Damn BreW!

http://www.biggeekdaddy.com/humorpages/Misc/lawnmowerDUI.html

Why am i the butt of all of invert's jokes?

bwhahha that bitch got sprayed then hit the ground harddd

LOL good one :)

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Why am i the butt of all of invert's jokes?
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Because you suck.

Pepper spray sucks. The highest legal potency (in most states) will drop you ass on your knees after it hits your eyes. It makes your skin feel like a bad sun burn for two hours even after you initially rinse it off and eventually you have to stop sitting in front of a fan and just deal with the pain. Not to mention when you wash it off it gets reactivated by water and reflashes through that pain only lasts about 20 minutes. Not to mention youll be wearing sun glasses for the rest of that day because it makes your eyes incredibly photo sensitive.

You guys should try it! Just stand atleast 6 feet away so theres no chance of it cut the skin when its pointed at your eye lids. Have a hose and a fan near by for washing it off and yeah change of clothes+sunglasses cause youll jump in the hose and want it off you. It's definitly an experience to go through.

If I understand correctly, the first lawnmower DUI was in my hometown, Baraboo WI.

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Pepper spray sucks. The highest legal potency (in most states) will drop you ass on your knees after it hits your eyes. It makes your skin feel like a bad sun burn for two hours even after you initially rinse it off and eventually you have to stop sitting in front of a fan and just deal with the pain. Not to mention when you wash it off it gets reactivated by water and reflashes through that pain only lasts about 20 minutes. Not to mention youll be wearing sun glasses for the rest of that day because it makes your eyes incredibly photo sensitive.

You guys should try it! Just stand atleast 6 feet away so theres no chance of it cut the skin when its pointed at your eye lids. Have a hose and a fan near by for washing it off and yeah change of clothes+sunglasses cause youll jump in the hose and want it off you. It's definitly an experience to go through.
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Been there, done that. It's still not as bad as what I had to go through in the Army. We had to take our gas masks off in a room full of chlorobenzylidene malonitrile and breath deep. Your skin and lungs start burning and snot starts coming out of everywhere.

This is what you look like when you get out of the chamber:

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You can't hotlink from that site Invert. But that's pretty gross!

http://cache.viewimages.com/xc/1730156.jpg?v=1&c=ViewImages&k=2&d=17A4AD9FDB9CF1939057D9939C83F106B2F282877199431F5A5397277B4DC33E

Seems to work just fine for me...