I definately think we should charge a monthly fee of $1.26.  I think it will eliminate all these douchebags of whom we do not want typing on our beloved forum.

$1.26?...
Would there be some sort of discount if one were to pay for a full year @ once?  Would members of Clan vL be required to pay?  Would leaeders of vL have to pay?

why 1.26?

If you have to ask why to pay that amount or why anything, then probably you're one of the people not wanted ;D

[quote author=UserLoser link=topic=13148.msg132849#msg132849 date=1131131592]
If you have to ask why to pay that amount of why anything, then probably you're one of the people not wanted ;D
[/quote]
"...amount of why anything..."
uh, what?

I'm not wanted. :(

jigsaw is gay

[quote author=CrAz3D link=topic=13148.msg132851#msg132851 date=1131133044]
[quote author=UserLoser link=topic=13148.msg132849#msg132849 date=1131131592]
If you have to ask why to pay that amount of why anything, then probably you're one of the people not wanted ;D
[/quote]
"...amount of why anything..."
uh, what?
[/quote]

Typo, no big deal..

[quote author=UserLoser link=topic=13148.msg132858#msg132858 date=1131134859]
[quote author=CrAz3D link=topic=13148.msg132851#msg132851 date=1131133044]
[quote author=UserLoser link=topic=13148.msg132849#msg132849 date=1131131592]
If you have to ask why to pay that amount of why anything, then probably you're one of the people not wanted ;D
[/quote]
"...amount of why anything..."
uh, what?
[/quote]

Typo, no big deal..
[/quote]But still, why $1.26?

...or deleting/banning accounts work as well.

[quote author=AcidAngel link=topic=13148.msg132857#msg132857 date=1131134544]
jigsaw is gay
[/quote]

Nah, just his idea.

[quote author=UserLoser link=topic=13148.msg132849#msg132849 date=1131131592]
If you have to ask why to pay that amount or why anything, then probably you're one of the people not wanted ;D
[/quote]
A small fee does not bother me, it's just a very odd amount.

A small fee bothers me. I don't have the $$$ necessary to afford it.

I'd rather spend it towards something productive.

What would we get out of it? Some people would just move to non charging forums. I would.

a $1.26 USD sounded good at the time... but now Im thinking a small lump sum of 37 yen would probably do. Of course Acid Angel would have to pay-per-view because he is a bumbling fuck nut who trucks boys in the ass and doesn't even give the common courtesy to give them a reach around. 'nuff said.

[quote author=jigsaw link=topic=13148.msg132961#msg132961 date=1131220515]
a $1.26 USD sounded good at the time... but now Im thinking a small lump sum of 37 yen would probably do. Of course Acid Angel would have to pay-per-view because he is a bumbling fuck nut who trucks boys in the ass and doesn't even give the common courtesy to give them a reach around. 'nuff said.
[/quote]

Yen eh? What about a few canadian dollars? :D

When I truck people in the butt I always give them a reach around, am I still welcome here?

people =/= boys, quasi

my love for jigsaw is spilling the borders of the love pool

I'm scared...

This will never happen. However you can always thank Thing whenever you see him for providing all of us with his lovely bandwidth. :-*

[quote author=Yoni link=topic=13148.msg132970#msg132970 date=1131227211]
my love for jigsaw is spilling the borders of the love pool
[/quote]

Mine too.

[quote author=jigsaw link=topic=13148.msg132964#msg132964 date=1131222101]
people =/= boys, quasi
[/quote] A butt is a butt, it really doesn't matter too me. But I guess there isn't really a point to giving a girl a reach around, now is there?

[quote author=Newby link=topic=13148.msg132954#msg132954 date=1131216736]
A small fee bothers me. I don't have the $$$ necessary to afford it.

I'd rather spend it towards something productive.
[/quote]
Wtf, you are probably the richest person I know (not counting Trust, of course ;))

[quote author=iago link=topic=13148.msg133133#msg133133 date=1131412790]
[quote author=Newby link=topic=13148.msg132954#msg132954 date=1131216736]
A small fee bothers me. I don't have the $$$ necessary to afford it.

I'd rather spend it towards something productive.
[/quote]
Wtf, you are probably the richest person I know (not counting Trust, of course ;))
[/quote]

Well, I'd rather spend it towards something productive. Like an XBox 360!

