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Aww, thats pathetic, I'm helping a friend with his, were gona have 10 people. 6 of then are gona sit in the commons w/ fake libms, and fake blood. The others are gona come in w/ trenchcoats, Masks and things on. Under the coeats each of them are going to have a big stick.

Then there just gona rup off there coeats and start wahiling on the others, fake limbs and fake blood flying all over ht eplace ;)

then after like 60 seconds, or when the guards come, everyone books it out of there, riping ther thongs off.

so far we have the 10 ppl, 4 girls, 6 guys. It's gona be great ;)
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At our school, there's the "student center" which is full of Arabic kids.

Next year's seniors (thanks to me and my obcession with animal crackers shaped as camels) are gonna FILL the student center with sand, and stick little camel animal crackers all over.

At least, that was the plan a few weeks ago. :O

Haha! The eighth graders (myself) are going to have a food fight in the commons. So far I've got myself. =/

LOL USERLOSER THAT'S GREAT LOLOL

[quote author=HdxBmx27 link=topic=11695.msg113665#msg113665 date=1116985588]
Aww, thats pathetic, I'm helping a friend with his, were gona have 10 people. 6 of then are gona sit in the commons w/ fake libms, and fake blood. The others are gona come in w/ trenchcoats, Masks and things on. Under the coeats each of them are going to have a big stick.

Then there just gona rup off there coeats and start wahiling on the others, fake limbs and fake blood flying all over ht eplace ;)

then after like 60 seconds, or when the guards come, everyone books it out of there, riping ther thongs off.

so far we have the 10 ppl, 4 girls, 6 guys. It's gona be great ;)
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[/quote]What if the guards decide to shoot AS someone pulls a stick out (cause the guard thinks its a gun)

Guards dont have guns for 1, and there all fatasses who cant run more then 3 mph :/ They wabble.
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Ducks wobble!

Our school has an armed police officer. The security office is right next to the commons, your plan would not work. You have to do it when people are around too...

Alternative ideas:

1)
Play softcore porn over school's tv network

2)
Saran wrap principal's car

3)
Carry small car to top of steps (this assumes your school has an slightly elevated place that can only be reached by stairs

4)
Break into coke machine & place beer in

[quote author=CrAz3D link=topic=11695.msg113751#msg113751 date=1117069658]
Alternative ideas:

1) Play softcore porn over school's tv network

2) Saran wrap principal's car

3) Carry small car to top of steps (this assumes your school has an slightly elevated place that can only be reached by stairs

4) Break into coke machine & place beer in
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1) Done(6 weeks ago, a friend of mine works in the AV section, and we have 'LTV [Luiberty TV] that EVERYONE watches EVERY morning. Played it there.)

2) Bouble wrap good enough? If so Done.

3) No steps, so can't do :/ But we did roll all the cars infrunt of the frun doors (it's just a curbe blocking the way, easyt to bypass.)

4) Eww hate beer.. And Coke for that matter. And haven't done this yet. + it wouldn't be worth it. Waist of $.

Yes we have WAY to much free time, and Yes, I'm trying to think of the next small thing we can do.
And god dang, I hate schools with armed guards :/ They suck.
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[quote author=HdxBmx27 link=topic=11695.msg113752#msg113752 date=1117070123]
[quote author=CrAz3D link=topic=11695.msg113751#msg113751 date=1117069658]
Alternative ideas:

1) Play softcore porn over school's tv network

2) Saran wrap principal's car

3) Carry small car to top of steps (this assumes your school has an slightly elevated place that can only be reached by stairs

4) Break into coke machine & place beer in
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1) Done(6 weeks ago, a friend of mine works in the AV section, and we have 'LTV [Luiberty TV] that EVERYONE watches EVERY morning. Played it there.)

2) Bouble wrap good enough? If so Done.

3) No steps, so can't do :/ But we did roll all the cars infrunt of the frun doors (it's just a curbe blocking the way, easyt to bypass.)

