Lets see how quick we can do this. I start.

99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer! If one of them bottles should happen to fall, how many bottles of beer on the wall?

Then you decrement it, like so..

98 bottles of beer on the wall, 98 bottles of beer! If one of them bottles should happen to fall, how many bottles of beer on the wall?

Your turn, starting with 97. Gogo!

96, 95, 94, 93, 92, 91 .... 0

Good now stop.

1) You missed 97.
2) You forgot a few words.

Here, let me help.

97 bottles of beer on the wall, 97 bottles of beer! If one of those bottles should happen to fall, how many bottles of beer on the wall?

96 bottles of beer on the wall, 96 bottles of be.... wait, this is retarded.

Haha, when I saw the title of this thread, I thought, "This sounds like a dumb game.  I bet Joe posted it!"

96 bottles of beer on the wall, 96 bottles of beer! If one of them bottles should happen to
fall, how many bottles of beer on the wall?
95 bottles of beer on the wall, 95 bottles of beer! If one of them bottles should happen to
fall, how many bottles of beer on the wall?
94 bottles of beer on the wall, 94 bottles of beer! If one of them bottles should happen to
fall, how many bottles of beer on the wall?
93 bottles of beer on the wall, 93 bottles of beer! If one of them bottles should happen to
fall, how many bottles of beer on the wall?
92 bottles of beer on the wall, 92 bottles of beer! If one of them bottles should happen to
fall, how many bottles of beer on the wall?
91 bottles of beer on the wall, 91 bottles of beer! If one of them bottles should happen to
fall, how many bottles of beer on the wall?
90 bottles of beer on the wall, 90 bottles of beer! If one of them bottles should happen to
fall, how many bottles of beer on the wall?
89 bottles of beer on the wall, 89 bottles of beer! If one of them bottles should happen to
fall, how many bottles of beer on the wall?
88 bottles of beer on the wall, 88 bottles of beer! If one of them bottles should happen to
fall, how many bottles of beer on the wall?
87 bottles of beer on the wall, 87 bottles of beer! If one of them bottles should happen to
fall, how many bottles of beer on the wall?
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fall, how many bottles of beer on the wall?
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fall, how many bottles of beer on the wall?
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fall, how many bottles of beer on the wall?
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fall, how many bottles of beer on the wall?
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fall, how many bottles of beer on the wall?
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fall, how many bottles of beer on the wall?
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fall, how many bottles of beer on the wall?
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fall, how many bottles of beer on the wall?
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fall, how many bottles of beer on the wall?
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fall, how many bottles of beer on the wall?
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fall, how many bottles of beer on the wall?
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fall, how many bottles of beer on the wall?
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fall, how many bottles of beer on the wall?
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fall, how many bottles of beer on the wall?
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fall, how many bottles of beer on the wall?
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fall, how many bottles of beer on the wall?
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fall, how many bottles of beer on the wall?
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fall, how many bottles of beer on the wall?
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fall, how many bottles of beer on the wall?
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fall, how many bottles of beer on the wall?
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fall, how many bottles of beer on the wall?
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fall, how many bottles of beer on the wall?
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fall, how many bottles of beer on the wall?
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fall, how many bottles of beer on the wall?
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fall, how many bottles of beer on the wall?
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fall, how many bottles of beer on the wall?
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fall, how many bottles of beer on the wall?
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fall, how many bottles of beer on the wall?
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fall, how many bottles of beer on the wall?
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fall, how many bottles of beer on the wall?
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fall, how many bottles of beer on the wall?
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fall, how many bottles of beer on the wall?
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fall, how many bottles of beer on the wall?
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fall, how many bottles of beer on the wall?
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fall, how many bottles of beer on the wall?
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fall, how many bottles of beer on the wall?
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fall, how many bottles of beer on the wall?
