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crankycefx
yoni
    (yonn'-ee) n. a representation of the external female genitals, regarded as the symbol of Shakti. adj. yonic. (this would be the opposite of phallic, presumably)


Or did we already have a topic about this?

Meh.  That's a cool definition.
February 1, 2005, 12:46 AM
Myndfyr
[quote author=cefx- link=topic=10390.msg97701#msg97701 date=1107218792]
yoni
    (yonn'-ee) n. a representation of the external female genitals, regarded as the symbol of Shakti. adj. yonic. (this would be the opposite of phallic, presumably)


Or did we already have a topic about this?

Meh.  That's a cool definition.
[/quote]

Except that I think "phallus" is the correct word for the adjective "phallic," although I'm not sure whether that has any relevance.  Anyway, I remember once reading Yoni's RL name, and as I recall it's not far from Yoni, which is why (I presume) he chose it.  *shrug*
February 1, 2005, 1:04 AM
Hitmen
Wikipedia says:
[quote]
Yoni is also a nickname for the hebrew name Yonatan (which when translated to english is Jonathan)
[/quote]
I assume his name is Yonatan.
February 1, 2005, 1:39 AM
Myndfyr
[quote author=Hitmen link=topic=10390.msg97717#msg97717 date=1107221981]
Wikipedia says:
[quote]
Yoni is also a nickname for the hebrew name Yonatan (which when translated to english is Jonathan)
[/quote]
I assume his name is Yonatan.
[/quote]

I think you're right.  I wish I could remember where I saw it.

*correction* aha!  [url]http://www.valhallalegends.com/yoni/yoni.asp[/url]
[quote]
My real name is Yehonatan Rozenshein, but practically everybody calls me Yoni.
[/quote]

But I think that Yehonatan is relatively similar to what you wrote, Hitmen, perhaps a minor dialectical distinction?  I'm no expert, but I've picked up a COUPLE things from Bible study.

Where's the expert?

(Side-note: that page seems sooooo innocent.... not like the Yoni I know :P)
February 1, 2005, 1:53 AM
JoeTheOdd
On the subject of our friend Yoni..
[quote]JoE ThE oDD wrote:

> Hi Yoni. My name is JoeTheOdd[e2], and me and my friend SlamBliss)DK( thought it would be cool to buy a hebrew keyboard. If you'd like to sell us one, we would apreciate it. I'm not sure how much it would cost to ship to the United States from Israel, but I suppose I would be able to pay if its not an insanely high price. Also, what type of currency would you like payment in, asuming you're willing to sell us one?
>
> Thank you.
> -JoeTheOdd[e2]
>
> PS: Any chance of getting a Hewbrew Windows 2000 CD? That looks pretty darn pimp.
>
>
Hello,

I am unable to provide the services at this time.
Please seek a different vendor.

- Yoni [/quote]

I'm quite suprised he responded..
February 1, 2005, 2:03 AM
Null
wow , that was just totally stupid...

February 1, 2005, 2:38 AM
peofeoknight
http://hooleon.com/miva/merchant.mvc?Screen=PROD&Product_Code=KB-0115&Category_Code=KB-L <-- something like this perhaps.
February 1, 2005, 2:55 AM
iago
From his page. " I am a 17 year old boy and I live in Israel."

That's like wrong.  Now he's an 18 year old man.
February 1, 2005, 7:37 PM
woodtroll
Its a nick name. He probably never thought anyone would look it up.  ::)
February 1, 2005, 8:40 PM
peofeoknight
[quote author=iago link=topic=10390.msg97793#msg97793 date=1107286643]
From his page. " I am a 17 year old boy and I live in Israel."

That's like wrong.  Now he's an 18 year old man.
[/quote] speaking of nick names, Iago, are you the villain from othello or the bird from aladdin?
February 1, 2005, 10:34 PM
Myndfyr
[quote author=quasi-modo link=topic=10390.msg97812#msg97812 date=1107297254]
[quote author=iago link=topic=10390.msg97793#msg97793 date=1107286643]
From his page. " I am a 17 year old boy and I live in Israel."

That's like wrong.  Now he's an 18 year old man.
[/quote] speaking of nick names, iago, are you the villain from othello or the bird from aladdin?
[/quote]

iago is totally the villain from Othello.  Could it be any other way?!?
February 1, 2005, 11:02 PM
kamakazie
[quote author=quasi-modo link=topic=10390.msg97812#msg97812 date=1107297254]
[quote author=iago link=topic=10390.msg97793#msg97793 date=1107286643]
From his page. " I am a 17 year old boy and I live in Israel."

That's like wrong.  Now he's an 18 year old man.
[/quote] speaking of nick names, iago, are you the villain from othello or the bird from aladdin?
[/quote]

https://davnit.net/bnet/vL/phpbbs/index.php?topic=7501.0
February 2, 2005, 1:06 AM
iago
I'm the bird from Othello.


Actually, dxoisdghlk has it right, click his link :)
February 2, 2005, 1:45 AM
Myndfyr
Incidentally, Othello is probably my favorite of Shakespeare's works.  As far as video versions of it, I say the one with Laurence Fishburne as Othello is really awesome.

