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Skywing
I thought this was particularly amusing: [quote]Yesterday the St Petersburg City Council passed an emergency ordinance that makes suicide for commercial or entertainment purposes illegal[/quote]
Just what are they going to do if you illegally commit suicide, anyway?
September 30, 2003, 7:22 PM
Spht
Maybe attempting to commit suicide (and failing) gets you thrown in jail.
September 30, 2003, 7:24 PM
iago
[quote author=Spht link=board=4;threadid=2906;start=0#msg22651 date=1064949872]
Maybe attempting to commit suicide (and failing) gets you thrown in jail.
[/quote]

So you'd better do it right the first time!
September 30, 2003, 9:40 PM
SNiFFeR
My friend knows the band member of hell on earth... he was telling me about this earlier today..I guess he was planning to goto the show or something like that.

EDIT: Yeah I live in florida.. just a lil north of st Pete
September 30, 2003, 9:59 PM
DrivE
I'm assuming you mean St. Petersburg, Florida? That is a wierd place. The law would make sense.
September 30, 2003, 10:21 PM
CrAz3D
I'm thinkin' that the ordinance would also make the band members partly liable for the man committing suicide.
September 30, 2003, 10:59 PM
JunkyardDog
What about St. Petersburg in Russia?
September 30, 2003, 11:26 PM
iago
[quote author=JunkyardDog link=board=4;threadid=2906;start=0#msg22676 date=1064964406]
What about St. Petersburg in Russia?
[/quote]

I actually assumed that from Skywing's quote :)
September 30, 2003, 11:32 PM
JunkyardDog
So did I...
September 30, 2003, 11:37 PM
DrivE
[quote]From correspondents in Tampa, Florida[/quote]

St. Petersburg, Florida it is... at least thats what it says in the article.
September 30, 2003, 11:43 PM
iago
[quote author=Hazard link=board=4;threadid=2906;start=0#msg22685 date=1064965391]
[quote]From correspondents in Tampa, Florida[/quote]

St. Petersburg, Florida it is... at least thats what it says in the article.
[/quote]

Yeah, not I actually read the article and it says that :)
October 1, 2003, 12:30 AM

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