I'm at work, right...
I was helping this one chick...we were doing a chkdsk....
She is talking to her kids..and I don't really listen...waiting for this command to finish
I hear her say
"well we gotta get the diarrhea to stop honey"
"are you wiping good"
"wiping till you don't see anymore??"

ugh.
There goes my lunch appetite.

Gee, thanks for sharing.

Most welcome!

This could be the start of a wonderful article...
"Tech support horror stories.."