What do you look for in a girl - and be honest.

I prefer hot girls and those are the type that I attract, luckily.
I don't do girls that are considered "fat"
Other than that if its 2:00am a.k.a "do-o'clock" I'll fuck anything meeting that criteria

Vagina, legs, a couple arms, and perhaps a head.

Your mom.

Pretty eyes are nice to look at.

This isn't funny.

I like any girl who likes me, I can't be picky.

But it's fun.

I like women that aren't slutty (meaning they don't sleep around) but they'll put out on the first date. If they're shorter than I am, and < pushing a little extra weight, and have a nice face, <3++.

Long stright har. (mid-back, Black, Brown, Definitly NOT blond)
5'6"->6'0" (about)
Nice eyes, Deep blue/green is always nice :)
Nice voice
Smart
Good conversationalist
Weight? My weight or lower (wow, that gets rid of SOOO many! :P )
Oh  and not a snob, like 90% of the dammen ones -.-
Sluttyness: Big fucking turn off!


Ohh Bad jigsaw. I showed what you said to one of my girl-friends. and umm
[quote](21:45:04) T.V.: ::murders jigsaw::
(21:49:27) T.V.: He'll never get any girl at that rate  [/quote]
Obviously she disagrees with you 0.o
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A girl who dosen't get offened at jokes too easily.  I hate it when bitches are serious all the time.

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A girl who dosen't get offened at jokes too easily.  I hate it when bitches are serious all the time.
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That reminds me of the time I called my dad's ex an alcoholic, and she asked me who told me that, and I told her my dad did.

My dad never heard the end of it.

Not to get off topic but what happens if your [img]http://forums.maxima.org/images/smilies/gay.gif[/img]

I like my women like my car
1. fun
2. reliable
3. puts out when I need it [img]http://forums.maxima.org/images/smilies/naughty.gif[/img]
4. able to control easily
5. looks beautiful
6. 

My standards are: Nice eyes, an attractive smile, and very accepting of who I am.

* (pulse optional)

See Thing, great minds think a like. A pulse is must even if its 1 electronically induced pusle before sex via defibulator and 1 pulse after sex induced by defibulator.

Brown / Blonde Hair.
Blue eyes..
Good looking!
Fit
Good legs..
Cute Smile
Pretty (GORGEOUS!)
Accepts me for who i am
Not hairy.. :P
Good flirter.
Not a girl who leads me on.
Not a girl who will do stuff behind my back.
Most of all,

Misses me and loves me and cares for me. (and thinks of me)

Around that....

Non smoker, non ugly.

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Non smoker, non ugly.
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Lmfao. I watched that episode yesterday. :P

I want a girl that is down to have sex in public places, i want a girl who turns everyones heads, a girl who will invite other couples into the bedroom, a girl who swallows - thats a must, a girl that loves dirty sanchez and bukkake, and a girl thats likes to have sex with farm animals......

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and a girl thats likes to have sex with farm animals......
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LOL!!! Hahhaha why :P

..because my cows have been sad lately.

Personally, eye color isn't a biggie, its just the contact has to be there. Shes gotta have atleast an ass, or some tits, I mean i can't live without one so.
Sure every guy wants a hot girl, but most of the time they're ditzy, so I like them to be smart atleast to manage her own.

Oh, and Jigsaw if the chick knows how to swallow good, shes a slut. We know what you want... A slut, moreover a hooker.

Oh so Jig wants a nice asian girl.  :P

im looking for a girl similar to this...


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