In the spirit of me loving the female anatomy, how many vertical smiles have you seen up close and personal...Minus Porn/Strip Clubs/Amsterdam/Hookers/Your Mom doesn't count because I dont even think numbers go that high.

Six.

Zero.

One.  Fingered another one though, but didn't see it.

uno

Come now guys. Im a computer nerd living in college town.

100+

Wow you've messed around with 100+ girls, wow.  You've got me beat big time. lol. Not that I have notches on my belt or anything......

Yeah, maybe that was deserving.
Where do you live?

15

Im in CA. But I wish I was in Argentina...

Two

[quote author=jigsaw link=topic=13855.msg141287#msg141287 date=1136866118]
Wow you've messed around with 100+ girls, wow. You've got me beat big time. lol. Not that I have notches on my belt or anything......
[/quote]
The notches go on the headboard of the bed. Duh.

7

1x9

And that will be mine!

exactly one... but pretty familiar with it.

Three

  78

  I have a list which includes

   1. photo picture, ussally taken from my cell along with me and the girl
   2. Name
   3. phone number
  4. citie
   5. on the side it would say "Fucked" / " Not Fucked"

<3 Cali

  I need to get tested again.

One. Well... kinda. Seen half of it. But i'll go with Zero just incase. :D

[quote author=Saphire link=topic=13855.msg141731#msg141731 date=1137196173]
One. Well... kinda. Seen half of it. But i'll go with Zero just incase. :D
[/quote]

But you're 13!  Sorry, this comes as a shock.

So? :P But like i said, only HALF. :( Some people in my year have lost their virginity already.

[quote author=Saphire link=topic=13855.msg141736#msg141736 date=1137196301]
So? :P But like i said, only HALF. :( Some people in my year have lost their virginity already.
[/quote]

I'm basically the only virgin in my grade =(.

[hr]

Felt two, seen zero.

Thats not such a bad thing. Who the hell cares? If the reason you havent seen any yet is becasue its against your morals.. then dont worry be proud.. if hte reason is that you're shy... fuckin A! loosen up.... man after i opened up i realized i had maddddd game.

I somtimes wish i could be a virgin again... but gah... oh well..

Hopefully when you see your first its not all nasty and beating up LOL, it might ruin you. so i suggest make sure you find your self a nice skinny girl, not slutty, and shaved, and that does clean her self up good down there, like i know some girls after having sex, they kinda lay there and don't clean themselfs up, but like my x-wife would get up go to the bathroom and clean it up, and push w/e i left in her out... haha so it wont stinky later ;)

Wow, too much information - but good advice none-the-less.
As long as your first cooter doesn't look like a bulldog eating mayonaise, you're good to go. It should look like a beautiful unopened rose.

[quote author=jigsaw link=topic=13855.msg141883#msg141883 date=1137302748]
Wow, too much information - but good advice none-the-less.
As long as your first cooter doesn't look like a bulldog eating mayonaise, you're good to go. It should look like a beautiful unopened rose.
[/quote]
lol!! whats that from

ROFL!!

[quote author=Saphire link=topic=13855.msg141736#msg141736 date=1137196301]
So? :P But like i said, only HALF. :( Some people in my year have lost their virginity already.
[/quote]
The chances are theyre all virgins.

[quote author=Joe link=topic=13855.msg141771#msg141771 date=1137217110]
Felt two, seen zero.
[/quote]

Did the girls LET you?

Zero for me. :'(

Well thanks to some sets of deadlocked juries, I haven't legally seen any!

HAHAHAHAHA (j/k [except not really]).

This is quite possibly the most non-gay and manly forum ever to grace the vl.com forums...

[quote author=jigsaw link=topic=13855.msg141923#msg141923 date=1137345095]
This is quite possibly the most non-gay and manly forum ever to grace the vl.com forums...
[/quote]

You can't forget Jigsaw's Joke Forum. :)

I sadly have seen 0. Im not to bothered. I have plenty of time.

Yes, trust, they did.

[quote author=Joe link=topic=13855.msg141959#msg141959 date=1137365718]
Yes, trust, they did.
[/quote]

They must have felt bad because you were in special ed or something.

Or maybe you just have more game than me. :(

Oh my bad guys i didn't realize my post was that nasty, lol it actually made me laugh when i just re-read it lol.. but it is true, and may help in the future. some of these girls like if you get disgusted stop reading now, but some of these girls are just like damn you can have sex, go in them, and they will never clean up and god thats why they get that fucking nasty smell, and rotton look, .. but your all young, (well the mayjority of you) so most likey you'll get a young girl that hasn't been around yet, but when you hit like my age or hittin on chicks in there mid 20's some of these girls have been around more then you could imagine. i've seen some nastyyyyness... im sure jigsaw has to since he seems to be a lil sluty mc slut also. but god what scares me the most is i had one chick i could actually have all 5 fingers in her. *shrugs* i had to boot her...

[quote author=hismajesty[yL] link=topic=13855.msg141963#msg141963 date=1137366499]
[quote author=Joe link=topic=13855.msg141959#msg141959 date=1137365718]
Yes, trust, they did.
[/quote]

They must have felt bad because you were in special ed or something.

Or maybe you just have more game than me. :(
[/quote]

The latter.

[quote author=Joe link=topic=13855.msg142024#msg142024 date=1137416438]
[quote author=hismajesty[yL] link=topic=13855.msg141963#msg141963 date=1137366499]
[quote author=Joe link=topic=13855.msg141959#msg141959 date=1137365718]
Yes, trust, they did.
[/quote]

They must have felt bad because you were in special ed or something.

