:35:46] <pop-n-pop> he ment no harm, and has learned his lesson
[17:36:15] <pop-n-pop> Also the dare was from a much more - non noob person who told him to say it
[17:36:21] <pop-n-pop> this person was Cyst[ac]
[/quote]

Apparently so. Can you add me to the WoW Beta please Mr Blizzard?
Thanks.

[quote author=Eternal link=topic=8092.msg85322#msg85322 date=1098255146]
Apparently so. Can you add me to the WoW Beta please Mr Blizzard?
Thanks.
[/quote]

Are you serious

omg, of course not.

[color=#FFFFFF][23:04:06] [/color][color=#FFFF4B]Search results: darkxir.fe => darkxir.fe: F.
[/color][color=#FFFFFF][23:04:35] [/color][color=#FF3232]No references to database entry darkxir.fe.
[/color][color=#FFFFFF][23:04:35] [/color][color=#007F7F]/listrefsto darkxir.fe
[/color][color=#FFFFFF][23:05:06] <[/color][color=#50E6DC]Spht[/color][color=#FFFFFF]> no db reference to entry darkxir.fe? am i missing something
[23:05:18] <[/color][color=#32FF96]darkxir.fe@USEast[/color][color=#FFFFFF]> No no..
[23:05:22] <[/color][color=#32FF96]darkxir.fe@USEast[/color][color=#FFFFFF]> The eyeneed* guy
[23:05:47] [/color][color=#BEBEBE]<From: [/color][color=#32FF96]darkxir.fe@USEast[/color][color=#BEBEBE]> [ 6:31:31 PM ] <From: eYenEEd0daYz> 3y3 aKs3D th1z d00d n4m3d BX @ #blackhats but h3 w4z t00 3L1t3 f0r m3, s0 h3 wuZ LyKe "no way man ur a kiddie" 3yE wuZ inSuLt3D
[/color][color=#FFFFFF][23:05:56] [/color][color=#BEBEBE]<To: [/color][color=#32FF96]darkxir.fe@USEast[/color][color=#BEBEBE]> i've gone cross-eyed
[/color][color=#FFFFFF][23:05:58] <[/color][color=#32FF96]darkxir.fe@USEast[/color][color=#FFFFFF]> He called me bx instead of dx, what a comedian :p
[23:06:20] <[/color][color=#50E6DC]Spht[/color][color=#FFFFFF]> darkxir, when you were F'd by vL?
[23:06:30] <[/color][color=#32FF96]darkxir.fe@USEast[/color][color=#FFFFFF]> I'd say..
[23:06:33] <[/color][color=#32FF96]darkxir.fe@USEast[/color][color=#FFFFFF]> About 8 months ago
[23:06:43] <[/color][color=#50E6DC]Spht[/color][color=#FFFFFF]> hmm
[23:06:50] <[/color][color=#50E6DC]Spht[/color][color=#FFFFFF]> ah
[23:06:54] <[/color][color=#50E6DC]Spht[/color][color=#FFFFFF]> zakath F'd you
[23:06:57] <[/color][color=#32FF96]darkxir.fe@USEast[/color][color=#FFFFFF]> mhm
[23:06:58] <[/color][color=#50E6DC]Spht[/color][color=#FFFFFF]> well, darkxir
[23:07:13] <[/color][color=#32FF96]darkxir.fe@USEast[/color][color=#FFFFFF]> yes?
[23:07:19] <[/color][color=#50E6DC]Spht[/color][color=#FFFFFF]> you were F'd by zakath
[23:07:31] <[/color][color=#32FF96]darkxir.fe@USEast[/color][color=#FFFFFF]> I think so
[23:07:53] <[/color][color=#50E6DC]Spht[/color][color=#FFFFFF]> was it your idea or his
[23:08:05] <[/color][color=#32FF96]darkxir.fe@USEast[/color][color=#FFFFFF]> I don't think I asked for a +F
[23:08:20] <[/color][color=#50E6DC]Spht[/color][color=#FFFFFF]> he F'd you without your permission?
[23:08:40] <[/color][color=#32FF96]darkxir.fe@USEast[/color][color=#FFFFFF]> Yep, I didn't think it was wrong.
[23:08:44] <[/color][color=#32FF96]darkxir.fe@USEast[/color][color=#FFFFFF]> He was nice about it..
[23:09:03] <[/color][color=#50E6DC]Spht[/color][color=#FFFFFF]> did you tell anyone about this?
