This is a fortune that some of you have probably seen before. I laughed pretty hard at it, so it's a good thing I have my own office. Then I felt like such a geek. I also tried to run it, just in case some of those were commands I didn't know about.

[quote]better !pout !cry
better watchout
lpr why
santa claus <north pole >town

cat /etc/passwd >list
ncheck list
ncheck list
cat list | grep naughty >nogiftlist
cat list | grep nice >giftlist
santa claus <north pole > town

who | grep sleeping
who | grep awake
who | egrep 'bad|good'
for (goodness sake) {
be good
}[/quote]

haha :P