Or maybe you just have more game than me. :(
[/quote]

The latter.
[/quote]

Eh..well it's still fornication, and aren't you like really really religious?

[quote author=jigsaw link=topic=13855.msg141801#msg141801 date=1137259837]
if hte reason is that you're shy... fuckin A! loosen up.... man after i opened up i realized i had maddddd game.
[/quote]

I think I should totally become a whore, seeing as how Joe and Mangix have seen/felt more than I have combined.... :/

[quote author=Newby link=topic=13855.msg142047#msg142047 date=1137430627]
[quote author=jigsaw link=topic=13855.msg141801#msg141801 date=1137259837]
if hte reason is that you're shy... fuckin A! loosen up.... man after i opened up i realized i had maddddd game.
[/quote]

I think I should totally become a whore, seeing as how Joe and Mangix have seen/felt more than I have combined.... :/
[/quote]

Dude it doesn't work. I've tried loosening up. :(

[quote author=Newby link=topic=13855.msg142047#msg142047 date=1137430627]
[quote author=jigsaw link=topic=13855.msg141801#msg141801 date=1137259837]
if hte reason is that you're shy... fuckin A! loosen up.... man after i opened up i realized i had maddddd game.
[/quote]

I think I should totally become a whore, seeing as how Joe and Mangix have seen/felt more than I have combined.... :/
[/quote]

Damn, reason to be sad. Seriously that's pathetic. (Kidding)

Not including pron or stripclubs, 6, but 2 where by accident.  If we where to count strip clubs and porn I think the number would be in the 1000's.

[quote author=hismajesty[yL] link=topic=13855.msg142029#msg142029 date=1137418823]
Eh..well it's still fornication, and aren't you like really really religious?
[/quote]I haven't always been.

[quote author=Newby link=topic=13855.msg142047#msg142047 date=1137430627]
I should totally become a whore, seeing as how Joe and Mangix have seen/felt more than I have combined.... :/
[/quote]
Hah.

[quote author=Warrior link=topic=13855.msg142052#msg142052 date=1137433799]
Damn, reason to be sad. Seriously that's pathetic. (Kidding)
[/quote]
You may be kidding, but I'm not! =p

[quote author=hismajesty[yL] link=topic=13855.msg142049#msg142049 date=1137432982]
[quote author=Newby link=topic=13855.msg142047#msg142047 date=1137430627]
[quote author=jigsaw link=topic=13855.msg141801#msg141801 date=1137259837]
if hte reason is that you're shy... fuckin A! loosen up.... man after i opened up i realized i had maddddd game.
[/quote]

I think I should totally become a whore, seeing as how Joe and Mangix have seen/felt more than I have combined.... :/
[/quote]

Dude it doesn't work. I've tried loosening up. :(
[/quote]
I know your pain man. I have plenty of Girl Friends but no girlfriends.

[quote author=hismajesty[yL] link=topic=13855.msg142029#msg142029 date=1137418823]
[quote author=Joe link=topic=13855.msg142024#msg142024 date=1137416438]
[quote author=hismajesty[yL] link=topic=13855.msg141963#msg141963 date=1137366499]
[quote author=Joe link=topic=13855.msg141959#msg141959 date=1137365718]
Yes, trust, they did.
[/quote]

They must have felt bad because you were in special ed or something.

Or maybe you just have more game than me. :(
[/quote]

The latter.
[/quote]

Eh..well it's still fornication, and aren't you like really really religious?
[/quote]

Ehh.. your level of religion matters not.

[quote author=Yegg link=topic=13855.msg142089#msg142089 date=1137454035]
[quote author=hismajesty[yL] link=topic=13855.msg142029#msg142029 date=1137418823]
[quote author=Joe link=topic=13855.msg142024#msg142024 date=1137416438]
[quote author=hismajesty[yL] link=topic=13855.msg141963#msg141963 date=1137366499]
[quote author=Joe link=topic=13855.msg141959#msg141959 date=1137365718]
Yes, trust, they did.
[/quote]

They must have felt bad because you were in special ed or something.

Or maybe you just have more game than me. :(
[/quote]

The latter.
[/quote]

Eh..well it's still fornication, and aren't you like really really religious?
[/quote]

Ehh.. your level of religion matters not.
[/quote]

I'd expect somebody who intends to travel to foreign countries to do missionary work to avoid mortal sins (such as sexual activity before marriage) before I would your every day run of the mill Christian.

okay... vaginas are not the prettiest things in the world. Especially if the hedges are not trimmed.... Personally I like it when the lawn is just completely mowed. If the girl does not keep it clean then it is just a miserable thing to behold, I certainly wouldnt want to go near a dirty one.

A better question would be who has engaged in foreplay or who here is a virgin.

I would have to answer yes I have done the first and no I am not a virgin. Still though, just one vagina.

Still a virgin

Virgin++;

virgin.

[code]
// This function returns UserLoser's data into type Person
Person *GetData(void)
{
    Person *UserLoser;

    // Set our values
    UserLoser->Foreplay = true;
    UserLoser->Virgin = false;
    UserLoser->DidItTwiceToday = true; // 01-16-06

    return UserLoser;
}

[/code]

I am perhaps the sexiest nerd alive.

