HILLARY'S FIRST NIGHT AS PRESIDENT in January 2009

Hillary Clinton gets elected President and is spending her
first night in the White House. She has waited so long..........
The ghost of George Washington appears, and Hillary says,
"How can I best serve my country?"


Washington says, "Never tell a lie."
"Ouch!" Says Hillary, "I don't know about that."

The next night, the ghost of Thomas Jefferson appears...
Hillary says, "How can I best serve my country?"
Jefferson says,

"Listen to the people."
"Ohhh! I really don't want to do that."

On the third night, the ghost of Abe Lincoln appears...
Hillary says, "How can I best serve my country?"
Lincoln says,

"Go to the theater."




haha!  Got love good ol' Abe

Her first night in the White House? She's spent 8 years there, but eh.

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On a more serious note, I'm not sure if I'm voting for her or Ralph Nader.

Did you not see the "AS PRESIDENT" part?

JFK Says:  Take your presidential motorcade down Dealey Plaza!

haha, good ol' honest Abe.

I think in the 08' election I'll be filling in a person....GEORGE W BUSH!!!

Heh, funny joke.

On a side note, lets hope Bush chokes on another pretzel (except this time he actually dies). :D

But then we get Cheney :(.

I think Alan Keyes, or C. Rice would be a good president, both African American. Both Great politicians.

[quote author=jigsaw link=topic=14387.msg147396#msg147396 date=1141248379]
both African American
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Won't happen.

[quote author=hismajesty[yL] link=topic=14387.msg147401#msg147401 date=1141252855]
[quote author=jigsaw link=topic=14387.msg147396#msg147396 date=1141248379]
both African American
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Won't happen.
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Why not? Condeez is rumored(?) to be running as someone's VP. A black, or even female, president won't be so far out of reach once that's set in motion.

[quote author=hismajesty[yL] link=topic=14387.msg147371#msg147371 date=1141171008]
haha, good ol' honest Abe.

I think in the 08' election I'll be filling in a person....GEORGE W BUSH!!!
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George Bush couldn't get a third term even if there was no law stopping presidents from serving more than 2!  If you've been watching the news lately support in his party has been disintegrating, republican columnists are writing articles criticizing his policies, especially about Iraq & the war, polls indicate overall disapproval of his economic/Iraqi-war-policies, and there was even talk of impeachment, though it's not high priority in the Senate as it carries no weight, quote..

Then again, I'm sure I've just been brain washed by liberal media and George Bush is the best president we've ever had in America.  Bush ftw~!

[quote author=Mephisto link=topic=14387.msg147415#msg147415 date=1141272981]
Then again, I'm sure I've just been brain washed by liberal media and George Bush is the best president we've ever had in America.  Bush ftw~!
[/quote]

Glad to see you agree with us. :)

(You missed what Trust was saying, by the way...)

[quote author=Newby link=topic=14387.msg147419#msg147419 date=1141275098]
[quote author=Mephisto link=topic=14387.msg147415#msg147415 date=1141272981]
Then again, I'm sure I've just been brain washed by liberal media and George Bush is the best president we've ever had in America.  Bush ftw~!
[/quote]

Glad to see you agree with us. :)

(You missed what Trust was saying, by the way...)
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Oh, and what was that?  And for the record, the line you quoted was sarcasm.

[quote author=Mephisto link=topic=14387.msg147422#msg147422 date=1141275380]
[quote author=Newby link=topic=14387.msg147419#msg147419 date=1141275098]
[quote author=Mephisto link=topic=14387.msg147415#msg147415 date=1141272981]
Then again, I'm sure I've just been brain washed by liberal media and George Bush is the best president we've ever had in America. Bush ftw~!
[/quote]

Glad to see you agree with us. :)

(You missed what Trust was saying, by the way...)
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Oh, and what was that? And for the record, the line you quoted was sarcasm.
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Yeah I'm pretty sure he knew it was sarcasm. We're not braindead.

And I'm not so sure that you missed what I was saying, I don't know what Newby thinks I was saying. I really didn't have any sarcasm or underlying message in it, except that I think Bush is great and would love to have him as president for another term. Even though it isn't possible.

Back to other discussion, America won't elect a minority...a woman maybe, but still most likely not. Look at the majority of the voting demographic...middle class white male.

[quote author=Akamas link=topic=14387.msg147390#msg147390 date=1141193013]
Heh, funny joke.

On a side note, lets hope Bush chokes on another pretzel (except this time he actually dies). :D
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He's going to Pakistan. Suicide?

[quote author=jigsaw link=topic=14387.msg147396#msg147396 date=1141248379]
I think Alan Keyes, or C. Rice would be a good president, both African American. Both Great politicians.
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Condoleezza Rice is a fucking whore and she should burn in hell.

Barrack Obama for Prez

[quote author=Mephisto link=topic=14387.msg147422#msg147422 date=1141275380]
[quote author=Newby link=topic=14387.msg147419#msg147419 date=1141275098]
[quote author=Mephisto link=topic=14387.msg147415#msg147415 date=1141272981]
Then again, I'm sure I've just been brain washed by liberal media and George Bush is the best president we've ever had in America.  Bush ftw~!
[/quote]

Glad to see you agree with us. :)

(You missed what Trust was saying, by the way...)
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Oh, and what was that?  And for the record, the line you quoted was sarcasm.
[/quote]

Really? Wow! I must be fucking retarded for having missed that!

(hint: I could tell your statement was sarcastic. My statement was sarcastic. I don't think the one I just quoted was. This one is!)