Hello, I am Truthiness51. Fear not for I am not here to hurt you, I am only here to greet you. I want to ask you a few questions, but first, let me tell you about myself. My real name shall be secret, whatever you're guessing it is, you are wrong. I got my alias from a word that in no way reconsiles to me. The 51 is for the 51 states in America, why 51? Because you great people known as the forum, are a state of your own. I chose this forum because it is the first search thing on my google search engine that is brought up by the phrase "Fun Forum". Well, before that are just a bunch of language pack web sites. Its not that Im racist, in fact, im currently looking for a black friend, its just I dont want to install things that were not intended for these United States. So please open up to me, what do you talk about here?

Of course, the forum people need to hibernate to hide from the night... I can wait.

[quote author=Truthiness51 link=topic=15692.msg157953#msg157953 date=1158202690]what do you talk about here?
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Prosthetic limbs and spelunking.

Well, Im all for prostetic limbs, and I'm guessing the term "spelunking" means is a forumite term for "How we can help"  so I see that you are wannabe doctors. So tell me Dr. Disco, ever miss the outside?

[quote author=Truthiness51 link=topic=15692.msg157953#msg157953 date=1158202690]
So please open up to me, what do you talk about here?
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This community talks about anything that pertains to anything (I hope that makes sense).  If you want to get a general idea of the types of topics, you can sift through some of the older discussions.  Some are worth the read while others are nonsensical, so it's really up to you.

This guy (assuming it's a guy) is a perfect addition to the forums. We needed more worthless crap posted here. This post is not even funny; I recommend that it be moved to the trash.

Thank you, but I dont really understand the term "Trash". I am only a man seeking knowledge from you fine people, if you can show me the way than maybe I can accept your culture.

I bet it's VictoryInJesus.

Well, I don't like to be compared to God, I am only here to teach. I will now show you what you are missing out of America. Think of me as "The ghost of Christmas Present" Look at this...

http://www.zolan.com/new_images/inspirational/faith_america_d.jpg

Doesnt that make you want to be among the living? Or how about this...

http://www.saranair.com/images/others/cute_little_puppy6.jpg

Or how about another great symbol of America...

http://eprentice.sdsu.edu:16080/F044/mgarcia/global_warming.jpg

And the man that made it all possible...

http://thedarkcyde.net/images/george-w-bush-middle-finger.jpg

Doesn't that warm your heart?

[quote author=Truthiness51 link=topic=15692.msg158026#msg158026 date=1158277440]
And the man that made it all possible...

http://thedarkcyde.net/images/george-w-bush-middle-finger.jpg

Dosn't that warm your heart?
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OMG! He's the anti-Christ!

I find your remarks unfulfiling Yegg, but would you think different if I showed you this...

http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/G/bush_jesus_christ.jpg

Are you here to hurt us?

[quote author=Akamas link=topic=15692.msg158079#msg158079 date=1158300904]
Are you here to hurt us?
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Lmfao!! Man this guys weird as hell.

I personally think its funny as hell.

weirdo fo sho

Did he just accuse G. W. Bush of causing global warming?

Heh.

Fear not companions, for I am not here to harm you, I am only here to show you the way. Now please tell me, who do you, the forum citizens, see as a leader?

Truthiness is a satirical term coined by Stephen Colbert in reference to the quality by which a person claims to know something intuitively, instinctively, or "from the gut" without regard to evidence, logic, intellectual examination, or actual facts.

So you see Stephan Colbert as a leader? Well I suppose he is pretty funny... he always speaks from the heart. He's charming, witty... and he has such a wonderful smile.

No but, apparently you do. You're using the word he coined.

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Truthiness51
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Why not? Stephan Colbert would be a great leader! I hear by nomminate Stephan Colbert to be leader of the forum, and I am not him!

[quote author=Invert link=topic=15692.msg157975#msg157975 date=1158253530]
This guy (assuming it's a guy) is a perfect addition to the forums. We needed more worthless crap posted here. This post is not even funny; I recommend that it be moved to the trash.
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I agree. These forums are so boring that this guy is entertaining. Move this to the news forum.