[quote author=UserLoser link=topic=13855.msg142137#msg142137 date=1137488781]
[code]
// This function returns UserLoser's data into type Person
Person *GetData(void)
{
    Person *UserLoser;

    // Set our values
    UserLoser->Foreplay = true;
    UserLoser->Virgin = false;
    UserLoser->DidItTwiceToday = true; // 01-16-06

    return UserLoser;
}

[/code]

I am perhaps the sexiest nerd alive.
[/quote]

Stop kidding yourself.  :P

NOT A FUCKING FUNNY POST, MOVE TO TRASH CAN

[quote author=UserLoser link=topic=13855.msg142137#msg142137 date=1137488781]
[code]
// This function returns UserLoser's data into type Person
Person *GetData(void)
{
    Person *UserLoser;

    // Set our values
    UserLoser->Foreplay = true;
    UserLoser->Virgin = false;
    UserLoser->DidItTwiceToday = true; // 01-16-06

    return UserLoser;
}

[/code]

I am perhaps the sexiest nerd alive.
[/quote]

Well, that links to a myspace picture, so...

lol@Yoni

Dammen you UL, Thats what I was thinkning of doing 1/2 throught the dammen topic. Oh well. VB Version!
[code]Private Function GetData() as Person
    Dim Hdx as Person
    While (1=1)
         Hdx.Seen = Hdx.Seen + 1
    Loop
    Hdx.Foreplay = False
    Hdx.Virgin = True
    Hdx.Dated = True
    Hdx.Exes = 3
    Hdx.TotalSpent = 786.50 '//Dammen carnivals/movies/resteraunts.
    GetData = Hdx
End Function[/code]
I live nought 5 miles from a nude beach :/ I've seen more then I ever want to.
~-~(HDX)~-~

[quote author=Yoni link=topic=13855.msg142141#msg142141 date=1137499572]
NOT A FUCKING FUNNY POST, MOVE TO TRASH CAN
[/quote]
Obviousley a Virgin or gay :P

Virgin :(.

[quote author=Newby link=topic=13855.msg142124#msg142124 date=1137477323]
Virgin++;
[/quote]

And you wonder why?

Seen 1 here, was dirty though, had to boot that bitch.

[quote author=Fr0z3N link=topic=13855.msg142191#msg142191 date=1137536566]
[quote author=Newby link=topic=13855.msg142124#msg142124 date=1137477323]
Virgin++;
[/quote]

And you wonder why?

Seen 1 here, was dirty though, had to boot that bitch.
[/quote]
LOL!!!! I have to agree with you. :p
still a virgin, but ive fingered a girl, if that counts for anything.  ;D [the relationship went to hell soon after]

[quote author=Tazo link=topic=13855.msg142204#msg142204 date=1137541356]
[quote author=Fr0z3N link=topic=13855.msg142191#msg142191 date=1137536566]
[quote author=Newby link=topic=13855.msg142124#msg142124 date=1137477323]
Virgin++;
[/quote]

And you wonder why?

Seen 1 here, was dirty though, had to boot that bitch.
[/quote]
LOL!!!! I have to agree with you. :p
still a virgin, but ive fingered a girl, if that counts for anything.  ;D [the relationship went to hell soon after]
[/quote] you must not have been doing it right. Did you go in dry or something?

[quote author=Tazo link=topic=13855.msg142204#msg142204 date=1137541356]
[quote author=Fr0z3N link=topic=13855.msg142191#msg142191 date=1137536566]
[quote author=Newby link=topic=13855.msg142124#msg142124 date=1137477323]
Virgin++;
[/quote]

And you wonder why?

Seen 1 here, was dirty though, had to boot that bitch.
[/quote]
LOL!!!! I have to agree with you. :p
still a virgin, but ive fingered a girl, if that counts for anything.  ;D [the relationship went to hell soon after]
[/quote]

You know you can just stick your finger right down her panties.. and shove it in, well atleast on any decent non slutty girl, if you get a slutty one that just loves to fuck or somthing there ussally already wet n ready HAHAH, but its all got to start with a tease.. ;)

[quote author=MyStiCaL link=topic=13855.msg142275#msg142275 date=1137556753]
[quote author=Tazo link=topic=13855.msg142204#msg142204 date=1137541356]
[quote author=Fr0z3N link=topic=13855.msg142191#msg142191 date=1137536566]
[quote author=Newby link=topic=13855.msg142124#msg142124 date=1137477323]
Virgin++;
[/quote]

And you wonder why?

Seen 1 here, was dirty though, had to boot that bitch.
[/quote]
LOL!!!! I have to agree with you. :p
still a virgin, but ive fingered a girl, if that counts for anything.  ;D [the relationship went to hell soon after]
[/quote]

You know you can just stick your finger right down her panties.. and shove it in, well atleast on any decent non slutty girl, if you get a slutty one that just loves to fuck or somthing there ussally already wet n ready HAHAH, but its all got to start with a tease.. ;)
[/quote] Nah. You cant just stick them right in. Generally making it with her and kissing her in all of the right places starts the priming process. But the next part involves rubbing and I really do not want to get into the anotomical details... I want to keep this NC-17 rated instead of X.

Just lead her on with gentle, but pleasurable actions like kissing on the neck, ear-nibbling, etc.  She should be ready for you not long after.

well when the hand goes into the shorts before it can actually go in you might want to target the north end (on the clit) of the vagina with some gentle rubbing to aid the flow.

