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Denial
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I am

I HAD A ONE NIGHT STAND WITH A PAIR OF GRANNY PANTIES

[23:07:53] <Click@Azeroth> I murdered a yellow paperclip
[23:08:07] <DarkMinion> I raped a piece of chewed gum
RaVeNx42o (11:09:34 PM): i murdered A STOP SIGN
[23:11:16] <Fire> I DEEP FRIED ORANGE JUICE
[23:12:16] <Kyle> I Pushed A Pair Of Granny Panties
[23:13:41] <Burnout> I'd love to lick a stop sign
[23:14:30] <XyriD> I got in a fight with a random girl
[23:17:28] iKoN: I JUST GOT IN A FIGHT WITH A GAY HOBO
[23:18:39] {][)K}LeVaRiS:  I RAPED  A HIPPOPOTAMUS

23:22:42 [wishtribe2] I pushed a spork

23:22:36 [drop_dead] thanks alot random apparently i got in a fight with a pair of grannie panties

23:22:14 [DW] I CHEATED ON MY LOVER WITH A RANDOM GIRL

jerbear: i got in a fight with a piece of chewed gum

[23:34] <warz> i cheated on my lover with orange juice?
October 19, 2005, 6:16 AM
Talora
I got in a fight with a bird.....  :o
October 19, 2005, 11:35 AM
UserLoser.
I got in a fight with a pair of granny panties...
October 19, 2005, 8:16 PM
woodtroll
I HAD A ONE NIGHT STAND WITH A PEICE OF CHEWED GUM


I don't know what to think of this.
October 19, 2005, 8:27 PM
Explicit[nK]
I molested a gay hobo.
October 19, 2005, 9:11 PM
CrAz3D
I JUST KILLED A CURLY FRY
hmm, ok...interesting, wonder if there is any truth to this matter
October 19, 2005, 9:31 PM
Explicit[nK]
If you ate it, you killed it; the end.
October 19, 2005, 9:35 PM
CrAz3D
I don't eat curly fries
October 19, 2005, 9:36 PM
woodtroll
But their so good.  ;D
October 19, 2005, 9:41 PM
Explicit[nK]
They're more than good; they're orgasmic.
October 19, 2005, 9:45 PM
LW-Falcon
i like men
October 19, 2005, 11:33 PM
Explicit[nK]
[quote author=Falcon[anti-yL] link=topic=13074.msg131587#msg131587 date=1129764790]
i like men
[/quote]

What a coincidence. :)
October 20, 2005, 1:20 AM
UserLoser.
[quote author=Explicit[nK] link=topic=13074.msg131578#msg131578 date=1129757757]
If you ate it, you killed it; the end.
[/quote]

You always use semicolons where they don't belong
October 20, 2005, 3:37 AM
Explicit[nK]
Semicolons;are;my;favorite;punctuation;mark. I use them freely, and I'm sure others don't mind.
October 20, 2005, 3:38 AM
Newby
[quote author=Explicit[nK] link=topic=13074.msg131611#msg131611 date=1129779485]
Semicolons;are;my;favorite;punctuation;mark. I use them freely, and I'm sure others don't mind.
[/quote]

UserLoser does. You nerd. ;(

I got in a fight with a spork.

I used to play warcraft 3 with a kid named YourHeadOnSpork. Damnit, he was fucking good.
October 20, 2005, 4:59 AM
CrAz3D
[quote author=Explicit[nK] link=topic=13074.msg131591#msg131591 date=1129771233]
[quote author=Falcon[anti-yL] link=topic=13074.msg131587#msg131587 date=1129764790]
i like men
[/quote]

What a coincidence. :)
[/quote]You're gay too?
October 20, 2005, 6:06 AM
Explicit[nK]
[quote author=CrAz3D link=topic=13074.msg131646#msg131646 date=1129788390]
[quote author=Explicit[nK] link=topic=13074.msg131591#msg131591 date=1129771233]
[quote author=Falcon[anti-yL] link=topic=13074.msg131587#msg131587 date=1129764790]
i like men
[/quote]

What a coincidence. :)
[/quote]You're gay too?
[/quote]

I'm open.
October 20, 2005, 3:02 PM
shout
I'm willing to experiment.

I molested myself.
October 20, 2005, 7:48 PM
QwertyMonster
I'm moving in with a gay hobo.
October 20, 2005, 8:32 PM
SNiFFeR
I MOLESTED A NAKED OLD LADY
October 20, 2005, 9:24 PM
Quarantine
I DEEP-FRIED A STOP SIGN
October 20, 2005, 10:19 PM
KoRRuPT
what yours is here
October 20, 2005, 11:04 PM
Mangix
I CHEATED ON MY LOVER WITH YOUR BRA

that's just weird
October 21, 2005, 1:21 AM
JoeTheOdd
I got in a fight with a gay hobo.
October 21, 2005, 3:24 AM
PaiD
I'D LOVE TO LICK A RANDOM GUY

I see.
October 21, 2005, 5:07 PM
jigsaw
I raped a random guy
October 22, 2005, 6:31 PM
KkBlazekK
IN MY ROOM I FOUND A TURKEY
October 23, 2005, 5:00 PM
Topaz
I LIKE BUTTHOLES
October 24, 2005, 3:52 AM
shout
[quote author=Topaz link=topic=13074.msg131847#msg131847 date=1130125931]
I LIKE BUTTHOLES
[/quote]

I like donut holes.
October 26, 2005, 7:49 PM
Explicit[nK]
[quote author=Shout link=topic=13074.msg131972#msg131972 date=1130356166]
[quote author=Topaz link=topic=13074.msg131847#msg131847 date=1130125931]
I LIKE BUTTHOLES
[/quote]

I like donut holes.
[/quote]

I like anything with holes.
October 26, 2005, 7:53 PM
BioMe
I HAD A ONE NIGHT STAND WITH A PAIR OF SNEAKERS
November 21, 2005, 9:34 PM

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