Hey, I am lord_sammy.  I am not really qualifed at anything .. go figure, another one of those kids!

Yay, hope we all enjoy my stay here haha

Do you program? Where are you from? What games do you play? What is the square root of 10002? What is your sex? If you program, what language do you code in? Do you have a website? Do you feel as though I am molesting you with frivioulus (spelling?) questions? What is the meaning of life?

Welcome to the forums :)

Welcome to the forum.

Hellooooooo

I'm pretty much a nobody, however I do enjoy talking (in this case typing).

If your a nobody, why not make  yourself NOT a nobody, you know, get to know people, post your ideas, get friendly. Then im 100% sure you wont be a nobody.

For example: Look at UserLoser. I was reading posts way back in 2002 and he was getting whacked around the ear by some of the people here, but now hes A well known decent programmer. See how he went from a nobody to a well known person? Maybe you could do that too ? :P

[me=j0k3r]pokes userloser[/me]
[hush]I think he likes you[/hush].

:O

Well, I don't really know userloser, but I can only imagine he's pretty arrogant? haha

Actually I do know him, and everyone loves him :)

You still havent answered any of my questoins....  >:(

But I was serious about the coding/gaming parts. Anyway, welcome to the forums.

Shout is mean, making him answer hes questions  :P

But yeah, answer the questions, or else shout will get you!

JK M8 (If you didnt guess already and had a fit :P )

I will shout at you.

Fine, let's try some simpler questions, shall we?

1. What is your name?
2. What is your quest?
3. What is your favorite color?

Omfg too hard! ;)

Also answer these:

  1.) What language do you program?
  2.) Have  you programmed ANYTHING at all?
  3.) Do you love me and iago?

:'(

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I am just going to crawl into a corner and die now...

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Nobody likes me...

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:'(

A 4th Question :P

4.) Do you Love Shout?

I think we know the answer to that one, dont we..?

Truth is, I suck at everything I do, darn :(

I don't know if I should laugh or poke you with a stick and then laugh. I am going more toward option 'B' though.

[color=red]*Shout gets a stick.[/color]

[color=yellow]*Shout pokes lord_sammy and laughs.[/color]

That settles it.

Anyway, back to real stuff...

If you want to start programming, I suggust C++. Although C++ is harder to learn, it will get you farther and your understanding of programming (and logic) will be better. There are may C++ compilers out there. Just try a google search. There are also alot of great tutorials for C++, just look around for those too. If you really don't want too much of a challenge, I suggust C# or Java, they are basically the same, but Java has a free compiler and you can get NetBeans, a free IDE (Intergrated Development Environment). I would stay away from VB if you want to program as a job. Send me a PM if you need some [legal]software[/legal].

If you do not want to program, ignore the preceding statement.

Did nobody get my "quest for the holy grail" reference? :(

Yeah, I don't have the time / determination to even try and attempt programming :)

[quote author=iago link=topic=10432.msg99213#msg99213 date=1108081688]
Did nobody get my "quest for the holy grail" reference? :(
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No.

[quote author=iago link=topic=10432.msg99013#msg99013 date=1107975148]
Fine, let's try some simpler questions, shall we?

1. What is your name?
2. What is your quest?
3. What is your favorite color?
[/quote]

Hehe, I know wheres thats from.

edit: ohh poo, too late, you already spoiled it. I didn't see the second page...