But also, neck kissing def. is a godsend. Ive never met a girl that wont go nutts if you start doing that. Ear nibbling not quite so much, but when my girlfriend does it to me... well it certainly revs me up.

This thread should be renamed to "Lose you virginty 101".

[quote author=Fr0z3N link=topic=13855.msg142191#msg142191 date=1137536566]
[quote author=Newby link=topic=13855.msg142124#msg142124 date=1137477323]
Virgin++;
[/quote]

And you wonder why?
[/quote]

Not really.

Does seeing your own mom's count?

I guess but why would you se it or want to? :-\

Who WANTS to see it?  If you like the idea of that thought, you've got something wrong with you :P

I hope that answers your question indirectly.

[quote author=Meh link=topic=13855.msg142289#msg142289 date=1137580650]
This thread should be renamed to "Lose you virginty 101".
[/quote] Learn to rock the vag 101.


I am the CLIT COMMANDER! Use my advise and you too can become MASTER OF THE CLIT!

:)

Nahh, I'm not into promiscuity... I just like to take good care of my baby, keep her happy.

Haha. Jay and Silent Bob RULES.

For those kiddies who don't quite know what we're talking about here ...

[img]http://gfx.pichunter.com/thumbs/69/692394.jpg[/img]

[quote author=Mephisto link=topic=13855.msg142486#msg142486 date=1137702130]
For those kiddies who don't quite know what we're talking about here ...

[img]http://gfx.pichunter.com/thumbs/69/692394.jpg[/img]
[/quote]

Is that vagina yours?  ::)

wow an informational education diagram would have been better, not porn lol

Yeah, plus that girl is a slut.

[quote author=jigsaw link=topic=13855.msg142488#msg142488 date=1137703815]
wow an informational education diagram would have been better, not porn lol
[/quote]
heh better put an edit in the topic name rated [R] lol.

My weight on Jupiter divided by 1337.

No matter what, it comes out to a number less than 0.  (Cause I’m not grotesquely large.)

[quote author=Ishbar link=topic=13855.msg142518#msg142518 date=1137719121]
My weight on Jupiter divided by 1337.

No matter what, it comes out to a number less than 0.  (Cause I’m not grotesquely large.)

[/quote]

Maybe I missed something, but what relevance does your post serve?

[quote author=Yegg link=topic=13855.msg142520#msg142520 date=1137721161]
[quote author=Ishbar link=topic=13855.msg142518#msg142518 date=1137719121]
My weight on Jupiter divided by 1337.

No matter what, it comes out to a number less than 0.  (Cause I’m not grotesquely large.)

[/quote]

Maybe I missed something, but what relevance does your post serve?
[/quote]He has seen 0

[img]http://www.womensselfesteem.com/i/Female%20Body%20FAQ/tn_Vaginajpg.JPG[/img]
That thing in the middle looks like a little grim reaper!... thats damn right, the vagina is the death of me!

It's not necessarily the death of you, but it does have the potential.  Nice diagram.

I liked the other 1 better

[quote author=Savior link=topic=13855.msg142536#msg142536 date=1137741901]
I liked the other 1 better
[/quote]

Is that because it left less to the imagination?

Probley be the death of me to. Sad how vagina can kill with the spread of evil viruses ;] so kids, make sure to wrap up them up, and if you don't have a condom, use a a plastic bag!

wrap it before you tap it!
no hat no glove!
swimming with you shoes on!
no glove no love!
wrap your wang before you bang!

You can't dance without a hat.

You can't fuck the hot girl with out proper precautions. simple and to the point.

[quote author=CrAz3D link=topic=13855.msg142522#msg142522 date=1137721860]
[quote author=Yegg link=topic=13855.msg142520#msg142520 date=1137721161]
[quote author=Ishbar link=topic=13855.msg142518#msg142518 date=1137719121]
My weight on Jupiter divided by 1337.

No matter what, it comes out to a number less than 0.  (Cause I’m not grotesquely large.)

[/quote]

Maybe I missed something, but what relevance does your post serve?
[/quote]He has seen 0
[/quote]

I didn't realize what he was talking about at first, the topic got so out of hand that I'd forgotten what it was originally about. :/

[quote author=jigsaw link=topic=13855.msg142533#msg142533 date=1137739243]
[img]http://www.womensselfesteem.com/i/Female%20Body%20FAQ/tn_Vaginajpg.JPG[/img]
That thing in the middle looks like a little grim reaper!... thats damn right, the vagina is the death of me!
[/quote]

Whoa!  That's a vagina!?  Then what the hell have I been doing this whole time?

[quote]    While (1=1)
        Hdx.Seen = Hdx.Seen + 1
    Loop[/quote]

1) Syntax error. You either need to replace Loop with Wend, or While with Do While.
2) Inefficient, you need to compare 1 to 1, when you should be using True (it takes out an extra comparison).

Can you PLEASE stop putting PROGRAMMING into a thread with GIRLS!? nerds.

[quote author=Joe link=topic=13855.msg142614#msg142614 date=1137825259]
[quote]    While (1=1)
        Hdx.Seen = Hdx.Seen + 1
    Loop[/quote]

1) Syntax error. You either need to replace Loop with Wend, or While with Do While.
2) Inefficient, you need to compare 1 to 1, when you should be using True (it takes out an extra comparison).
[/quote]...
I'm guessing thats means Joe = -2?

