Valhalla Legends Forums Archive | General Discussion | My cats are better than you

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Spht
[img]http://www.valhallalegends.com/spht/images/cats.jpg[/img]
November 24, 2003, 4:14 PM
Skywing
[quote author=Spht link=board=2;threadid=3813;start=0#msg31115 date=1069690476]
[img]http://www.valhallalegends.com/spht/images/cats.jpg[/img]
[/quote]
So Yoni is one of your cats? Interesting...
November 24, 2003, 4:30 PM
Spht
I had to fill the empty slot somehow.
November 24, 2003, 4:35 PM
joykillah
LoL thats too funny.. calling yoni a pussy i guess?
November 24, 2003, 6:34 PM
warz
Cats should die.
November 24, 2003, 7:05 PM
Soul Taker
Cats DO die.
November 24, 2003, 7:06 PM
K
Yeah, well my cats have more attitude.
[img]http://www.darkvariant.com/images/kitty!.JPG[/img][img]http://www.darkvariant.com/images/kitten.jpg[/img][img]http://www.darkvariant.com/images/kitten_w.JPG[/img]
November 24, 2003, 7:12 PM
Denial
tess looks exactly like my cat except mine isn't fat
November 24, 2003, 7:37 PM
Spht
[quote author=joykillah link=board=2;threadid=3813;start=0#msg31128 date=1069698891]
LoL thats too funny.. calling yoni a pussy i guess?
[/quote]

Umm. No.

Edit - It's one of those jokes which have no meaning, I just thought I'd be funny. Maybe it's newfie humour. Not offending anyone.
November 24, 2003, 7:56 PM
Spht
[quote author=Denial link=board=2;threadid=3813;start=0#msg31133 date=1069702622]
tess looks exactly like my cat except mine isn't fat
[/quote]

It's fur, not fat.

Edit - Post picture of your cat.
November 24, 2003, 7:58 PM
Yoni
*lick*
November 24, 2003, 8:09 PM
Eternal
Careful Yoni, your furballs will make you choke.
November 24, 2003, 8:46 PM
DarkMinion
Looks pretty FAT to me.
November 24, 2003, 8:50 PM
Spht
You obviously have no idea what a persian cat is.
November 24, 2003, 9:01 PM
warz
I think Venus is pretty ugly.

Edit - infact, I think Yoni is the cutest one up there.
November 24, 2003, 9:18 PM
Hostile
[quote author=joykillah link=board=2;threadid=3813;start=0#msg31128 date=1069698891]
LoL thats too funny.. calling yoni a pussy i guess?
[/quote]

I don't think you realize how much you were right on the money with that one. hehe ;)

Dictionary Search for Yoni:

One entry found for yoni.

Main Entry: yoˇni
Pronunciation: 'yO-nE
Function: noun
Etymology: Sanskrit, vulva
Date: 1799
: a stylized representation of the female genitalia symbolizing the feminine principle in Hindu cosmology
November 26, 2003, 1:16 AM
Stealth
[img]http://cold-chaos.net/stealth/marigold.jpg[/img]

Meow. Fear. :)
November 26, 2003, 4:04 AM
iago
Fine! Here's mine:
[img]http://www.valhallalegends.com/iago/cat.jpg[/img]

Her name is Mynew.
November 26, 2003, 4:42 AM
Spht
I'm beginning to wonder if Denial even has a cat.
November 26, 2003, 4:43 AM
iago
More of my cat:
[img]http://www.valhallalegends.com/iago/cat2.jpg[/img]
[img]http://www.valhallalegends.com/iago/cat3.jpg[/img]
[img]http://www.valhallalegends.com/iago/cat4.jpg[/img]
[img]http://www.valhallalegends.com/iago/cat5.jpg[/img]


Meow!
November 26, 2003, 4:47 AM
Spht
For those of you who think my May-C cat is so cool, you can get the official May-C Desktop Background (available only in 1024x768).
November 26, 2003, 4:49 AM
mynameistmp
this whole post is a joke right ? seriously...
November 26, 2003, 6:14 AM
Hostile
[quote author=mynameistmp link=board=2;threadid=3813;start=15#msg31592 date=1069827258]
this whole post is a joke right ? seriously...

[/quote]

Only the part about the cats, the stuff about Yoni is totally true.
November 26, 2003, 8:36 AM
iago
But Yoni looks so... Jewish and Geeky. It's exactly how I would have pictured him!
November 26, 2003, 2:22 PM
Yoni
*confused*

In what way do I look Jewish?
November 26, 2003, 3:13 PM
mejal
This is my cat Morris. The most handsome cat of all.
[img]http://www.valhallalegends.com/mejal/bilder/morris.jpg[/img]
November 26, 2003, 6:23 PM
iago
[quote author=Yoni link=board=2;threadid=3813;start=15#msg31640 date=1069859628]
*confused*

In what way do I look Jewish?
[/quote]

I'd say the hair and the facial features. If I saw you on the street, I would assume Jewish. You just look the part! :)
November 26, 2003, 6:33 PM
UserLoser.
[quote author=joykillah link=board=2;threadid=3813;start=0#msg31128 date=1069698891]
LoL thats too funny.. calling yoni a pussy i guess?
[/quote]

lol! ;D
November 26, 2003, 9:49 PM
UserLoser.
Also, i think May-c is the coolest one ;)
November 26, 2003, 9:51 PM
Myndfyr
[quote author=UserLoser. link=board=2;threadid=3813;start=15#msg31745 date=1069883487]
Also, i think May-c is the coolest one ;)
[/quote]