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fall, how many bottles of beer on the wall?
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fall, how many bottles of beer on the wall?
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fall, how many bottles of beer on the wall?
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fall, how many bottles of beer on the wall?
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fall, how many bottles of beer on the wall?
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fall, how many bottles of beer on the wall?
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fall, how many bottles of beer on the wall?
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fall, how many bottles of beer on the wall?
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fall, how many bottles of beer on the wall?
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fall, how many bottles of beer on the wall?
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fall, how many bottles of beer on the wall?
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fall, how many bottles of beer on the wall?
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fall, how many bottles of beer on the wall?
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fall, how many bottles of beer on the wall?
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fall, how many bottles of beer on the wall?
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fall, how many bottles of beer on the wall?
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fall, how many bottles of beer on the wall?
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fall, how many bottles of beer on the wall?
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fall, how many bottles of beer on the wall?
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fall, how many bottles of beer on the wall?
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fall, how many bottles of beer on the wall?
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fall, how many bottles of beer on the wall?
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fall, how many bottles of beer on the wall?
26 bottles of beer on the wall, 26 bottles of beer! If one of them bottles should happen to
fall, how many bottles of beer on the wall?
25 bottles of beer on the wall, 25 bottles of beer! If one of them bottles should happen to
fall, how many bottles of beer on the wall?
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fall, how many bottles of beer on the wall?
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fall, how many bottles of beer on the wall?
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fall, how many bottles of beer on the wall?
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fall, how many bottles of beer on the wall?
20 bottles of beer on the wall, 20 bottles of beer! If one of them bottles should happen to
fall, how many bottles of beer on the wall?
19 bottles of beer on the wall, 19 bottles of beer! If one of them bottles should happen to
fall, how many bottles of beer on the wall?
18 bottles of beer on the wall, 18 bottles of beer! If one of them bottles should happen to
fall, how many bottles of beer on the wall?
17 bottles of beer on the wall, 17 bottles of beer! If one of them bottles should happen to
fall, how many bottles of beer on the wall?
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fall, how many bottles of beer on the wall?
15 bottles of beer on the wall, 15 bottles of beer! If one of them bottles should happen to
fall, how many bottles of beer on the wall?
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fall, how many bottles of beer on the wall?
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fall, how many bottles of beer on the wall?
12 bottles of beer on the wall, 12 bottles of beer! If one of them bottles should happen to
fall, how many bottles of beer on the wall?
11 bottles of beer on the wall, 11 bottles of beer! If one of them bottles should happen to
fall, how many bottles of beer on the wall?
10 bottles of beer on the wall, 10 bottles of beer! If one of them bottles should happen to
fall, how many bottles of beer on the wall?
9 bottles of beer on the wall, 9 bottles of beer! If one of them bottles should happen to
fall, how many bottles of beer on the wall?
8 bottles of beer on the wall, 8 bottles of beer! If one of them bottles should happen to
fall, how many bottles of beer on the wall?
7 bottles of beer on the wall, 7 bottles of beer! If one of them bottles should happen to
fall, how many bottles of beer on the wall?
6 bottles of beer on the wall, 6 bottles of beer! If one of them bottles should happen to
fall, how many bottles of beer on the wall?
5 bottles of beer on the wall, 5 bottles of beer! If one of them bottles should happen to
fall, how many bottles of beer on the wall?
4 bottles of beer on the wall, 4 bottles of beer! If one of them bottles should happen to
fall, how many bottles of beer on the wall?
3 bottles of beer on the wall, 3 bottles of beer! If one of them bottles should happen to
fall, how many bottles of beer on the wall?
2 bottles of beer on the wall, 2 bottles of beer! If one of them bottles should happen to
fall, how many bottles of beer on the wall?
1 bottles of beer on the wall, 1 bottles of beer! If one of them bottles should happen to
fall, how many bottles of beer on the wall?

NONE. THERE ARE NONE LEFT ASSHOLE.

lol, Last week I made in script in my Clan channel that counted down from 1000 bottles of bear on the wall and spammed the fuck out of them for about 3 hours before I decided to delete it.

LOL HITMEN.