[quote author=Warrior link=topic=13855.msg142636#msg142636 date=1137853149]
Can you PLEASE stop putting PROGRAMMING into a thread with GIRLS!? nerds.
[/quote]
How true, most nerds wonder why theyre virgins. Im just nervoues and pretty shit at talking to girls :(.

[quote author=Warrior link=topic=13855.msg142636#msg142636 date=1137853149]
Can you PLEASE stop putting PROGRAMMING into a thread with GIRLS!? nerds.
[/quote]
Meh, girls at my school think it's cool.
Friday i made a small script to make this chicks name fly around the screen.
She laughed, gave me a hug, an kiss in the cheak.
Good enuf for me


@Joe:
1) Blame me not using VB in ~8 months. (0.o) I had to go through and take out all the {} and ;'s it was annoying.
2) Theoretical code does not need to be efficient, or compileable, jsut have the ability to get the message across.

@Meh:
I think we all know why we're vergins.  For me, it's im shy around people. And my mind dosen't revolve around pussys.
~-~(HDX)~-~

[code]public static void main (string[] args) {
          System.out.println("Chicks don't think programming is that cool unless");
          System.out.println("you make some cash doing it. So a hug is about");
          System.out.println("all you are going to get.");
}[/code]

[quote author=quasi-modo link=topic=13855.msg142775#msg142775 date=1137955895]
[code]public static void main (string[] args) {
          System.out.println("Chick's don't think programming is that cool unless");
          System.out.println("You makes some cash doing it. So a hug is about");
          System.out.println("All you are going to get.");
}[/code]
[/quote]EXXXXactly

[quote author=HdxBmx27 link=topic=13855.msg142739#msg142739 date=1137902655]
[quote author=Warrior link=topic=13855.msg142636#msg142636 date=1137853149]
Can you PLEASE stop putting PROGRAMMING into a thread with GIRLS!? nerds.
[/quote]
Meh, girls at my school think it's cool.
Friday i made a small script to make this chicks name fly around the screen.
She laughed, gave me a hug, an kiss in the cheak.
Good enuf for me


@Joe:
1) Blame me not using VB in ~8 months. (0.o) I had to go through and take out all the {} and ;'s it was annoying.
2) Theoretical code does not need to be efficient, or compileable, jsut have the ability to get the message across.

@Meh:
I think we all know why we're vergins.  For me, it's im shy around people. And my mind dosen't revolve around pussys.
~-~(HDX)~-~
[/quote]



...She was either fat
...Blonde and though you were doing magic
...Had ADD
...Or one day to live

NO girl is "impressed" with programming unless they fall under one of those pretenses. ;)

[quote author=Ishbar link=topic=13855.msg143086#msg143086 date=1138187543]
[quote author=HdxBmx27 link=topic=13855.msg142739#msg142739 date=1137902655]
[quote author=Warrior link=topic=13855.msg142636#msg142636 date=1137853149]
Can you PLEASE stop putting PROGRAMMING into a thread with GIRLS!? nerds.
[/quote]
Meh, girls at my school think it's cool.
Friday i made a small script to make this chicks name fly around the screen.
She laughed, gave me a hug, an kiss in the cheak.
Good enuf for me


@Joe:
1) Blame me not using VB in ~8 months. (0.o) I had to go through and take out all the {} and ;'s it was annoying.
2) Theoretical code does not need to be efficient, or compileable, jsut have the ability to get the message across.

@Meh:
I think we all know why we're vergins.  For me, it's im shy around people. And my mind dosen't revolve around pussys.
~-~(HDX)~-~
[/quote]



...She was either fat
...Blonde and though you were doing magic
...Had ADD
...Or one day to live

NO girl is "impressed" with programming unless they fall under one of those pretenses. ;)


[/quote]


Not true, my x wife was like 'wow whats that?' n im like i made a program, and shes like 'thats cool im proud of you what is it? whats it do?' n i tried to explain but she barley knows how to turn on a comp let alone what a program is, lol! but i felt a lil loved even though i think she was just trying to be nice...

[quote author=MyStiCaL link=topic=13855.msg143362#msg143362 date=1138342933]
[quote author=Ishbar link=topic=13855.msg143086#msg143086 date=1138187543]
[quote author=HdxBmx27 link=topic=13855.msg142739#msg142739 date=1137902655]
[quote author=Warrior link=topic=13855.msg142636#msg142636 date=1137853149]
Can you PLEASE stop putting PROGRAMMING into a thread with GIRLS!? nerds.
[/quote]
Meh, girls at my school think it's cool.
Friday i made a small script to make this chicks name fly around the screen.
She laughed, gave me a hug, an kiss in the cheak.
Good enuf for me


@Joe:
1) Blame me not using VB in ~8 months. (0.o) I had to go through and take out all the {} and ;'s it was annoying.
2) Theoretical code does not need to be efficient, or compileable, jsut have the ability to get the message across.

@Meh:
I think we all know why we're vergins.  For me, it's im shy around people. And my mind dosen't revolve around pussys.
~-~(HDX)~-~
[/quote]



...She was either fat
...Blonde and though you were doing magic
...Had ADD
...Or one day to live

NO girl is "impressed" with programming unless they fall under one of those pretenses. ;)


[/quote]


Not true, my x wife was like 'wow whats that?' n im like i made a program, and shes like 'thats cool im proud of you what is it? whats it do?' n i tried to explain but she barley knows how to turn on a comp let alone what a program is, lol! but i felt a lil loved even though i think she was just trying to be nice...
[/quote]

Ex-wife?  Just exactly how old are you?

cant you read profiles? he's N/A

[quote author=Tazo link=topic=13855.msg143380#msg143380 date=1138364809]
cant you read profiles? he's N/A
[/quote]

Why would anyone withhold their age, though?  It's not a big deal.

