| Author | Message | Time |
|---|---|---|
| Thing | My wife is very cool. She learned early on in our marriage that she would be seeing the back of my head more than the rest of me. She usually can only recognize me when I have the glow of a monitor in my face. I think I'll keep her. | November 22, 2003, 11:37 PM |
| iago | Sweet! I didn't think that kind existed! | November 22, 2003, 11:51 PM |
| DrivE | [quote author=iago link=board=35;threadid=3770;start=0#msg30757 date=1069545098] Sweet! I didn't think that kind existed! [/quote] She's inflatable too! | November 23, 2003, 12:14 AM |
| Sc00b. | :D my Wife of 13 years really likes the way i work my computer n other things but how bout them Detroit Lions they r impressive ..huh.. :-X | September 7, 2005, 11:59 PM |
| R.a.B.B.i.T | ......*smack*. | September 8, 2005, 12:17 AM |
| Sc00b. | :D smack back | September 8, 2005, 1:11 AM |
| LW-Falcon | No no no... you're only asking to get bitch slapped. | September 8, 2005, 3:17 AM |
| Sc00b. | :D :D good 1 | September 8, 2005, 9:52 PM |
| shout | /slap[sup]2[/sup] | September 8, 2005, 10:41 PM |
| jigsaw | My significant other learned early on that she only exists to assist me in my orgasms, and have a few different holes where I can store my orgasm temporarily until they turn into babies, at which point I become a "baby-daddy". | September 12, 2005, 3:46 PM |
| Topaz | Terrible husbands. | September 13, 2005, 3:48 AM |
| Sc00b. | :-* oh plz don't im not a sperm donor i luv my wife ;) | September 14, 2005, 2:18 AM |
| KkBlazekK | What are you... like 11-13? | September 14, 2005, 4:04 AM |
| Mangix | my virtual wife makes love to me everyday | September 19, 2005, 4:43 AM |