The oxymoron thread! Don't post more than a few at a time, so everyone can join in the fun.

* French Resistance *

* poor jew *
* happily married country singer *
* angry Canadian *
* peaceful American *

* small crowd *

* anxious patient *
* floated to bottom *
* hells angels *

Jumbo Shrimp

* Aqua's Best Song *
* Cher's Best Song *
...etc.

* British fashion *
* safe sex *
* virtual reality *

* Network Security *

[quote author=Grok link=board=4;threadid=6483;start=0#msg57004 date=1082996488]
* Network Security *
[/quote]

* Internet Security *

Microsoft Works ;)

*Computer Jock* , *Educational Television*.

[quote author=Raven link=board=4;threadid=6483;start=0#msg57013 date=1082999136]
Microsoft Works ;)
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Took mine you bastard. >:(

Edit: Added a mean smilie to show my detest!

Edit 2:
Plastic Glasses
Same Difference //I hate when people say this

* Soft Rock *

[quote author=Newby link=board=4;threadid=6483;start=0#msg56995 date=1082992180]
* safe sex *
[/quote]

How's that an oxymoron?

whats an oxymoron?

[quote author=Fr0z3N link=board=4;threadid=6483;start=0#msg57039 date=1083013266]
whats an oxymoron?
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word combinations that although commonly used, might be funny to think of together. the classic is:

* military intelligence*

*High Interest*
*Artificial Intelligence*

[quote author=Grok link=board=4;threadid=6483;start=15#msg57041 date=1083013965]
[quote author=Fr0z3N link=board=4;threadid=6483;start=0#msg57039 date=1083013266]
whats an oxymoron?
[/quote]

word combinations that although commonly used, might be funny to think of together. the classic is:

* military intelligence*
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Haha thats off of Renosance Man starring Danny Devito, I have it, thats a great movie.

[quote author=warz link=board=4;threadid=6483;start=0#msg57028 date=1083006276]
[quote author=Newby link=board=4;threadid=6483;start=0#msg56995 date=1082992180]
* safe sex *
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How's that an oxymoron?
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As our teacher said, "The only safe sex is *insert picture of two money safes humping*"

There is protected sex (Condoms) but there is no "safe sex" (Except abstinance ... and humping safes :P)

"Gay Marraige"
One of the most over looked oxymorons..

*Stupid Idiot*

[quote author=Mitosis link=board=4;threadid=6483;start=15#msg57541 date=1083237757]
*Stupid Idiot*
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That's the opposite of an oxymoron.

[quote author=Fr0z3N link=board=4;threadid=6483;start=0#msg57039 date=1083013266]
whats an oxymoron?
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A rhetorical figure in which incongruous or contradictory terms are combined, as in a deafening silence and a mournful optimist.

[quote author=iago link=board=4;threadid=6483;start=15#msg57552 date=1083245403]
[quote author=Mitosis link=board=4;threadid=6483;start=15#msg57541 date=1083237757]
*Stupid Idiot*
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That's the opposite of an oxymoron.
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Whats the opposite then?

*Prude Slut*

[quote author=Mitosis link=board=4;threadid=6483;start=15#msg57612 date=1083273741]
[quote author=iago link=board=4;threadid=6483;start=15#msg57552 date=1083245403]
[quote author=Mitosis link=board=4;threadid=6483;start=15#msg57541 date=1083237757]
*Stupid Idiot*
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That's the opposite of an oxymoron.
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Whats the opposite then?
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hmm, "stupid iago" would be ;)

or, Stupid Smartass.

*Intelligent Mitosis* work? :P

*A 12-Ounce Pound Cake*
*Big Baby*
*Clean Dirt*
*Date Rape*
*Good Shit*
*Hard Liquor*
/edit (added one more)
*Oxymoron* (Oxus=sharp, Moron=dull)

[quote author=___/\___ link=board=4;threadid=6483;start=15#msg57769 date=1083352159]
*Oxymoron* (Oxus=sharp, Moron=dull)
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That is beautiful


*Me in most cases*
*right to a speedy trial*

*Microsoft Works*

[quote author=OuTLawZGoSu link=board=4;threadid=6483;start=15#msg57858 date=1083393493]
*Microsoft Works*
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If you were paying attention, that was already posted a long time ago.

This one hismajesty posted on another forum, but yah

*CSB from scratch*

Not oxymoron but I hate when people say this none the less.
1) irregardless.

Also, when people say "six of one, and a half dozen of another" I had a math professor say that. GRRRR. What are other things people say that bother you?

[quote author=CrAz3D link=board=4;threadid=6483;start=30#msg57896 date=1083426222]
This one hismajesty posted on another forum, but yah

*CSB from scratch*
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That was taken out of context kinda! :-X

[quote author=hismajesty link=board=4;threadid=6483;start=30#msg58058 date=1083501242]
[quote author=CrAz3D link=board=4;threadid=6483;start=30#msg57896 date=1083426222]
This one hismajesty posted on another forum, but yah

*CSB from scratch*
[/quote]

That was taken out of context kinda! :-X
[/quote]My oops, sorry trusty

High-speed Dial-up.

"experts at Microsoft"

[quote author=iago link=board=4;threadid=6483;start=30#msg59175 date=1084115867]
"experts at Microsoft"
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Actually, they have some very smart people there. I happen to know several of them myself.

"Kosher Pork"

*Vegetarian that eats fish*
*Veggie Burger*

apartment.... yet they are so close together.

[quote author=Skywing link=board=4;threadid=6483;start=30#msg59248 date=1084146179]
[quote author=iago link=board=4;threadid=6483;start=30#msg59175 date=1084115867]
"experts at Microsoft"
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Actually, they have some very smart people there. I happen to know several of them myself.
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You're right, but that's the not-fun way of looking at it. I have heard from several people that they have very clever programmers.

[quote author=iago link=board=4;threadid=6483;start=30#msg59175 date=1084115867]
"experts at Microsoft"
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[quote author=Skywing link=board=4;threadid=6483;start=30#msg59248 date=1084146179]
Actually, they have some very smart people there. I happen to know several of them myself.
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I think it's obvious who Skywing works or will work for >:(

*stupidly smart*
*rolling up a mountain*
*clearly misunderstood*
*pretty ugly*
*friendly argument*
*original copy* <~ big one :P
*medium large*
*minor disaster*
*plastic glass*
*small crowd*
*awfully good*
*stangley familiar*

Sorry for posting so many, but I'm on a roll 8)

"backside"