Author | Message | Time |
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jigsaw | [img]http://www.neo-tech.com/images/penis-chart.jpg[/img] | January 21, 2006, 8:45 PM |
Quarantine | I'll slap my penis on the screen nextime I get a woody. | January 21, 2006, 8:59 PM |
PaiD | LoL @ Warrior What he said. | January 21, 2006, 9:11 PM |
CrAz3D | High Average. Thanks, now I need to wipe my screen | January 21, 2006, 10:12 PM |
Explicit[nK] | High average. | January 21, 2006, 11:38 PM |
hismajesty | [quote author=Explicit[nK] link=topic=13977.msg142715#msg142715 date=1137886728] High average. [/quote] Lies. You're asian! | January 22, 2006, 3:36 AM |
Quarantine | Extraordinarily large of course....ahem.. Slightly larger than average but not as large as High Average. Medium Average. | January 22, 2006, 3:46 AM |
Disco | [size=7]Let's just say this post is in no way compensating for something.[/size] | January 22, 2006, 5:34 AM |
Explicit[nK] | [quote author=hismajesty[yL] link=topic=13977.msg142736#msg142736 date=1137900966] [quote author=Explicit[nK] link=topic=13977.msg142715#msg142715 date=1137886728] High average. [/quote] Lies. You're asian! [/quote] Stop stereotyping against me to what you see in porno videos. | January 22, 2006, 8:00 AM |
Newby | A bit above average. | January 22, 2006, 4:12 PM |
jigsaw | I just like how the chart says: "Penis start line" lol its a race! What you do is get a couple of friends, put your penis at the start line, first one to get hard by not touching your penis wins! | January 22, 2006, 7:38 PM |
111787 | Larger than High Average. | January 22, 2006, 11:34 PM |
peofeoknight | Well you have to remember, it's not the size of the boat its the motion in the ocean... etc etc. mid average, nothing monsterous... but hey, get's the job done right? Also, its about the gerth, not the length, right? | January 23, 2006, 2:38 AM |
Quarantine | AKA UR PENIS IS SMALL.. Actually monsterous is a bit scary.. | January 23, 2006, 3:25 AM |
peofeoknight | WELL IT GETS THE JOB DONE, DAMN IT. GIRLS LIKE A SMALL ONE, THEY DON'T WANT SOMETHING THAT IS GOING TO MAKE THEM SORE, THEY WANT SOMETHING THAT IS GOING TO FEEL NICE, SOMETHING RELAXING. SO STFU. My girlfriend and I agree that my penis is very nice. | January 23, 2006, 4:16 AM |
CrAz3D | This thread is almost going a bit TMIesque. | January 23, 2006, 4:20 AM |
peofeoknight | [quote author=CrAz3D link=topic=13977.msg142823#msg142823 date=1137990024] This thread is almost going a bit TMIesque. [/quote] what's the matter, not secure with your masculinity? The talk about penises making you feel a bit uncomfortable? | January 23, 2006, 4:25 AM |
CrAz3D | [quote author=quasi-modo link=topic=13977.msg142824#msg142824 date=1137990329] [quote author=CrAz3D link=topic=13977.msg142823#msg142823 date=1137990024] This thread is almost going a bit TMIesque. [/quote] what's the matter, not secure with your masculinity? The talk about penises making you feel a bit uncomfortable? [/quote]No, I'm not insecure, it just seems odd to be discussing it w/people online. My girlfriend likes to discuss it w/whoever though so I spose here is fine too | January 23, 2006, 4:31 AM |
jigsaw | Girls dont *want* small boobs, girls don't *want* to drive a GEO Metro, they would rather drive a Tahoe. Girls don't *a super thin* guy. What makes you think girls want small things!? Thats obsurd, Girls want big things, its America! | January 23, 2006, 4:00 PM |
QwertyMonster | [quote author=jigsaw link=topic=13977.msg142853#msg142853 date=1138032014] its America! [/quote] I'm in England. :P Opposite i guess then? Most girls don't want BIG, neither SMALL, Average is what most girls want. | January 23, 2006, 5:53 PM |
peofeoknight | [quote author=jigsaw link=topic=13977.msg142853#msg142853 date=1138032014] Girls dont *want* small boobs, girls don't *want* to drive a GEO Metro, they would rather drive a Tahoe. Girls don't *a super thin* guy. What makes you think girls want small things!? Thats obsurd, Girls want big things, its America! [/quote] I'm not saying thin... im saying long. Look, who wants to be sore? If I were having something inserted in me I would certainly want it to be small so that I wouldn't be sore later. | January 23, 2006, 7:20 PM |
shout | I fall between my knees. | January 23, 2006, 9:03 PM |
Quarantine | You must have high knees. | January 23, 2006, 9:21 PM |
hismajesty | [quote author=quasi-modo link=topic=13977.msg142872#msg142872 date=1138044017] [quote author=jigsaw link=topic=13977.msg142853#msg142853 date=1138032014] Girls dont *want* small boobs, girls don't *want* to drive a GEO Metro, they would rather drive a Tahoe. Girls don't *a super thin* guy. What makes you think girls want small things!? Thats obsurd, Girls want big things, its America! [/quote] I'm not saying thin... im saying long. Look, who wants to be sore? If I were having something inserted in me I would certainly want it to be small so that I wouldn't be sore later. [/quote] They don't even feel it after the first four inches or something like that. Most of the nerves are at the entrance and stuff, plus besides, girth contributes more to pleasure due to the placement of the nerves as well. | January 23, 2006, 10:01 PM |