[quote author=Explicit[nK] link=topic=13855.msg143437#msg143437 date=1138395108]
[quote author=Tazo link=topic=13855.msg143380#msg143380 date=1138364809]
cant you read profiles? he's N/A
[/quote]

Why would anyone withhold their age, though? It's not a big deal.
[/quote]

They're afraid Grok and Thing will molest them. :(

[quote author=hismajesty[yL] link=topic=13855.msg143439#msg143439 date=1138395235]
[quote author=Explicit[nK] link=topic=13855.msg143437#msg143437 date=1138395108]
[quote author=Tazo link=topic=13855.msg143380#msg143380 date=1138364809]
cant you read profiles? he's N/A
[/quote]

Why would anyone withhold their age, though? It's not a big deal.
[/quote]

They're afraid Grok and Thing will molest them. :(
[/quote]

Grok and Thing would have fingered, I mean figured out their relative ages by now, so it's rather pointless.  :P

[quote author=quasi-modo link=topic=13855.msg142775#msg142775 date=1137955895]
[code]public static void main (string[] args) {
          System.out.println("Chick's don't think programming is that cool unless");
          System.out.println("You makes some cash doing it. So a hug is about");
          System.out.println("All you are going to get.");
}[/code]
[/quote]

Asuming that's Java (C/C++ would be a lot worse), String needs to be capitalized.

Asuming? Who the hell doesn't know that's Java.

[quote author=Warrior link=topic=13855.msg143453#msg143453 date=1138403311]
Asuming? Who the hell doesn't know that's Java.
[/quote]*raises hand*

[quote author=CrAz3D link=topic=13855.msg143472#msg143472 date=1138404941]
[quote author=Warrior link=topic=13855.msg143453#msg143453 date=1138403311]
Asuming? Who the hell doesn't know that's Java.
[/quote]*raises hand*
[/quote]

As well as my mother, father, brother, uncle, other uncle, little cousin, other little cousin, yet another little cousin, grandfather, grandmother.. need I go on?

[quote author=Joe link=topic=13855.msg143448#msg143448 date=1138401701]
[quote author=quasi-modo link=topic=13855.msg142775#msg142775 date=1137955895]
[code]public static void main (string[] args) {
          System.out.println("Chick's don't think programming is that cool unless");
          System.out.println("You makes some cash doing it. So a hug is about");
          System.out.println("All you are going to get.");
}[/code]
[/quote]

Asuming that's Java (C/C++ would be a lot worse), String needs to be capitalized.
[/quote] fuck you!!!!!  >:(

It's not in a class either, not to mention I also made some typos in the text too, yah big jerk!

Honestly, who criticizes code that being used to criticize other code that isn't meant to run in the first place!

;)


[quote author=Joe link=topic=13855.msg143473#msg143473 date=1138405509]
[quote author=CrAz3D link=topic=13855.msg143472#msg143472 date=1138404941]
[quote author=Warrior link=topic=13855.msg143453#msg143453 date=1138403311]
Asuming? Who the hell doesn't know that's Java.
[/quote]*raises hand*
[/quote]

As well as my mother, father, brother, uncle, other uncle, little cousin, other little cousin, yet another little cousin, grandfather, grandmother.. need I go on?
[/quote] not to mention a vast majority of girls... so knowing it isn't going to help you get any action!


ps: yeah, sorry I use java... just what ive been using a lot lately for school... I suppose I could used c# too.
Console.WriteLine("everyone loves c#");

Well I was only broadening my scope to programmers, and for you to not know that is pretty sad. That seemed more like a sarcastic and useless remark which wouldn't be out of character for you.

[quote author=Explicit[nK] link=topic=13855.msg143373#msg143373 date=1138348438]
[quote author=MyStiCaL link=topic=13855.msg143362#msg143362 date=1138342933]
[quote author=Ishbar link=topic=13855.msg143086#msg143086 date=1138187543]
[quote author=HdxBmx27 link=topic=13855.msg142739#msg142739 date=1137902655]
[quote author=Warrior link=topic=13855.msg142636#msg142636 date=1137853149]
Can you PLEASE stop putting PROGRAMMING into a thread with GIRLS!? nerds.
[/quote]
Meh, girls at my school think it's cool.
Friday i made a small script to make this chicks name fly around the screen.
She laughed, gave me a hug, an kiss in the cheak.
Good enuf for me


@Joe:
1) Blame me not using VB in ~8 months. (0.o) I had to go through and take out all the {} and ;'s it was annoying.
2) Theoretical code does not need to be efficient, or compileable, jsut have the ability to get the message across.

@Meh:
I think we all know why we're vergins.  For me, it's im shy around people. And my mind dosen't revolve around pussys.
~-~(HDX)~-~
[/quote]



...She was either fat
...Blonde and though you were doing magic
...Had ADD
...Or one day to live

NO girl is "impressed" with programming unless they fall under one of those pretenses. ;)


[/quote]


Not true, my x wife was like 'wow whats that?' n im like i made a program, and shes like 'thats cool im proud of you what is it? whats it do?' n i tried to explain but she barley knows how to turn on a comp let alone what a program is, lol! but i felt a lil loved even though i think she was just trying to be nice...
[/quote]

Ex-wife?  Just exactly how old are you?
[/quote]

Im 20.

