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jigsaw
...I've officially banged 2 girls I met on myspace... haha myspace is a huge ass orgy of girls who go to clubs and take pics for myspace. Today, I met up with a girl from myspace we had lunch, we had 2 glasses of wine and we fucked - i almost feel like an internet stalker, because its wierd, and its happened twice with 2 different chicks... what is htis world coming to?... its wonderful!
December 6, 2005, 5:13 AM
jigsaw
and ive slept with every single girl on my myspace friends list except 3 or 4 of them because they live so far away. www.myspace.com/mattschoen
December 6, 2005, 5:14 AM
Newby
Lmfao.
December 6, 2005, 5:26 AM
UserLoser.
[quote author=Newby link=topic=13433.msg136565#msg136565 date=1133846780]
Lmfao.
[/quote]





^ I was going to reply this..but he did it for me ^
December 6, 2005, 5:34 AM
jigsaw
i'm telling you guys, find your local myspace sluts and take them out for a seafood dinner and NEVER call them back! "Dorothy Mantooth is a SAINT!"
December 6, 2005, 5:59 AM
CrAz3D
I haven't ever met anyone on MySpace that I've taken out,...nor have  I ever told a lie
December 7, 2005, 1:00 AM
teamstfu
[quote author=CrAz3D link=topic=13433.msg136645#msg136645 date=1133917225]
I haven't ever met anyone on MySpace that I've taken out,...nor have  I ever told a lie
[/quote]

But you met someone on Facebook!  ;)
December 7, 2005, 1:11 AM
laurion
[quote author=CrAz3D link=topic=13433.msg136645#msg136645 date=1133917225]
nor have  I ever told a lie
[/quote]
:o wow you must also go to church and think of yourself as Honest Abe  :-*
December 7, 2005, 12:01 PM
QwertyMonster
jigsaw, do you have a girlfriend or married? If so, aren't what you are doing called 'cheating'? :P
December 7, 2005, 3:44 PM
jigsaw
When you're under 25 its called experiencing life.
December 7, 2005, 3:57 PM
The-Rabid-Lord
Or a man slut.
December 7, 2005, 8:12 PM
hismajesty
Jigsaw is what all men aspire to be.
December 7, 2005, 9:08 PM
dx
hmm, alright jigsaw i agree with you. myspace is the promise land..
December 7, 2005, 10:13 PM
CrAz3D
Facebook is good too.  Although that is generally for more "normal" down to earth people to stay in touch & what not
December 7, 2005, 11:07 PM
jigsaw
[quote author=CrAz3D link=topic=13433.msg136758#msg136758 date=1133996833]
Facebook is good too.  Although that is generally for more "normal" down to earth people to stay in touch & what not
[/quote]

IE: Have sex AGAIN with them.
December 8, 2005, 3:31 AM
The-Rabid-Lord
You wanna go with a hump and dump attitude for most people you meet online.
December 8, 2005, 2:24 PM
MyStiCaL


so true about myspace.. just do a search for girls less then 5 miles from you, 'mostly old high school girls you know' and your getting some, they all are giviing it up, there on myspace to pimpit also..
December 9, 2005, 8:42 PM
laurion
did you guys hear about that myspace bitch that killed himself
http://www.myspace.com/jloveb
http://clippitsuicide.ytmnd.com/
December 13, 2005, 11:54 AM
Explicit[nK]
[quote author=Tazo link=topic=13433.msg137384#msg137384 date=1134474895]
did you guys hear about that myspace bitch that killed himself
http://www.myspace.com/jloveb
http://clippitsuicide.ytmnd.com/
[/quote]

It's people like that who need to view life in retrospect.  They create such an intense world for themselves, and rather than pulling out the positive aspects of their lives, they do just the opposite and take it upon themselves to see the negatives and only the negatives.  It's sickening.
December 13, 2005, 5:47 PM
QwertyMonster
jloveb myspace:
Last Login: 12/12/2005

Or am i missing the point somewhere here?
December 13, 2005, 9:00 PM
laurion
someone hacked his name duh  :o
December 13, 2005, 11:01 PM
Newby
[quote author=Explicit[nK] link=topic=13433.msg137409#msg137409 date=1134496040]
They create such an intense world for themselves, and rather than pulling out the positive aspects of their lives, they do just the opposite and take it upon themselves to see the negatives and only the negatives.  It's sickening.
[/quote]

I do that, but you don't see me killing myself over so much negativity.

(I'm pessimistic.)
December 13, 2005, 11:33 PM
JoeTheOdd
Yeah, Newby will go get drunk and frag for hours at a LAN part, then come home and bitch all night about the chicken wings getting there late.
December 14, 2005, 1:04 AM
Newby
[quote author=Joe link=topic=13433.msg137538#msg137538 date=1134522267]
Yeah, Newby will go get drunk and frag for hours at a LAN part, then come home and bitch all night about the chicken wings getting there late.
[/quote]

Or not getting there at all*.
December 14, 2005, 1:05 AM
jigsaw
how do you know he really killed himself?
December 15, 2005, 3:52 PM
jigsaw
people that kill themselves deserve to die, so pathetic, no respect - and he goes to hell... whats hte point?
December 15, 2005, 3:55 PM
Explicit[nK]
The point is that they could be applying themselves to something more greater and worthwhile; constant indulgence in pessimism is useless.
December 15, 2005, 8:16 PM
QwertyMonster
On the point of people killing themselves.