peofeoknight | Well duh, so why do I need a very long penis? | January 23, 2006, 10:23 PM |
hismajesty | [quote author=quasi-modo link=topic=13977.msg142884#msg142884 date=1138055003] Well duh, so why do I need a very long penis? [/quote] So the girl doesn't laugh. :) | January 23, 2006, 10:28 PM |
peofeoknight | Well... if you don't let her see it, like the lights are out, she wont know until it's too late. | January 24, 2006, 12:01 AM |
jigsaw | You guys study too much, I just know from feedback... that my size pleases girls more than most guys they sleep with... Im like the star from "What women want" I know what they are saying in their heads... and its alllllll good. | January 24, 2006, 5:56 AM |
Explicit[nK] | [quote author=jigsaw link=topic=13977.msg142930#msg142930 date=1138082193] You guys study too much, I just know from feedback... that my size pleases girls more than most guys they sleep with... Im like the star from "What women want" I know what they are saying in their heads... and its alllllll good. [/quote] I forgot that you were the one who uploaded a picture of their penis for all the world to see. | January 24, 2006, 6:20 AM |
CrAz3D | [quote author=Explicit[nK] link=topic=13977.msg142931#msg142931 date=1138083622] [quote author=jigsaw link=topic=13977.msg142930#msg142930 date=1138082193] You guys study too much, I just know from feedback... that my size pleases girls more than most guys they sleep with... Im like the star from "What women want" I know what they are saying in their heads... and its alllllll good. [/quote] I forgot that you were the one who uploaded a picture of their penis for all the world to see. [/quote]........................... :-X | January 24, 2006, 6:36 AM |
Explicit[nK] | [quote author=CrAz3D link=topic=13977.msg142933#msg142933 date=1138084617] [quote author=Explicit[nK] link=topic=13977.msg142931#msg142931 date=1138083622] [quote author=jigsaw link=topic=13977.msg142930#msg142930 date=1138082193] You guys study too much, I just know from feedback... that my size pleases girls more than most guys they sleep with... Im like the star from "What women want" I know what they are saying in their heads... and its alllllll good. [/quote] I forgot that you were the one who uploaded a picture of their penis for all the world to see. [/quote]........................... :-X [/quote] I can find the old thread if you want to see. :P | January 24, 2006, 6:40 AM |
Quarantine | Who wants to see? Fags. | January 24, 2006, 12:17 PM |
peofeoknight | It was not man pr0n... it was... research. | January 24, 2006, 2:49 PM |
Explicit[nK] | [quote author=Warrior link=topic=13977.msg142939#msg142939 date=1138105044] Who wants to see? Fags. [/quote] You know that in the pit of your heart and soul you're curious. ;) | January 24, 2006, 3:40 PM |
The-Rabid-Lord | Well according to tht im lmost high averge and if I flex im high verge. I relly didnt think I was as long as that. | January 24, 2006, 8:31 PM |
CrAz3D | [quote author=Explicit[nK] link=topic=13977.msg142934#msg142934 date=1138084835] [quote author=CrAz3D link=topic=13977.msg142933#msg142933 date=1138084617] [quote author=Explicit[nK] link=topic=13977.msg142931#msg142931 date=1138083622] [quote author=jigsaw link=topic=13977.msg142930#msg142930 date=1138082193] You guys study too much, I just know from feedback... that my size pleases girls more than most guys they sleep with... Im like the star from "What women want" I know what they are saying in their heads... and its alllllll good. [/quote] I forgot that you were the one who uploaded a picture of their penis for all the world to see. [/quote]........................... :-X [/quote] I can find the old thread if you want to see. :P [/quote] [quote author=jigsaw link=topic=13148.msg134244#msg134244 date=1132123803] enjoy http://www.valhallalegends.com/jigsaw/mypeepee.jpg edit--lol [/quote] Someone look @ the picture & tell if thats it, I'll take your word for it...I'm scared to open it myself | January 24, 2006, 10:41 PM |
peofeoknight | yeah, it is... id recognize it anywhere. | January 24, 2006, 10:53 PM |
CrAz3D | [quote author=quasi-modo link=topic=13977.msg142990#msg142990 date=1138143204] yeah, it is... id recognize it anywhere. [/quote]Dude, now yeah, that is sorta gayish | January 24, 2006, 10:55 PM |
peofeoknight | lol jk, i didn't even click it. Im afraid too... I dont want pictures of penises in my temp internet files... and I dont feel like clearning those after I click it. | January 25, 2006, 2:21 AM |
Explicit[nK] | Mmmmm, penis. | January 25, 2006, 2:35 AM |
shout | Jigsaw lost his foreskin.... :'( | January 25, 2006, 4:14 AM |