My friend bought a can of Chinotto flavoured beverage to see it was like. I took a sip and almost puked, it was so gross. My exact words were, "It tastes like pooh" because it tasted the way I imagined pooh would taste like (I swear).

Anyway, I googled it for the fun of it, and the first english site (try it) said exactly that. It so true!!

<Edit> oops - the site is this:
http://www.itsthego.com/features/chinotto/

Damn it, it wasn't that bad