WARNING! This might be uh... disgusting at parts. Don't read it if you aren't comfortable with sexuality. I found it humorous, I don't think a real man would take this 100% seriously. If you accept all of these warnings, feel free to continue reading the 50 things guys wish girls knew and enjoy. Thank you.

"Shave your shit. Seriously, shave it bald"
Yes, because constantly scratching is sooooo sexy

I had to look up Donkey Punch. I've never heard of that before, do people actually do it? It sounds awfully mean!

EDIT: oops, got it backwards. It's not OK for guys to shave, but it's ok for chicks to. Wait a minute, do I have a double standard?