Let's start some jokes going.

How do you give a woman more freedom???

You give her a bigger kitchen.

Ruskie humor...

lol my american friends found it funny.

Another Joke (Sick): There is a fly in the sky and this frog is thinking that if it drops six inches, itll be able to snatch it whole. A fish is thinking that it then will be able to eat the frog. A bear is thinking that he will grab the fish. A man is thinking that he will hunt the bear. A mouse is planning to eat the man's cheese and a cat is planning to eat the mouse afterwards.

So, the fly goes down six inches, the fish eats the frog, the bear eats the fish, the human shoots the bear, the mouse eats the man's cheese, the cat goes for the mouse but falls into the water.

What's the moral of the story? When a fly goes down six inches, you're going to get a wet pussy.