Someone sent me this great joke. Slightly censored.

The New Student

It was the first day of school and a new student named Pedro Martinez, the son of a Mexican restaurateur, entered the fourth grade.

The teacher said, "Let's begin by reviewing some
American history.
"Who said 'Give me Liberty, or give me Death?' "
She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Pedro, who
had his hand up.
"Patrick Henry, 1775."
"Very good!" apprised the teacher. "Now, who said,
"Government of the people, by the people, for the
people, shall not perish from the earth?"
Again, no response except from Pedro: "Abraham
Lincoln, 1863."
The teacher snapped at the class, "Class, you should
be ashamed! Pedro, who is new to our country, knows
more about its history than you do!"
She heard a loud whisper: "Screw the Mexicans!"
"Who said that?" she demanded.
Pedro put his hand up. "Jim Bowie, 1836."
At that point, a student in the back said, "I'm gonna puke."
The teacher glared and asked, "All right! Now, who
said that?"
Again, Pedro answered, "George Bush to the Japanese
Prime Minister, 1991."
Now furious, another student yelled, "Oh yeah? Suck
this!"
Pedro jumped out of his chair waving his hand and
shouting to the teacher, "Bill Clinton to Monica
Lewinsky, 1997!"
Now, with almost a mob hysteria, teacher said, "You
little chit. If you say anything else, I'll kill you!"
Pedro frantically yelled at the top of his voice,
"Gary Condit to Chandra Levy, 2001."
The teacher fainted, and as the class gathered around her on the floor, someone said, "Oh chit, we're in BIG trouble now!"
Pedro whispered, "Saddam Hussein, 2003."

Lol hahah nice :D

Amusing. :)

i didnt find it funny. seems i have no sense of humor. oh well :).

Haha, that's awesome.

[quote author=Mangix link=topic=11973.msg117582#msg117582 date=1119795179]
i didnt find it funny. seems i have no sense of humor. oh well :).
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I dont find it that funny neither. North American jokes...

Lol how could you not find it funny? Its a kid who is answering, "Who said that", and his teacher said something to do with Sadam Hussein hehe :P

Re-read it over a few times, but if you dont find it funny, pfft ;)

lame, *thumbs down*

I thought it was good... made me chuckle a bit.

OMG it's master nabo!

"Master Nabo knows the Hentai well..." - Ryu-kun

:-\

[quote author=Blaze link=topic=11973.msg118288#msg118288 date=1120183437]
"Master Nabo knows the Hentai well..." - Ryu-kun

:-\
[/quote]

Hes on a hentai forum most of the time :-\

LAWL.... I liked that.

Here's the original thread where it all started.  Somehow, this guy went on about Hentai and the Force, so I went with it.

[quote author=Nabeshin link=topic=11973.msg118344#msg118344 date=1120224742]
Here's the original thread where it all started.  Somehow, this guy went on about Hentai and the Force, so I went with it.
[/quote]

You have to be registered on EV.

Europhoric Visions

Opening Early 2005

...

July != Early

Opps, forgot.  Well, here's some of the better stuff (be prepaired for some reading, you have been warned :P):

[quote author=dai_hokari]
;)  greetings! i am a hentai consular in training, and i seek hentai guidance  :P

i greet all the hentai masters here

may hentai be with you always
[/quote]

[quote author=mario061690]
Wecome to the ways of Hentai Academy young one.  8)
[/quote]

[quote author=goazer]
By the time we finish with you you won't be able to even relate to normal society.
[/quote]

[quote author=xjkstylex]
You sure you are up for the challenges ahead of you??

Its pretty tuff u no
[/quote]

[quote author=dai_hokari]
i am already prepared for any challenges, since i live only for Hentai..

may hentai will be my one and only guidance

as i embark for my journey to find truly meaning of hentai..

i found this holy sacred academy..

and now i seek salvation

bring me to hentai enlightment
[/quote]

[quote author=Nabeshin]
Good. The Hentai is what gives us our power. It's an energy field created by all living things. It surrounds us and penetrates us. It binds the galaxy together. Without it, we would be lost.
[/quote]

[quote author=dai_kokari]
thank you master, i keep that in mind  :D
[/quote]

[quote author=goazer]
Except that hentai mostly surrounds and then penetrates.
[/quote]

[quote author=dai_hokari]
then what am i supposed to do with that master?

*uses Hentai Sanctuary spell*

Def: up
Cons: up
Resistance: up
[/quote]

[quote author=Nabeshin]
You must use your powers for the good of the universe, to help those in need and save those in trouble.

The Hentai will be with you, always.
[/quote]

[quote author=ryu-kun]
Master Nabo knows the Hentai well
[/quote]

[quote author=dai_hokari]
but then i cannot kill the ones that opposed me master..

*tempted to the darkside*
*VERY TEMPTED*

*uses Hentai penetration on random cutie girls on the street*
[/quote]

[quote author=Nabeshin]
It is true that the the power of the dark side is great, but do not turn onto the path of the dark side. For once you have gone down the path of the darkness, there is no turning back.

Only you can make the decision of what path you follow. But remember, The Hentai is a great and powerful thing indeed.
[/quote]

It goes on for a bit, defining what is the "dark" side and what is the "white" side.  Thought I'd save myself the trouble and just say that.  And I don't know why EV isn't open yet, something about Eva01gOnEbEsErK not having time, though it was up for a few days with the old content.