On runescape ( www.runescape.com ) somebody lost a "White Party Hat" by getting scammed, so he killed himself. There was another unknown reason to him killing himself though, that nobody knows.. :-\
December 15, 2005, 8:53 PM
hismajesty
I know one time when I lost source code that I had been working on a for a long time (it was during a format, I thought I had backed it up) I wanted to kill myself.

I didn't though. :P
December 15, 2005, 9:05 PM
CrAz3D
I love me, I don't want to kill me, maybe if I were about to kill me...only then would, in self defense, kill myself
December 15, 2005, 9:18 PM
JoeTheOdd
Religious post, ROT13'd to avoid whiners.

Gur bayl jnl gb pbzzvg fhvpvqr naq abg tb gb uryy vf vs lbh'er orvat gbegherq, be fbzrguvat ryfr, V sbetbg.
December 15, 2005, 10:39 PM
Newby
[quote author=jigsaw link=topic=13433.msg137806#msg137806 date=1134661920]
how do you know he really killed himself?
[/quote]

Considering the news covered it, I'd assume it was real. Otherwise he pranked the general public really good.
December 15, 2005, 10:43 PM
CrAz3D
[quote author=Joe link=topic=13433.msg137886#msg137886 date=1134686398]
Religious post, ROT13'd to avoid whiners.

The only way to commit suicide and not go to hell is if you're being tortured, or something else, I forgot.
[/quote]
I don't even know so far as that.  In hardcore religion I don't think you can kill yourself
December 15, 2005, 10:51 PM
MyStiCaL
Gun: $234
ammo: $20

logging in myspace after your own suicide: priceless.

Not to bring up dead topics, but yea dude commits suicide but then logs on after his own death?
January 13, 2006, 3:49 PM
Newby
It's not hard to figure out his password after he died. I'm guessing they confiscated the computer and managed to get the password, and it somehow got leaked to the press?

(I noticed he was logged in too, but eh?)
January 13, 2006, 9:32 PM
MyStiCaL
Well, if its true i could probley find out living a whole not even 30 mins from there i know people that went to that school back then, i'll see if i can find something else.. Even if he did die, I don't think n-e one would worry about getting on his myspace to tell people that, and actually how did n-e one find out? he changed his song on his profile to death? and did what posted a bulletin saying blah blah died at this time blah. hrmz. i'll look into it when i get bored.
January 13, 2006, 10:15 PM
hismajesty
He posted a bulletin saying he was going to kill himself

by the way, it's real...there is a news article on it somewhere.

it's possible the police, his parents, friends, etc. logged in on his account too. Or that somebody hacked it, but probably not.
January 13, 2006, 10:23 PM
MyStiCaL
But have you heard of anyone that commits suicide and actually wants to tell people before hand? specially in a blog/bulletin? Im guessing attention whore. But i maybe wrong.
January 14, 2006, 8:41 AM
UserLoser
[quote author=MyStiCaL link=topic=13433.msg141777#msg141777 date=1137228108]
But have you heard of anyone that commits suicide and actually wants to tell people before hand? specially in a blog/bulletin? Im guessing attention whore. But i maybe wrong.
[/quote]

Generally emo/goths are like that.
January 14, 2006, 10:45 AM
hismajesty
[quote author=MyStiCaL link=topic=13433.msg141777#msg141777 date=1137228108]
But have you heard of anyone that commits suicide and actually wants to tell people before hand? specially in a blog/bulletin? Im guessing attention whore. But i maybe wrong.
[/quote]

Dude. He was emo.
January 14, 2006, 1:14 PM
jigsaw
WTF is emo? i never got that.
January 14, 2006, 5:32 PM
MyStiCaL
[quote author=jigsaw link=topic=13433.msg141802#msg141802 date=1137259937]
WTF is emo? i never got that.
[/quote]

emo = Emotional

emo music is like emotional music they talk about sad things like there dog dying and whining about it ect..
January 15, 2006, 4:28 AM
Trance
[quote author=MyStiCaL link=topic=13433.msg141876#msg141876 date=1137299321]
[quote author=jigsaw link=topic=13433.msg141802#msg141802 date=1137259937]
WTF is emo? i never got that.
[/quote]

emo = Emotional

emo music is like emotional music they talk about sad things like there dog dying and whining about it ect..
[/quote]
Or thier dad giving them a BMW which gives them some irrational reason to be sad. Yeah, that's deep.

And can you really call it music? I mean it's like they never bothered to even try to learn thier instruments..
January 27, 2006, 12:36 AM
CrAz3D
[quote author=jigsaw link=topic=13433.msg141802#msg141802 date=1137259937]
WTF is emo? i never got that.
[/quote]As I recall reading, they're an off shoot of the punk movement of the mid 80s that is just now becoming mainstream.

Also, they're pansy selves are very anti-prep kinda folks in almost a discriminatory way...however they're generally all/mostly homo/bi & cut themselves because they are discriminated against because they're different.

It is my personal experience that most of them come not from poverty, but from the regular middle to upper class families & really don't have anything to complain about, they just want to annoye their parents with their long black hair.
Not to mention that when all the other emo kids have long black hair they complain about that they want to be different but they tend to "set trends".
January 30, 2006, 4:52 AM
peofeoknight
I just hate how hardcore and even metalcore is getting lumped with emo these days though.
January 30, 2006, 5:27 AM

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