I thank you Newby, you shall be my follower, and show me the way of your culture.

I'm partial to Stewart myself...

Poor Disco, you are driven to thoughts that shouldn't accur in the real world. Have any one of you ever played a sport?

[quote author=Truthiness51 link=topic=15692.msg158197#msg158197 date=1158425504]
Poor Disco, you are driven to thoughts that shouldn't accur in the real world. Have any one of you ever played a sport?
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One time in gym a ping pong ball almost hit me.  Does that count?

No! The real American plays sports that will ultamently cost them their lives later! So go back to that gym, look the coach right in the eye and say "Hey! Throw as many ping pong balls at me as you can!" And hopefully, it will turn you into a true American, like this guy:

http://www.dryiceinfo.com/Pictures/dry%20ice%20bomb%20injury.jpg

[quote author=Truthiness51 link=topic=15692.msg158201#msg158201 date=1158430036]
No! The real American plays sports that will ultamently cost them their lives later! So go back to that gym, look the coach right in the eye and say "Hey! Throw as many ping pong balls at me as you can!" And hopefully, it will turn you into a true American, like this guy:

http://www.dryiceinfo.com/Pictures/dry%20ice%20bomb%20injury.jpg

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Ok.  I'll go get my snow pants and inhaler.

Ata boy! Anyone else need help with being an American?

o.O

[me=KrewL RaiN]sharpens the poking people stick[/me]

I tell you the truth, I am the Lord thy God, and whoever follows me shall not tread through darkness for he shall have the light that leads to life..

DOESN'T THIS GUY SOUND LIKE JESUS?!

From Sheep (Animals, track 4)
[quote author=Pink Floyd]
The Lord is my shepherd, I shall not want
He makes me down to lie
Through pastures green He leadeth me the silent waters by.
With bright knives He releaseth my soul.
He maketh me to hang on hooks in high places.
He converteth me to lamb cutlets,
For lo, He hath great power, and great hunger.
When cometh the day we lowly ones,
Through quiet reflection, and great dedication
Master the art of karate,
Lo, we shall rise up,
And then we'll make the bugger's eyes water.
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I am curious on what you have to say about this picture:
http://www-static.cc.gatech.edu/gvu/perception/projects/surfacetexture/Big/bunny-night-potato.jpg

I say that if you have the time to make a bunny out of a potato, you are a communist. People are making livings doing things that help America, whoever did this doesn't care about America. He is probably from a communist country like China or Iraq or Canada.

I killed many minorities on the sidewalk with my American-made 8 cylinder car today. Does that make me a good American?

[quote author=Truthiness51 link=topic=15692.msg158136#msg158136 date=1158358119]
Fear not companions, for I am not here to harm you, I am only here to show you the way. Now please tell me, who do you, the forum citizens, see as a leader?
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George W. Bush

[quote author=Shout link=topic=15692.msg158247#msg158247 date=1158477239]
I killed many minorities on the sidewalk with my American-made 8 cylinder car today. Does that make me a good American?
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Makes you damn near an american leader! (Well... in my opinion) :)

[quote author=Truthiness51 link=topic=15692.msg158244#msg158244 date=1158470029]
I say that if you have the time to make a bunny out of a potato, you are a communist. People are making livings doing things that help America, whoever did this doesn't care about America. He is probably from a communist country like China or Iraq or Canada.
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Thank you for that response, I am going to make a potato bunny now.

[quote author=hismajesty[yL] link=topic=15692.msg158267#msg158267 date=1158517936]
George W. Bush
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Or a pack of Tic Tacs: http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=tictacs

  well we all should know greorge bush isn't running the county, come'on now,  who always run things, its the woman, why? because its pussy power. if you don't give them what they want, means you don't get yours, so i have a thought that 1st lady or w/e is running the show =O

[quote author=Akamas link=topic=15692.msg158275#msg158275 date=1158521412]
[quote author=hismajesty[yL] link=topic=15692.msg158267#msg158267 date=1158517936]
George W. Bush
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Or a pack of Tic Tacs: http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=tictacs
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Or George W. Bush. But who knows?