I never wanted an xbox/360 or any other console, but a friend of mine just recently modded his xbox and put in a 120, he has so many movies on that thing now. It is very very conveiniant, I almost want one just so I can do things like that, and of course rip games from gamefly or block buster to the hdd.

And those of us that are just tight ass's with our money?

[quote author=quasi-modo link=topic=13148.msg133136#msg133136 date=1131413609]
I never wanted an xbox/360 or any other console, but a friend of mine just recently modded his xbox and put in a 120, he has so many movies on that thing now. It is very very conveiniant, I almost want one just so I can do things like that, and of course rip games from gamefly or block buster to the hdd.
[/quote]

My friend has a modchip like that, with a 300gb hard-drive.

It's so. Fucking. Awesome!

They had a playable xbox 360 in Walmart yesterday, omg, it...was....awesome.

[quote author=l)ragon link=topic=13148.msg133137#msg133137 date=1131414083]
And those of us that are just tight ass's with our money?
[/quote]Word to this

[quote author=CrAz3D link=topic=13148.msg133141#msg133141 date=1131415696]
[quote author=l)ragon link=topic=13148.msg133137#msg133137 date=1131414083]
And those of us that are just tight ass's with our money?
[/quote]Word to this
[/quote]

I'm definitely one of those "tight asses".

They're just trying to get rid of dirt poor people like me!  :'(

Well, the audience who wouldn't pay is obvious...

Why would pay is the question! :P

This is a perfect example of how offtopic we get.  From paying memberiship fees, to xbox 360...

[quote author=Blaze link=topic=13148.msg133150#msg133150 date=1131426091]
This is a perfect example of how offtopic we get.  From paying memberiship fees, to xbox 360...
[/quote]To posting about people being off topic

[quote author=Blaze link=topic=13148.msg133150#msg133150 date=1131426091]
This is a perfect example of how offtopic we get.  From paying memberiship fees, to xbox 360...
[/quote] Maybe we should be charged by the post then rather... that would make us use our posts more wisely. It would solve any whore / spam problems.

[quote author=Blaze link=topic=13148.msg133150#msg133150 date=1131426091]
This is a perfect example of how offtopic we get.  From paying memberiship fees, to xbox 360...
[/quote]
Are you suggesting that, when you're talking to a group of friends in real life, you all stick to the topic?  No, of course not, since that's not how conversations progress.  So what's wrong with doing it on a forum, exactly?

[quote author=quasi-modo link=topic=13148.msg133168#msg133168 date=1131463288]
[quote author=Blaze link=topic=13148.msg133150#msg133150 date=1131426091]
This is a perfect example of how offtopic we get.  From paying memberiship fees, to xbox 360...
[/quote] Maybe we should be charged by the post then rather... that would make us use our posts more wisely. It would solve any whore / spam problems.
[/quote]
Hahaha, I like that!  $.10/post! :)

Wanna charge for existing posts too? Iago would now owe $824.3.

[quote author=quasi-modo link=topic=13148.msg133173#msg133173 date=1131467952]
Wanna charge for existing posts too? iago would now owe $824.3.
[/quote]
And that's US$, not CDN!

xbox 360 is out?

A playable copy at Wal-mart. Not for sale.

when is the official release date? November 22? (just what a buddy said at school)

Anyone who has an xbox360 must pay 3 times as much as the people who dont for the vl.com membership fee.  The membership fees will start Dec 1. More information about sign-ups will be posted soon.

How can you prove I do or do not have an xbox 360?

[quote author=quasi-modo link=topic=13148.msg133249#msg133249 date=1131500354]
How can you prove I do or do not have an xbox 360?
[/quote]
If you ask a questio like that, you have one.  I don't care if you don't, you do. 

[quote author=quasi-modo link=topic=13148.msg133173#msg133173 date=1131467952]
Wanna charge for existing posts too? iago would now owe $824.3.
[/quote]
.3?

Plus, members don't pay :-P

How about Akamas, he shouldn't have to pay.

[quote author=iago link=topic=13148.msg133250#msg133250 date=1131500912]
[quote author=quasi-modo link=topic=13148.msg133249#msg133249 date=1131500354]
How can you prove I do or do not have an xbox 360?
[/quote]
If you ask a questio like that, you have one.  I don't care if you don't, you do. 
[/quote] That's crap, I'm going to tell Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton on you.
[quote author=iago link=topic=13148.msg133250#msg133250 date=1131500912]
[quote author=quasi-modo link=topic=13148.msg133173#msg133173 date=1131467952]
Wanna charge for existing posts too? iago would now owe $824.3.
[/quote]
.3?

