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JoeTheOdd
Hi@yoni. I'm doing a informative speach on the hebrew alphabet for my composition class, and it'd be kinda cool if I could get a video of you writing stuff in hebrew. Any chance of that happening?

Also, whats the best side in your opinion for learning the hebrew alphabet?

Last but not least, would you mind visiting a local elementary school and getting a penmanship worksheet to scan? =p

This is not a joke.
December 9, 2005, 8:00 PM
111787
just go to temple somewhere close to you.  They teach hebrew at synagogues they would have pretty much everything you would need.
December 9, 2005, 8:15 PM
Yoni
[quote author=Joe link=topic=13468.msg137004#msg137004 date=1134158420]
Hi@yoni. I'm doing a informative speach on the hebrew alphabet for my composition class, and it'd be kinda cool if I could get a video of you writing stuff in hebrew. Any chance of that happening?

Also, whats the best side in your opinion for learning the hebrew alphabet?

Last but not least, would you mind visiting a local elementary school and getting a penmanship worksheet to scan? =p

This is not a joke.
[/quote]

[size=24pt]WHAT THE FUCK?! IS YOU STUPID?![/size]
December 9, 2005, 8:18 PM
Explicit[nK]
[quote author=Yoni link=topic=13468.msg137010#msg137010 date=1134159512]
[quote author=Joe link=topic=13468.msg137004#msg137004 date=1134158420]
Hi@yoni. I'm doing a informative speach on the hebrew alphabet for my composition class, and it'd be kinda cool if I could get a video of you writing stuff in hebrew. Any chance of that happening?

Also, whats the best side in your opinion for learning the hebrew alphabet?

Last but not least, would you mind visiting a local elementary school and getting a penmanship worksheet to scan? =p

This is not a joke.
[/quote]

[size=24pt]WHAT THE FUCK?! IS YOU STUPID?![/size]
[/quote]

LOL!
December 9, 2005, 8:19 PM
rabbit
[quote author=Yoni link=topic=13468.msg137010#msg137010 date=1134159512]
[quote author=Joe link=topic=13468.msg137004#msg137004 date=1134158420]
Hi@yoni. I'm doing a informative speach on the hebrew alphabet for my composition class, and it'd be kinda cool if I could get a video of you writing stuff in hebrew. Any chance of that happening?

Also, whats the best side in your opinion for learning the hebrew alphabet?

Last but not least, would you mind visiting a local elementary school and getting a penmanship worksheet to scan? =p

This is not a joke.
[/quote]
Must I say this again?  HE'S JOE.
[size=24pt]WHAT THE FUCK?! IS YOU STUPID?![/size]
[/quote]
December 9, 2005, 8:23 PM
Explicit[nK]
Your post is inside the quote, rabbit. :)
December 9, 2005, 8:29 PM
Quarantine
ROFL YONI.
December 9, 2005, 9:58 PM
JoeTheOdd
LOL.
December 9, 2005, 10:22 PM
rabbit
[quote author=Explicit[nK] link=topic=13468.msg137014#msg137014 date=1134160178]
Your post is inside the quote, rabbit. :)
[/quote]Hush.
December 9, 2005, 11:01 PM
JoeTheOdd
[quote author=111787 link=topic=13468.msg137009#msg137009 date=1134159319]
just go to temple somewhere close to you. They teach hebrew at synagogues they would have pretty much everything you would need.
[/quote]

They'd probably greet me in Yiddish and attempt to convert me..
December 10, 2005, 10:50 PM
shout
AFAIK, you can't convert to Judisim except via marriage.