[edit]One of the modern-day versions of this movie, called "O," is fantastic.  You can find it on Amazon here.  I recommend this move wholeheartedly (and it links to the '95 Fishburne one).  It is an amazingly similar plot with an entirely different setting, and the actors do a great job of keeping it together.  ;)
February 2, 2005, 2:06 AM
iago
[quote author=MyndFyre link=topic=10390.msg97849#msg97849 date=1107309989]
Incidentally, Othello is probably my favorite of Shakespeare's works.  As far as video versions of it, I say the one with Laurence Fishburne as Othello is really awesome.

[edit]One of the modern-day versions of this movie, called "O," is fantastic.  You can find it on Amazon here.  I recommend this move wholeheartedly (and it links to the '95 Fishburne one).  It is an amazingly similar plot with an entirely different setting, and the actors do a great job of keeping it together.  ;)
[/quote]

I haven't seen any of the movies, all I've done is read :(
February 2, 2005, 3:13 AM
Adron
[quote author=MyndFyre link=topic=10390.msg97824#msg97824 date=1107298920]
iago is totally the villain from Othello.  Could it be any other way?!?
[/quote]

To me, iago is completely the bird from Aladdin. Never read/saw/heard Othello.
February 2, 2005, 3:48 PM
KkBlazekK
MyndFyre, I saw that movie in 2000 and it was great! :) I also recommend it.
February 2, 2005, 8:54 PM
JoeTheOdd
[quote]To me, iago is completely the bird from Aladdin. Never read/saw/heard Othello.[/quote]
Same here.
February 2, 2005, 9:55 PM
peofeoknight
[quote author=MyndFyre link=topic=10390.msg97849#msg97849 date=1107309989]
Incidentally, Othello is probably my favorite of Shakespeare's works.  As far as video versions of it, I say the one with Laurence Fishburne as Othello is really awesome.

[edit]One of the modern-day versions of this movie, called "O," is fantastic.  You can find it on Amazon here.  I recommend this move wholeheartedly (and it links to the '95 Fishburne one).  It is an amazingly similar plot with an entirely different setting, and the actors do a great job of keeping it together.  ;)
[/quote] Seen em both and read the play. Yar othello is the shit. It is way better then pansy macbeth.

So iago, if you ever get a bitch box or something would it's name be Rodrigo? Incidiently, my second box's name is Djali since this one is Quasimodo.
February 2, 2005, 10:46 PM
iago
No, I don't have any kind of naming themes.  My 266mhz server is "Darkside", my laptop is "Slayer", my steel laptop is "Tank", and my old desktop is "Ron" (that's before I started naming stuff)
February 2, 2005, 11:38 PM
peofeoknight
[quote author=iago link=topic=10390.msg97950#msg97950 date=1107387517]
No, I don't have any kind of naming themes.  My 266mhz server is "Darkside", my laptop is "Slayer", my steel laptop is "Tank", and my old desktop is "Ron" (that's before I started naming stuff)
[/quote] Awww... its more fun when the names fit together.
February 3, 2005, 3:52 AM
iolo1o
yoni is a proper and frequent jewish name for MALES.
February 3, 2005, 12:05 PM
Yoni
[quote author=cefx- link=topic=10390.msg97701#msg97701 date=1107218792]
yoni
    (yonn'-ee) n. a representation of the external female genitals, regarded as the symbol of Shakti. adj. yonic. (this would be the opposite of phallic, presumably)
[/quote]
You're about the 58th person to point this out :P

[quote author=MyndFyre link=topic=10390.msg97721#msg97721 date=1107222799]
[quote author=Hitmen link=topic=10390.msg97717#msg97717 date=1107221981]
Wikipedia says:
[quote]
Yoni is also a nickname for the hebrew name Yonatan (which when translated to english is Jonathan)
[/quote]
I assume his name is Yonatan.
[/quote]

I think you're right.  I wish I could remember where I saw it.

*correction* aha!  [url]http://www.valhallalegends.com/yoni/yoni.asp[/url]
[quote]
My real name is Yehonatan Rozenshein, but practically everybody calls me Yoni.
[/quote]

But I think that Yehonatan is relatively similar to what you wrote, Hitmen, perhaps a minor dialectical distinction?  I'm no expert, but I've picked up a COUPLE things from Bible study.

Where's the expert?

(Side-note: that page seems sooooo innocent.... not like the Yoni I know :P)
[/quote]

"Yonatan" and "Yehonatan" are very similar (in Hebrew, "Yehonatan" has 1 extra letter, not 2). "Yehonatan" is an extra syllable, which is more work, so nobody actually says that name. People write "Yehonatan" and pronounce it "Yonatan".
I like "Yoni" because it's badasser.

"Yehonatan" is Jonathan's name in the original Hebrew version of the bible.

Btw, it's apparently a common geek thing. In my boot camp, there were about 5 Yehonatans/Yonatans, and they all preferred to be called Yoni. It was amusing.

As for the page "yoni.asp", I am well aware that it is extremely:
- Outdated
- Lame
- Lame
I keep delaying the rewrite. It may never happen. Or it may happen soon. Wait and see.
February 4, 2005, 10:38 AM
tA-Kane
[quote author=Yoni link=topic=10390.msg98172#msg98172 date=1107513499]"Yehonatan" is Jonathan's name in the original Hebrew version of the bible.[/quote]So "Yoni" is to "Yehonatan" as "John" is to "Jonathan".

I like Yoni more than John.
February 4, 2005, 10:44 AM

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