Plus, members don't pay :-P
[/quote] .3... 30 cents.

So, if I join vl I wont have to pay? If you let me join I will let you play any xbox360s that I may or may not have.

Ok, I must admit - all this talk of fees was just a sorry attempt to raise money for my  penis reduction. I am sick of pushing guts out of girls mouths during sex.

[quote author=jigsaw link=topic=13148.msg133307#msg133307 date=1131558991]
Ok, I must admit - all this talk of fees was just a sorry attempt to raise money for my penis reduction. I am sick of pushing guts out of girls mouths during sex.
[/quote]

When you say "reduction", you mean enlargement and when you say "pushing guts out of girls mouths" you mean, sounds of boredom and disgust? Haha :D

On a side note: Matt, get on MSN.

[quote author=jigsaw link=topic=13148.msg133307#msg133307 date=1131558991]
Ok, I must admit - all this talk of fees was just a sorry attempt to raise money for my  penis reduction. I am sick of pushing guts out of girls mouths during sex.
[/quote]
ROFL!

Jigsaw has a 9 inch cock.

When limp right?

[quote author=hismajesty[yL] link=topic=13148.msg133363#msg133363 date=1131587921]
Jigsaw has a 9 inch cock.
[/quote]

How do you know that?  Nevermind, I shouldn't ask...*shivers*

My (female) friend saw the video of Pam Anderson and Tommy Lee.  She said something like, "They don't usually hang halfway down your leg when limp!!" I said, "Really? That's not normal?" She thought about that for a few seconds, then we both had a good laugh.  At my expense, as always :-/

[quote author=Explicit[nK] link=topic=13148.msg133383#msg133383 date=1131595013]
[quote author=hismajesty[yL] link=topic=13148.msg133363#msg133363 date=1131587921]
Jigsaw has a 9 inch cock.
[/quote]

How do you know that? Nevermind, I shouldn't ask...*shivers*
[/quote]

He posted a picture of his girlfriend holding a sign that said "Jigsaw has a 9 inch cock."

[quote author=hismajesty[yL] link=topic=13148.msg133403#msg133403 date=1131620993]
[quote author=Explicit[nK] link=topic=13148.msg133383#msg133383 date=1131595013]
[quote author=hismajesty[yL] link=topic=13148.msg133363#msg133363 date=1131587921]
Jigsaw has a 9 inch cock.
[/quote]

How do you know that? Nevermind, I shouldn't ask...*shivers*
[/quote]

He posted a picture of his girlfriend holding a sign that said "Jigsaw has a 9 inch cock."
[/quote]

How sure of that are you?  I refuse to believe it, unless I see solid e-evidence! ;)

[quote author=Explicit[nK] link=topic=13148.msg133412#msg133412 date=1131637882]
[quote author=hismajesty[yL] link=topic=13148.msg133403#msg133403 date=1131620993]
[quote author=Explicit[nK] link=topic=13148.msg133383#msg133383 date=1131595013]
[quote author=hismajesty[yL] link=topic=13148.msg133363#msg133363 date=1131587921]
Jigsaw has a 9 inch cock.
[/quote]

How do you know that? Nevermind, I shouldn't ask...*shivers*
[/quote]

He posted a picture of his girlfriend holding a sign that said "Jigsaw has a 9 inch cock."
[/quote]

How sure of that are you?  I refuse to believe it, unless I see solid e-evidence! ;)
[/quote] You just wanna see Jigsaw's cock.

[quote author=quasi-modo link=topic=13148.msg133418#msg133418 date=1131642642]
[quote author=Explicit[nK] link=topic=13148.msg133412#msg133412 date=1131637882]
[quote author=hismajesty[yL] link=topic=13148.msg133403#msg133403 date=1131620993]
[quote author=Explicit[nK] link=topic=13148.msg133383#msg133383 date=1131595013]
[quote author=hismajesty[yL] link=topic=13148.msg133363#msg133363 date=1131587921]
Jigsaw has a 9 inch cock.
[/quote]

How do you know that? Nevermind, I shouldn't ask...*shivers*
[/quote]

He posted a picture of his girlfriend holding a sign that said "Jigsaw has a 9 inch cock."
[/quote]

How sure of that are you?  I refuse to believe it, unless I see solid e-evidence! ;)
[/quote] You just wanna see Jigsaw's cock.
[/quote]
And he wants it solid!

ok, I will take a photo of my member next to a ruler. I need to find the usb cable for my digital camera. Give me 24 hours.

remember, it's a give and take sitaution. I have small nuts but I make up for it in girth and length.