4) Eww hate beer.. And Coke for that matter. And haven't done this yet. + it wouldn't be worth it. Waist of $.

Yes we have WAY to much free time, and Yes, I'm trying to think of the next small thing we can do.
And god dang, I hate schools with armed guards :/ They suck.
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WTF dude!  Y'all do have too much time on your hands.  Anything else ya done?...I'm bored & want to do somethin this weekend

Petty stuff, TPed the EINTIRE INSIDE of the school. (Took 35 people each brining 20 rolls...)
Gave the pet rabbits a shitload of xlax and food :/ Then let them loos on the school.
Wrote 'OWNED!!!' on ALL of the white boards in bif letters. Changed the Footage for the morning announcements to misc. things..
Petty things.
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[quote author=HdxBmx27 link=topic=11695.msg113755#msg113755 date=1117072272]
Petty stuff, TPed the EINTIRE INSIDE of the school. (Took 35 people each brining 20 rolls...)
Gave the pet rabbits a shitload of xlax and food :/ Then let them loos on the school.
Wrote 'OWNED!!!' on ALL of the white boards in bif letters. Changed the Footage for the morning announcements to misc. things..
Petty things.
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[/quote]that is so freakin awesome dude!


I want to to spray paint the little football pushy thing pink & purple? How sad

Change the homepages for the school to the vl forums... that would be interesting.

naw, Already changed it to tubgirl :/ (only lasted 3 hrs tho, untill the admings got back)
Fuckign idiots, and using MS's network administrater. Easy to get around :p
Me and a bunch of friends already have 4.7GB of games/programs spread out threre the network (Mostly in \\hillnet\classes\admin\). We jsut sit there playing games like Zelda, 'Playboy tetris', and other's.
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Playboy tetris!?  :o

I was playing GuildWars beside my schools sysadmin in my schools library.  His solution for when anything isn't working- reimage the harddrive.  My friends Chris's brother put WoW on one I think.

[quote author=CrAz3D link=topic=11695.msg113764#msg113764 date=1117073936]
Playboy tetris!?  :o
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Tetris w/ playboy images as bacgrounds. As you clear the blacks, you see... more....
Batter images once you get a high level.
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OMG!
Write it for cellphone!

[quote author=Blaze link=topic=11695.msg113758#msg113758 date=1117073082]
Change the homepages for the school to the vl forums... that would be interesting.
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I changed some to userloser.net

Edit: Blaze, remove email notify.

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A couple years ago the seniors hung dead deer from the basketball hoops in the gym, then put an outhouse on top of the gym.

[quote author=Shout link=topic=11695.msg113795#msg113795 date=1117078959]
A couple years ago the seniors hung dead deer from the basketball hoops in the gym, then put an outhouse on top of the gym.
[/quote]Dead deer isn't so fun sounding...:(

For a local football rivalry game our school put a dead horse head in the other school's entrance.
(We're the 3rd biggest highschool football rivalry in the nation according to USA today)

Hangin something from the flag pole could be funny

We had a really big penis out in the pond a few years ago

wtf

[quote author=UserLoser link=topic=11695.msg113790#msg113790 date=1117077442]
Edit: Blaze, remove email notify.
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That happens sometimes when people post before you send your post.

Can you say off topic?

Anyways my school has cameras like candy. Every single room with more than 2 computers, or has other expensive stuff (chem lab, etc), has at LEAST three cameras. Would be too much work to do the shit you guys do, we would need to change all the footage :/

Dang, talk about paranoid.
I think we have 4 cameras @ school.

We only have cameras at the doors into the schools and motion detectors in the lower level class rooms.  We don't do senior pranks here, but we could if we wanted too.

Two cameras outside on both sides of parking lot, probably a total of 8 inside around various corners of some hallways.  One kid actually climbed up the side of the buidling with a rope/hook and covered up a camera once to perform a prank outside which involved putting a car around the flagpole.  Everyone thought it was good, had spirit and all for school.  It was painted blue/green and said "Hawks" on it, class of 2005, etc., but they all got suspended

uhm, put a car AROUND the flag pole?

