Was yoni on the television lastnight? There was this guy named Yoni Burg, 25, and lived in Isreal. He was on MTV. Yoni, is that you? :P

I don't live in Isreal.

Israel then?

Admittedly, there is only a finite number of Yonis in Israel. However, that number is very large.

Also, I am not 25, I am 16 - 9 years younger.
Oddly enough, this is the smallest Pythagorean triple.

[quote]Admittedly, there is only a finite number of Yonis in Israel. However, that number is very large.

Also, I am not 25, I am 16 - 9 years younger.
Oddly enough, this is the smallest Pythagorean triple.[/quote]

Just looking that that url (FrivolousTheoremofArithmetic.html) I can assume I don't have to click the link.

And for the record, I would hope there's a finite number of Yonis in Israel, or anywhere else for that matter, because an infinite number of Yonis would just be scary!

Given an infinite number of Yonis and an infinite number of typewriters, eventually one of them would type the complete works of Euler.

(Jargon File - Infinite Monkey Theorem)

[quote]Given an infinite number of Yonis and an infinite number of typewriters, eventually one of them would type the complete works of Euler.

(Jargon File - Infinite Monkey Theorem)[/quote]

... therefore, the Fox Network should fire all its employees and hire an infinite number of Yonis.

[quote]... therefore, the Fox Network should fire all its employees and hire an infinite number of Yonis.[/quote]
Not a good idea for them. We aren't cheap.

my brothers name is yoni, and i know about 4 other yonis

I've never heard of anybody with that name.. ever! I didn't even know it was a real name :-)

the english translation of yoni = jonathan, john actually.
yonatan would be jonathan