1. dont rub ur eyes it hurts { i know from experience  :P}
2. dont rub it on ur face
3. dont get caught in ur boxers with a boner


u tell us what not to do after u masterbate LOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOOL!  :P

What is masterbating?

I know what to do after doing that, wash your damn hands!

but its what not to do  ;)

don't not wash your hands...

there you go
he's getting around the rules
:D

Do it in the shower and you won't have that problem.

[quote author=Shout link=topic=10662.msg101151#msg101151 date=1109133266]
Do it in the shower and you won't have that problem.
[/quote]What if you clog the drain?

Then I would see a doctor. If your semen is thick enough to clog a drain I have no idea how you are going to have any kids.

Craz3d, I dare you to put this post in the misquoting thread.
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Don't give it to your mother.
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[quote author=Shout link=topic=10662.msg101156#msg101156 date=1109134195]
Then I would see a doctor. If your semen is thick enough to clog a drain I have no idea how you are going to have any kids.

Craz3d, I dare you to put this post in the misquoting thread.
[ontopic]
Don't give it to your mother.
[/ontopic]
[/quote]

You used the word "semen" and "mother" in a post.  How can anybody RESIST misquoting it?

iago: Easy. Do what I do and not care.

Semen clogging drains  :o !  Holy crap!  You might want to see your doctor and stop wacking off so much.

Whatever you do, don't fall asleep (expecially if you live w/ someone).

Definately don't forget to check your clothes for semen stains.  Nothing is more embarrassing than having a big 'ol white stain on a nice pair of dark slacks (especially black/blue jeans).

Don't eat anything immediately after, expecially if you are the forgetful type.

Don't touch your face (or mouth) if you forget you just did it.

Don't put you hands through your hair (There's Something About Mary).

Don't forget to hide your stash (mags, movies or jpegs).

Har.

I went to clean up in the bathroom and left all the porn on my desktop.

Eh, needless to say I got in and closed it RIGHT as my brother walked in.

After visiting porn sites it downloaded shitloads of spyware. I came back from college one day to see most of my desktop coverd in "Dial-XXX" and "Sex-The Best" links, and my mum saying, I cant connect to the net. I was like "Shit!"

[quote author=Meh - (S-1-0-0) link=topic=10662.msg102068#msg102068 date=1109675469]
After visiting porn sites it downloaded shitloads of spyware. I came back from college one day to see most of my desktop coverd in "Dial-XXX" and "Sex-The Best" links, and my mum saying, I cant connect to the net. I was like "Shit!"
[/quote]

That's why you don't use Internet Explorer :P

exactly they put stupid icons on your desktop >< thats why u should use mozzila firefox or netscape

I got firefox now.

http://www.mozilla.org/ Go go firefox ^^ also who ever started this shit about  cum cloging drains is fucked up......-_-

[quote author=Shout link=topic=10662.msg101151#msg101151 date=1109133266]
Do it in the shower and you won't have that problem.
[/quote]

Don't do it in the shower! Mine gets all sticky.

[quote author=Joey link=topic=10662.msg106314#msg106314 date=1112187404]
[quote author=Shout link=topic=10662.msg101151#msg101151 date=1109133266]
Do it in the shower and you won't have that problem.
[/quote]

Don't do it in the shower! Mine gets all sticky.
[/quote]


A bit too much info said there... lol :P

[quote author=Corrupt link=topic=10662.msg106291#msg106291 date=1112168330]
http://www.mozilla.org/ Go go firefox ^^ also who ever started this shit about  cum cloging drains is fucked up......-_-
[/quote]

[quote author=Shout link=topic=10662.msg101151#msg101151 date=1109133266]
Do it in the shower and you won't have that problem.
[/quote]

Does anybody else think this is going a bit too far?

Just a little.......

[quote author=CrAz3D link=topic=10662.msg106365#msg106365 date=1112209245]
Just a little.......
[/quote]
....... majorly overboard. :-\

I've heard much, much worse.  Much.

[quote author=iago link=topic=10662.msg102074#msg102074 date=1109691374]
[quote author=Meh - (S-1-0-0) link=topic=10662.msg102068#msg102068 date=1109675469]
After visiting porn sites it downloaded shitloads of spyware. I came back from college one day to see most of my desktop coverd in "Dial-XXX" and "Sex-The Best" links, and my mum saying, I cant connect to the net. I was like "Shit!"
[/quote]

That's why you don't use Internet Explorer :P
[/quote]

That is EXACTLY why I use Internet Explorer