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Yegg
Anyone else ever hear about this?

http://gone-hollywood.com/2008/05/man-admits-to-having-sex-with-1000-cars/
May 25, 2008, 1:23 AM
dlStevens
[quote author=Yegg link=topic=17502.msg178385#msg178385 date=1211678587]
Anyone else ever hear about this?

http://gone-hollywood.com/2008/05/man-admits-to-having-sex-with-1000-cars/

[/quote]

...ok.. other than sticking your external male reproductive system organ into the tail pipe of a car, how else do you really have sex with it?
May 25, 2008, 4:14 AM
Myndfyr
[quote author=Dale link=topic=17502.msg178386#msg178386 date=1211688856]
[quote author=Yegg link=topic=17502.msg178385#msg178385 date=1211678587]
Anyone else ever hear about this?

http://gone-hollywood.com/2008/05/man-admits-to-having-sex-with-1000-cars/

[/quote]

...ok.. other than sticking your external male reproductive system organ into the tail pipe of a car, how else do you really have sex with it?
[/quote]

There was a guy at my high school who used the gas tank....
May 25, 2008, 5:06 AM
Yegg
[quote author=MyndFyre[vL] link=topic=17502.msg178387#msg178387 date=1211691979]
[quote author=Dale link=topic=17502.msg178386#msg178386 date=1211688856]
[quote author=Yegg link=topic=17502.msg178385#msg178385 date=1211678587]
Anyone else ever hear about this?

http://gone-hollywood.com/2008/05/man-admits-to-having-sex-with-1000-cars/

[/quote]

...ok.. other than sticking your external male reproductive system organ into the tail pipe of a car, how else do you really have sex with it?
[/quote]

There was a guy at my high school who used the gas tank....
[/quote]

Lmao. That's bizarre.

Dale: What gets me is the fact that his best sex with a vehicle was with a helicopter..
May 25, 2008, 6:02 AM
Newby
[quote author=Yegg link=topic=17502.msg178388#msg178388 date=1211695359]
Dale: What gets me is the fact that his best sex with a vehicle was with a helicopter..
[/quote]

Not just a helicopter. A celebrity helicopter. The helicopter from Airwolf!

What struck me as odd was:

[quote]But he confesses that many of the cars he has had sex with have belonged to strangers [color=red]or car showrooms.[/color][/quote]

No one thinks to stop him while he's going at it on the showroom floor? :|
May 25, 2008, 6:21 AM
Ringo
LOL
Wunder how many people this guy has decked for saying "nice car"
Brings a new meaning to "my car is a great ride", "pimp my ride" and "car rental"
May 25, 2008, 7:53 AM
Barabajagal
Once again, humanity brings home that animals will try to copulate with just about anything.

I find it amusing that this topic is even of any interest or importance.
May 25, 2008, 9:07 AM
dlStevens
[quote author=Yegg link=topic=17502.msg178388#msg178388 date=1211695359]
[quote author=MyndFyre[vL] link=topic=17502.msg178387#msg178387 date=1211691979]
[quote author=Dale link=topic=17502.msg178386#msg178386 date=1211688856]
[quote author=Yegg link=topic=17502.msg178385#msg178385 date=1211678587]
Anyone else ever hear about this?

http://gone-hollywood.com/2008/05/man-admits-to-having-sex-with-1000-cars/

[/quote]

...ok.. other than sticking your external male reproductive system organ into the tail pipe of a car, how else do you really have sex with it?
[/quote]

There was a guy at my high school who used the gas tank....
[/quote]

Lmao. That's bizarre.

Dale: What gets me is the fact that his best sex with a vehicle was with a helicopter..
[/quote]

Dude, I'd imagine that if you had gasoline on your penis it'd burn like a bitch!
May 25, 2008, 4:26 PM
Disco
Wax on, Wacks off!
May 25, 2008, 5:17 PM

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