I saw that on MTV Senior Pranks.  Interesting prank.

The senior pranks at our school this year were lame. There was a water balloon fight in the cafeteria that lasted about 5 seconds, and then someone put baby oil on a staircase resulting in someone ending up in the hospital.

Last year they forked the school, I think they do that every year though.

[quote author=hismajesty[yL] link=topic=11695.msg113884#msg113884 date=1117153195]
Last year they forked the school, I think they do that every year though.
[/quote]wtf does that mean?  FORKED a school?

I dont know if this is what he means but I heard some places stick hundreds of plastic forks in the grass around the school as a prank.

Its not a good prank if someone ends up getting hurt IMO

[quote author=Ban link=topic=11695.msg113908#msg113908 date=1117204878]
Its not a good prank if someone ends up getting hurt IMO
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Then it's a great prank.

I think only an idiot could/would hurt themselves on plastic forks sticking out of the ground.

For our football rivalry thing the 'Bulldawgs' usually get lots of Trojan condoms & put everywhere outside while we pour dog food on their sidewalks

[quote author=Disco link=topic=11695.msg113899#msg113899 date=1117178389]
I dont know if this is what he means but I heard some places stick hundreds of plastic forks in the grass around the school as a prank.
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Yeah. They put "04'" on the front lawn and then forks on the steps in the shape of an arrow and stuff.

^_^

Yeah.. how come I cant think of any good ideas? Meh.

[quote]A couple years ago the seniors hung dead deer from the basketball hoops in the gym, then put an outhouse on top of the gym.[/quote]
:)

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Blaze!  mail() [function.mail]: SMTP server response: 501 5.1.8 < "Valhalla Legends Forum" <nunya@bizness.nyet>>... Domain of sender address nunya@bizness.nyet does not exist

[quote author=CrAz3D link=topic=11695.msg113916#msg113916 date=1117212372]
I think only an idiot could/would hurt themselves on plastic forks sticking out of the ground.

For our football rivalry thing the 'Bulldawgs' usually get lots of Trojan condoms & put everywhere outside while we pour dog food on their sidewalks
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WAsn't directed at plastic forks. It was directed at
[quote]
The senior pranks at our school this year were lame. There was a water balloon fight in the cafeteria that lasted about 5 seconds, and then someone put baby oil on a staircase resulting in someone ending up in the hospital.
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What we are going to do this year is cover both parking lots with bird seeds.

My friend is going to take 3 bags(50 pounds of rice) and put it all over the football field.  This could be interesting. :)

OOO! I want pictures of the exploded birds

LET 3 PIGS LOOSE IN THE SCHOOL, PAINT "1" "2" AND "4" ON THEIR BACKS... THE SCHOOL WILL FOREVER LOOK FOR THE THIRD ONE LOL  ;D  ;D  ;D  ;D  ;D  ;D  ;D ;D ;D

::)

I suggested they do that (except with chickens) on Friday.

I thought of the exact same one, then dismissed it because it seemed too easy

Something like that has already been listed.

Pigs pose a problem cause they are WAY easy to find...where's it gonna hide?  Chickens are smaller & can get into more hidden places.

[quote author=CrAz3D link=topic=11695.msg115036#msg115036 date=1118070168]
Something like that has already been listed.

Pigs pose a problem cause they are WAY easy to find...where's it gonna hide?  Chickens are smaller & can get into more hidden places.
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My point was that, whenever such a thread is posted, someone invariably posts the pig (or chicken or whatever) prank. Everyone knows about it now, so it's guaranteed to fail.

Edit: I don't know what you are talking about Newby, I can't find any reply of yours that says that.

Hmm, off the top of my head ... you want things that cause great inconvenience, but no property damage, and no people damage.  If it costs the school much money or time to fix, they'll probably want to arrest someone.  Make sure they find it funny, creative, ingenius, and you're on track.

