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Grok
A couple months ago we talked about Georgia banning "evolution" from schools. Here's something else from Georgia.

http://www.cnn.com/2004/US/South/03/09/million.dollar.bill.ap/index.html
March 10, 2004, 4:28 AM
crashtestdummy
I think they may need to unban some kind of evolution. I think they may be going downhill.
March 10, 2004, 4:39 AM
Yoni
Mmm... $1 million bill. That is SO Leisure Suit Larry 2.
March 10, 2004, 8:16 AM
CrAz3D
Psh, $1 million is hardly enough to buy Rhode Island, chump change for some of us.

Too bad I'm excluded from us, lol
March 10, 2004, 2:51 PM
j0k3r
Ah nice, I heard that on the news this morning wanted to check it out. They also mentioned the pictured explains alot :P Are all chicks from Georgia that hot?

Is she retarded? Why not counterfeit something REAL and that stores might actually ACCEPT. There is no way the store clerk could have made change for $1 million.
March 10, 2004, 3:23 PM
CrAz3D
Unless they are the single busiest store on the face of the Earth, pulling in over $1 billion a day.

Hmm...she could've run to the Wally-World Cashier help desk, cuz WalMart probably makes somewhere close to $1 billion.
March 10, 2004, 3:34 PM
Grok
[quote author=j0k3r link=board=4;threadid=5706;start=0#msg48728 date=1078932198]Is she retarded? Why not counterfeit something REAL and that stores might actually ACCEPT. There is no way the store clerk could have made change for $1 million.[/quote]

Apparently banning the word "evolution" was the final step for Georgia, as it halted actual evolution a century earlier.
March 10, 2004, 4:13 PM
iago
Is there actually such thing as a million dollar bill? I know there's one Trillian Dollar Bill, but Mr. Burns has it.
March 10, 2004, 7:21 PM
Hitmen
[quote author=iago link=board=4;threadid=5706;start=0#msg48752 date=1078946515]
Is there actually such thing as a million dollar bill? I know there's one Trillian Dollar Bill, but Mr. Burns has it.
[/quote]
Nuh uh, Castro took it.
March 10, 2004, 10:35 PM
iago
[quote author=Hitmen link=board=4;threadid=5706;start=0#msg48800 date=1078958100]
[quote author=iago link=board=4;threadid=5706;start=0#msg48752 date=1078946515]
Is there actually such thing as a million dollar bill? I know there's one Trillian Dollar Bill, but Mr. Burns has it.
[/quote]
Nuh uh, Castro took it.
[/quote]

That's what a guy at work said, I argued that there is no evidence that that has already happened, the Simpsons obviously occur within the span of a year, but nobody knows *which* year. It might be 2005!
March 10, 2004, 11:37 PM
Hitmen
Well it's bound to happen before 2008 then, that's when Castro is going to be assassinated. At least according to Island Thunder. (I think it was 2008 :P)
March 11, 2004, 12:24 AM
iago
Actually, it has to be before 2004 because GWB is in it and he won't be running the country after this election :)
March 11, 2004, 1:20 AM
CrAz3D
[quote author=iago link=board=4;threadid=5706;start=0#msg48836 date=1078968042]
Actually, it has to be before 2004 because GWB is in it and he won't be running the country after this election :)
[/quote]
Poor Shrubby, everyone picks on him, maybe we could make a $1.3 bill with his face on it.
March 11, 2004, 2:04 AM
j0k3r
[quote author=iago link=board=4;threadid=5706;start=0#msg48752 date=1078946515]
Is there actually such thing as a million dollar bill? [/quote]
No.
March 11, 2004, 3:43 AM
Soul Taker
The highest bill produced by the US mint that was in circulation was a $10,000 denomination. $100,000 bills were actually used, but only between banks for transferring large amounts of money. They obviously don't need that now since they can do it electronically.
March 11, 2004, 1:40 PM
iago
Ah, it was an accident, she thought it was real:
http://www.cnn.com/2004/US/South/03/11/million.ap.jpg.ap/index.html
March 11, 2004, 2:32 PM
CrAz3D
When is the first law banning stupid people, morons, & idiots gonna be signed!?
March 11, 2004, 3:06 PM

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