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TehUser
[url]http://hitman.us[/url]
August 13, 2005, 10:14 PM
KkBlazekK
[quote]
HITMAN is a cruelty-free organization. None of our services have been tested on animals.
[/quote]

Rofl.
August 13, 2005, 10:33 PM
Twix
I found the intro pretty cool
August 13, 2005, 10:42 PM
R.a.B.B.i.T
[quote]HITMAN is a cruelty-free organization. None of our services have been tested on animals.[/quote]lol
August 13, 2005, 11:14 PM
hismajesty
Hmm, a gift certificate. That'd make a good Christmas gift.

and haha@

[quote]Q: Is a contract killing tax deductible?[/quote]
August 13, 2005, 11:19 PM
QwertyMonster
HITMAN offers a variety of assassination services and contract killing options.

:D
August 14, 2005, 12:57 AM
Topaz
Wish I had 50,000$ to shell out, or I'd purchase their services :-P
August 14, 2005, 1:13 AM
Brian_Boitano
"Typically the mark doesn't even feel a thing."

"We offer discounts for packages of three hits or more."
;D
December 17, 2005, 5:32 PM
JoeTheOdd
LOLLOLLOLLOLLOL
December 18, 2005, 2:44 AM
CrAz3D
I don't know whether or not to take that site seriously.
I saw a thing on the news how they do that stuff online.
December 18, 2005, 2:55 AM
Spht
[quote author=CrAz3D link=topic=12519.msg138260#msg138260 date=1134874508]
I don't know whether or not to take that site seriously.
[/quote]

I hope you're kiding.
December 18, 2005, 3:08 AM
CrAz3D
[quote author=Spht link=topic=12519.msg138264#msg138264 date=1134875327]
[quote author=CrAz3D link=topic=12519.msg138260#msg138260 date=1134874508]
I don't know whether or not to take that site seriously.
[/quote]

I hope you're kiding.
[/quote]I t could be possible someone just did it to be stupid...I'm REALLY hoping for that.
December 18, 2005, 3:12 PM
woodtroll
Crazed, you've now got two weeks left of life.



Enjoy  ;D
December 18, 2005, 11:35 PM
The-Rabid-Lord
[quote author=WoOdTroll link=topic=12519.msg138353#msg138353 date=1134948916]
Crazed, you've now got two weeks left of life.



Enjoy  ;D
[/quote]
I hope the hitmen are compentant as with spelling mistakes such as crazed instead of CrAz3D the wrong person could have been hit.(Im assuming you did mean CrAz3D and not another guy :-\)
December 19, 2005, 3:04 PM
thing2
At least they are concerned about not breaking the law!
[quote]Q: Do you use dumdum bullets?
A: No! Those are prohibited by law.[/quote]
December 19, 2005, 3:13 PM
CrAz3D
[quote author=Meh link=topic=12519.msg138441#msg138441 date=1135004656]
[quote author=WoOdTroll link=topic=12519.msg138353#msg138353 date=1134948916]
Crazed, you've now got two weeks left of life.



Enjoy  ;D
[/quote]
I hope the hitmen are compentant as with spelling mistakes such as crazed instead of CrAz3D the wrong person could have been hit.(Im assuming you did mean CrAz3D and not another guy :-\)
[/quote]I've seen a guy on bnet named crazed...who knows what will happen
December 19, 2005, 4:18 PM
woodtroll
I didn't feel like writing his l337 letters in. Cry?  :'(
December 20, 2005, 12:09 AM

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