[quote author=Ishbar link=topic=13855.msg143086#msg143086 date=1138187543]
[quote author=HdxBmx27 link=topic=13855.msg142739#msg142739 date=1137902655]
[quote author=Warrior link=topic=13855.msg142636#msg142636 date=1137853149]
Can you PLEASE stop putting PROGRAMMING into a thread with GIRLS!? nerds.
[/quote]
Meh, girls at my school think it's cool.
Friday i made a small script to make this chicks name fly around the screen.
She laughed, gave me a hug, an kiss in the cheak.
Good enuf for me


@Joe:
1) Blame me not using VB in ~8 months. (0.o) I had to go through and take out all the {} and ;'s it was annoying.
2) Theoretical code does not need to be efficient, or compileable, jsut have the ability to get the message across.

@Meh:
I think we all know why we're vergins.  For me, it's im shy around people. And my mind dosen't revolve around pussys.
~-~(HDX)~-~
[/quote]



...She was either fat
...Blonde and though you were doing magic
...Had ADD
...Or one day to live

NO girl is "impressed" with programming unless they fall under one of those pretenses. ;)


[/quote]

You forgot one,
...Or she is a programer allready.

[quote author=Ishbar link=topic=13855.msg143086#msg143086 date=1138187543]
...She was either fat
...Blonde and though you were doing magic
...Had ADD
...Or one day to live

NO girl is "impressed" with programming unless they fall under one of those pretenses. ;)[/quote]
Wow, thats just stupied.
You really have no clue about people do you?
You can't genralize. And no she isnt fat, (95 lbs) Shes got Black hair, She is not ADD/ADHD/any other vareation. And it would really suck balls if she only had one day to live. She's one of my best friends.
@|)ragon: She's not a programmer, but she is writing a textbased RPG.
~-~(HDX))~-~

The funny and interesting factors are just getting sucked right out of this thread aren't they... can we talk about vaginas again?

Here, now everyone can say they've seen one:

[img]http://peter.darkblizz.net/pics/treepuss.jpg[/img]

That's an ugly one.  And please people, this thread is so dead.

[quote author=UserLoser link=topic=13855.msg143628#msg143628 date=1138513603]
That's an ugly one. And please people, this thread is so dead.
[/quote]

Seeing as to how it belongs to a tree, I couldn't agree more.

I'd hit it.

[quote author=Warrior link=topic=13855.msg143635#msg143635 date=1138515681]
I'd hit it.
[/quote]

Me too, with an axe.

[quote author=HdxBmx27 link=topic=13855.msg143611#msg143611 date=1138497899]
[quote author=Ishbar link=topic=13855.msg143086#msg143086 date=1138187543]
...She was either fat
...Blonde and though you were doing magic
...Had ADD
...Or one day to live

NO girl is "impressed" with programming unless they fall under one of those pretenses. ;)[/quote]
Wow, thats just stupied.
You really have no clue about people do you?
You can't genralize. And no she isnt fat, (95 lbs) Shes got Black hair, She is not ADD/ADHD/any other vareation. And it would really suck balls if she only had one day to live. She's one of my best friends.
@|)ragon: She's not a programmer, but she is writing a textbased RPG.
~-~(HDX))~-~
[/quote]

95 lbs is yucky and bad in bed.

[quote author=MyStiCaL link=topic=13855.msg143640#msg143640 date=1138518976]
[quote author=HdxBmx27 link=topic=13855.msg143611#msg143611 date=1138497899]
[quote author=Ishbar link=topic=13855.msg143086#msg143086 date=1138187543]
...She was either fat
...Blonde and though you were doing magic
...Had ADD
...Or one day to live

NO girl is "impressed" with programming unless they fall under one of those pretenses. ;)[/quote]
Wow, thats just stupied.
You really have no clue about people do you?
You can't genralize. And no she isnt fat, (95 lbs) Shes got Black hair, She is not ADD/ADHD/any other vareation. And it would really suck balls if she only had one day to live. She's one of my best friends.
@|)ragon: She's not a programmer, but she is writing a textbased RPG.
~-~(HDX))~-~
[/quote]

95 lbs is yucky and bad in bed.
[/quote] I think mystical likes more cushion for the pushin' :P

Yeah though, my girl is about 120 - 115 and is about 5'3''... ideal imo.

[quote author=MyStiCaL link=topic=13855.msg143640#msg143640 date=1138518976]
95 lbs is yucky and bad in bed.
[/quote]
Ya I know, but she did this wierd "I won't eat to protest againt my ex" for like a month  -.-
Everyone had to put her through a guilt trip to make her eat.
God her ex fucked her up bad :/
But shes geting better, shes eating correctly now.