[23:09:21] <[/color][color=#32FF96]darkxir.fe@USEast[/color][color=#FFFFFF]> Hmm, I actually wrote an essay about said events and posted it at my old work.
[23:09:29] <[/color][color=#50E6DC]Spht[/color][color=#FFFFFF]> ah
[23:09:38] <[/color][color=#50E6DC]Spht[/color][color=#FFFFFF]> zakath shouldn't be F'ing people without their permission
[23:09:45] <[/color][color=#50E6DC]Spht[/color][color=#FFFFFF]> nor should anyone for that matter
[23:09:50] <[/color][color=#32FF96]darkxir.fe@USEast[/color][color=#FFFFFF]> I agree
[23:10:04] <[/color][color=#50E6DC]Spht[/color][color=#FFFFFF]> i will see that it stops
[23:10:19] <[/color][color=#32FF96]darkxir.fe@USEast[/color][color=#FFFFFF]> Ahh..
[23:10:24] <[/color][color=#32FF96]darkxir.fe@USEast[/color][color=#FFFFFF]> So you're going to stop all the F'ing?
[23:10:42] <[/color][color=#50E6DC]Spht[/color][color=#FFFFFF]> no, just the unwanted F'ing
[23:10:47] <[/color][color=#32FF96]darkxir.fe@USEast[/color][color=#FFFFFF]> Oh.
[23:10:56] <[/color][color=#32FF96]darkxir.fe@USEast[/color][color=#FFFFFF]> Well, You're a good man for that
[23:11:03] <[/color][color=#50E6DC]Spht[/color][color=#FFFFFF]> i don't want anyone F'ing people that don't want to be F'd
[23:11:13] <[/color][color=#32FF96]darkxir.fe@USEast[/color][color=#FFFFFF]> That might cause some unwated problems you know..
[23:11:21] <[/color][color=#50E6DC]Spht[/color][color=#FFFFFF]> only for the F'er
[23:11:34] <[/color][color=#50E6DC]Spht[/color][color=#FFFFFF]> i don't care for the F'er who F's
[23:11:35] <[/color][color=#32FF96]darkxir.fe@USEast[/color][color=#FFFFFF]> Ahh, you can't really get in trouble for getting F'd, can you?
[23:11:47] <[/color][color=#50E6DC]Spht[/color][color=#FFFFFF]> no, it's not your falt you've been F'd
[23:11:57] <[/color][color=#32FF96]darkxir.fe@USEast[/color][color=#FFFFFF]> Well, I keep telling myself that...
[23:12:07] <[/color][color=#32FF96]darkxir.fe@USEast[/color][color=#FFFFFF]> How was I suppose to know Zakath was going to F me
[23:12:23] <[/color][color=#50E6DC]Spht[/color][color=#FFFFFF]> that's the idea.  you don't know until it happens
[23:12:37] <[/color][color=#32FF96]darkxir.fe@USEast[/color][color=#FFFFFF]> I mean, I couldn't stop the F'ing..it was too late
[23:12:51] <[/color][color=#50E6DC]Spht[/color][color=#FFFFFF]> he F'd you more than once?
[23:13:10] <[/color][color=#32FF96]darkxir.fe@USEast[/color][color=#FFFFFF]> He messed up the first time he F'd me, I think it took a couple trys
[23:13:21] <[/color][color=#50E6DC]Spht[/color][color=#FFFFFF]> what the fuck?[/color]

rofl. That was great. I wasn't sure he got it at first (maybe he didn't.)

I was aware of where he was going with it

At this point?

[quote][23:07:19] <Spht> you were F'd by zakath
/quote][/quote]

Nah

[quote][23:06:54] <Spht> zakath F'd you[/quote]

I think it was around: [23:08:20] <Spht> he F'd you without your permission?

Damn straight I did.

And I would do it again! :P

I thought Xyphet@Botnet F'd him

Zak, I wouldn't complain..  ::)

LMAO!

[quote author=Grok link=topic=8092.msg6516#msg6516 date=1048802814]
Well being that "Funny Clips From Clan [vL]" has been 90% "Funny Things Invert Thought Were Funny About What Invert Said", I didn't see any harm in this.
[/quote]

I just laughed at this for about 5 minutes straight. Epic.