Here douche bag:

[code]
Dim i as integer

for i = 99 to 0 step -1
If (i = 0) then debug.print "There are no bottles of beer on the wall and joe is a fucking moron. -.-": Exit For
debug.print i & " bottles of beer on the wall, " & i & " bottles of beer! If one of them bottles should happen to fall, how many bottles of beer on the wall?"
Next i
[/code]

Rofl, nice.

Go Hitmen!

[code]public class BeerBottles {
  public static void main(String args[]) {
    for(int i = 99; i > 1; i--;) {
      System.out.println(i + " bottles of beer on the wall! " + i + " bottles of beer! If one of those bottles should happen to fall, how many bottles of beer on the wall?");
    }
    System.out.println("None!");
  }
}[/code]

[quote author=Joe link=topic=13224.msg133827#msg133827 date=1131863195]
Lets see how quick we can do this. I start.

99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer! If one of them bottles should happen to fall, how many bottles of beer on the wall?

Then you decrement it, like so..

98 bottles of beer on the wall, 98 bottles of beer! If one of them bottles should happen to fall, how many bottles of beer on the wall?

Your turn, starting with 97. Gogo!
[/quote]HAPPEN TO FALL!?  WHAT FUCKING IDIOT LET THE BEER FALL!?  TELL ME NOW!  I DEMAND TO KNOW!
</caps>
heh

joe is such a postwhore.

Um.... WTF?!

[quote author=QwertyMonster link=topic=13224.msg133923#msg133923 date=1131986143]
Um.... WTF?!
[/quote]

Just another one of Joe's antics to rack up on posts.

DONT HATE ME BECAUSE I AM THE MOST RANDOM PERSON ON THESE FORUMS.

Alright, maybe a few people beat me (Thing comes to mind, perhaps Trust?), but still, eh.

[quote author=Networks link=topic=13224.msg133857#msg133857 date=1131895819]
Here douche bag:

[code]
Dim i as integer

for i = 99 to 0 step -1
If (i = 0) then debug.print "There are no bottles of beer on the wall and joe is a fucking moron. -.-": Exit For
debug.print i & " bottles of beer on the wall, " & i & " bottles of beer! If one of them bottles should happen to fall, how many bottles of beer on the wall?"
Next i
[/code]
[/quote]

Why would you use an integer?

Does it matter?  It still accomplishes its purpose.

[quote author=UserLoser link=topic=13224.msg134448#msg134448 date=1132284609]
[quote author=Networks link=topic=13224.msg133857#msg133857 date=1131895819]
Here douche bag:

[code]
Dim i as integer

for i = 99 to 0 step -1
If (i = 0) then debug.print "There are no bottles of beer on the wall and joe is a fucking moron. -.-": Exit For
debug.print i & " bottles of beer on the wall, " & i & " bottles of beer! If one of them bottles should happen to fall, how many bottles of beer on the wall?"
Next i
[/code]
[/quote]

Why would you use an integer?
[/quote]

I didn't really think into it but......long* (can't ever have enough beer, just in case)

[quote author=Networks link=topic=13224.msg134795#msg134795 date=1132507064]
[quote author=UserLoser link=topic=13224.msg134448#msg134448 date=1132284609]
[quote author=Networks link=topic=13224.msg133857#msg133857 date=1131895819]
Here douche bag:

[code]
Dim i as integer

for i = 99 to 0 step -1
If (i = 0) then debug.print "There are no bottles of beer on the wall and joe is a fucking moron. -.-": Exit For
debug.print i & " bottles of beer on the wall, " & i & " bottles of beer! If one of them bottles should happen to fall, how many bottles of beer on the wall?"
Next i
[/code]
[/quote]

Why would you use an integer?
[/quote]

I didn't really think into it but......long* (can't ever have enough beer, just in case)
[/quote]

unsigned long long, port that baby to C++!

[quote author=Explicit[nK] link=topic=13224.msg134480#msg134480 date=1132294283]
Does it matter? It still accomplishes its purpose.
[/quote]

I'm going to give you some advice, take it as you will. Never get into programming.

its to 99 integer sounds good for it, now if it was over 5k then long.