The best pranks require knowledge of what is "important to" the school.  But messing with mascots and such usually isn't a good idea for your own school.

You could turn the principle's spot into a jello mold very easily.  Put a 6"-high waterproof seal all around, and pour in the jello, wait for it to gel.  HARD to clean up (just imagine them trying to shovel the jello), easy to do.  Use school colors!  Or if not a parking space, maybe the school trophy cases?

On that subject, why not turn trophy cases into fish tanks?  Some silicone sealer and fresh water fish could be fun.  Could be bad if your school is old enough to have wooden-base trophies instead of the all-plastic ones they give out now.

Maybe something in electronics if you're so inclined.  Try stealthing your school's intercom system with a reverse-phase feedback system, I dunno. 

Oops, got a meeting to go to now.  I'll think of more.

That fish tank idea is freakin brilliant!  *tear*  too bad the time has passed for myself

Fish tank.. Yess... Nice Idea... But I don't have any fish ;*( And I only got This long to go.
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Grok, you are a genious.

[quote author=HdxBmx27 link=topic=11695.msg115057#msg115057 date=1118084408]
Fish tank.. Yess... Nice Idea... But I don't have any fish ;*( And I only got This long to go.
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[code]
Sub TLEvent_UserTalk(Username, Flags, Message, Ping)
getDBentry Username, myAccess, Flags

     AddQ "Time untill school ends: " & myDays & " days, " & myHours & ":" & myMinutes & ":" & mySeconds & "."
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Looks like you took code from some bot and used it in a script to countdown...?

http://hdx.no-ip.org/countdown.js

Even worse.

[quote author=Naem link=topic=11695.msg115038#msg115038 date=1118070318]
Edit: I don't know what you are talking about Newby, I can't find any reply of yours that says that.
[/quote]

I meant at school. Sorry.

[quote author=UserLoser link=topic=11695.msg115070#msg115070 date=1118092876]
[code]
Sub TLEvent_UserTalk(Username, Flags, Message, Ping)
getDBentry Username, myAccess, Flags

    AddQ "Time untill school ends: " & myDays & " days, " & myHours & ":" & myMinutes & ":" & mySeconds & "."
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Looks like you took code from some bot and used it in a script to countdown...?
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Ya I made a VBS ver of it got SB:
[code]Public strCountDownTo

Sub Event_Load()
strCountDownTo = "06/16/2005 3:30:00 PM"
End Sub

Sub TLEvent_UserTalk(Username, Flags, Message, Ping)
getDBentry Username, myAccess, Flags

If myAccess > 50 and LCase(Message) = BotVars.Trigger & "timeleft" Then
Dim myDays, mySeconds, myHours, myMinutes
    mySeconds = DateDiff("s", Now, strCountDownTo)
   
    If mySeconds >= 86400 Then
        myDays = mySeconds \ 86400
        mySeconds = mySeconds - (myDays * 86400)
    End If
    If mySeconds >= 3600 Then
        myHours = mySeconds \ 3600
        mySeconds = mySeconds - (myHours * 3600)
    End If
    If mySeconds >= 60 Then
        myMinutes = mySeconds \ 60
        mySeconds = mySeconds - (myMinutes * 60)
    End If
    If Len(myHours) = 1 then myHours = "0" & myHours
    If Len(myMinutes) = 1 then myMinutes = "0" & myMinutes
    If Len(mySeconds) = 1 then mySeconds = "0" & mySeconds
   
    AddQ "Time untill school ends: " & myDays & " days, " & myHours & ":" & myMinutes & ":" & mySeconds & "."
End If
End Sub[/code]
Shitty hua? Yes I did write it myself.. Anywhaos.. The CountDown.js is jsut because I didn't feel like writitng a PHP/JScript version of it.
I even made one that calculates the exact time we are supost to be in school.
:/ Ya I was/am bored.
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