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Invert
The United States can destroy the world (about) 700 times over.

The U.S. nuclear arsenal today includes 5,400 warheads loaded on intercontinental ballistic missiles at land and sea; an additional 1,750 nuclear bombs and cruise missiles ready to be launched from B-2 and B-52 bombers; a further 1,670 nuclear weapons classified as "tactical." And just in case, an additional 10,000 or so nuclear warheads held in bunkers around the United States as a "hedge" against future surprises.

<sings>We got the whole world in our hands, we got the whole wide world in our hands...


What say you now funny man?!
December 28, 2005, 2:13 AM
woodtroll
I'd laugh if your country blew itself up.
December 28, 2005, 2:57 AM
woodtroll
Well its true, do you need to blow up the world 700x? Where are we gonna live the moon? God you Americans think building this shit is fun, and a big joke. You need a max of 20 nukes, and even that is too much.
December 28, 2005, 3:27 AM
CrAz3D
It could be fun to build something like that.
So much has to go into it just to get it right
December 28, 2005, 3:44 AM
woodtroll
So much for your money going on useful things for the public. Like roads, education etc.
December 28, 2005, 3:45 AM
Null
Highest defecit in the world, but dont worry u got nukes its all sweet...

ignorance much.
December 28, 2005, 3:50 AM
CrAz3D
Flipping through things I see that Spain's deficit might be the same size/larger.  Do you have any articles that say we have the largest deficit?  Also, is it deficit total or per person?
December 28, 2005, 3:55 AM
Lenny
Is this referring to that other post?  Because I think it's funny how the US never kept very close inventory of their weapons if they overshot their production by (about) 69,900%.  I guess public education is also lacking a little in math  ;D

And having nuclear weapons doesn't actually show power, it just shows that you're going to try to take as many people with you when you die...You could easily equate it to the guy who has a jacket of dynamite....An act of desperation.

December 28, 2005, 4:50 AM
Disco
Our nukes are only useful if our ghost stays cloaked long enough to make sure they hit. 
</3 detectors.

Seriously though, don't piss us off!
December 28, 2005, 5:24 AM
Networks
Invert will you have my babies? lol this is the funniest counter post I've seen.
December 28, 2005, 4:11 PM
Invert
[quote author=Networks link=topic=13676.msg139625#msg139625 date=1135786271]
Invert will you have my babies? lol this is the funniest counter post I've seen.
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Yes I will. You are the only one that recognized that this post was intended to be funny.
December 28, 2005, 4:42 PM
woodtroll
I bet you if those nukes blew up some how, the whole united states whole blow up like dominos.
December 28, 2005, 9:17 PM
LW-Falcon
[quote author=WoOdTroll link=topic=13676.msg139662#msg139662 date=1135804676]
I bet you if those nukes blew up some how, the whole united states whole blow up like dominos.
[/quote]
Really? Wow I never knew The United States will blow up along with the rest of the world...
December 28, 2005, 11:59 PM
Topaz
[quote author=WoOdTroll link=topic=13676.msg139662#msg139662 date=1135804676]
I bet you if those nukes blew up some how, the whole united states whole blow up like dominos.
[/quote]

If you knew how nuclear fusion worked, you know how unlikely they'd just blow themselves up.
December 29, 2005, 2:39 AM
Quarantine
ahah where is he at Canada? You'd be gone too buddy.

But seriously, I don't they'd ever use them all at once so counting in "they can blow up the world xxx times" is pretty dumb. Unless the entire government turns into kamikazis and decides that they hate humanity.
December 29, 2005, 2:56 AM
Maddox
Not to mention we control the GPS satellite that Europe depends on.
December 29, 2005, 7:44 AM
woodtroll
Or earthquakes, some sort of natural disaster that could trigger it to occur, not saying it will happen, but who knows.
December 29, 2005, 8:10 AM
JoeTheOdd
[quote author=Topaz link=topic=13676.msg139656#msg139656 date=1135799811]
We assert our power through our nuclear arsenal, duh. Who wants to fuck with someone who can destroy the world 700 times over?
[/quote]

Osama.
December 29, 2005, 8:43 AM
CrAz3D
I don't think they're assembled.
December 29, 2005, 3:36 PM
JoeTheOdd
You know, I bet the CIA will see this post and asume its valid, and George Bush will send our elite troops in to search the US, and then we can jail our silly dictator! Yay! No more Bush!
December 29, 2005, 3:38 PM
CrAz3D
[quote author=Joe link=topic=13676.msg139746#msg139746 date=1135870703]
You know, I bet the CIA will see this post and asume its valid, and George Bush will send our elite troops in to search the US, and then we can jail our silly dictator! Yay! No more Bush!
[/quote]WTF are you talking about?
December 29, 2005, 6:36 PM
Null
[quote author=Joe link=topic=13676.msg139746#msg139746 date=1135870703]
You know, I bet the CIA will see this post and asume its valid, and George Bush will send our elite troops in to search the US, and then we can jail our silly dictator! Yay! No more Bush!
[/quote]


Yer like wtf? i knew you where a retard... but this, this is just over the top
December 30, 2005, 3:45 AM
woodtroll
If some country hits the USA with a nuke, you're telling me you won't have any to send back asap?




;)
December 30, 2005, 9:28 AM
Grok
It's no wonder the world views Americans as redneck hillbilly cowboy marine mental cases who just want to flaunt their big stick, big penis, big truck and big weapons.  Opinions like these show no regard for mankind, only regard for self.  How can we lead as a nation of self governed if this is the best material as persons we have available?  Why would anyone wish to follow our lead?  Where is personal responsibility in what one says?
December 30, 2005, 4:27 PM
CrAz3D
People look out for #1, we look out for ourselves, America is the biggest & best right now.  China is getting close, we need to stop that.
If we aren't #1 then we get the short end of everything, we have to make sure we are the biggest & best at everything.
December 30, 2005, 5:12 PM
dx
Heil Hitler.
December 30, 2005, 8:55 PM

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