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iago
I don't know if this is true or not because I heard it from a smoker, but apparently it is:

China has the highest number of smokers in the world.
Lung cancer is almost unheard of in China.

Anybody else hear about this statistic?
April 22, 2004, 3:07 PM
jigsaw
That is because Chinese people for the most part are not human, we all know this. :)
April 22, 2004, 3:11 PM
iago
[quote author=jigsaw link=board=35;threadid=6426;start=0#msg56312 date=1082646661]
That is because Chinese people for the most part are not human, we all know this. :)
[/quote]

I was thinking that. When I see them at university, they always have a glazed over look, and their eyes look alien. I'm scared :(
April 22, 2004, 3:55 PM
The-Rabid-Lord
If thats true does that mean we have been lied to about smoking damages or do the chinese possess a special item :o
April 22, 2004, 7:14 PM
Adron
[quote author=The-Rabid-Lord link=board=35;threadid=6426;start=0#msg56332 date=1082661275]
If thats true does that mean we have been lied to about smoking damages or do the chinese possess a special item :o
[/quote]

It just means that the chinese never diagnose lung cancer, they just let the SOBs die. Orwell, most of them drown in the rice fields around the age of 40, well before they'd have gotten lung cancer anyways.
April 22, 2004, 7:29 PM
SNiFFeR
China also has the biggest population in the world. ( I think) So I assume the statistic would fit.
April 22, 2004, 7:44 PM
Soul Taker
This is like the whole sickle cell anemia thing, you can't really compare health factors in two different races and then try to say the comparison proves some item is bad or good for everyone.
April 22, 2004, 7:49 PM
Adron
Yeah exactly. They're completely different. It's just like with the jews, everyone knows their skin makes good lamps, yet noone would consider making lamps of a real human.
April 22, 2004, 8:47 PM
warz
I agree.
April 23, 2004, 2:17 AM
iago
[quote author=Adron link=board=35;threadid=6426;start=0#msg56349 date=1082666831]
Yeah exactly. They're completely different. It's just like with the jews, everyone knows their skin makes good lamps, yet noone would consider making lamps of a real human.
[/quote]

hmm, I didn't know that. Perhaps somebody could convince Yoni to shed some skin and try it out?
April 23, 2004, 2:40 AM
Yoni
Uhh no. That's a holocaust story. They made lampshade and soap out of Jews, it was very efficient.
April 23, 2004, 12:56 PM
Adron
Yes, the Jew race obviously have different health and usability factors from other races. They tried using them as workers, like the Niggers, but Jews didn't work out for that. It's obviously a race thing, what works with one race doesn't work with another. Just like no other race was made to rule like the Arian.
April 23, 2004, 3:13 PM
iago
[quote author=Adron link=board=35;threadid=6426;start=0#msg56445 date=1082733230]
Yes, the Jew race obviously have different health and usability factors from other races. They tried using them as workers, like the Niggers, but Jews didn't work out for that. It's obviously a race thing, what works with one race doesn't work with another. Just like no other race was made to rule like the Arian.
[/quote]

Jews complain too much to be workers :)

I wonder if non-jewish skin would make a good lamp, though. Adron, can you find us a Swede to try this?

(hmm, I don't like what this thread started, ohwell, too late now :))
April 23, 2004, 4:05 PM
hismajesty
Perhaps Canadian skin is good too, probably too much s/h from Sweden. iago would make a great test subject. :P
April 23, 2004, 4:53 PM
jigsaw
I like Adron a lot better now. He said nigger, and Jew Lamp. Just be sure to use a 15W bulb Adron, anything stronger may cause a stench.
April 23, 2004, 9:00 PM
Adron
[quote author=jigsaw link=board=35;threadid=6426;start=0#msg56506 date=1082754023]
I like Adron a lot better now. He said nigger, and Jew Lamp. Just be sure to use a 15W bulb Adron, anything stronger may cause a stench.
[/quote]

Ah, thanks for the advice. I haven't done any testing on it, and it would be such a shame to waste a perfectly good lamp.
April 23, 2004, 10:47 PM
Tuberload
[quote author=iago link=board=35;threadid=6426;start=0#msg56454 date=1082736355]
(hmm, I don't like what this thread started, ohwell, too late now :))
[/quote]

I agree this thread is very...interesting. :o
April 23, 2004, 10:49 PM
Thing
[quote] ... it would be such a shame to waste a perfectly good lamp.[/quote]

A more appropriate response would be, "it would be such a shame to waste a perfectly good Jew".
April 24, 2004, 3:40 AM
Yoni
Starting now whenever I see an anti-Jew post I will kill a Palestinian and a bee.
April 24, 2004, 4:05 AM
iago
[quote author=Thing link=board=35;threadid=6426;start=15#msg56557 date=1082778028]
[quote] ... it would be such a shame to waste a perfectly good lamp.[/quote]

A more appropriate response would be, "it would be such a shame to waste a perfectly good Jew".
[/quote]

I was going to say exactly that, word for word.
April 24, 2004, 4:20 AM
Adron
[quote author=Thing link=board=35;threadid=6426;start=15#msg56557 date=1082778028]
[quote] ... it would be such a shame to waste a perfectly good lamp.[/quote]

A more appropriate response would be, "it would be such a shame to waste a perfectly good Jew".
[/quote]

But there are so many of them! There are far fewer perfectly good Jew skin lamps!
April 24, 2004, 10:40 AM
Mephisto
Japan is now seeing a rapid increase of heart disease and death rates after American food came into their country. Before that, they had a significantly less preventable disease rate and lived to be much older than people in other countries. America should stop spreading their mal-nutritious food around to other countries. ;) Just thought I bring it up since we were talking about China, and China and Japan to most people are the *same thing* which btw are not. ;)
April 28, 2004, 1:28 AM
iago
[quote author=Mephisto link=board=35;threadid=6426;start=15#msg57206 date=1083115704]
Japan is now seeing a rapid increase of heart disease and death rates after American food came into their country. Before that, they had a significantly less preventable disease rate and lived to be much older than people in other countries. America should stop spreading their mal-nutritious food around to other countries. ;) Just thought I bring it up since we were talking about China, and China and Japan to most people are the *same thing* which btw are not. ;)
[/quote]
They aren't? Crap.. But I can still generalize across both of them, right? :)
April 28, 2004, 1:40 PM
Grok
[quote author=Mephisto link=board=35;threadid=6426;start=15#msg57206 date=1083115704]
Japan is now seeing a rapid increase of heart disease and death rates after American food came into their country. Before that, they had a significantly less preventable disease rate and lived to be much older than people in other countries. America should stop spreading their mal-nutritious food around to other countries. ;) Just thought I bring it up since we were talking about China, and China and Japan to most people are the *same thing* which btw are not. ;)
[/quote]

Last time I checked, America did not have a policy of shipping food to the Japanese without their buying it.
April 28, 2004, 1:54 PM

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