I guess Joe will have to marry Yoni.
December 10, 2005, 10:59 PM
Yoni
[quote author=Shout link=topic=13468.msg137131#msg137131 date=1134255588]
AFAIK, you can't convert to Judisim except via marriage.
[/quote]
Wrong.
December 10, 2005, 11:04 PM
111787
[quote author=Yoni link=topic=13468.msg137133#msg137133 date=1134255897]
[quote author=Shout link=topic=13468.msg137131#msg137131 date=1134255588]
AFAIK, you can't convert to Judisim except via marriage.
[/quote]
Wrong.
[/quote]
Very Wrong.  People just don't convert because it involves being naked in a pool with some old jewish guys or so i've heard.
December 12, 2005, 8:35 PM
shout
[quote author=Yoni link=topic=13468.msg137133#msg137133 date=1134255897]
[quote author=Shout link=topic=13468.msg137131#msg137131 date=1134255588]
AFAIK, you can't convert to Judisim except via marriage.
[/quote]
Wrong.
[/quote]

This is what I have been told. By a Jew no less.
December 12, 2005, 8:51 PM
Yoni
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mikvah

P.S. Yes, it's gross, and no, most people don't really go there.
December 12, 2005, 9:37 PM
JoeTheOdd
I love how Yoni didn't even comment on the part about getting married to me.
December 13, 2005, 4:43 AM
JoeTheOdd
[quote author=Topaz link=topic=13468.msg137363#msg137363 date=1134451763]
More than a Jew, Less than a man
[/quote]

I take offence to that.
December 14, 2005, 2:33 AM
shout
[quote author=Joe link=topic=13468.msg137556#msg137556 date=1134527616]
[quote author=Topaz link=topic=13468.msg137363#msg137363 date=1134451763]
More than a Jew, Less than a man
[/quote]

I take offence to that.
[/quote]

I take shots to that.
December 14, 2005, 4:05 AM
Yoni
[quote author=Topaz link=topic=13468.msg137584#msg137584 date=1134545956]
Yoni, do you find it offensive to be called a Jew?
[/quote]
What do you mean? Jews are obviously superior to everyone else.
December 14, 2005, 6:59 PM
Yoni
Those darn commies.
December 15, 2005, 5:04 AM
Explicit[nK]
I'm not really offended by racial slurs anyway.  I don't see why people make such a big deal over it, since we are all of the human race.  Since this is true, ethnicity should be disregarded.
December 15, 2005, 5:16 AM
JoeTheOdd
[quote author=Yoni link=topic=13468.msg137633#msg137633 date=1134586757]
[quote author=Topaz link=topic=13468.msg137584#msg137584 date=1134545956]
Yoni, do you find it offensive to be called a Jew?
[/quote]
What do you mean? Jews are obviously superior to everyone else.
[/quote]

Which means, Jews are better than nobody.

G_G yoni.
December 15, 2005, 12:55 PM
111787
The most horrible thing i have ever heard said to a Jew is "Shut the fuck up before I burn your ass and make the count six million one." 
December 15, 2005, 9:56 PM
JoeTheOdd
You heartless bastard!

Shut face before I burn your rear and make the count a single gentile!
December 15, 2005, 9:58 PM
111787
By the way, I would not/did not say that.  My girl is jewish.
December 16, 2005, 1:36 AM
shout
[quote author=111787 link=topic=13468.msg137933#msg137933 date=1134697005]
By the way, I would not/did not say that. My girl is jewish.
[/quote]

Eat lots of ham and drink lots of milk in front of her.
December 16, 2005, 1:41 AM
111787
Screw you and like she isn't orthodox like Yoni probably is so it wouldn't be a big deal if i did.
December 18, 2005, 12:56 AM
JoeTheOdd
You didn't even explicitly say she practices Judiasm, just that she's Jewish. There is a difference, you know. I don't practice Judiasm, yet I'm still Jewish.
December 20, 2005, 3:43 AM
rabbit
No, you're not.  You're just delusional.
December 20, 2005, 3:48 PM
Yoni
[quote author=111787 link=topic=13468.msg138241#msg138241 date=1134867415]
Screw you and like she isn't orthodox like Yoni probably is so it wouldn't be a big deal if i did.
[/quote]wtf? hmmmmmm ok.
December 26, 2005, 3:43 PM

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