;)

Hmm will he do it or wont he :-\.

I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE, JIGSAW I WANNA SEE YOUR PENIS, CMON POST IT.

[quote author=quasi-modo link=topic=13148.msg133529#msg133529 date=1131723962]
I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE, JIGSAW I WANNA SEE YOUR PENIS, CMON POST IT.
[/quote]

Yeah, c'mon, just post it!

I have to work today, I'll post it tonight, I have my suit on right now and I dont want to get naked, and unroll my johnson right now, wait 18-20 hours.

UNVIELING THE WEEN!

WHERE IS THE WEEN? QUIT STALLING JIGSAW!

[quote author=quasi-modo link=topic=13148.msg133529#msg133529 date=1131723962]
I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE, JIGSAW I WANNA SEE YOUR PENIS, CMON POST IT.
[/quote]

o_O. No gai pr0n plez~

jigsaw, you're such a tease  :P

You've had your 24 hours, where is my manporn? I mean evidence?

[quote author=Joe link=topic=13148.msg133809#msg133809 date=1131849552]
You've had your 24 hours, where is my manporn? I mean evidence?
[/quote]

"Our," not "my."

I think jigsaw is or has a big smelly vagina because he wont let us see his huge floppy man wang.

Its cos hes actually not as big as he makes out;)
Normal Man: 8===>
      Jigsaw: 8=>

Or hes camera shy:-P

well this sucks... jigsaw wussed out on us. I am very disappointed, I was looking forward to viewing the [s]man pron[/s] evidence.

[quote author=quasi-modo link=topic=13148.msg133922#msg133922 date=1131985009]
well this sucks... jigsaw wussed out on us. I am very disappointed, I was looking forward to viewing the [s]man pron[/s] evidence.
[/quote]

We all were.

[quote author=Explicit[nK] link=topic=13148.msg133967#msg133967 date=1132014077]
[quote author=quasi-modo link=topic=13148.msg133922#msg133922 date=1131985009]
well this sucks... jigsaw wussed out on us. I am very disappointed, I was looking forward to viewing the [s]man pron[/s] evidence.
[/quote]

We all were.
[/quote]
I most definitely wasn't

[quote author=quasi-modo link=topic=13148.msg133922#msg133922 date=1131985009]
well this sucks... jigsaw wussed out on us. I am very disappointed, I was looking forward to viewing the [s]man pron[/s] evidence.
[/quote]
no, he just proved that you are all gay.

Nothiogn gay about wanting to see another mans schlong. Just curiosity. Gay is when you jack off over it.

[quote author=iago link=topic=13148.msg133979#msg133979 date=1132017670]
[quote author=Explicit[nK] link=topic=13148.msg133967#msg133967 date=1132014077]
[quote author=quasi-modo link=topic=13148.msg133922#msg133922 date=1131985009]
well this sucks... jigsaw wussed out on us. I am very disappointed, I was looking forward to viewing the [s]man pron[/s] evidence.
[/quote]

We all were.
[/quote]
I most definitely wasn't
[/quote]

Lies!  At some point in time you were curious, so there's no need to be shy.  ;)

[me="Explicit[nK]"]looks at what he started[/me]

Anyway, the whole membership fee idea would be really discouraging for those who are reluctant to pay, so they'd most likely stray off elsewhere, probably onto a "free" forum.

ok ok give me a little more time im shy.

[quote author=jigsaw link=topic=13148.msg134221#msg134221 date=1132118311]
ok ok give me a little more time im shy.
[/quote]

And here I thought you flaked out on us.  ::)

enjoy







http://www.valhallalegends.com/jigsaw/mypeepee.jpg

edit--lol

Good God!  That thing is a health hazard!

I take back everything I said :o.

You could have just posted a link you know!

8)

Isnt it wierd how we got from membership fees to jigsaws man thang.

I apologize. :)

....wow. Jigsaw omg..

There goes my last lingering threat of heterosexuality.

Jesus fucken christ, there are children on this board!

Erm......... *blocks the image*

god fucking damnit....