Atleast she knows that it's not right, 1/2 the girls at my school will go on a crash diet if they hit 100 lbs -.-
Oh well, im so gad dammen bored right now.
~-~(HDX)~-~

Hundred pounds jezz? thats like middle school, i say 125 is yum, also that means theres a possiblilty of a nice boob size hahaz :)

1 , if you're counting truth or dare  ;D

Don't Lie people! Yah havn't seen it upclose -.-

[quote author=moh.vze.com link=topic=13855.msg146985#msg146985 date=1140752628]
Don't Lie people! Yah havn't seen it upclose -.-
[/quote]

Speak for yourself.

lets ask another question, who here is a virgin?

quasi says "I've had my man cherry popped"

[quote author=Explicit[nK] link=topic=13855.msg146986#msg146986 date=1140753002]
[quote author=moh.vze.com link=topic=13855.msg146985#msg146985 date=1140752628]
Don't Lie people! Yah havn't seen it upclose -.-
[/quote]

Speak for yourself.
[/quote]

LOL! so sad, but probley tru

Hmm a half of a year later, any updates for anyone?

umm... 3

Does the one I fell into count? If so then 4.

  uhm a few more one including STD lol
  god what a bad few months.. =(

[quote author=Mystical link=topic=13855.msg162494#msg162494 date=1165922043]

  uhm a few more one including STD lol
  god what a bad few months.. =(


[/quote]


You have an STD?  Or saw one with an STD?

[quote author=UserLoser link=topic=13855.msg162495#msg162495 date=1165928343]
[quote author=Mystical link=topic=13855.msg162494#msg162494 date=1165922043]

  uhm a few more one including STD lol
  god what a bad few months.. =(


[/quote]


You have an STD?  Or saw one with an STD?
[/quote]

well had* luckily it was a treatable one.. =|

what one was that?

probably chlamydia, gonorrhea or syphilis

just topaz's!

[quote author=warz link=topic=13855.msg162505#msg162505 date=1165950839]
probably chlamydia, gonorrhea or syphilis
[/quote]

first one..

oMg Game Time~
[img]http://gifdump.com/uploads/2.gif[/img]

C'mon now, heRo... don't degrade these forums.

[quote author=Explicit[nK] link=topic=13855.msg162532#msg162532 date=1165994436]
C'mon now, heRo... don't degrade these forums.
[/quote]
Ok, I'll stop degrading the "How many vaginas have you seen?" topic.

HOLY JESUS WTF OMGZ PRY OUT EYEBALLS TIME EWWWWWWWWWWWW

yawn

[quote author=heRo link=topic=13855.msg162535#msg162535 date=1165995644]
[quote author=Explicit[nK] link=topic=13855.msg162532#msg162532 date=1165994436]
C'mon now, heRo... don't degrade these forums.
[/quote]
Ok, I'll stop degrading the "How many vaginas have you seen?" topic.
[/quote]

I said forums, not topic.

I'm scarred for life!

[quote author=Explicit[nK] link=topic=13855.msg162546#msg162546 date=1166005901]
[quote author=heRo link=topic=13855.msg162535#msg162535 date=1165995644]
[quote author=Explicit[nK] link=topic=13855.msg162532#msg162532 date=1165994436]
C'mon now, heRo... don't degrade these forums.
[/quote]
Ok, I'll stop degrading the "How many vaginas have you seen?" topic.
[/quote]

I said forums, not topic.
[/quote]
Ok, I'll stop degrading the forum that hosts many useful topics such as the ever so non-degradable "How many vaginas have you seen?" topic. Since of course, I'm the only one on this board that makes a few useless posts.

Three. Fucked 1, Fingered Three.

[quote author=heRo link=topic=13855.msg162551#msg162551 date=1166025866]
[quote author=Explicit[nK] link=topic=13855.msg162546#msg162546 date=1166005901]
[quote author=heRo link=topic=13855.msg162535#msg162535 date=1165995644]
[quote author=Explicit[nK] link=topic=13855.msg162532#msg162532 date=1165994436]
C'mon now, heRo... don't degrade these forums.
[/quote]
Ok, I'll stop degrading the "How many vaginas have you seen?" topic.
[/quote]

I said forums, not topic.
[/quote]
Ok, I'll stop degrading the forum that hosts many useful topics such as the ever so non-degradable "How many vaginas have you seen?" topic. Since of course, I'm the only one on this board that makes a few useless posts.
[/quote]

Oh really?  https://davnit.net/bnet/vL/index.php?action=profile;u=2719;sa=showPosts

[quote author=Explicit[nK] link=topic=13855.msg162564#msg162564 date=1166040476]
[quote author=heRo link=topic=13855.msg162551#msg162551 date=1166025866]
[quote author=Explicit[nK] link=topic=13855.msg162546#msg162546 date=1166005901]
[quote author=heRo link=topic=13855.msg162535#msg162535 date=1165995644]
[quote author=Explicit[nK] link=topic=13855.msg162532#msg162532 date=1165994436]
C'mon now, heRo... don't degrade these forums.
[/quote]
Ok, I'll stop degrading the "How many vaginas have you seen?" topic.
[/quote]

I said forums, not topic.
[/quote]
Ok, I'll stop degrading the forum that hosts many useful topics such as the ever so non-degradable "How many vaginas have you seen?" topic. Since of course, I'm the only one on this board that makes a few useless posts.
[/quote]

Oh really?  https://davnit.net/bnet/vL/index.php?action=profile;u=2719;sa=showPosts
[/quote]
I can do that to.
https://davnit.net/bnet/vL/index.php?action=profile;u=2332;sa=showPosts

Mine at least have something to contribute.

[quote author=Explicit[nK] link=topic=13855.msg162588#msg162588 date=1166066357]
Mine at least have something to contribute.
[/quote]
I'm done arguing with you, I'll continue to post however I want to and I could care less if you think it is a useful post.

I have a better question. Who here has a vagina?

[quote author=Invert link=topic=13855.msg162605#msg162605 date=1166119205]
I have a better question. Who here has a vagina?
[/quote]

*see couple page long discussion in "Tell us now" regarding topaz.