VBA.IsDate("1/1/10000") returns False.

Our future generation is doomed.

What do I care? I'll have been dead for 7918 years...

You know that your exactly going to die in the year 2082?

[quote author=Archonist link=board=4;threadid=3440;start=0#msg27628 date=1068080630]
You know that your exactly going to die in the year 2082?
[/quote]

Yea. Duh?

http://test3.thespark.com/deathtest/

[quote]Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:
January 1, 2076 at the age of 88 years old.[/quote]

Thats a very good run.

Naw it was just a guess, I figure I'll live to 95 and then kill myself if I'm living out of boredom, and if I die before that, I won't have to care about my wrong prediction.

I'll be checking out before you guys.

February 27, 2049
at the age of 84 years old.

December 12, 2068
at the age of 82 years old.

How depressing. I think hearing this is only going to make me depressed then die sooner.

Yes, 63 years left to live is VERY depressing.

September 23, 2079
at the age of 92 years old.
Damn, one more day and i'd be 93.

[quote]6. How often do you...
...watch South Park?[/quote]

Eh... Screw you guys!

[quote]July 26, 2059
at the age of 73 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (36%)
Heart Attack (28%)
[/quote]

Yeah, right!

[quote] Alien Abduction (11%)
Loneliness (8%)
Homicide (5%)
[/quote]

Now that's more like it.

I had like a 40%, or so, chance of death by heart-attack. I guess I should stop eating so much salt & what not, maybe put on som more weight too.

[quote author=CrAz3D link=board=4;threadid=3440;start=0#msg27750 date=1068141427]
I had like a 40%, or so, chance of death by heart-attack. I guess I should stop eating so much salt & what not, maybe put on som more weight too.
[/quote]

Noting that heart attacks are, by far, the #1 killer. When we get old, our brain breaks, but it can drag its feet. Our heart, on the other hand, doesn't weaken much before it says, "fuck this, I'm going to go hang with hawaii. Alaska can come too."

Yoni's results are inaccurate. There is no check box for living near Palistinian fundamentalists/terrorists.

[quote]22. Are you in the prostitution, stripping, or escorting business, or have you ever starred in a porno film? (if so, e-mail us) [/quote] :P


[quote]
Heart Attack (29%)
Cancer (14%)
Drowning (14%)
Homicide (11%)
Confusion (6%)
[/quote]

[quote]Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:


December 29, 2049
at the age of 64 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (38%)
Alien Abduction (10%)
Alcoholism (8%)
Heart Attack (7%)
Homicide (7%)
Contagious Disease (5%)[/quote]

Heh, on my ex-girlfriend's birthday too....

the F*CK?

[quote]
Sex with an Obese Person (21%)
Cancer (18%)
Heart Attack (14%)
Contagious Disease (8%)
Homicide (6%)
Horrible Accident (5%)
Alcoholism (5%)
Alien Abduction (5%)
[/quote]

UserLoser likes fat chicks!

I would say that it's probably faked, but who would lie about something like that?