http://www.jhochwald.de/windxxf/windoof.html
i thought they were pretty funny

They were probably funny in 1995.

I think they are quite funny. :P

They're all really old/lame, except this one which I don't read as a joke but as a wonderful analogy:

[quote]
DOS 6.0 and Windows 3.1 - A turtle and its shell
[/quote]

Too bad it's so outdated and doesn't apply to today.

My favourite has got to be [quote]Windows - Just another pain in the glass.[/quote]

Ya know your nerds when you tell jokes about windows. I bet that's like Bill Gates Other profession, make stupid jokes about something he made :)

[quote author=Grok link=board=4;threadid=4488;start=0#msg37444 date=1072701655]
They were probably funny in 1995.
[/quote]

Hahaha Grok, couldn't have been said better (or in a more funny way.)

Do you all understand them?

"Windows - a XT emulator for an AT "

"Coming soon: EDLIN for Windows"

I was dissing myself

[quote author=Adron link=board=4;threadid=4488;start=0#msg38834 date=1073589025]
Do you all understand them?

"Windows - a XT emulator for an AT "

"Coming soon: EDLIN for Windows"
[/quote]

I do. My first computer was an IBM XT 286, which was an AT in an XT case, because IBM had lots of extra cases to use and didn't want to waste them.

[quote author=Adron link=board=4;threadid=4488;start=0#msg38834 date=1073589025]
Do you all understand them?

"Windows - a XT emulator for an AT "

"Coming soon: EDLIN for Windows"


[/quote]
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[quote]
Microsoft(R) Windows DOS
(C)Copyright Microsoft Corp 1990-2001.

C:\DOCUME~1\SKYWING>edlin /?
Starts Edlin, a line-oriented text editor.

EDLIN [drive:][path]filename [/B]

/B Ignores end-of-file (CTRL+Z) characters.

C:\DOCUME~1\SKYWING>
[/quote]
*shudder*

haha, I've heard some horrible stories about line-editors from the "good" ol' days.

Well, line editors are a bit like vi...