[QUOTE]OK, I am perfectly straight, definitely NOT GAY but I kind of had an experience once. I was at my friend's house (HE'S NOT GAY EITHER) and we were playing a perfectly heterosexual videogame on the X-Box (which is much less gay than the Gamecube). So I stand up because I beat him (in the game) and my pants BY PURE ACCIDENT fall down and he can see my penis.

He walks over to go puke in the bathroom but he ACCIDENTALLY TRIPPED and his mouth landed on my penis. I was struggling to push him off me but I guess because we were pushing against each other he UNKNOWINGLY started giving me a blow job.

I kept yelling at him to stop because I'M NOT GAY AT ALL, NOT AT ALL but I guess his asthma kicked in and he kept doing it. Eventually I came but ONLY BECAUSE I WAS THINKING OF KATHY IRELAND WHO IS A WOMAN AND NOT A MAN, BECAUSE I AM STRAIGHT AND ONLY LIKE MEN and my friend was FORCED to swallow my manchowder because we didn't want anyone to think that all these events were anymore than an unfortunate accident which they WERE because neither of us are gay and neither of us likes men so it was all just an accident.
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Saw on somethingawful forums.

[quote]BECAUSE I AM STRAIGHT AND ONLY LIKE MEN[/quote]

I see...

That made me laugh :)

...? Does this mean @ my friend's apartment I need to get the girls playing more & win alot? I think so.

[quote author=Newby link=board=4;threadid=5477;start=0#msg46300 date=1077861483]
[QUOTE]How gay is this ?![/QUOTE]
[/quote]

Quite, quite gay ::).

Sounds like he enjoyed it.

[quote]
ONLY BECAUSE I WAS THINKING OF KATHY IRELAND WHO IS A WOMAN AND NOT A MAN, BECAUSE I AM STRAIGHT AND ONLY LIKE MEN
[/quote]
Right.

That was already pointed out storm.

Hmm, btw.
He says he tried to push him away, right? And then his friend's asthma kicked in. So umm, did his friend PULL HIM TO HIMSELF or what? I'm confused. :-\

Do you want the details so you can recreate them or something? Sorry dude, I'm not willing.

The fact that you and NetCooler have nearly the same pretty icon, already has me worried. :p

[quote author=Grok link=board=4;threadid=5477;start=0#msg46941 date=1078169911]
The fact that you and NetCooler have nearly the same pretty icon, already has me worried. :p
[/quote]

haha, I noticed that too. I got them mixed up on a different post, but then I realized "this doesn't sound like yoni" and read the name :)

::)
Well, basically, I designed Yoni his avatar. Actually, I designed this icon for his yPlugin project thingie thing (Trillian plugin), and when he found out that his school's website featured the same animated GIF he had as an avatar (for all you non-old schoolers: a kid on the floor, doing math), he wanted to change it. So, I suggested the yPlugin icons - resized. So I sent him, and he used.
Anyway, a couple of days ago I registered the forums myself, and needed an Avatar. I jokingly asked Yoni if I should have nPlugin avatar (There's no such thing, it just means the yPlugin icons with N instead of Y), and he said it would be cool. After consulting with my lover-- err, I mean friend, I decided it could be cool as well. So there. Shtoom.

Edit:
i pwn j00 all n00bs in ph0t0sh0p

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[23:33:14] Yoni: You go into too much history
[23:33:21] Netcooler: inu
[23:33:25] Yoni: A simple "i pwn j00 all n00bs in ph0t0sh0p" would suffice
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Edit 2:
[23:35:21] Yoni: sigh

This is getting so off-topic. Sorry =)

[quote author=Netcooler link=board=4;threadid=5477;start=0#msg46953 date=1078176726]
::)
Well, basically, I designed Yoni ... .[/quote]
What language is he written in?

[quote author=j0k3r link=board=4;threadid=5477;start=0#msg46956 date=1078177417]
What language is he written in?
[/quote]

I wrote him in COOLIO (Common Object Oriented Language for Input and Output). Otherwise he's just your ordinary Yoni android.

Edit: fixed quote.

Yoni designed my avatar.
I stole Yoni and NetCoolers images and put the blue over eachother trying to cover the emptiness left when adding the U to the image.

So yeah, I suck with graphics

[quote author=UserLoser. link=board=4;threadid=5477;start=15#msg47011 date=1078194710]
Yoni designed my avatar.
[/quote]

[img]http://bespin.org/~phrozen/cantseeshit.jpg[/img]

Is ul.net hosted on your computer or something?

Funniest story i've ever heard!

hmmm soooooo hes NOT wearing boxers for WHAT reason?
and if u were to fall wouldn't u try to keep ur mouth shut?
either this guy is a complete FLAMER or that story is bull shit
and what happened to him about to puke? there are many things in that story that i just cant seem to grasp.(big word ;D)

[quote author=Sanosuke link=board=4;threadid=5477;start=15#msg47641 date=1078495300]
hmmm soooooo hes NOT wearing boxers for WHAT reason?
and if u were to fall wouldn't u try to keep ur mouth shut?
either this guy is a complete FLAMER or that story is bull shit
and what happened to him about to puke? there are many things in that story that i just cant seem to grasp.(big word ;D)
[/quote]

Of course that story's bullshit :P

[quote author=iago link=board=4;threadid=5477;start=15#msg47648 date=1078496619]
[quote author=Sanosuke link=board=4;threadid=5477;start=15#msg47641 date=1078495300]
hmmm soooooo hes NOT wearing boxers for WHAT reason?
and if u were to fall wouldn't u try to keep ur mouth shut?
either this guy is a complete FLAMER or that story is bull shit
and what happened to him about to puke? there are many things in that story that i just cant seem to grasp.(big word ;D)
[/quote]

Of course that story's bullshit :P
[/quote]
Or the guy is really gay and trying to cover it up :)

yeh seemed too convinient..asthma...then all that crazy shit about them pushing...and HOW THE HELL DID HIS HEAD GO UP AND DOWN? did his friend continue doing it or what? im sure asthma wouldn't make ur head do that would it?...im sure that was a dream he had...( a dream not a nightmare cause im sure the guy that wrote that said im NOT gay so many times that every1 now knows he IS in fact GAY)

I've seen posts like this before, it's either a way to get attention or he left the computer logged in at school.

A similar one is where the kid got drunk and slept with his mom and got her pregnant, fake story, probably just a way to get attention.

[quote author=j0k3r link=board=4;threadid=5477;start=15#msg47655 date=1078497177]
I've seen posts like this before, it's either a way to get attention or he left the computer logged in at school.

A similar one is where the kid got drunk and slept with his mom and got her pregnant, fake story, probably just a way to get attention.
[/quote]

im sure kids HAVE gotten their moms pregnant drunk or not...so that may not be entirely true :P

If it was true, it'd be just stupid. The fact that it's a false good story makes it funny.

[quote author=Naem link=board=4;threadid=5477;start=15#msg47045 date=1078209658]
Is ul.net hosted on your computer or something?
[/quote]

yes, fixed all domain/ip problems

No longer using an avatar, but for those of you that want to see it:

[img]http://www.userloser.net/U.png[/img]

It's not that gay.

[quote author=UserLoser. link=board=4;threadid=5477;start=15#msg47828 date=1078541204]
No longer using an avatar[/quote]

Thanks :)