Ok, this is about as low as I'll go. Post all your computer science/programming-related haiku's here. The winner will.... get the glory of winning.

[quote]Misplaced stack pointer
Segmentation fault, coredump
Welcome to my life[/quote]
This isn't mine, it's from a guy at school, but I changed the last line. He can post the correction if he wants :-)

[quote]"Easy, use grep!"
Stupid windows programmer:
What the fuck's grep?[/quote]
Ok, that one is all mine. I pronounce grep "gee-rep" :-)

[quote]Time for a compile!
gcc MyProg.c
Error: File not found[/quote]
This one's also mine. Based on a reallife experience!

[quote]./go.bat
Runs: "Bad command or filename"
Fuck you, dos. Fuck you.[/quote]
Ok, I'm done. If anybody else has anything to submit, have fun!

My personal favorite is the first, just because it makes reference to "misplaced stack pointer" :-)

[quote]Cigarettes and Jolt
Honey it is time for bed
Shut up bitch shut up[/quote]

When you get married, you will understand this one.

[quote]Shut your God damn mouth
Or else I'm gonna kick you
Square in the balls... ass... hole... AH, DAMNIT!!![/quote]

-Cartman, South Park

[quote]Project: MBB
This project is corrupted.
Damnit... not again![/quote]
Corrupted files are always fun, especially when it's the entire project file.


[quote]3 AM: working.
6 AM: programming still...
Son, are you STILL up?!?![/quote]
A common question, around my home.


[quote]Nice streaming music...
Enjoying what life I have.
Fuck... rebuffering![/quote]

[quote]Server pinging works.
Connecting to it does not.
Damn fucking server.[/quote]

Kane - do you have any idea what a haiku is?

[quote author=iago link=board=2;threadid=1007;start=0#msg7552 date=1050068985]
Kane - do you have any idea what a haiku is?
[/quote]Didn't know -exactly- what it was, but I had the general idea... I've written a few back in gradeschool...

[quote]hai·ku

1.   A Japanese lyric verse form having three unrhymed lines of five, seven, and five syllables, traditionally invoking an aspect of nature or the seasons.
2.   A poem written in this form.
[/quote]

So what if my haikus don't have syllables of 5, 7, and 5... :P

Edit: they will in a few moments

Yay, much better :-)

*pokes this to the top*

the talk about knowing where your stackpointer is reminded me of this. Perhaps some newer members would like to come up with something? :)

Newer members suck
Oldies know how Haiku goes
Never fail at it


:P

BNLS leaked
A tiny misconception
God damn April Fools.

[quote author=Naem link=board=2;threadid=1007;start=0#msg53563 date=1081182686]
BNLS stolen
Oh well, what else is new
God damn April Fools.
[/quote]
Not even close!

As with true poets, you cannot tie me to one subject.

A strange little man
Pets his cat slightly too hard
Fuck you, cat fucker.

[quote author=Naem link=board=2;threadid=1007;start=0#msg53563 date=1081182686]
BNLS stolen
Oh well, what else is new
God damn April Fools.
[/quote]

At least the last line has the right number of syllables.

[quote author=Maddox link=board=2;threadid=1007;start=0#msg53610 date=1081206246]
[quote author=Naem link=board=2;threadid=1007;start=0#msg53563 date=1081182686]
BNLS stolen
Oh well, what else is new
God damn April Fools.
[/quote]

At least the last line has the right number of syllables.
[/quote]

hahaha
that's what I get for writing poems when I have not slept for 36 hours.
(fixed)

besides: http://www.empirezine.com/haiku/1.htm

[quote author=Maddox link=board=2;threadid=1007;start=0#msg53610 date=1081206246]
[quote author=Naem link=board=2;threadid=1007;start=0#msg53563 date=1081182686]
BNLS stolen
Oh well, what else is new
God damn April Fools.
[/quote]

At least the last line has the right number of syllables.
[/quote]