Do you guys have penis ringing in your thoughts, too?

<3_<3.

Disgusting.  I was going to block the site, but it is hosted on valhallalegends.com.  You bastard :P

wow...what the fuck is wrong with you people...-.-

Why not start a 'POST YOUR PENIS' thread...which reminds me where's Joe?

Err, let's not.  One is bad enough..

I was originally going to post: "That is, unless you whole-heartedly want to. ;)," but figured it'd be raising hell.

Someone split + trash can this topic. Please.

[quote author=Akamas link=topic=13148.msg134718#msg134718 date=1132446223]
Someone split + trash can this topic. Please.
[/quote]

Trash? How about it gets deleted from existence.

I demand the split be stickied.

I demand that my penis is beautiful, and you should all stare at my left nut whose peeking out. - You guys make way to big of a deal, all guys have em, mine is just nicer.

[quote author=jigsaw link=topic=13148.msg134854#msg134854 date=1132532624]
You guys make way to big of a deal, all guys have em
[/quote]

I completely agree, it's disgusting, but it's no reason to completely adblock a webpage.

[quote author=Newby link=topic=13148.msg134855#msg134855 date=1132532768]
[quote author=jigsaw link=topic=13148.msg134854#msg134854 date=1132532624]
You guys make way to big of a deal, all guys have em
[/quote]

I completely agree, it's disgusting, but it's no reason to completely adblock a webpage.
[/quote]

Sure it is, I frequently read forums in full view of family and friends.  The last thing I need is for something like that to slip through. 

I didnt expect it to be posted but hey, everyone male has one(or should, be worried if you dont). I dont see what the fuss is.

Any one want a picture of my ass?

[quote author=jigsaw link=topic=13148.msg135018#msg135018 date=1132679179]
Any one want a picture of my ass?
[/quote]

How hairy is it?

I mean, NO!

Wow Jigsaw pr0n! Got a website up and running yet?

[quote author=jigsaw link=topic=13148.msg135018#msg135018 date=1132679179]
Any one want a picture of my ass?
[/quote]

That fine sweet as...I mean, no.

How about you guys don't encourage him this time!

But its Jiggy porn!!

SHOW US YOUR NOSE! SHOW US YOUR NOSE! SHOW US YOUR NOSE!

Thanks for posting the evidence Jigsaw! I sure enjoyed examining it  ;)

Wait, I mean ewww... you proved your point.

That wasn't 9 inches. Some people don't enlarge at all upon getting an erection. It's very possible his flacid length is also that of his erection length. I think a picture during the erection period is needed to further prove this.

;)

LOL. I read that the smaller you are flacid the larger you a erect.

[quote author=hismajesty[yL] link=topic=13148.msg135234#msg135234 date=1132859927]
That wasn't 9 inches. Some people don't enlarge at all upon getting an erection. It's very possible his flacid length is also that of his erection length. I think a picture during the erection period is needed to further prove this.

;)
[/quote]

HAHAHA.

No.

[quote author=Meh link=topic=13148.msg135259#msg135259 date=1132880470]
LOL. I read that the smaller you are flacid the larger you a erect.
[/quote] This appears to be true as my penis has a practically non-existant flacid length.

Would that mean your hard all the time then :-P.

STAY ON TOPIC PLZ

Well, lets just say its good to be me. By the way, I've met and slept with 4 girls that I have met on MYSPACE - they are bangin' - they like to meet a t clubs, etc... little do they know that most of the time I am going to be banging them that night. MYSPACE has lots of banging girls waiting to be fucked.

[quote author=jigsaw link=topic=13148.msg135308#msg135308 date=1132945018]
MYSPACE has lots of banging girls waiting to be fucked.
[/quote]

And lots of guys who want to do the fucking.

[quote author=jigsaw link=topic=13148.msg134244#msg134244 date=1132123803]
enjoy







http://www.valhallalegends.com/jigsaw/mypeepee.jpg

edit--lol
[/quote]

WTF!

[quote author=Warrior link=topic=13148.msg134301#msg134301 date=1132182641]
....wow. Jigsaw omg..
[/quote]
Its cool, I did it once too.

[quote author=Networks link=topic=13148.msg134691#msg134691 date=1132432255]
wow...what the fuck is wrong with you people...-.-

Why not start a 'POST YOUR PENIS' thread...which reminds me where's Joe?
[/quote]
My thoughts exactly.