Valhalla Legends Forums Archive | Thing-O-Rama ™ | Delivering the Proposal

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Thing
This weekend I put together a proposal to set up and manage a network for a company located north of Dallas. These guys do targeting and guidance systems for air-to-surface missiles for the USAF. I delivered it this morning and DAMN! Talk about a tough crowd! Here I am in this room full of PhD’s, who know their shit doesn't stink, trying to get them to come down to my level and understand that just because you're a rocket scientist doesn't mean you have to be an ass! One guy was appalled that I was going to charge them a consultation fee for putting together the proposal. I guess he thought that I enjoyed those 15 hours of work so much that I was just going to do it for free. HA!

Anyway, they chilled out when I gave them an impromptu demonstration of remote access through VPN and some other cool tricks. I even heard the ass say "Wow" once. HA! Again! I'll give you guys an update when they award me the contract. :)
November 24, 2003, 9:30 PM
Thing
OK, the head propellar head just called and awarded me the contract. ;) Now I must figure out a way to inject special code into their targeting software that will direct all missles to Canada.
November 26, 2003, 4:15 PM
Hitmen
Run, iago!
November 26, 2003, 5:04 PM
iago
haha, I'm not worried. No person or missile could possibly find my city. It'll just miss horribly.
November 26, 2003, 6:44 PM
Zerg
[quote author=Thing link=board=35;threadid=3822;start=0#msg31656 date=1069863310]
OK, the head propellar head just called and awarded me the contract. ;) Now I must figure out a way to inject special code into their targeting software that will direct all missles to Canada.
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How big are these contracts? How long does they last?
November 26, 2003, 9:07 PM
Thing
This contract is a little one. Tuesday I'll go there and interview them to get some more details and create the plan of action. It will probably run around $10K up front and then a monthly maintenance fee. The initial installation will take around 10 hours.
November 26, 2003, 9:51 PM
Zerg
[quote author=Thing link=board=35;threadid=3822;start=0#msg31746 date=1069883494]
This contract is a little one. Tuesday I'll go there and interview them to get some more details and create the plan of action. It will probably run around $10K up front and then a monthly maintenance fee. The initial installation will take around 10 hours.
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whoa...where's your profit in that nice number.(small contract you say? - lol)
November 26, 2003, 10:28 PM
Denial
"air-to-surface missiles for the USAF" could i buy a few? cheap? i have some people i don't like
November 27, 2003, 8:10 PM
Crypticflare
Buy 7 get the 8th one free
November 27, 2003, 11:19 PM
Hitmen
[quote author=Crypticflare link=board=35;threadid=3822;start=0#msg32125 date=1069975164]
Buy 7 get the 8th one free
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Prepay your batch of rockets (air-to-air) and recieve a portable rocket-lacuncher for free!
https://davnit.net/bnet/vL/phpbbs/index.php?board=4;action=display;threadid=2475
November 29, 2003, 4:15 AM
Grok
[quote author=Denial link=board=35;threadid=3822;start=0#msg32068 date=1069963818]
"air-to-surface missiles for the USAF" could i buy a few? cheap? i have some people i don't like
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You have a private jet you'll be mounting these on?
November 30, 2003, 8:59 AM

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