[quote author=Mystical link=topic=15692.msg158286#msg158286 date=1158525444]
  well we all should know greorge bush isn't running the county, come'on now,  who always run things, its the woman, why? because its pussy power. if you don't give them what they want, means you don't get yours, so i have a thought that 1st lady or w/e is running the show =O
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Nahhh. I've met Laura, she didn't strike me as one to pressure my main man. I'm sure some of the educational reform ideas came from her, but I've read a George Bush biography book and his reforms seem characteristic of his person. Laura has helped with some of his speeches however.

[quote author=hismajesty[yL] link=topic=15692.msg158288#msg158288 date=1158525567]
[quote author=Akamas link=topic=15692.msg158275#msg158275 date=1158521412]
[quote author=hismajesty[yL] link=topic=15692.msg158267#msg158267 date=1158517936]
George W. Bush
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Or a pack of Tic Tacs: http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=tictacs
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Or George W. Bush. But who knows?
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I do, a box of Tic Tacs is much more qualified.

Well that's fine. Everybody is entitled to their own opinion.

Yours just happens to be wrong.

Aww, the Republician knows I'm right :)

[quote author=hismajesty[yL] link=topic=15692.msg158296#msg158296 date=1158527400]
Well that's fine. Everybody is entitled to their own opinion.

Yours just happens to be wrong.
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DAMN RIGHT! You can learn from this man. He's the real American here. He knows who runs the country and who needs to be chewed up and spit out, or possibly swallowed... maybe just hang out in your mouth for a while...

[quote author=Shout link=topic=15692.msg158247#msg158247 date=1158477239]
I killed many minorities on the sidewalk with my American-made 8 cylinder car today. Does that make me a good American?
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No, that makes a a demercrat.

Because as told by my black friend, now my black companion, minority means black people, so there for that would make you a massicure, shooting people for no reason. Therefore, you are only semi-american. Making you a demercrat.

[quote author=Akamas link=topic=15692.msg158289#msg158289 date=1158525767]
[quote author=hismajesty[yL] link=topic=15692.msg158288#msg158288 date=1158525567]
[quote author=Akamas link=topic=15692.msg158275#msg158275 date=1158521412]
[quote author=hismajesty[yL] link=topic=15692.msg158267#msg158267 date=1158517936]
George W. Bush
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Or a pack of Tic Tacs: http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=tictacs
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Or George W. Bush. But who knows?
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I second that.

I do, a box of Tic Tacs is much more qualified.
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Well my fellow Americans in training, I believe it is almost time for me to go. But before I do, does anyone have anything they want to say in closing?

[quote author=Truthiness51 link=topic=15692.msg158416#msg158416 date=1158624502]
Well my fellow Americans in training, I believe it is almost time for me to go. But before I do, does anyone have anything they want to say in closing?
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Seriously, how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

Report back at 23 hundred with intel.

I fuel my furnace with American flags.

[quote author=Truthiness51 link=topic=15692.msg158416#msg158416 date=1158624502]
Well my fellow Americans in training, I believe it is almost time for me to go. But before I do, does anyone have anything they want to say in closing?
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Where are you headed off to, when will you be back (if ever). Please give me a quote from the bible and a nice picture so I can remember you in my dreams.

It takes exactly 3,573 licks to get to the center of a tootsie pop. I know, I tried.

Good job! Your home is powered by the dreams of millions.


Goodbye everybody, I may be back but I cannot tell when. I hope that I influenced your lives more than you influenced mine. And remember, 51 states, keep this one alive. And don't suceed from the union, because then we'll kick your ass. Goodbye!

"Make vows to the Lord your God and fulfill them"
Psalm 76:11

My official American website, Im the guy at the top in the banner:


http://www.colbertnation.com/

I wouldn't put it past him, though I think Colbert would be better at spelling...

[quote]Good job! Your home is powered by the dreams of millions.[/quote]

Yep. I'm burning the dreams of millions, makes for better heat.

You all suck. Except for Truthiness51.

[quote author=Newby link=topic=15692.msg158445#msg158445 date=1158643133]
You all suck. Except for Truthiness51.
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I agree.

As do I.

Your all Fired.