It's the guess what Thing looks like contest!
This is another exciting contest where the winner will receive a fabulous prize!

After snooping around on the vl server and finding pictures of some of the members, I realized
that none of you look like what my minds eye envisioned. Because of this supernatural revelation,
I am holding this contest to find out what you think I look like.

You can use any form of answer that you want.
Examples would be:

1. Height = 6'7"
Weight = 497lbs.
Hair = Black
Race = Asian
Notes: He has long monkey like arms and a fluffy tail. He eats his food with his fingers
and farts constantly.

2. He looks like a combination of Geddy Lee and Pamela Anderson.

As with the Desktop War, this contest comes complete with a fabulous prize which is TBA.
The winner will be the one that comes closest to describing me. I might even post a pic.

Good Luck!

I think I saw a picture of you once. Let's see, hair down to your ass and the eyes (stare) of a serial killer?

He looks like a combination of LeChuck from Monkey Island and Bernard from Day of the Tentacle.

Um, you have many arms, can take the shape of a creature you kill. You are trying to take over an antartic base at present.

He's his avatar I tells ye!@

He's 6'10", weighs 400 pounds, and eats small children for breakfast.

[quote author=Thing link=board=35;threadid=5296;start=0#msg44287 date=1076782413]
It's the guess what Thing looks like contest!

1. Height = 6'7"
Weight = 497lbs.
Hair = Black
Race = Asian
Notes: He has long monkey like arms and a fluffy tail. He eats his food with his fingers
and farts constantly.
[/quote]

You think you're so smart. By posting a description of yourself, everyone will think you look nothing like that, and will guess the opposite. Well Mr Smarty, you're not fooling everyone.

Iago, I'm offended by that "Serial Killer" crack. Let's not bring my criminal history into this please.

Height = 6'3"
Weight = 267lbs.
Hair = Dark
Race = White
Notes: He eats his food with his fingers and farts constantly.

*resurrects this thread*

[quote author=iago link=topic=5296.msg103461#msg103461 date=1110645400]
*resurrects this thread*
[/quote]

*kills this thread*

Your profile tells me your 4 year old girl, and you live in texas.

Height 6'2"
Weight = 254lb
Race = White
Notes: Lives in a server case

Yes, I'm assuming Thing is rather tall - judging by his hands.

I have very small hands, yet I am tall. :-\

Height 5'11"
Hair: Grey
Race: White
Clothing: Dark Blue Suit
IQ: 48

Oh, damn, wrong person. Guess who?

[quote author=Shout link=topic=5296.msg103538#msg103538 date=1110667741]
Height 5'11"
Hair: Grey
Race: White
Clothing: Dark Blue Suit
IQ: 48

Oh, damn, wrong person. Guess who?
[/quote]

You?

[quote author=Shout link=topic=5296.msg103538#msg103538 date=1110667741]
Height 5'11"
Hair: Grey
Race: White
Clothing: Dark Blue Suit
IQ: 48

Oh, damn, wrong person. Guess who?
[/quote]

Shut up. There's a forum made for this stuff.

Who is this albino person you are talking about. I think that being albino is one of the coolest things ever.

Height = 5' 11"
Weight = 185 lbs.
Hair = light brown and very long
I live in a shoebox.
I like pizza and German Beir.
I am not really a 4 year old girl.

[quote author=Thing link=topic=5296.msg103922#msg103922 date=1110900059]
I am not really a 4 year old girl.
[/quote]

Liar ;)

[quote author=Thing link=topic=5296.msg103922#msg103922 date=1110900059]
I am not really a 4 year old girl.
[/quote]

Thats not what you said last night!

[quote author=Thing link=topic=5296.msg103922#msg103922 date=1110900059]
I like pizza and German Beir.
[/quote]

Did you hear about that big scandal where Germany is hosting some sporting even sponsered by Bud, so they are trying to make German bars only sell bud? haha, the Germans are just about ready to go to war (the guy who told me about it came from Germany).

[quote author=iago link=topic=5296.msg103938#msg103938 date=1110908872]
[quote author=Thing link=topic=5296.msg103922#msg103922 date=1110900059]
I like pizza and German Beir.
[/quote]

Did you hear about that big scandal where Germany is hosting some sporting even sponsered by Bud, so they are trying to make German bars only sell bud? haha, the Germans are just about ready to go to war (the guy who told me about it came from Germany).
[/quote]
I heard the same thing.  Bud is a foul beerlike substance that poisons humans.  I only drink it when I have no other choice, or if it's free.

[quote author=Thing link=topic=5296.msg103949#msg103949 date=1110913644]
I heard the same thing.  Bud is a foul beerlike substance that poisons humans.  I only drink it when I have no other choice, or if it's free.
[/quote]

Haha, that's good.  Only drink Bud when it's free.

But really, that is a strange story.  What are those people thinking, only allowing Bud beer there.  Germany is the home of great beer, and Bud will ruin that.  Darn, I guess I'll never get me some of that excellent German beer.

[quote author=iago link=topic=5296.msg103938#msg103938 date=1110908872]
[quote author=Thing link=topic=5296.msg103922#msg103922 date=1110900059]
I like pizza and German Beir.
[/quote]

Did you hear about that big scandal where Germany is hosting some sporting even sponsered by Bud, so they are trying to make German bars only sell bud? haha, the Germans are just about ready to go to war (the guy who told me about it came from Germany).
[/quote]Free.............mmmmmmm, yum