*cough* Brown-nose! *cough*
November 26, 2003, 11:43 PM
UserLoser.
[quote author=Myndfyre link=board=2;threadid=3813;start=15#msg31811 date=1069890236]
[quote author=UserLoser. link=board=2;threadid=3813;start=15#msg31745 date=1069883487]
Also, i think May-c is the coolest one ;)
[/quote]

*cough* Brown-nose! *cough*
[/quote]

Actually no, no need to be a brown noser when i already have private spht products :P
November 26, 2003, 11:50 PM
Denial
[quote author=Spht link=board=2;threadid=3813;start=15#msg31577 date=1069821826]
I'm beginning to wonder if Denial even has a cat.
[/quote]

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Your Right I have a Tiger
November 27, 2003, 5:09 AM
Spht
You all suck at taking pictures.
November 27, 2003, 5:22 AM
Stealth
Poor cat looks like it's having the time of its life.. lol
November 27, 2003, 6:15 AM
Hostile
Mejal's kitty beats all of yours! hehe
November 27, 2003, 7:55 AM
iago
[quote author=Hostile link=board=2;threadid=3813;start=30#msg31962 date=1069919749]
Mejal's kitty beats all of yours! hehe
[/quote]

I agree :)


And Denial - Yours* (not Your's)
November 27, 2003, 8:25 AM
crashtestdummy
My cat weighs about pounds.
November 27, 2003, 2:01 PM
UserLoser.
[quote author=crashtestdummy link=board=2;threadid=3813;start=30#msg31998 date=1069941714]
My cat weighs about pounds.
[/quote]

My dog is about inches tall too.
November 27, 2003, 5:08 PM
hismajesty
[quote author=UserLoser. link=board=2;threadid=3813;start=30#msg32039 date=1069952921]
[quote author=crashtestdummy link=board=2;threadid=3813;start=30#msg31998 date=1069941714]
My cat weighs about pounds.
[/quote]

My dog is about inches tall too.
[/quote]

My dog was about 7 inches tall. He was put to sleep about two weeks ago though. :'(
November 27, 2003, 6:03 PM
warz
[quote author=crashtestdummy link=board=2;threadid=3813;start=30#msg31998 date=1069941714]
My cat weighs about pounds.
[/quote]

Haha. I don't know why, but this was extremely funny to me. +1.
November 27, 2003, 6:08 PM
mejal
[img]http://www.valhallalegends.com/mejal/bilder/matilda.jpg[/img]
Meet Matilda, the beauty!

[img]http://www.valhallalegends.com/mejal/bilder/mouse2.jpg[/img]

Morris, the great hunter.

[img]http://www.valhallalegends.com/mejal/bilder/cats1.jpg[/img]


I am sure my cats are winning the Beauty Contest. :D
November 27, 2003, 7:27 PM
iago
Mejal definately wins.
November 27, 2003, 8:15 PM
UserLoser.
doesn't anyone have DOGS on this forum?
November 27, 2003, 8:55 PM
iago
*Notes that the topic is about cats
November 27, 2003, 8:59 PM
hismajesty
[quote author=UserLoser. link=board=2;threadid=3813;start=30#msg32076 date=1069966541]
doesn't anyone have DOGS on this forum?
[/quote]

I do! Well, I did. He was put to sleep about two weeks ago. He was old though, about 16.
[img]http://www.digitaldoozie.net/images/Rodney.jpg[/img]

I have a cat too, but he's mentally challenged and needs to be put to sleep. He has these seizure type things often as well. He's always been jealous of me..since I was born. He would urinate in front of my room and stuff and whenever my mother would hold me as a child he'd get mad. Now he's kind of mean, if you try to pet him he'll start hissing. I still pet him every once in a while, but he's scary heh. And he always stays outside, I hate the idea of "outside pets" but he never wants to come in. He just lays out there all day/night. I personally thing he should be put to sleep because of his mental problems. My mother is too attached however.
November 27, 2003, 9:01 PM
Spht
No one cares about dogs.
November 27, 2003, 9:20 PM
Yoni
True.
November 27, 2003, 9:21 PM
UserLoser.
[quote author=iago link=board=2;threadid=3813;start=30#msg32077 date=1069966771]
*Notes that the topic is about cats
[/quote]

*Notes I said forum, not topic :P
November 27, 2003, 9:22 PM
Denial
I care about dogs and everyone does to thats why dogs are man's best friend not cats case closed who can save you? a dog what if the cat gonna do meow the person to death?
November 27, 2003, 9:40 PM
iago
My cat can easily do more damage (more pain, anyway) than my dog. My dog has blunt teeth and claws, my cat has sharp teeth and claws.
November 27, 2003, 10:00 PM
j0k3r
And a dog can crush your skull.
November 27, 2003, 10:22 PM
iago
I doubt it, they might be able to bruise you pretty bad but I doubt that most of them have that much strength. Note I say *most*.
November 27, 2003, 11:05 PM
Adron
Who wins - tiger or wolf? :P
November 28, 2003, 11:19 AM
Denial
wow that's a good question a wolf has fangs but a tiger has claws. Wolf's Usually go in packs so would it be just 1 vs 1 or a gang? I would say if it was 1 on 1 i would go with the Tiger but then again the wolf could win as well so i don't know who i would choose
November 28, 2003, 12:16 PM
j0k3r
I think the Tiger has more strength and is bigger, as well as the claws make it a huge factor.
November 28, 2003, 1:27 PM
Adron
I think the cat family of animals are more powerful than the dog family, because of their sharp claws. Of course, a big dog could beat a small cat, or a pack of dogs could beat a single cat, but that's a kind of different thing.
November 28, 2003, 2:47 PM
Denial
[img]http://www.battlecenter.net/slavekitten.jpg[/img]

The Future oF Cats!

Power to the dogs
December 6, 2003, 7:29 AM

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